/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>138100
So at best you come out with $100k?... whats the fucking point?

>>138131
Why black?

That's a terrible idea, OP. You always bet on black.

>>138100
seems alright... you cant ruin a life if you dont have one.

>>138138
because thats the color of teh cocks ure mum takes up in her butt

Smart. This is simple quantum physics. If you will kill yourself in the event of a loss, you will garuntee a win in one of the multiverses

Why not just cut out the middleman and play russian roulette?

>>138138

Bet on black, don't look back
Bet on red, bullet to the head

>>138108
He could always do 3 spins of reverse martingale.
>bet 50k
>if win bet 100k
>if win bet 200k
>if win enjoy 400k

>>138196
or a multiverse where the gun malfunctions and you terribly disfigure yourself

Retarded idea. If you want stock tickers that can double in 1 month, you could just ask me.

And the odds would be better than 50%

Let me give you a little piece of advice. Always bet on black!

>>138283
>>138249
>>138131
>it lands on 0

What a horrible idea, just blow out your brains at the roulette table.

While it's still spinning.

Great idea, great spirit of initiative. Try it immediatly!

Why would you kill yourself after losing everything? You'd have nothing to worry about, the world would be your oyster. Put $5000 aside and travel the world, fuck jailbait hookers in thailand and die of AIDS. PROFIT

>>138100
OP, don't do this. Take out an insurance policy then get "hit by a bus" and name your kids, or just a homeless shelter, as your beneficiary.

Also, you'd have to find a table that had a limit that high.

>>138447
he's right at least go degenerate in southeast asia before you throw your life away

>>138447
>$5000
>thailand

I hope that is without coke.

>>138456
he wouldn't need a table limit that high he could engineer a betting system that has 50% odds to work that will double his moeny with smaller bets. for example going for the 1:32 payout off a number 16 times with 3,100$.

Odds are 50% he will hit it not counting the 0's. With the added benefit he might hit it early and come out with even more money. And he can also stop right before the last roll if he pussies out and wants to buy a plane ticket back home.

>>138306

lands on zero, become an hero

>>138478

I appreciate your comment.

>>138493

Isn't there a death penalty in Thailand for the possession of drugs? Hey, OP can go full degenerate and end his life within the same country and he won't even have the option to pussy out!

>>138498
That woulnd't work the odds of that failing are greater than 50% no free lunch. he would need to spin 21 times to have 50% odds because of the decay from a a possible early payout. So he would be betting 2380 per bet and only get 76k payout. But still odds to hit early.

>>138576
>Isn't there a death penalty in Thailand for the possession of drugs?

Only if you don't buy from the cops.

>>138493
we're talking thailand not amsterdam

>>138643

hue

The difference between 50k and 100k is almost nonexistant. If you win you will just want more.

>tfw finally scrounge up about 20k and realize how fucking little and irrelevant that amount of money is

And there are people who still think 10 bucks is a good amount of money.

Become a drug dealer, invest money into drugs