/biz/ - Business & Finance

go apply for a job in some hr department, they would love to have a nigger cause muh diversity

>>13854069
Nah I need a stable job.

>>13854084
Fulfilling an HR diversity quota is rock solid. Better paying and comfier than those three you listed.

>>13854084
A stable job that I can be self-employed in.*

>>13854053
I'm all for trade schools and 2 year technical degrees. I make 6 figures and work in industrial maintenance.

>>13854053
That Pepe is more funny than insulting

>>13854094
Really? Let me check it out and see.
Only reason the Air Force and Trade Schools that give me a free apartment as compensation is because I have nothing to start from really. If HR is as accessible as those two then I wouldn't mind.
>>13854127
I hear that the Air Force's training is top tier which is why I considered it. Free training on top of the benefits I get from joining itself. Hard to pass up.
Do you recommend Industrial Maintenance? I was also thinking about being an Aviary Mechanic but it's hard to make a decision if all I have for reference is what I imagine the job to be.

>>13854053
If your family is very poor and knows zero about money, your first step is to stop living with them because the moment you start climbing out of your hole, they will just drag you back down.
I'm not saying fuck them and leave forever, but you need to be in a position of relative comfort before you can do anything for them, so until that time comes you have to strike out on your own and keep them at a healthy distance.
To that end, you need a place to stay. Obviously getting a loan or using savings to acquire skills that you can immediately use to make good money is ideal, but if you can't support yourself through school, taking on a job that provides you with a place to stay while you build your human capital (i.e., invest in yourself) is a good deal.
Would not recommend the military for anyone inclined to post here. If you are a true anon at heart the military will in all likelihood be hell on earth for you.

If you don't know anything about finance, you would do well to read this resource for an introduction to investment.

https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>>13854053
SAME NIGGER HERE except I know everything about finance my families rich. And Im with out a home. family what family

Join the air force and die for Israel pls

>>13854053
>asking about getting a job on /biz/
Anon...

>>13854053
the last one is your best bet.
join the air force,free food and education and youll be away from any negativity that may pull you down, but try to take up something more high profile than HVAC like aircraft maintenance youll be in serious demand by aircraft companies after you leave the airforce

>>13854329
>taking on a job that provides you with a place to stay while you build your human capital (i.e., invest in yourself) is a good deal.
Yeah the apartment maintenance provides me with an apartment of my choosing. I get paid while training and as I go through it I get a raise in pay for each section of what I need to learn. The max is 18 dollars but there are a few problems that I'd have to deal with since they'll probably just higher someone with a lower rate instead. It makes my housing situation kind of unstable, but I'm sure during that time I could have enough money to fare on my own.

The cons that come with that option are why I'm worried about a decision that I stick to. It's what makes the Air Force more appealing. On top of quality training (Which I'm not sure is there in the Apartment Maintenance option) and free college rides, you get paid monthly with several other benefits. I could do either after another if I ever change my mind.
>Would not recommend the military for anyone inclined to post here. If you are a true anon at heart the military will in all likelihood be hell on earth for you.
I hear that the Air Force is entirely different. But I have no idea and was hoping maybe that someone who knows about finance also decided to join the Air Force.
You might be right for both cases though, but I guess it's better to be safe and miserable than sorry.

You're right though, I think I might go with Apartment Maintenance since I can join the Air Force at any time.
>>13854487
Air Force isn't directly related to combat, anon.
>>13854512
kek
>>13854365
Feels weird reading it with no money. Was gonna save it for when I actually brought cash home, but it makes sense to familiarize myself with this beforehand for safety reasons.

>>13854250
I have worked with several people who were prior military and were in aircraft maintenance. Industrial maintenance is pretty chill. You just sit around and wait for something to break and then get it going again.

>>13854561
>join the air force,free food and education and youll be away from any negativity that may pull you down, but try to take up something more high profile than HVAC like aircraft maintenance youll be in serious demand by aircraft companies after you leave the airforce
Someone mentioned this on the /diy/ threads and I never considered it because I didn't think I would ever be in a situation that allowed me to. Went for HVAC/Electric/Plumbing because they were in high demand so you converted me already.
I'll make it a goal to apply to the Air Force very soon.
>>13854607
Of Aircraft and Industrial which do you recommend? Does it matter?

Seems like they make about the same. Guess that boils it down to which would fit me. I could figure it out when I get to that point.

>>13854635
I went to school for electronics and automated manufacturing. Knowledge of PLC is a big plus is an automation setting. I'm not a big mechanical person, more technical, but sometimes the job requires you to get dirty. Get training anywhere and as cheap as you can, especially if you can get paid to do it or get it free. The first job is the hardest one to get. Any company seeks prior military.

>>13854053
Here’s some advice. Go back to Africa stupid nigger.

>>13854895
>Get training anywhere and as cheap as you can, especially if you can get paid to do it or get it free. The first job is the hardest one to get. Any company seeks prior military.
Yeah, you motherfuckers sold me hard. I'll get to a recruiter as soon as tomorrow. I'll have to deal with a ton of shit but there seem to be more benefits than anything. Really appreciate it, guys.
Love you, /biz/

>>13855138
Also stop calling yourself a nigger to appease the human detritus here. That shit is cringe as fuck.

>>13854053
if you're actually black you can learn to code and get into amazon/google job who will pay you 200k+ just for being black

>>13854053
No matter what you choose to do, nobody is going to want to interact with you. Doing HVAC, people are going to assume you're going to steal shit from their house.

>>13854053
I think those are some pretty good ideas, maybe try to be a truck driver. those are some pretty good ideas OP, if youre a broke ass nigger, are you really black?

Army helicopter mechanics 15T get hvac certified as part of training, and they also have marketable airframe experience. Here’s my recommendation , assuming you’re under 25

Join army national guard as 15t
You get back from training in 9 months with 10k cash in your pocket, free hvac cert
You can now get free college in your state, double check this before enlistment. Go use this free college and get a stem degree, recruiters will fight over a black guy with CS degree. Or just compete with the illegal immigrants in the hvac sector, it’s up to you

I did this and they gave me over 80k the last 5 years just for school and my job is easy as shit, not to mention 300 bucks a month for 2 days of work

>>13855196
Nah, I just use the word nigger because I've been on 4chan for a long time. Don't flatter this site with that. Imagine trying to appease people anonymously. Those losers would hate me regardless, and I know that for a fact. I have no idea why you would think that because I'm black that the lingo wouldn't grow on me after being here for so long.
>>13855283
Cousin recommended that to me. Problem is I chose these jobs because they're future-proof to an extent, and I hear that truck driving won't last long. Unless that's just a meme.

I will add that my unit gives out jobs to otherwise unskilled workers that at 25$ per hour or more. Also fuck the AF, I was going to join that but when I met the other recruits they were the biggest pussies I ever met, very glad I went army

>>13854099
Hope you got a white sounding name. No way in hell I'm asking you to come to my house and work on my shit as a black

Hey anon, I'm currently AD in the Air Force. Couldn't recommend it more. I like the lifestyle.

But if you don't know how to manage money not even the military can save you.

>>13854053
Have you tried not niggering?

I'm just kidding. If you're under 24 why no go to job corps? Free education, food and living space. Once you have a trade, go to uni in your spare time and join the airforce as an officer once you have a degree.

Military isn't a bad route to get a tech trade.

Consider going navy, you can get training to be a nuclear specialist on subs or aircraft carriers. Monitoring a reactor for 4 years while you cruise the planet.

Can immediately get a job at a nuclear plant after you get out, or get into any uni you want with the cheap government grants if you want to get a degree for it.

>>13854572
>Feels weird reading it with no money. Was gonna save it for when I actually brought cash home, but it makes sense to familiarize myself with this beforehand for safety reasons.

I wouldn't really consider it a matter of "safety." Investment should become part of your lifestyle as soon as you have a job. Even if you aren't making enough to set aside, say, the full $6,000 max IRA contribution for the year, you should at least budget to save something from each paycheck and put it in good investments. The Bogleheads guide outlines one such approach that requires really minimal knowledge or thought on your part. It may not seem like much now, but you'll thank yourself later.

>>13854053
Why don't you get back working in the cotton fields you lousy nigger, and stop shitting up this board with your monkey babble.

>>13855451
Unimaginably based

>>13855465
Yep. Cute dixie mouse is going into my folder. Thanks anon!

>>13855378
>I was going to join that but when I met the other recruits they were the biggest pussies I ever met, very glad I went army
Glad to hear that I'll fit in perfectly.
>>13855363
Holy shit, Helicopter Mechanics make a shitload. Are there any serious cons that I need to worry about? I have so much to choose from that I think it would be naive to only have my eyes set on the money. Especially when I would be fine living comfortably at a normal wage. Wouldn't want to sacrifice that and my sanity for a higher wage y'know.
>>13855404
Glad to hear it. Keep it up.
>>13855412
That's what learning is for, anon. I have infinite knowledge at my finger tips.
>>13855428
No I get you. Definitely going to get involved.

>>13855029
How about you go back to /pol/?

>>13855423
>Military isn't a bad route to get a tech trade.
Are there any major differences?

>>13855029
Go back to your containment board

>>13855580
No cons. They make 50-75k in USA and up to 150k if you have several years of full time experience AND volunteer to go work in a desert shit hole for a year. The plus is that it’s tax free over there so u might as well be making 250k. I’m out tho good luck.