/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13867089
BUY BTC

>>13867089
header without animu, delete and make new

>>13867089
>Tesla to $10, SPY sub 200 and AMD to 6.69 edition
Based

>>13867089
No really, someone give me one (1) actual reason why AMD would go below even 25$, especially after that amazing keynote at computex.

>>13867089
When are we getting our state provided goth gfs? :(

>>13867089
>For consumer staples bagholders:
you're supposed to change the flavor text every OP. last OP messed it up too.
also you didn't quote old thread and the OP pic is again garbo
fuck u bitch

>>13867132
Silicon price sky rockets after Trump pisses off the Chinese enough. AMD can't maintain production quotas. Stock falls.

why can't I escape ethan ralphs retched gunt

>>13867089
who is this sperg that keeps making the OP the same edition

>>13867093
I will if you commit suicide

Looking forward to the giant green week

>>13867089
Previous thread: >>13852540

SPY TO 300 END OF JUNE

>>13867120

spbp

>>13867155
Is sillycon a rare earth? Damn Chineses... I should've invest in silly miners unless silly futures are a thing.

AMD will rally though, that was a dank keynote with max hype.

>>13867134
lol

>>13867120
this

>>13867155
>China is the only producer of silicon
Hmm wow never considered that. Just sold 10k

>>13867221
From what I know silicon is pretty common, but producing it is another thing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_silicon_production

Wikipedia has China listed at the top silicon producer. I'm guessing companies rely on that production a bit since the labor is cheap over there.

Remember buy nvidia AMD is MIA in the parallel processing market. Nvidia will 3x in the next 3-4 years.

buy axas

>>13867294
>AMD is MIA in the parallel processing market

what about the last 5+ years of 'more cores' meme? the whole thing with AMD is that their single-core performance was always behind Intel but they had more cores for the price

Buy, hold or sell?

>>13867409
buy

>>13867409
what the hell kinda chart is that supposed to be?

>>13867459
Flabby boob chart

tuesday: red
wednesday: red
thursday: red
friday: red

>>13867488
Do you honestly believe this?

>>13867509
no we'll probably have a green day peppered in there

based Trump

>>13867163
>coming from the tripfag who ruins /smg/ even more than crypto fags

>>13867518
>the rape sansa
>the rape

>>13867601
Forgot about her whole rape thing... this series took too damn long, I forgot so much shit.
Did Bran say something about it? I don't get it.

>>13867531
KEK absolutely rekt
you don't need to start the thread with a crypto shill though. (and this bubble feeling a little precarious)

>>13867531
I'd take an entire SMG full of pendulums if they were attached to different stocks. Imagine having SMG be a news feed of relevant information and a thesis behind each meme stock. And then debates on their merit.

Ror! Hope everyones ready for a greeny green week! You guys are awesome!

>>13867795
based and lemonpilled

regardless of what the market does, expecting more sideways or down from GALT
may have a short term dip and bottom out at 3.5 or so
obviously bullish and hodling long term either way tho
not much will happen until we get significant news (which is been in the works for quite a long time), but it'll explode when it does

>>13867928
short term price action doesn't change my opinion on the stock at all
the science is there, the company has so much potential that I'm willing to be patient

also I constantly call people who change their opinion on a stock based on short term price action bitches/retards

>>13867795
ror

>>13867962
Ror!!

>>13867962
>>13867981

What does all this “Ror!” Japanese cartoon cat thing mean? I don’t watch Naruto.

>>13867795
Curious how the coming week goes. I've set up to begin buying into booze allen hamilton and general dynamics stocks.
I'm not terribly optimistic about the stocks this coming week,

ᵣₒᵣ

>>13868016
rorr h urrr

>>13868016
ROR!

>AMD crashes to $7 in the next year
>buy as much as you can
>bull put spread every week for the rest of your life
>use premiums collected to buy AMD shares
>Buy AMD shares in lots of 100
>sell way OTM calls on AMD shares for a little extra income each week
>use that extra little income to buy more AMD shares
>retire early
FUGGING CRASH!

Rawr

>>13868249
>AMD crashes to $7 in the next year
Hold still while I awoo you.

>>13868261
>looks at NVIDAS chart
>looks at you
>points at NVIDIA chart
This is what's coming, only much worse
It's over for AMDcels

>>13868255
I want a big furry cat
I want to get a really big cat and then either a really small cat or a really small dog. I think it would be funny to have a big cat and a small dog.

>>13868271
!lol! comfy is back posting at smg :))))

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiiFCuZBxxE

>>13868301
maine coon and ragdoll are most popular big cats, and scottish fold is a good small cat

I missed you Comfy, I'm so glad you're posting again. I had sleepless nights thinking about how much money you've been losing. Don't ever stop posting my lovable sweetheart.

>>13868326
I will only post with my trip when responding to Dobber, or when providing research on the clothing and fashion industry
So far here are my buy recommendations (after the crash obviously)
>buy
COLM, VFC
>watch conditionally
AEO (3 yearly consecutive dividend raises)
>sell
LB
>>13868389
Hehe I love you too Anon. My goal in posting in this thread is to provide knawledge about dividend growth stocks, which I have actually spent large amounts of time researching
Pic related is the best of the best of the best. I'll be adding years grown and my price targets on all of them soon enough.
I will also become the world's best clothing industry analyst in the world by talking to my sister's zoomer friends

>>13867950
>the science

>>13868428
Many of the stocks I've compiled are already at a buy status
However, because they have a higher than .8 positive correlation with the SPY, they will tank anyway with the broader market, producing even cheaper cheapies.
My current price target on GALT is below $1
My current price target on LCI is sub is buy now
You may be asking, Comfy, why would you recommend buying LCI now? Because these reasons
1) LCI has a book value of above $8, meaning it is by definition a Warren Buffet value stock
2) Baggie recently tried shorting it, this means the bottom will be found in the next 7 days.
3) Newfags ITT bought the top and are now panic selling.
4) LCI newfag buy pattern is reminicient of GBR and BGFV, however, LCI is different than both of those
-GBR was a retard company that was a pump and dump.
-BGFV is in the sporting good industry, which is very different than the medical supply jewish industry.
I personally will not be buying LCI because I have weak hands and am accumulating as much cash as possible.
But you, Anon, should buy LCI.
If things go good, you can make 500% gains. If things go poorly, I will laugh at you.

The fashion clothing stock I am currently researching is LULU. I will provide a price target EOD.
I have a suspicion that it will be an eventually buy, however, because their clothing makes women very attractive and I have not masterbated in 2 months.
I am practicing semen retention and even looking at pointy elbows makes my 2 inch benis stand on end

Hey Crossfit is ending their working relationship with Facebook.

CrossFit became one of the few firms to make the break with Facebook, and to do so very publicly. This week, the company announced that it would end its relationship with Facebook and its affiliates, detailing its reasons for doing so in an online anti-Facebook manifesto of sorts, after a CrossFit diet group was temporarily deleted without warning.

>>13868680
>"fitness" cult can't take the bantz
Good, hopefully there'll be a selloff that takes down the rest of the FAANG cohort. I've already lost money on my share of apple, and I'm happy to DCA down if it takes any real pain.

Do it, Xi. Do it you coward!

>pic unrelated, rkg in natural habitat

>>13867132
1. AMD has violated US restrictions on chip sales to Chinese via backdoor joint ventures. Trump could legitimately shut down AMD because of this treasonous activity

2. The Chinese could take the EPYC chip design and sell a 100% identical knockoff, effectively killing the best shot AMD has at gaining market share from Jewtel.

3. AMD is generally overvalued. For all the talk about increasing market share they have less than 10% of any single market they participate in. They have poor chase flow, large (not overwhelming) debt, and are showing declining yoy sales in all categories.

>>13868625

random question, whats the best amount to invest for a first timer?

>Trump: US “not ready” to make a trade deal
>Xi: China won’t give in to US trade demands about IP
BLOOD
RED
TUESDAY

>>13869090
Any amount you're comfortable with losing.

>>13868887
>shiruka bakaudon
gross

>>13868625
>I have a suspicion that it will be an eventually buy, however, because their clothing makes women very attractive and I have not masterbated(sic) in 2 months.
I always try my best to make lust-invariant positions. My, uhhh, urges are way too unstable, I have to try and actively prevent them from interrupting my investment decisions

>>13869090
100 billion dollars USD

>>13869090
What you are willing to donate to Wall Street Jews.

>all my stocks are up
>my PC can now mine over ($1) a day of ETH
>new car (truck) tomorrow

its going to be a green week, i can feel it

Any cucks still holding Galt? Sell if you are

>>13869228
name one reason to do that

>>13869170
>my PC can now mine over ($1) a day of ETH
Specs?

>>13869170
>>my PC can now mine over ($1) a day of ETH
VERY fugging cool. Always heard mining was impossible for regular people with 1 or 2 PCs, so I never bothered. How hard/expensive was it for you to set up that rig? If you've been running it for a while, you must be getting some major gains right now.

>>13869122 (dubs)
>gross
wholeheartedly agree. Just heard about her for the first time on /jp/ because of the Yuka Takaoka stabbing. Read one manga and found it upsetting.

>>13869228
I'm in huge and going deeper, fren.

>>13869664
make sure you practice proper risk management
obviously GALT is a very good opportunity, but you have quite a bit of money in your portfolio, iirc (not sure what your financial situation is like, if you also have a ton in savings then it's fine)
just keep in mind that nothing is certain and that you shouldn't get too deep into any one stock unless you don't mind taking on extra risk

(even though I don't mind going all in on GALT with 1.3k, I'd actually personally allocate my money in a more conservative way if I was dealing with a lot of money)

>>13869435
well i set up the rig with black friday sales a few years ago (2016 i think?)

procrastinated mining though (terrible idea) but finally got remotivated, and figured out how to mine easily a week or so ago. just got a second GPU (used off of Ebay) last friday, and mining has about doubled since i slapped it in, to the point where i get about 0.0044 ETH a day ( i should look into seeing if i can mine anything better instead of ETH)

https://pcpartpicker.com/list/CPzRZ8 is what i got, but ignore prices, its cost me less than $2000 including rebates n such ( and most parts were cheaper a few years ago than they are now anyways)

Wall power gage says I'm only using 455W max right now (mining pc, + two monitors, monitors on their own are like 60-80Watts, so PC itself is probably running less than 400W on a 850W PSU)
I have about $10 from two weeks of mining, but Ive only had two GPU's for a couple days now
and platinum 80+ means its not very wasteful

>>13867155
>Silicon price sky rockets
Price of the Silicon Valley? What the fuck does this incomprehensible shit even mean.

shill me a broker from the pastebin

>>13869838
robinhood
no commissions

>>13869849
pc or mobile app? the reviews on the mobile app are pretty bad

>>13869873
they're the same thing (the mobile app is fine, I haven't had any significant issues with it and I can't recall ever hearing about someone who has)
alternatively use webull if you want a different broker with no commissions

>>13869873
It probably has bad reviews because of people being dumbasses with stocks and losing money. The app is perfectly fine.

>>13869838
>>13869873
>>pc or mobile app?
its the same thing
>the reviews on the mobile app are pretty bad
robinhood is shit for graphs, use something else (like tradingview)
but robinhood + limit orders is great for investing if you are a noob (and american with a valid SSN)

t. I only have $4000 in my robinhood account
and if i paid commissions on my trades, id have payed $5000 in commission fees last year alone

use robinhood for actual buying and selling of stocks, use something else for literally everything else, and youll be golden

>>13869817
Cool! I think I'm too stupid for this, and my internet gets pretty sketchy sometimes. I built a pretty badass PC a few years ago, and stopped using it when I got a laptop... maybe I should set something up if I move somewhere with better internet?

That's very based, and I think ETH is a good choice considering it's the only other currency that seems to have mainstream approval and is relatively cheap all things considered, so there's still a reasonable chance of what you mine increasing in value... I think. I'm not sure actually how that works, I guess it would depend on the "market cap" of ETH.

>>13869910
>getting men to deliberately consume OnI0NsBeAnS
kekk
I use it for buying and trading crypto. If it weren't for robinhood, I'd never have bothered with crypto at all.

Unfortunately my crypto gains are nowhere near offsetting my stock losses.

>>13869090
Ignore the retards. If you’re trading in a robin hood account, any amount works, but yes just keep in mind you “could” lose it all. Or even half, so never go all in or bet it all. If you’re new, there’s a lot of shit you need to learn that no one will teach you and you learn year after year. One the hardest things though is your emotions. Everyone says don’t get emotional, but when there’s money on the line there always are emotions.

>>13869983
so its just like kaiji?

>>13869090
the best amount to invest for the first time is enough that you wont mind if you lose it all

if thats your rent money you are investing, you are going to feel pressured to make terrible decisions, regardless of how much or little that money is

>>13869965
i chose ETH more because it can smart contracts, and ETH seems more resistant to ASIC mining than BTC and its various offspring are, so GPU can theoretically be profitable longer

also ETH's dag just surpassed the 3 GB size, with 4GB expected by mid 2020 so most GPU's that were 4GB or smaller are about to be shit at mining it (I have two 8gb GPU's so they are future proofed for a few years at least, ETH's dag wont be above 8GB until 2027 or so by current estimates)

>>13870003
>>so its just like kaiji?
yuppers, just ask grim

I have ON semiconductor stocks. Should I sell? I've I'll lose about 500 dollars but maybe I could make it back if I put it all in something that will turn around soon. Can anyone give me advice? I really try to understand this stuff, and I've used the resources in the OP, but it's just so much to learn.

Let's say I wanted to get my feet wet in stock trading. What kind of exercise would you guys consider good practice, so to speak? Something with low risk. And what means should I use to actually do the trade? I hear there are even smartphone apps you can use to trade without even talking to anyone, essentially turning the process into a high-stakes video game.

>>13870193
actually calling someone to trade is a very dated concept, everything is done online now

>>13870193
>>13870209
the only way to really learn is through experience, and everyone will inevitably make mistakes in the beginning
the best thing to do is start off small (not put a ton of money into the market right away), practice good risk management, and not make emotional decisions when trading

also do not under any circumstances trade options until you have a lot more experience

>>13869812
I'm mostly in retirement target date funds. I have increased my GALT position a lot though. I feel like its worth taking a huge risk on and I would live if it got destroyed. It isn't money I need to live on.

>>13870235
go for it, then
I think it is also worth taking a risk on, just not a risk that could actually affect your quality of life if something went wrong

>>13870209
>>13870229
I guess I should read everything in the OP. I don't even know what 'good risk management' entails, aside from not putting all your eggs in one basket.

>>13870104
Hmm. I wonder if AMD's 7/7 release will be economical for this...

Ah heck of course it won't, and my old radeon or whatever is likely potato status by now.

>>13870249
>>13870235
I also think it is worth taking a risk on*

I want to like Macy's, theyre good financially but their CEOs ideas are just retarded
"Story" its like What?

They should add a skateboard park for foot traffic like Kohl's gyms
...and They tried to compete with Off price stores like Ross with 'Macy's Backstage'. They should have done 'Macy's Thrift' instead

>>13870249
For the record, I currently have 17,296 shares at 4.52. That does not include the 8135 units (2440 shares) I prescribed to for the RO. Nor the warrants.

Should be fun. Doubt I'll put too much beyond this but I do have more I could theoretically do it if the price falls a lot.

>>13869873
The Robinhood app is pretty bad and freezes and crashes regularly, but it gets the job done. It's pretty simple to use, and most importantly, it doesn't charge any commissions on trades.

>>13870315
Noice
Can't wait until we get some news from the company, very interested to see what all this waiting will culminate to

>>13870356
I get the feeling it wont' be long but I'm prepared to sit on it for what is necessary. Its got a stretched rubber band build-up of energy feeling to it right now after non-stop unofficial good news.

>>13867212
Why does she drink cola when she is clearly jogging. That is like eating a McDonald's meal after you are done with the gym

>>13870437
There's constantly been new science coming out validating the mechanism of action, which GALT is by far the leader in (and also has a ton of different patents on)
Uihlein being personally invested makes the company a lot less risky financially as well

/ausfag/ here. I just made an account on Stake (Robinhood equivalent for Aussies) and it has 0 brokerage fee and allows us to buy 'murican stocks and etfs. I deposited $1.5k USD and bought some stuff based on doing half an hour of research into the "best" etfs and also just bought a couple of the big stocks like AMZN NFLX and a weed stock.

>pic related is my portfolio

I'm planning on putting in another $10-$15k in the next week once I get some solid advice for what to invest in.

Critique my portfolio, what else should I get, what should I remove and what should I put more money into?

>>13870460
I give people advice on how to lose weight a lot since I am living proof that it can be done.

There are a lot of people that think they can drop it all off with exercise alone. Its when I tell them what I ate that I can feel them detaching from the conversation. People do not want to change what they eat on a permanent basis.

Sounds nicer to just be able to walk/run it all off.

>>13870472
I think without the constant updates of those studies and his involvement as well I'd be in GALT but at a tiny fraction of what I'm in it currently. Thats the type of news and general snapshots of the company that doesn't come through at a glance.

Its not fully de-risked but its about as ideal as I could ask for. It sometimes feels like a once in a decade opportunity.

>>13870534
I agree that the constant flow of new science validating the role of galectin-3 in such a wide variety of diseases, the personal commitment of a multibillionaire chairman of the board, and the fact that the company is grossly undervalued relative to its competitors makes it a rare opportunity
It's hard to find stocks with so much going for them that are also as cheaply valued as GALT is

>>13870474
woah. It let's you buy partial shares?
Very cool.

I think you made a good call with the Healthcare ETF. Two of it's top positions are holdings of mine, MRK and UNH. I think BIG pharma and managed care are a great bet right now. No opinion on the others... VTSAX is always a good choice for a "buy, and just keep buying, and never sell until you retire"

I hear REIT's are one of the most winningest sectors right now, wish I had gotten in. They give insane divvys. Looks solid to me as long as you have a reason to believe in the those individual companies as well.

>>13870460
Because animu do not get fat unless it's for fetish reasons or momentarily as a joke.

So tl;dr
>use robinhood
>invest trivial amount
>learn from the school of hard cocks
Do I have that right?

>>13870805
yep

>>13870474

>buying American tech in the midst of a FUCKING TRADE WAR

Buy the Aussie earth metal stocks, you dumb poof. They are worth nothing in comparison to their 2011 highs. And they will take out those highs if China bans exports and America comes knocking.

>>13870868
>buying American tech companies during a dip
>somehow bad

>>13870597
Am I getting tricked with Galt, is it a mega meme like lci to avoid at all costs

AP - study suggests vaping may harm cardiovascular health with or without nicotine (I’m summarizing)

Damn it... why they gotta bully my boy MO. It’s not even gokng to give me a chance for cheapies, it’s just going to suppress the price.

>this OP is... very strange

>>13871041
Hard to say, buy low, sell high, and don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

Fomo is a kotherfucker, don’t put any money you can’t afford to lose on it. That said, my personal opinion is that the odds ARE better than a lottery ticket.

>>13871041
(note that I am to GALT as LCIguy is to LCI)

here are a lot or GALT-related links

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4264254-galectin-therapeutics-primed-takeoff-rights-offering-new-clinical-evidence
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2019/05/190515110321.htm
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4254020-galectin-therapeutics-belapectin-phase-3-nash-cirrhosis-moving
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4253435-galectin-signature
https://seekingalpha.com/instablog/47560554-vision-and-value/5210387-gr-mdminus-02-keytruda-s-partner
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5855601/
https://www.mdpi.com/1422-0067/20/7/1607
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S030372071930053X
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21030859
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5944416/
https://www.alzheimersanddementia.com/article/S1552-5260(18)31786-2/abstract

>>13871099
>>13871041
MI = myocardial infarction (heart attack)

I wonder if the first soon-to-be 300 year old human has already been born and if not I wonder how much too early my own birth was from his.

>>13871125
>>13871099
>>13871041
read the seekingalpha articles in an incognito window if any of them say "This article is exclusive for subscribers"

>>13870812
Ok, I put $10 on this bad boy. Where shall we start? I'm thinking the really cheap shit so that I can have sway over whoever owns the company worth $100 when I buy 10% of it.

>>13870474
Tesla is cheap at the moment, in my opinion. As long as the company survives there is lots of room on the market for electric cars in the future.

Some people say Netflix might be in a pinch these days since Disney is about to launch a competitor.

If you can buy some Nestlé it might be smart, they have over 2000 brands in over 150 countries. They have 30% stake in L'Oreal.

I hear Alphabet (GOOGL) own something like 7% in SpaceX if you want a cut of SpaceX.

Buying more Amazon might be smart. They will take over the world some day, you know.

>>13867089
Fantastic meme OP, sargoy and his ledditors are pathetic

>futures moderately green, DOW up .27%
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>13871262
I bet your room isn’t even clean, and your phallus is quite unsanitary, you filthy neet.

>>13870474
Also, Tencent is a Chinese company with fingers in many pies, like League of Legends. They also own 40% of Epic Games (=Fortnite), which have just launched a promising Steam competitor.

>>13871161
>I wonder if the first soon-to-be 300 year old human has already been born
Yeah, that was, like, tens of thousands of years ago, bro. Hello!?

>>13871167
You put a lot of ideas into my head. I think I'll drop 100 big ones into it

>>13871308
Also be aware that they're one of the primary funders of Discord, which is absolutely a Chinese botnet.

>>13871304

>>13871324
I thought the Chinese were not cool with trannies, tho.

>>13871324
protip: install an alternative browser that can minimize to the clock (i do it with an add-on) and just run Discord through that browser.

that way you can run discord as normal but it becomes sandboxed and can't read your files on the computer. calls and talking with mic works.

>>13871327
P-PetersonSensei is a very busy man! He gives lectures internationally, I’ll have you know.

Maybe when you write a best selling book, and sell out theatres full of people gladly paying to see you, well then you can throw stones. But right now, your house is looking very glass, Bucko!

>>13871315

>>13867089
CRON will be 25 - 30$ EOY

>>13871370
What do you use to do that?

>>13871391
>I will never make millions of dollars by making fun of trannies IRL and telling people to wash their balls

why even live

awesome SoyB gapped up
Gonna dump this tommrow and buy some quality companies

>>13871438
an old version of firefox and a legacy plugin called minimizetotray, then you just have a tab with discordapp dot com where you log in to your discord account.

you can use any alternative browser. just make sure you don't use google chrome because they spy on you as well.

>>13870693
Yeah I'm pretty happy with my ETFs and my boy Shkreli recommends the pharma stocks I bought. Only thing I'm iffy about in my portfolio is ORCL and NFLX but I think I only bought like $80-$100 of each of those.

>>13871471
He was already pretty well off. He could’ve made as much just playing the market, right? RIGHT?!

He found a niche that needed to be filled, said something other people weren’t saying. “Hey young men, the world is shitting on you and distorting reality and politics are superseding scientific research. Stop feeling sorry for yourselves and get your shit together lole!”

futures are pointing up

green day tomorrow

>>13871663
You got an exact version number? Thanks for the help, bro.

>Imagine being this dumb...

>>13871851
its almost if smart money, who owns the media, is propping up stock prices so they can exit!

>>13871940
Wait. That would mean the jews are the smart money.

>>13871940
>>13871851
This meme, explain me. What is stupid about markets rallying in anticipation of Trump’s US-Japan trade deal?

Unless... you thought that the article was referring to the China trade deal?

>>13872040
lmfao you need to have sub 70 boomer iq if you're falling for a "US-Japan" trade deal
Japan is literally a vassal state of the US, there were never any trade issues with the japs to begin with

>>13871756
Up until 10, when it drops 5%

>>13872095
...that’s literally what the article is talking about. Trump wants to keep Toyota’s and Honda’s from replacing ford. Or whatever, I’m not even sure who owns who anymore.

He’s trying to get them to buy our fancy fighter jets and whatever else he can manage to squeeze some yen out of them for, while limiting what they sell to the US.

I’d bet at least 10% of biz drives a Honda Civic.

>>13872185
10% of everybody drives a Honda Civic. 25% in Florida and 80% in Miami.

>>13872185
I do drive a Honda Civic. Her name is Hatsume.

>>13872230
wtf? your car anon?

>>13872185

The Nips probably produce more American made vehicles than the Yanks at this stage. Aren't all those Ford F150s made in Canada or Mexico?

>>13872212
Exactly! And that makes Trump very angry. Imagine if those Honda Civics were made in the USA? And if the Japanese imported American cars instead of using their own?
(Except the Range Rover. Apparently that’s the only American car they have any interest in.)

Point is, the article was about the Japan trade deal.

>>13872230
Absolutely disgusting.

...you don’t actually call her that in public, right?

>>13872248
No that's not my car. I'd shoot the nigger who'd do that to Hatsume.
>>13872336
ofc i do you think I care what the normies think about me? They can go name their own cars.

>>13872260
This man isn't making a deal with anyone. Constantly lies and props up the market saying deals are imminent, when none are.
This is gonna start the next recession.

>>13872366
the market is so overvalued right now
the trade war and tariffs and global growth are literally worse than what they were in december, yet prices are still 20% higher

we're all going to make a fuck ton on oil this week because everybody forgot everybody was traveling all weekend and using a bunch of it right?

Hot tip for all those posters who know that dividend yield is the only important factor when it comes to stock picks. Barnes & Noble (BKD) currently pays out a 12.77% annual dividend yield ($0.60 / $4.70).

>>13872397
This is the dumbest thread on biz, and that's saying a lot.

>>13872366
Nice dubs!

I agree with everything you said until the last line. We’re overdue for a market contraction, this expansion has been going on for quite a while, at a pretty good pace. Recessions aren’t generally caused by one factor, even if you can locate a tipping point.

A 100 year old man dies of “natural causes,” his heart just stops. You could say “well if he hadn't have smoked so many cigarettes he wouldn’t have died.” Yeah, maybe. But if he weren’t 100 years old he probably wouldn’t have died either. He lived a lot longer than most people, I wouldn’t be too upset over those cigarettes.

Well that’s the 10-year “bull run”. It’s not quite 100 in bull years, but it’s getting pretty old and tired, it could use some rest.

>>13872230
I drive a Honda Accord named Tim. He was given an American name by his parents to try and blend in, but he has a mental disability where his left door won't lock
I'm sending him to therapy so hopefully he'll make a recovery

ALL STOCKS ON THE SP500 WILL CORRECT TO A PE OF 15 IN THE NEXT TWO YEARS
PREPARE FOR extreme AMAZON CHEAPIES

>>13872566
Pray for Tim. Godbless

>>13869170
this isnt the case superman flight

>>13872592
obviously thats what you want since you pulled all your money out of the market for an 'emergency' like a KEK

>>13872673
>Like a KEK?

>>13872673
>like a KEK

>>13872638
tig ol' bitties do help aerodynamics when walking and running though, which is important

>>13872689
>>13872696
whatever

>>13872673
>Like a KEK

>>13872592
This is wishful thinking. But I like it.
Where’s your bollinger bands, where’s your backtesting, where’s your historical context? Where’s your meme lines and inverted cash? Where’s your anime girls? You expect to take me seriously without anime grils?
>>13872761
On the other hand, there’s this guy. All lines, no context.
>>13872689
>>13872696
>>13872742
I’m pretty sure he meant a kek as in kekkled.
>>13872613
>>13872566
I do hope for the best for Tim.
(But also AAPL cheapies)
Take better care of your car and buy American next time. Otherwise he’s going to tarriff waifus next.

>>13872812
if you cant see on your own that this is pointing upwards then I dont know what else to tell you

>>13872761
I can feel 300
like the romans

>>13872829
You can tell me that my SDOW will be worth something someday.

You can tell me that the market isn’t going to rally just because trump is talking nice with Abe and went to watch the sumos.

>>13872974
your SDOW might be worth something today, but it will definitely be worth almost nothing in the more distant future

Also the market rally is specifically because we're hoping for the Koi Feeding part II

>>13873016
The man is so lacking in grace or tact. It’s really quite incredible.

>>13873016
Take the superior version, my fren

>>13873038
Christ, he can’t even make a condolence call without fucking it up and creating a controversy.

Could you imagine a loved one sacrificing their life in service to the US, and having the commander in chief, the one at the very top, call you to console you and thank you? Except, it’s Donald fucking Trump. And he can’t even pretend to care.

What a hero. SPY to 900.

>>13873016
>>13873038
You know Abe dumped his in the exact same way 5 seconds before that photo and Trump was literally just doing what he was shown to do, right?

>>13870474
all of the FANG stocks are buys right now but I just stick Salesforce and Dell technologies

>>13873195
20 seconds on google prove you’re right. But don’t you know never to let the truth get in the way of a good story?
Short Koi, long Fishfood.

https://youtu.be/yAaFzb0sG3s

>>13873195
>>13873267
They look so happy bros. Will we ever know this joy?

>>13873195
yeah

It's just such a great pic
and people were so mad about it, even now if you show someone that trump pic I posted they get angry

>>13873315
It's also why Trump is so successful. People could stick to only the truth and hurt him. But they can't help themselves. 'If it hurts Trump, roll with it' has been standard operating procedure for an enormous amount of people. And it backfires constantly.

He will easily win reelection.

>>13873292
have you ever fed koi fish?
there might be a Koi pond in your city or near you, maybe at a Zoo or Botanical Garden (like a zoo for plants)

You can feel the same joy they feel
or just take a vacation to Japan and hang out with Abe for the 'authentic' experience

>>13873334
I think for that image there is something subliminal in the summation of the imagery that has extra triggering power. (the one I originally posted >>13873016)

People have an immediate and visceral reaction to it. I think the lighting has something to do with it. I think the goofy way Trump's mouth is sort of open might have something to do with it. I don't know. But I feel like 100 years from now if you show that picture to someone without context, they'll start getting mad at Trump for no reason.

You can think of the bollinger band as a Bow and arrow. High quality companies like Kohl's (KSS) are trading stretched back on the monthly string. a buy or 2 may be in order

>>13867089
Sargon is such a ragin faggot. I would short all his stocks until he gets bogged into oblivion.

>>13873016
>>13873065
>>13873315
>>13873334
>>13873408
Remember when the "media" claimed that Trump just murdered the koi with dumping the food in?

>>13873545
I remember.

>>13873545
I remember all the things.

>>13871245
Idk if this is bait or not but you need to read and watch youtube etc on how to trade and what to trade. What drives price up or down. What are the different trades out there etc. i lost a few thousand just trying to wing it and go with brands i knew. Trust me the better route is to educate yourself first and quickly because were still in a very good market imo

>>13873733
I really, really like those digits
>>13873545
People gotta stop watching cable news and considering it real news. It’s more like reality tv. Even though I like cnbc, I gotta go to npr, wsj, nyt, the economist, the Chans, etc to get a better picture of things.

I mean it’s not a big deal, it’s just stupid shit. No one said he kicked a dog, just that he overfed the fish.

Also, don’t ask me why, but I get the feeling that the golden shower tape is real. I mean, dude hired a pornstar, you don’t do that if you’re into normal shit. You do that if you’re into some Charlie sheen shit.

>>13873505
I’m fairly certain this is the nezumi, but also fairly certain this is the poster who said they were interested in Kohl’s because Jim Cramer said it was oversold. That just doesn’t add up, rat.

>>13873536
carl benjamin is such an intellectual I would appreciate his two cents on a stock

>>13872260
Range rover is UK

>Chinese "pan-2-dimensional" mobile game Arknights become massively popular, gathered 400 Million Yuan (55 Million USD) revenue in less than 3 weeks time.
Although BILIbili also help distribute the game but they're just one of the many distribution channel alongside with the game itself's third party channel, what I worry is that would that draw consumption power away from other similar mobile games they operate.

>>13873408
That's why people say emotion is more powerful than truth. Trump is good at using that and that's why he is now a president of America, although in this photo he's the one getting disadvantaged due to this.

How can Mutts even compete

Premarket down slightly.

Green day or red day boyos?

https://www.engadget.com/2019/05/27/huawei-fedex-diverting-documents-accusation/
>Huawei accuses FedEx of diverting documents to the US
All of Fedex's business in China could be impacted by this.

Ror! Good morning everyone! Futures wanna go uppity up! Looking like the greeniest day after everyones had a long weekend to cool down!

>>13874025
chongching lmao

>>13874025
looks like the ratchet and clank grind boots sections
I hope that system never messes up and just dumps a train off an empty rail, but at least when it does there will be a video of it....

>>13869910
>and american with a valid SSN
I have a SSN but I'm a leaf. Does that still count or am I going to get the rake?

>>13874878
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/editorials/article-the-new-canada-us-trade-relationship-looks-like-the-old-one-and-that/

The official day of the rake has been postponed

you can try and give RH your Canadian social security number but it won't work lol

>>13874920
>RH your Canadian social security number
I have an American one that I have when I lived in the USA for a year as a child.

>>13875034
In that case you might as well try. If I remember correctly they will ask you to confirm that you are a legal US Citizen and Resident, so you will be lying to that part (and thus, they can treat you however they want legally later).
Make sure you are using a bank that will let you transfer money to RH. Does your banking system have the same sort of routing numbers as ours?
If yiou can't connect your bank or can't get a routing number to work, you'll still not be able to get money in or out.

https://www.usbank.com/bank-accounts/checking-accounts/checking-customer-resources/aba-routing-number.html

>>13874920
should work, ive met a Saudi and an Indian who have american SSN because school (engineering degree FTW) and they were able to

so if Saudi's and Indians (from India ) who are not american citizens (just college students in america) can use it, I'm willing to bet a random canadian with a SSN can too

PLUG premarket.

Thinking about selling those bags

>>13875459
Plug it up eh?

Looking like a good time to drop NIO bags today too

Who held MSFT for the weekend? I'm comfy

Indices going to dump on you faggots at market open.

>>13875879
>holding anything besides dry powder

Some of you guys are alright, stay away from GALT today

BUY TESLA CHEAPIES AT OPEN

bottom=called

AMD up 3% pre market. Need moar. I’ve been hyped for 36 hours cmon

Buru sama isu back desu!

ugh I was hoping for a nice red tuesday

>tfw just bought AMD
see you in September

Whats the scoop? Everybody have a shitty weekend and wish the markets were open? I've been binge drinking and black out drunk since friday night did I miss any relevant news?

What's the scummiest bank there is? Goldman Sachs? I'm bound to win if I ally with the biggest kikes.

>>13876195
Credit Suisse

Main objective of the "trade" war isn't about MAGA or bringing jobs back, the sole reason is to cripple China.
> There will be no trade deal.
> Markets have not priced in the possibility that there will be no trade deal.
> This is only getting started.
Neo-cons are trying to take down China before China surpasses US as the predominant power with the Belt & Road. This is a war of economic attrition, elite's war. Citizens of both nations will be the casualties.

America's "exceptional" status has been predicated on one thing, the US dollar being the world reserve currency. US has a negative trade balance by necessity because the status of the dollar as the global financial lynchpin in terms of reserve currency status and commodity trading unit (especially oil). This is where the asymmetric demand for and artificial strength of USD comes from.

US has mismanaged this privilege by taking on vast amounts of debt. As time passes a paradox occurs; the conflict between short term domestic desires and long term international objectives. Both objectives can no longer be simultaneously met. Any adjustment of the global dollar will result in an inverse reaction abroad. By helping your own country you destroy trade throughout the world. Help world trade, you destroy your own industry.

US in a difficult position with China growing so strong and rebelling from the US dollar.

>>13876232
As Trump Admin progresses you can see through the lies with action since we have enough hard data.
> Companies aren't leaving China for US
> They are moving to other countries with comparable manufacturing costs instead of returning to U.S.
> 'trade' war is only about attacking China and not about bringing jobs back unless of course U.S. tariffs the entire spectrum of countries which have cheaper labor costs, taxes and regulations which is just not going to happen.
> U.S. is singling out China for a reason: you don't prepare for war, you prepare for a war. Iran is the pin on this grenade, and Trump's admin want to pull it. Iran vs. Israel could be the trigger as China is now openly violating US sanctions and buying oil from Iran again.
> Staffed by an Anti-China neocons: it isn't about trade, jobs; it's about geo-politics & US hegemony.

This is all in context with the US interest on debt having to issue new debt just to service the interest which means dollar-debt crisis by 2024. Winners in this will be which country loses less and if China is willing to hand over elements of their financial sovereignty to make a deal.

Even without the trade war the collapse is fast approaching because of U.S. debt is a major structural problem suppressing economical growth. MMT is being floated by the Elites because USD is a reserve currency burdened by debt. Gundlach said at a recent conference that 45% of corporate bonds rated at BBB are in actuality junk status (Moody's research). By 2024 interest on U.S. debt will require new debt just to fund the interest. The warning signs are everywhere, PMI collapsing, existing homesales on a losing streak not seen since 2008. So U.S. is waging a trade war going into the end of the business cycle, this is fucking insane and means that U.S. either destroys China now or China becomes too powerful for U.S. to challenge China.

>>13867120
Literally anyone who likes anime has extremely low sexual market value.

>>13876241

All China has to do is wait out the coming collapse of the Everything Bubble. Elites will try to save themselves with QE, ZIRP, NIRP, other CB policies which all together count for MMT for elites. ZIRP, QE, together with other CB wealth transfers have destroyed U.S. economy. The wealth gap is exploding right now and the political system in the US is at it's breaking point, and it will only get worse as time goes on. Sudden, major collapse of asset values will produce major civil unrest.

The primary goal for China and Russia and post-U.S. global community should be stockpiling gold, yuan backed oil contracts and de-dollarization. Currently China is balls deep in Dollar. The IMF has been talking of replacing the global dollar as a world reserve currency. Do to indebtedness America would be reduced to third world nation status permanently. When this occurs, perhaps in 2030, the US empire will be gone; economically, militarily, politically, and in all other regards.

However, this is not the likely outcome, but war is. Look at U.S. defense budgets. But there's a danger there too. Are the people who said America First with the war?

>>13876232
>>13876241
>>13876254
extremely redpilled posts

essential reading:
https://www.bis.org/review/r090402c.pdf

>>13876195
Deutsche

>>13876247

>>13876313
It's been scientifically proven that anime is for low IQ, low sexual market value phaggits.

Fuck all AMD sceptics, enjoy being poor!

>>13876259
So wait we're just fucking china at the expense of everybody. Does this mean something like an emerging market fund will out preform the broader indexes in the coming years since manufacturers will be moving to the shit hole countries?

>>13876386
Ror! You came to the wrong place.

>>13876399
no, fuck you and enjoy your 8$ stock in 3 months

Yet another reminder to put some money into agricultural commodities and oil now.
Market can go up or down but food prices will be flat or ladder up next few months
TSN buy today to get the divvy. ADM buying is for chads. BRFS is B&R

>>13876435
>PS 5/Xbox oneTwo on the horizon
>Intel loosing all their China investments
>Intel still can not into 7nm
>Gamers™ want power and not castrated 1k $ CPUS with only 13% more performance that gets down to 60% because of Bugs and security patches

We will see I guess. I was always an intel guy, but my next CPU will probably AMD.

I want to see Crude trading at $65 per barrel by Friday morning.

>>13876489
Dude! You're getting a Dell!

Ror! Here we gooooooo! Wheeeeee! I love this ride!!

>>13876435
You're going into my cringe&poor compilation, fag.

>>13876425
I don't think it can happen in the coming years, but theoretically it could happen in the long term.

should I buy Huawei with the whole 5G thing?

>>13876513
Yes

GO, AMD, GO!

Fucking $MELI keeps surprising me

PROTIP

Greeeeeen

>>13876614
Thanks Buffet

USO calls
DBA, AGFS, SLVO
Starting to buy NBR at these prices

>>13876648

Doing what I can do to alleviate all the FUD.

aaaaaand we are back!

>>13876582
no, USG gonna skullfuck them

> mfw AMD
> mfw Intel

>>13876425
an emerging market fund that isn't 90% Chinese, maybe

Closed Yuan long, chinks never disappoint
Bought
SHV
DGRO
GDX
VNQ
DBA
VXXB
TVIX

>>13876770
>VXXB
you mad man!

>>13876857
Market stopped making sense for me so I'm ok with making less but with higher probability of profit.
That being said all of the above are like 2.5% my trading balance for now. It's a starting foundation for June plays. No leverage yet.

MO - BTFD!

I’m getting justed. So hard.
Everything I DCA in gets crushed, everything I sell out of bounces back, I’m hating this game a bit.

>>13876968

See

>>13876614

LCI and GALT are DEAD

Thank you BuffetSama.

...but I think it’s a little more complicated than that. Especially when VSTM, GDOT, and LPTX are in play.

Oh god there’s a global payments merger, gambatte, gdot!

Imagine not having bought SESN back when it was under $2.

>>13877049
>cries of desperation from a short selling 1 poster who doesnt understand investing
Ror!

>>13877049
Name the reasons why you believe that

>>13867709
He told her he watched and it was beautiful. He now has assigned her his Master of Rapes so that he can be eternally entertained. There's your show finale.

>>13877082
>implying it’s just short term price fluctuation and not a greater trend downward
Brap!

>dat SQQQ buying opp

>mfw bought AMD puts 30 seconds ago
>Already green

>>13877109
See>>13868550

>>13871788
https://ftp.mozilla.org/pub/firefox/releases/56.0b9/win64/en-US/
as long as you only use it for discord and opening the occasional jpg image from discord there shouldn't be security concerns. might want to right-click and copy other urls to your normal browser

>>13873167
>someone telling you your son was a hero is more upsetting than your son being so stupid his only job prospect was Israeli mercenary

>>13877189
WE WUZ LIBERATORS AND SHIET

>>13877186
note that if your main browser is also firefox you might need to open the old version via a shortcut that uses a different profile. or so i've read. just bing how to do that.

if you use Discord without VPN and other identity obfuscator you deserve to get datamined, doxed.

>>13877239
>Caring about the CIA seeing your trap porn
Lmao

>>13877239
>and other identity obfuscator
tell me more

>>13877189
Israeli military is pretty based, you should check out some of their footage as shot by air support.

Also managed to have females serve for decades without getting ignoring the reality of combat capability.

We should probably take a look at how they do it without getting raped constantly.

Anyhow, people have been sending their sons to die for bullshit since dawn of time. Imagine sending you son to die just to defend the bastards of Babylon.

>>13877158
Based comfy nails it again. GALT is a buy at 0.99, still very speculative.

Weewoo $LK poppin off

>>13877228
bing masterrace

>mfw my .20 average 46.5 ATVI calls right now
All they did was make their twitter, fb and ig pages black with the words "going dark". When the new cod gets revealed within the next few days it can easily reach 48-50.

>>13877365
Really? That excited about another Modern

>>13877328
Based pic
Buy BILI
>>13873864
Thank you for your service, Hong Kong Poster

>>13877422
>another
You don't know shit faglet. Its been almost 10 years since the last one and this one is a reboot of the series having all MW2/MW3 weapons + new ones with a mix of MW2/MW3 maps + new ones with a F2P multiplayer with payable single player and co op mode like fortnite. Its just called modern warfare and its going to have the fortnite market system. Basically, this is going to be the biggest cod of all time.

Looks like we're in for another blood red week LCI guy

>>13877465
Sounds... maybe fun

You worry me with that “it’ll be like fortnite” comment. Fuggin zoomers almost as bad for gaming as the new blizzard.

Oh wait... activision you said? Never mind about the fun thing.

LCI needs to mongolian weave 0.00000003 before it can retest 13,073

>>13877501
>its like fortnite
as in the marketing which brings in billions. They tried the market system in bo4 but no one bought the skins because they already paid for the game. So here this game is a reboot of modern warfare with everything you loved about it with a mix of classic maps and all the old guns + new maps and guns. All the cods that have gone F2P for a month on playstation plus became the best selling cod before one another. This, being F2P from start to finish. Could be the most popular console video game of all time. I'm talking having millions of people on at the same time.

>>13877501
Also i'm a zoomer you dumb faglet. So watch it

>>13877506
Based

>>13877573

Peas are disgusting
How do I short peas

>>13877573
Is the Fantasy genre is running out of ideas

>>13877422
I want to buy BILI but were is the bottom?

Here comes the red wave

>>13876232
>>13876241
>>13876254
I would say you are still underestimating the situation.
Read about the Chinese concept: Unrestricted warfare.

>>13877591
Hey do you mean canned peas?
Fresh snap peas are good
Peas are the next corn
Don’t short peas

>>13877579
...the cohones on this cahodes guy, what a chad.

>>13877552
>faglet X2
>dumb
I'm a retarded black muslim lesbian, and you need to check your privilege, you cis-white-imperialist. It's not my fault IQ tests are rigged.

Go back to reddirt where trash like your posts are encouraged.

>>13877628
keep buying as it goes lower. Get a second job to buy more if it keeps falling.

>>13877630
>tfw still haven't sold that SDOW
COME ON CHEAPIES, MAKE IT RAIN!

>>13877573
>5 stars
/lit/ plz go

>>13877669
Don't acknowledge this fucking retard
Pea protein is VERY hot right now, essential component to many of the meat substitutes. Pea protein powder even catching on with markets other than vegan twinks.

Don't use it, but it's probably a good commodity to own if BYND really does "disrupt" shit.

FDP is fucking me though.

>>13877726
>Go back to reddirt where trash like your posts are encouraged.
>muh zoomers
You belong there pal

What's the current take on GE? I recently found out I have roughly 200 shares of it in my name and I'm not sure what to do with it.

is tsla a based low buy?

Who stands to make the most profit when the ebola epidemic inevitably spreads outside of the Congo?

Does Merck of Pfizer manufacture the treatment?

>>13877738
make me you dumb stupid dumbposter

>>13877768
>the man behind this post is 30+

>>13877782
dumb is just a number

Wow look at that TEVA drop.

>DF
Anyone else want to try to catch the dead cat bounce?

>>13877799
>he keeps replying

Baking new bread

DF and KHC
Wow just wow
Great cheapies
What a gift the market has given us today lads
I love it
;^)

>>13877658
economic warfare is not a chinese concept. that's not something new. the truth is that if you look at their actual diplomatic and military doctrines they aren't that aggressive. of course they need to keep expanding their economy though.

Ror! Time to bake new bread. With plenty of yeast plz. Get it right this time. Try not to make it in the same thread. Ensure it's in the catalog. Post anime. New edition. C'mon, 6th time is the charm.

NEW!!

>>13877871

>>13877871

>>13877871

>>13877871

New

>>13877873


>>13877873


>>13877873


>>13877873


>>13877873


>>13877873

>>13877877
>>13877881
Oh fugg. Use >>13877877 this one and the other after

Damn it!!! Ror! I thought they would get it right this time. They done did it now desu! It's all over!

ROR

>>13877867
It is not just economic warfare. It is turning everything usable into part of the war. Even civilian are to be militarily managed despite the society might appears to operate normally

>>13877726
>FDP is fucking me though.

Every decision you make will fuck you because you're a retard
You're better off sticking your money in VTI and just waiting

>>13877877
>doubles
>OP is five seconds older
>animay gril in OP, based RKG OC

This one.

>>13877915
so you're saying that there's such a kind of war being waged right now?

>>13877849
MEOW :^)

>>13877951
I would say China is moving toward this direction although mot quite at it yet. In my opinion all those opinion in the west trying to.claim American ban on Huawei are bad or their worry about Chinese involvement being overstated are exactly proof that the west is not expected/prepared to fight such a war and can't even figure out the true nature of such an obvious target, let alone whatever tricks they might play out as they move toward this direction further

>>13878027
The latter post of your post is true, however I don't expect China to actually start such a war against the US, they are certainly prepared for it. Personally I don't believe that Huawei has backdoors, but that one other report about US servers containing backdoor chips that came up a few months ago was many times more worthy to cause fear. Weird how it got silenced. But I also think that after getting that many cyber-attacks all these years, the US are also prepared for such attack methods.

>>13877782
lmao