/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13848566
I almost pity you if you're serious

>>13848566
>looking at charts on Coinbase
Were your parents related before they got married?

>>13848566
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTT

EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH AT THESE TWO SHIT TOKEN FAGGOTS
>>13848609
>>13848607

>>13848609
>>13848607
COPE

Sorry I'm a newfag fellow LINKers, still holding strong but this is harder than I imagined it would be

Fundamentally, I’ve noticed a lot of new posters in the last 69hr (SIXTY NINE) asking about Chainlink and just wanted to warn you. Chainlink is shilled HEAVILY here and it’s very hard to understand so this background is crucial to ensure you stay safe.

Basically, a bunch of RACIST WHITE CIS MALE 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale.

Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people (IT WAS BESIDE THE FUCKING TOILETS FOR FUCK'S SAKES, YOU COULD HEAR THEM FLUSHING), literally no news or partnership came from the event.

Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags.
The coin is HEAVILY manipulated by a literal TRANNY DISCORD who pump and dump this coin more than their boyfriends pump and dump hot cum into their asses, and the supply is dried up from huge fucking chink whales (xi jinping is rumoured to hold link) who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply.

In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser (OH MY GOD ITS JSON PARSER...) for smart contracts (LOL HOW CAN A CONTRACT BE "SMART"???), would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. You're literally just buying a wh*tepaper.

They only have 2 devs who are literal pajeets who are payed in big macs (non beef) and Surgay NAZAJEET is a literal psychologist (trusting a shrink? is he gonna tell us to go clean our room next?). So FUNDAMENTALLY, it's a scam, ok thanks.

Now go do the needful and fundamentally buy a real coin with fundamentals like [insert pajeet p&d #23457].

>>13848634
Fucking KEK!
I dont even own any LINK.

except any linkies with half a brain sold long ago... btc mooning now and will buy back in to link at the bottom. happy days

>>13848566
lmao it's fucking OVER. Stinky linkies go home! you're fucking poor as shit now bitch niggers!

>>13848654

Redpills & hand-strengtheners coming

>>13848654


>>13848964

>>13848566
Is that on coinbase??????

GET OUT OF THIS SCAM NOW FAGGOTS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
HOW MUCH MORE DO YOU NEED TO LOSE TO SEE THE TRUTH

>>13848654

>>13848964
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>>13849150
I dont get it.

>>13849150
>>13848986
>>13848964
thank you anon, hopefully im not getting memed