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>22 year old kissless virgin
>severe premature balding
>adult acne
>manlet
how much money to unfuck my shit

>> No.13826450
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>>13826443
damn bro

>> No.13826459

>>13826443
Stop assuming peak human form is your destined status. Act your level

>> No.13826466

>>13826443
nice estate and nice cars

5-10m

you'll also want some fame so use your cash to get on TV. maybe play big stakes poker on TV?

>> No.13826468

>>13826443
Lift and become a monstlet.
No money required

>> No.13826472

>Hair transplant $3-4k
>ACNE peeling $300-400
>Prostitute $50-150
I cant do annything about you being short but a gymmembership might givr you more convidence

>> No.13826517

>>13826443
You're still a babby at 22. You need to get laid asap, pay if you have to, it's the largest mill stone to carry as a young man. You can get on with your life once that's out the way.

>> No.13826611

>>13826517
Unironically this.

I've seen so many tall handsome fuckers remain kissles dateless wonders into their late 20s while their ratty manlet friends pull all the hotties out from under their noses, simply because the tall handsome fuckers obviously had no clue what to do with women.

>> No.13826617

>>13826443
go fuck hookers it'll boost your confidence

>> No.13826639

>>13826611
this is me. All women assume that I'm a womanizer and approach me as such, they become violently disturbed when they notice that I'm a mere incel who can't hold regular eye contact with women. I'm 32
Started to go to prostitutes this year and it got much better - still shit.

>> No.13826645

>the supreme gentleman was 22 years old when he did it
You know what to do anon

>> No.13826654

I'm essentially OP, only 25 y/o.

>> No.13826768

The society betrayed you, made roasties hate men, and made men weak and underdeveloped. You would turn out normal and get laid of we didn't live in a clown world

>> No.13826789

>>13826617
It's better to go for dates-for-pay/gfe than just fuck prostitutes. Sex can be very impersonal with little interaction - moreso with a prostitute.

>> No.13826817

>>13826443
Visit a dermatologist and have him put you on modified vitamin Es. That will get rid of your acne. Cut your hair short and baldness will be less of an issue. Most importantly dress well.

>> No.13826823

>>13826768
I almost managed to make it wih a french roastie at 18 ,similar situation/age to op(except balding ,taking finas almost no balding) but she cucked me making out like a fucking whore in front of me with a big ass muslim ,that mofo was like 2 meters tall or something, 6 foot 6
Never trust roasties guys, they will hurt you even if they give you signs

>> No.13826830

Be a Vin Diesel

>> No.13826863

>>13826443
>go to a hooker
>start shaving your head
>visit a good dermatologist and go on a 'green' diet
>can't really change that but as long as you got a 6 inches dick you're OK

>> No.13826876

>>13826768
A theory:
1) men don't know how to interact with women
2) want to fuck nevertheless
3) literally trick a woman into fucking
4) the woman tricks the man into a permament relationship. via babby and abortion refusal - for "ideological" reasons of course (lel)
5) the interaction between the pair consists mostly out of attempts at conning each other at various planes of life. No real interaction
6) the man starts to distance himself because he isn't as well versed for psychological warfare in a relationship - especially with a child used as leverage
7) the boy child becomes the surrogate husband shaped into the man the woman wanted to see for her immediate need
8) This also doesn't involve much interaction with the child - he's basically treated as an object
9) the boy starts to assume that this forcing him into a role is normal and never learns how to interact with a woman
10) the boy is an adult - the only chance for relationship is when he possess some characteristics the women consider innately attractive - which is rarely due to the mother attempting to jealously erase all of them to not make her surrogate "husband" escape her

>> No.13826900

>>13826823
>french roastie I met with a group of friends drags me behind some dumpsters
>she starts to look at me with desire
>starts to touch my stomach and torso
>I just look dumbfound because wtf is happening
>she stops after a while
>literally says "you're boring"
>we return to my pack of friends

>> No.13826926

>>13826900
Retard

>> No.13826933

>>13826900
that just sounds like you're a massive pussy, i hope you have a lot of btc

>> No.13826960

>>13826926
>>13826933
Read the thread tardo monkey. Shit's difficult due to lack of reading ability but it will give you context.

>> No.13826966

>>manlet

look I assume you're 5"9 or 5"10 I'm fuckin 5"6' kiddo but I've fucked a girl 6"0' and it was great, she was blonde, beautiful and got married 6 months later to some fag. Just fucking lift and don't be a faggot also buy BCH

>> No.13826995

>>13826900
>Later on
>she starts to start fights with me over completely ridiculous shit
>completely unreasonable, don't care much
>after a few hours of this tells another person that she's trying to work me up so that I show some emotion towards her
>Still unable to do anything with it, because not really sure when it is allowable to treat women differently than men - just assume that I should treat them as men because anything else will lead me into trouble

>> No.13827124

>>13826443
Since women care more about money and power than anything else you won't need much more than a normal looking guy.

But you also need to boost your confidence. For this I recommend hookers and propanolol for social anxiety. It works like a charm.

>> No.13827134

>>13826443
Disgusting

>> No.13827186

>>13827124
>propanolol
where do you purchase this?

>> No.13827191
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I really can't identify with all these 3d pussy complex-related posts here. As a matter of fact, how Anons become so utterly psychotic over it or even visit 3d prostitutes to solve some artificial "problem" they constructed inside their head is mind-blowing. No surprise 3d women don't want to hang out with you creeps. Though I personally find your desire to hang out with 3d sloots weird in itself. Hopefully I won't ever meet you IRL. Creeps.

>> No.13827207

>>13826466
>how did you lose 10m anon?
>yeah I played big stakes poker and sucked dick

Ayyyylmaooo

>> No.13827209

>>13827191
Your ability to deal with women is a microcosm of your ability to deal with the world at large. If you can't handle women, you have very little chance of making it in business.

>> No.13827279

>>13827191
This is a man who has taken control of his life and denied that power to women.
Don't allow women's retarded preferences to define you

>> No.13827318

Life is just starting at 22 mate. Take your time. Hit the gym. JK bro you're fucked

>> No.13827354

>>13826789
Afaik if you're honest with the hoe she can help out with the social issues as well acting as a woman not a whore. You still pay the regular rate ofc, but you can fuck her for 5 minutes and use the other 55 for therapy.

>> No.13827401

>>13827186
*Propranolol

It's a medicine to treat hypertension and social anxiety. You can find it at regular drugstores. It's cheap and safe. In my country you can even buy without subscription.

>> No.13827440

>>13827401
Sounds great, will check it out - thanks
Read the wiki article and it seems that it's perfect for me.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Propranolol

>> No.13827454

6'4" guy here

kys OP

>> No.13827901

>>13826876
That's not a theory, it's just the victimized crying of a brainlet edgelord

>> No.13827915

>>13827901
>projecting this badly
Any discussion? Arguments?

>> No.13827921

69 sexcoins