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All insiders report in.

>> No.13828275

>>13828255
Czeched. Insider here: Sergey makes the whole team call burgers sergers. Every Friday is serger day even for the Indian intern Ramjesh who doesn't even eat beef.

>> No.13828282

>>13828275
based

>> No.13828294

>>13828255
Nchain insider here Craig is getting the lawsuit ready for mainnet launch
All you patent are belong to us

>> No.13828333

>>13828255
Insider here. Ever since Rory's dad kicked Sergey out of the house for calling them both cucks. Sergey has had to sleep over at Tom's, which is fine, except Tom is on a diet and has refused to let Sergey have "sergers" in the house. Since everyday day is "serger day", Sergey has refused to write up the blog post and Steve refuses to help Tom, because he can't stand the sight of Sergey atm.

>> No.13828344

>>13828255
Insider here. Sold before the whale dump tomorrow

>> No.13828351

>>13828333
checked and based. your digits prove that >>13828275 is a larp since he said that only fridays is serger day.

>> No.13828410

>>13828351
you're a larp.

>> No.13828415

>>13828410
He cute fag. Check the id

>> No.13828448

>>13828255

Sergey here. I know you guys won’t believe it’s me, but that’s fine. The cat is out of the bag now so I guess I have to address this publicly. Fundamentally, we failed to solve the oracle problem and none of the partnerships you linked us to were true at all. Fact of the matter is that no-one wants to pay to use oracles and Intel SGX is easily hackable so the Town Crier enclaves are dead on arrival. Tomorrow we will start unlocking the rest of the 650 million tokens and sell them on Binance whilst the price is still above $1 dollar. I’m sorry we failed you guys, thanks for the support.

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13828453

>>13828410
this >>13828415

>> No.13828465

>>13828275
Hamburgers are made of ham

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13828519

>>13828410
>>13828453
>>13828351
I'm BTFO as an inside larper.

>> No.13828539

Sergey here. I know you guys won’t believe it’s me, but that’s fine. The cat is out of the bag now so I guess I have to address this publicly. Fundamentally, we failed to solve the oracle problem and none of the partnerships you linked us to were true at all. Fact of the matter is that no-one wants to pay to use oracles and Intel SGX is easily hackable so the Town Crier enclaves are dead on arrival. Tomorrow we will start unlocking the rest of the 650 million tokens and sell them on Binance whilst the price is still above $1 dollar. I’m sorry we failed you guys, thanks for the support.

>> No.13828563

Institutional buyer here, posted in a thread yesterday also. We are very close to onboarding our funds using CoinMetro. Just waiting on Kevin to give us the go-ahead. Seriously guys in the next couple days it's close.

>> No.13828638

REQ insider here, currently posting from beach in Barbados with 6 beautiful women lying next to me, thanks for making me & my friends rich you suckers!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.13828652

>>13828465
It's actually beef but once it touches the the bun it turns into ham. Like wine and the blood of Jesus.

>> No.13828844

Dick insider here