/biz/ - Business & Finance

>cash out
>keep lurking biz

>rent cheap apartment
>drink myself to death

> call boss and put in my two weeks
> then immediately write "Show the tits" on the back of my trailer (I drive truck)
>spend the next two weeks lookin at titties
>after I'm done working I'll buy land somewhere and then travel.

>>13870602
>be me
>cash out my 500 million dollars of stinkies into fiat, all 500$ bills
>rent fleet of 50 helicopters
>fleet of helicopters each carry 10 million usd
>drop the 10 million usd into the 50 most nigger infested cities in the u.s.
>all the niggers fight to the death over money
>once all niggers are dead, the u.s. will be a utopia
>no need for money
>we all made it

>sell 0.5 btc for $500k and use it to buy a house in cash
>continue being a neet but without the stress of constantly having to worry about money

>buy parents house they want
>pay off brother's student loans
>move to the middle of nowhere
>keep shitposting here

>quit job
>Spend 6 months meditating/exercising/eating well/being sober
>Buy a modest home
>Spend the next 5 years plotting and building my survival bunker

>buy yellow lambo
>get bodyguards
>drive down to the club so all the high end roasties can see what car i'm arriving in
>enter club
>all the roasties try to walk up to me and want to have sex with me
>only pick the 4 best of the best and have 5some
>next morning ppl see i'm taking the roasties home in my lambo and everyone suddenly respects me
>they bow whenever they see my car
>everyone loves and respect me because i'm rich

i'm all in LINK btw, so it's gonna be in the billions

>>13870602
book a hotel and flight to seattle to see if it's as bad as they say. (it's not). quit my job. find a nice condo or house to buy and pay someone to move my shit. get some pagliacci pizzas with red wine. go hiking almost every day. get a new job that i actually find enjoyable, not one that i have to keep doing because it pays better than anything else i can find. do the job, but never actually stress about it because i don't need it in the slightest.

>go to my favorite bar
>get rip roaring drunk
>take Uber to motel
>order hooker from bed page
>order pizza
im a man of simple tastes

>ITT: we share our delusions that will never come true

for those who can fuck hookers making will literally be paradise
i simply can't pay for sex for some reason

>>13870861
Found the nolinker

>cash out
>quit job
>give enough to my boomer parents so they can retire comfortably
>buy a nice apartment in a good city
>browse /biz/

>>13870876
paying for sex is fun. once you bust your nut with a hot girl you really won't care about the money

> pay off pop's debt
> buy sister's debt
> Hold parents' promised retirement fund hostage demand my parents move in with my cousins and help raise the daughter so she doesn't become a rebel bad girl when she hits puberty and force me to cash out more linkies to bail her out
> come to the US
> buy a manual car
> travel to the 4 corners of the country and see what cool stuff is out there

>>13870931
Good luck anon, you're a nice guy.

>>13870668
I'm gonna dream about this tonight. Thank you

>>13870602
>keep money in a stablecoin(not tether)
>sleep at my job until i get fired
>collect unemployment
>cash out my crypto
>buy beautiful house in the woods
>text a picture of me next to the sold sign to my boss
>smoke weed and build garage projects for the rest of my life
Yeah, its going to be nice.

>>13870711
This is really gay and you'll never make it

>>13870676
>what are property taxes and house insurance
You still have to pay money every month. Welcome to adulthood faggot.

>>13870931

>cash out
>pay my fucking taxes
>dab on my boss
>dab on my parents

>>13870620
>>13870633

These

>>13870913
found the dumbfuck that missed 2017 and unironically thinks hes gonna make it off an erc20 shitcoin. i honestly hope all of you arent larping and have your entire wealth on link. cant wait to browse this board after mainnet. hope the fatty doesnt delay it

>>13870650
>falling for the travel meme fat single moms and teenage girls fall for
Not going to make it, sorry anon.

>>13871049
>this is exactly the same situation we found ourselves in in 2017
Found the room temperature IQ moron.

>>13870668
based and redpilled

>>13870711
>He fell for the "girls like cars" meme
>He fell for the "girls are sexually attracted to wealth" meme

Never gonna make it.

>cash out in regular intervals instead of all at once
>my wealth in fiat grows weekly so I dont dump everything onto the exchange at once
>pay long term capitol gains tax
>give everyone i like 1k
>give everyone i dknt like the middle finger
>go to japan and buy pristine AE86
>kill myself when I collide with a semi truck drifting the akina downhill
>eurobeat plays in the stereo as they pull my dead corpse from weeb car
>get name in local japanese newspaper for being autist

>stop going to work
>have existential crisis
>spend all day drunk and high
>fuck hookers
>travel
>blow all money on degenerate margin trading
>need to make it again

No need to fantasize that's how it went down.

kill self and leave all wealth to my parents

>>13871088
hitler dubs of truth

>>13871127
K E T T EN G L I E D
(kaufen)

>>13870861
>>13871049
See you at $3

>>13870602
Probably just buy a dual tube night vision setup and continue on as before

Start a bio-pharmaceutical company.

>>13870602
>move away from libirals
>buy a house with a pool
>start the dream project
>roid out till im /fit/ like a roman statue

>>13871101
Absolutely based Fren. How you holding up during this rally? Where have you placed your bets? And what would you do differently

>move to japan and raise a family

oh wait already did that. thanks 2017 /biz/ God bless you all.

>>13871333
checked. you've made it anon, that makes me so happy

>>13870602
>start modern fantasy card game
>pay dozens of instragram thots to cosplay for it over months to bring in a userbase
>anonymously pay top porn artists for commissions
>become a household name
>make anime real
I call it "The Overwatch Effect"

>buy own house away from family
>recover physically and mentally from the last 2 years spent browsing /biz/ with diet and exercise
>enjoy alien/ancient aliens youtube videos
>enjoy my peace and fucking serenity I've wanted for so long
>enjoy living my life playing guitar ect might get a GF if not go overseas and travel

and yeah

Cry over ex-gf

>begin working on scientific breakthroughs
>Set up facilities and equipment
>Hire scientist for bounties on each cure and or new innovation created.(example get 10M for creative breakthrough)
>Launch product for open market
>Pursue a life of knowledge and wisdom
>Set aside funds for family through trust fund.
>Buy a plot of land (500k acres)
>Buy equipment to harvest and plant hemp
>Convert hemp into building material
>Start building large 10 story condos with lots of space using hemp.
>Begin to populate area with the brightest minds and have them reproduce.
>build a city named metropolis
>Green and environmentally friendly.
>Open private schools which create specialized students who excel in their craft. (Artist / engineer / creator etc) creating masters in their craft.
>Have a fuckload of kids from different races and watch them develop and observe their progress.
>Become mayor of my new city and then create more.

>cash out
>put my two weeks in
>pay off student loans
>buy nice house, assuming i have enough to maintain it for life
>get health insurance on the market price
>buy dogs
>play every major video game in existence
>read the western canon of literature
>improve my art skills
>never wake up and wage again
>give money to parents when they need it but never ever tell them the amount i actually have
>travel
>enjoy projects like creating a farm, woodworking, painting
>learn how to animate, work on writing my novel
>read comic books all day for weeks if i want to
>watch every major movie and tv show
>create an amazing game series singlehandedly and release it to the public
>attend cons and talk to my fans
>never ever ever listen to clients, boss or anyone ever again on how i spend my daily time
>go to sleep and wake up with a smile every day

paradise

>>13871024
Fuck yea bro

>>13871583
Oops I thought OP post said first few years but w/e

>>13871527
Face it you'll blow it all on the house and food and porn you won't do shit to improve yourself

>>13870602
>Fly to Cali
>buy some dank weed
>buy some land in the Redwoods
>pay some construction company to build me a nice house
>fly to Jew York and live there until they've finished building my house
>fuck instagram thots for a while by flashing some cash in their DMs
>import a qt virgin from Eastern Europe to be my wife
>basically just sit on the couch every day, getting high and watching Netflix with mai waifu and our kids until I die of old age

>>13870602
>sleep like a baby for 12 hours
>buy a new house
>hire two or three escorts to stay with me for a few days
>start up a business so I can stay active and amplify my gains

>>13871098
Based and redpilled

>quit my job
>buy nice shit
>make a facebook acct and Instagram
>be that annoying prick everyone envies
>die of an overdose 6 months later

>>13871538
Hurts to know how much you could have improved her life with this money

>>13871263
Doing all right, made enough money to have the appearance of FU money. My boss didnt know I blew it all so I was able to have enough leverage to work remotely.

This time around I'm just churning credit cards to leverage myself more and living in cheap countries to reduce my overhead.

Next time I'll follow gut and care more about the easy money.

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> link moons
> Cash out enough to buy a newer car bottle of smoky whiskey and a driving holiday
> Cash out more to pay student debt
> Cash out to buy land and home
> Creative projects on my property
> Family and kids
> Overseas holidays a few times a year
> Invest in business and property
> Wait for the next bear and DCA the bottom
> Repeat as necessary

>>13870602
>invest enough to make decent passive income
>buy nice plantation on the southeast coast
>grow tobacco and distill apricot whiskey

>Finish college, in it for sports and the parties
>Spend my life training and honing my body and skills until I am a world champion fencer
>WIn the Olympic games because I can finally afford to go to competitions as much as everyone else
>Pay my moms student loan debts
>Buy a big house in the country for my family
>travel the world and eventually get stabbed in an ally over $100

>>13871777
Checked

>>13871777
Checked. If you grow Latakia I will happily buy from you.

>>13871786
>tfw left handed
>tfw I used to win fencing competitions in college without even trying
>tfw I've unironically beaten a former-olympian before

ahh