/biz/ - Business & Finance

Fuck USO

>>13812304

Patience is a virtue, fren!

>>13812322
my calls expire at 4 o'clock mr. buffet. time is something I don't have much of.

>>13812304
My USO and WEAT calls will pay off
;-)

They aren’t expiring today because I’m not a brainlet

Who's excited for a Boris Johnson premiereship!?

>>13812343

Threadly reminder to always execute Buy/Writes while Wall Street is Fuddy-Duddy.

I will remember your valiance, young Bag Man.

>>13812322
Me when I sold ENPH at $8.

>>13812283
Ah, Robert Kelley. That brings back some memories.

PREP
THE
BEAR

>>13812346
You think USO will recover this summer?

>>13812343
just buy and hold idiot

It's the end of May.

https://www.cnn.com/europe/live-news/theresa-may-resignation-announcement-0524-gbr-intl/index.html

How do we profit from this?

SPYG, RYU, SCHX, or SCHB for the next 12-18 months?

>>13812375

Ouch!

RIGL has a nice upswing going

>>13812343
Down cost average. Buy more until your average cost is one penny. Then sell all your options for one penny each right before close and you break even! Time is of the essence!

Tell me which call/put option to buy /smg/. Make me rich pl0x.

>>13812534
TWTR call
DIS put, heard Aladdin was shit.

Post your all. Mine is kinda Jann because of all other the deposits and withdrawals

>>13812534
MCD workers are on strike so maybe strangle MCD

>>13812375
Can we have a serious talk for a second here guys. How the hell does a person develop the insight to pick out stocks like this that reach lows of less than one dollar that eventually rebound? I've gone through the links in the sticky, done research on plenty of companies, but I still dont know how to pick out these kind of things aside from sheer luck. It also doesnt help that a number of these tickers are for companies I dont even hear about until they've already recovered. How can you tell when stock is due for a pop?

>>13812597

If you follow the market you trade religiously on a daily basis and you will hone your eye for its catalysts and movements, then you will be able to "read the tape."

How you looking TSLA put bros from yesterday? I'm not in puts but am holding shares short and was pretty nervous this PM watching this zombie hover around $200. Think we'll be okay.

Papa John is not allowed to sell anymore shares until august. Dominoes on suicide watch

>>13812675

Is that like the SEC's form of reparations?

Will it be Christmas Eve all over again on this, our long holiday weekend?

The 10:30 bear has risen from its slumber

>>13812754
Based retarded bear holding down the buy button conversely

so which is better, red friday, green tuesday, or green friday, red tuesday?

What stock are we buying today? LCI failed me.

>>13812865
i'd rather have a green friday and enjoy my long weekend

>>13812865

Green Fridays Forever!

>>13812882
You were supposed to buy GALT yesterday

Rate my folio (since march)
CERN.NASDAQ
CPRT.NASDAQ
IDXX.NASDAQ
SJM.NYSE
TSN.NYSE

>>13812925
Massive

I bought some Activision at $42.
I think Blizzard is going to do something like or with Overwatch in the next couple years, and I don't expect ATVI to drop below $40.
Its like they won't have a presence at E3 this year and the price may droop there a tiny bit.
If there's a surprise appearance then they might get bumped up a bit.

Looking at it as a long term investment right now but if any anomalies pop up its more than likely they'll be positive.

can someone post the loop chart about the trade war and investors sentiment?

>>13812882
your weak hands drop it yet? Need more weak hands out

why ius there always Good news for Wheat and Corn and never for SOYB. this is serious boggage

>>13812974
Stop trying to convince people to buy your bags.

HAPPENING

When do you take gains? If I had sold may 1, i'd be up 25%. Now i'm up 2%

anybody else get selected to present at stocktoberfest on stocktwits? I gave them an idea awhile ago and they responded to it.. idk.. if i'll be able to go on stage and present it tho.. thats a bit nerve wracking

>>13813143

What you really need to ask yourself is why are you so greedy?

When will the stock market crash?

>>13813170
Gotta maximize my money to look out for myself. Government isn't going to do it. Family isn't going to do it. I'm the only one I can rely on.

>>13813156
Yeah I hear you man, if you can't even convincingly larp on an anonymous chinese imageboard how the heck are you gonna do it live on stage?

A message from my friend who currently resides in Southeast Asia:

>Hey kiddo, be patient, with the swine flu decimating their pork business, and them having a hard time supplying their outposts, plus bleeding Gold bullion like a flash flood. China is getting very desperate right now. When they come to make a deal the stock market is going to go through the roof. TRUST TRUMP.

We're gonna make it, bros. Just hang in there.

>>13813204
I'm actually a pretty presentable person.. but there will probably be like thousands and thousands of people there.. they want me to submit a 2 minute video by june 16..

>>13813201

What I mean is: why did you not realize profits once they appeared on the false hopes that they will be worth infinity dollars?

>>13813218
> Another 'cautious optimism about emerging trade deal by Friday' recommendation

>>13813257
guess I didn't want to pay short term capital gains tax.

>>13813143
Trailing Stops.

Pathetic market.

>>13813231
Do a presentation on /smg/.

>lci CFO retires
Aaaaand just like that we're down to below 6

>>13813284

(You) gotta set profit targets and take them when they're hit, fren. Also trailing stops are excellent crash protection.

PROTIP: Always have your Exit planned before Entry.

>>13813275

Well, I take everything I read about the stock market with a grain of salt, but this is a dude who is literally boots-on-the-ground over there. Just throwing it out there for what it's worth, kid.

>>13813359
thats a good thing.. All of old management needs to get out. Tim Crew is turning the ship around and can't have dead weight.

>>13813351
I think they've already kinda picked the idea I pitched..

Dumping for the weekend already
Get out of any calls or positions NOW

>Smartphone shipments at Huawei, the world’s second-largest smartphone maker by volume, could tumble between 4% and 24% in 2019 if the ban stays put, according to Fubon Research and Strategy Analytics.

>>13813428
*doubles down*
t Thats the name of the game

>>13813448
> It could tumble between fucking nothing and quarter

PREDICTORS ARE A JOKE

>>13813448
>between 4% and 24%
Pathetic interval.

LCI NO CFO DUMP YOUR BAGS BEFORE BANKRUPT

*ahem*

RON

>>13813428
>>13813456

In it to win it.

>>13813494
this is a good thing.. it's that CFO that wasn't helping much in the first place.....

CPRX is an actually valuable cheapie, hop on before it's too late

>>13813195
depends on when the trade deal is reached. trump has weaponised the markets by controlling the Fed in order to press China. I don't know how long they can keep this up. all this liquidity is already distorting the market and raises the chances of a crash. that's why China is playing the waiting game. I'd say if oil crosses last year's high it's over.

>>13813570
> ALMOST another 'cautious optimism about emerging trade deal by Friday' recommendation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iuqtz_9JMfc

>shorting TSLA on margin using SQQQ as collateral

Who else here likes to live dangerously?

>>13813195
>Bulls being optimistic about trade deals.
Sheep to the slaughter.

>>13813556
He'll be kept on as a consultant. New lawsuit. Rehashing old news. I'm still hodl desu. What's going on tho? This should be going up anyway.

>>13812441
All we need is an Iran headline for a pop off
Lotta excited Persians in the straits this summer, things could get interesting very quick even if Tehran doesn’t tell them to shoot

>>13813691
shorts trying to play on longs patience.. I'm just selling calls and puts waiting for a direction..

>>13813747
>Lotta excited Persians in the straits this summer, things could get interesting very quick even if Tehran doesn’t tell them to shoot

Even interested third parties to Iran-US skirmish have motives and incentives to false flag or false-false flag.

Going to beun times

KHC calls for next week? How will they do on earnings?

iorn support @ 2825

D-did SQQQ get 360 no-scope reversed-split last night?!?!

>set up account on interactive brokers
>you must be 21 or older to trade options
wtf ahhhhhh

>>13813667
lol TSLA will be dead in 5 years, they are not able to make profits and the crash will come. Shorting TSLA is as safe as buying gold, noob.

>>13813877
options alot like alchohol

>>13813877

MY SIDES!

>>13813877
Ror! Get IDd to trade options!

>>13813877
>>13813902
>>13813901

>>13813877
Zoomer

>>13813901
I’m in Europe tho

>>13813936
Ror!!!
>plz to see the license for trade options plz sir

>>13813862
Eh, no effect to underlying index so all good. But what happened to option friends on SQQQ. Do their contracts just become invalid?

Marc and Guy real quite about LCI lately...........

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN!

>t. Boomer Buffetposter acting as DivBro At Large on behalf of DivBro, A DivBro Corporation, LLC.

>>13813902

>>13814028
Agreed desu. Y tho?

>>13814040
no clue.. it's like they were real loud about it then all of a sudden nothing.... very strange...

Looking like a patience play on both sides..

guys I don't think options trading, crypto trading, and having a high stress job is good for my mental health

>>13814077
yeah.. neither is 4chan...

>>13814077

The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long.

Hold in there my little friend, it sure beats wagecucking. I wish you the best.

Thoughts on GOOGL? I dumped a lot in a few years ago but growth has been minimal over the past couple. I'm starting to feel like their extreme liberal culture is affecting business and their other bets are never going to pay off.

KUYASHI!

>it’s the freakin’ weeken’ baby
Damn, market’s close

I overslept and missed the rally. Someone just kill me okay?

>>13813691
I didn’t think anyone else watched Phantom. Cool!

>>13814077
lol

>>13814147
Sorry to disappoint desu, only have maids. Ror!

>>13814077

All around me are familiar faces...
Worn out places...
Worn out faces...

>>13814198

come on UPS, form that tail

Well it’s official. I am never gonna make it. Slept through morning rally, woke up for lunchtime selloff.

And I took bitcorn profits 4% lower...

>>13814225
This look like a verr dank manga.

LCIguy, I don't know what it is about your shilling that makes me trust you, but I just bought another 80 shares bringing my average to $6.43, I really hope this things moons, and that I have strong enough hands to HODL

How much higher can KTOS go?

>>13813850
40, 45, maybe 50

>>13814379
I sold some calls.. sold some puts and bought more shares..

It's unreal.. LCI is turning around and everytime shorts go to cover they realize the only people that have been on the offer is them... they're holding out expecting some major news but LCI just keeps coming out with good news.. this is crazy..

Imo the CFO leaving is a good thing.. they should be replacing old management which they have been doing.. the new CEO Tim Crew has a lot of experience and is doing an aggressive job when it comes to turning LCI around... I don't think it's just my shilling I think that LCI coming out with all this news has just been validating some of the things i've been pointing out..

>PHUN just dumped to 4.90

>>13814335
Jus buy more MMMMMMMMMM

;)

Everyone:
>don’t buy things with global exposure right now!
Children:
>MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!
Me:
>...

>>13814379
>>13814432
>>13814433

>>13814432
>>13814379
on the next run up i'll try to post some screen shots of the Level 2..

>>13812398

>based and bullpilled

JCP seems to be in an uptrend
Bought over 10k shares and waiting for moon
Wish me luck gay bois!

So I started fucking around with Robinhood. I've no done no real research and basically Yahoo finance articles. I'm down about 200 but overall because initially I was messing with Penny stocks. Which turns out to be retarded with a basic RH account imo. I ate the loss on some thing and overhauled my portfolio.

Anyway I'd just like some general advice or we're I maybe wasting time and what is worth holding on too. As you will see I am a complete casual but I think a heavy focus on dividends is the right idea.
BBL 6 shares
FNV 1
F 21
T 4
BAC 3
XOM 3
AXP 1
CVX 2
MPC 4
IEO 2
KO. 2
TD. 1
AM. 2
Thanks in advance for any tips

>>13814618
enable options trading and buy $260 puts on SPY

>>13814618

Long Dividend Stocks, VTI and ITOT to make it.

>>13814618
>Anyway I'd just like some general advice or we're I maybe wasting time and what is worth holding on too.

Jesus dude you have some work to do

>>13814618
you have the right idea anon
I'm building my divi portfolio around these right now
ODP 1k shares
EVC 1k shares
DX 1k shares
AMZA 1k shares

>>13814642
ignore this retard

>>13814690
you can't ignore fate

>>13814730
and this is why I invest in dividends
you bears are psychotic and want to
watch this market tank...unhinged freak

>>13814749
no, a healthy market correction isn't psychotic. we're in this mess because we never rolled back the QE from the last financial crisis, and fell into old habits so here we are again on the verge of tipping and we don't have any cards left to play to save it. the healthy solution is to let the market correct itself but you deluded bulls are the actual psychotic ones because you continue to take pounds of flesh to keep the market afloat.

>mfw China bans TSLA and gives NIO all of the stolen technology

>>13812638
that image is lowkey kind of aesthetic

>>13814801
is Elon about to get GOOKED.COM?

>>13814802

Thanks fren! It's one o' my favorites.

I try to share all the old tyme political cartoons of the financial markets. I've always enjoyed them a lot.

>>13814791

>pic related

>>13812974
blizzard turned one of their most beloved franchises into a mobile game and had the gall to hype it up on a live stage.

anyone with more than 2 seconds of market experience knows ATVI is garbage

>>13813850
>calls
>on a company that pushed back earnings date
Lot of balls if you did it I’m looking at 29$ and puts look decent

Have a good weekend yall

remember...

LCI to $100

>>13814864
415 shares at an average of $6.35 here. We're gonna make it.

Not again

>>13814864

Thank (You), Mr. Lannett!

Hope you have a fabulous namefag weekend, fagging it up around your faggoty locale.

>>13814861
They’ll get a pump when they finally reveal D4. It’ll tank until then, and it’ll tank immediately after players start tweeting their reactions.

Guys tell mean DF is gonna make it.
I dont even care i have lost 25% on this shit
I just can’t live without LandOLakes Butter. It’s so god damn good.

>>13814433
>>13814452
>people actually surprised stocks like PHUN and CTRM dump hard
Gambling is fun!

>>13814966
Autism incorporated discovered they dont sell the butter, only Land o Lakes milk

I hope mcdonalds can find a way to beat jollibee in the phillipines. I'm invested in mcdonalds on my schwab account.

Big keks at whoever sold me Lightbridge at .60

Thanks fren

>>13814966
This is a good place to be buying DF
shares and products

>>13814966
I got really lucky with DF. I was down 23% at one point, bought the $1.55 dip on May 3 to average down, then dumped that shit on the May 13 at $1.92 for a modest $73 profit. I am never touching that dogshit again.

>>13815004

Agreed! I prefer Craps myself. Nothin' like shooting Hard-8s all night with a big tiggy qt-pi cheering you on.

>>13814888

>>13815058
The average stocktwits user

>>13813983
I’m also interested in the story behind this sqqq jump

Help! I can’t tell wtf is going on because of the splits!

Which is more expensive or has run too far already: SDOW, or SQQQ?

Any good cheapies worth picking up today? I need to get out of crypto

>>13815153
Dont buy SQQQ. Thats for big boys only now.

>>13815268
How do you get to be a big boy if you’re not playing with the big boys?

My limit order for 50 shares of GALT at 4 bucks just went through. Feels good to buy at session lows.

Last call for the oil train
Last call for food commodities
Get on now or get left behind
Prices going up, don’t know where the ceiling is going to be for hogs

You should have already got on by now, but whatever

Again don’t buy some little 1week calls, you want longer duration to ride

Is there any way for me to trade stocks using my buttcoin?

>>13815351
>convert crypto shit to dolla dolla bills
>use cash money to buy stocks

woah, so difficult

>>13815372
I'm a spic in spicland, that's why I ask

TROUBLE AHEAD
TROUBLE BEHIND

MCD dropping, but still so damn high. MMM, KR, FDP, KSS, CPB: no bottom in sight.

They keep taking the good ones away so young...
If I learn PUA instead of the stock market, can I level up enough to be a red power ranger with big titty blonde bombshell GF?

>>13815340
>GALT
Lol filtered

Is now a good time for some long ford calls?

What’s up with ACB stuck under $10 still? Goddamn it’s annoying

>>13815395
Spic here, same Hermano

>hodling my ETFs, monitoring my mutuals and comfy scalping btc
I'm getting paid 40 dollars an hour to shitpost on 4chan and play on the market

>>13815540
$40 an hour?
The fuck? What do you do and what training do I need to do it?

ETFs pretty dank. Just bought some SDOW on the thinking that Boeing is about to do some more damage. Hate leverage though...

>>13815510
So. Is there any non-shady non-ripoff way to do so?

I've never had an amerifat bank account

>>13815639
Robin Hood?

>>13815585
45/hr (only counting base salary)
Get an engineer degree don’t be dumb

I can recoup my losses in 1 year, just no more McDoubles. It can work, right?

>>13815540
>>13815585

Me too! Construction Project Manager office job for the win!

I keep averaging down on this because it's my first trade and I want it to work out, these iron hands will not be fazed by FUD, CFO's retire all the time

This needs more anime

>>13815585
I'm a network engineer and I've automated. I have CCNP R&S, plus modest powershell, bash and python skills. Diverse amateur skillset in most network tech.

>>13815710

No one’s stopping you from putting up pictures of your favorite pokermens.

>>13815699

>>13815690
If you stop eating McDoubles you will NEVER make it

Just know that even fast food is going to get more expensive in the next year

>>13815710

SPY to 300 end of June.

>>13815749
Hmmm... so people will be eating less MCDicks?!

How is KR and MCD going down?! People need to eat! WMT and TGT stealing their lunch maybe? Or just Bezos FUD?

Damn where is everyone today? Waiting out the market?

>>13812597
read some Benjamin Graham, nigger

>>13815828
Probably off to commit suicide since I'm sure everyone secretly bought LCI

>>13815781
Wheat futures prices are up and rising

Don’t try to FoodChad if you’re going to ignore commodities futures markets

>>13813847
Can we just have a real fucking Sunni Shia fight to the death instead of these endless proxy wars. Nobody ever really decided anything of consequence with a proxy war. Pull the fucking bandage off already and make me rich like wtf lol.

>>13815650
You need amerilard SSN for that.

And a bank account too, I believe.

>>13815889
>unni Shia fight to the death
Third party interests always think they need to support other side instead of letting them fight to death (so that there would be 1 ruler, 1 hegemon you could negotiate with after the smackdown)

>>13815859
Ror! Just a blip boo! Itll shoot up soon enough. This is mid to long term hodl. Investing not trading desu. KBLB on the other hand, I might sell today. Itll go back down, and I'll buy back

>>13815859
I never buy anything for more than 2% of my portfolio. Faggots need to learn suicide insurance strategies

>>13815929
I love your advice!!

>>13815917
"Let there be but one Lord, one king"

>>13815946
some people (me) dont have enough money to spread their portfolio around, we live or die by one stock until we have more capital

>>13815929
You're talking about your memefolio paper trading account, right?

>>13815946
Wow golly gee my portfolio will go up 0.5 percent. Wowie zowie I've made it!

Cunt

>>13815828
I'm still here. Waiting for an opportunity to see my USO calls but this shit isn't fucking doing anything...

>>13815968
-t. Homer-t. Caligula

can you actually make money from this? how much would i need to learn before i can start making money from trading?

>>13815998
Nope!

>>13815946
>2% max
>active investing
Why dont you buy some index etf instead? You could save a lot of time.

>>13816002
You forgot

> “There is only one sun in the sky; there is only one king on the throne.”
- Confucius

>>13815998
Took another hit btw. Desu. Ror!

>>13816006

>>13815844 this

Give me dividend stocks that are good.

I need to build my portfolio, I only own two dividend stocks.

IPL
WEN (please go and buy baconators)

Someone tell me some good ones, I prefer monthly dividends but will go quarterly if it's an affordable stock.

Prefer no stocks above $30 CAD/USD.

>>13815639

>>13816078
MO

is a big buy anywhere near 51.50, but could go lower if you get real lucky.

Will Qualcomm be pumped near the close like yesterday?

>>13816098

Not interested in tobacco stocks, I can't get behind it due to all the negative propaganda behind smoking tobacco and the adverse health affects.

>>13816151
you should buy some ODP while it's cheap

>>13816028
Caligula and Homer are both cooler than Confucius.

>>13815311
preschool. buy MU

>>13816130
Yes
FOMO NOW

>>13812597
>How the hell does a person develop the insight to pick out stocks like this that reach lows of less than one dollar that eventually rebound?
The short answer is you can’t. You can get skills(and people will argue heavily on what constitutes this) to increase your odds at making good pics. Eg looking at p/e, company growth, evaluating their market share and factors that will change in the future etc. etc. etc. etc. but at the end of the day stock prices are where they because of consensus. If a stock is $1.00 and everyone knows it will be $100 next year then the stock won’t be $1.00 cause people will scramble to buy. It’s 100% worth a buy anywhere up to $97.00(cause of inflation taking 3% a year). So this shit isn’t easy and there are thousands of guys out there been doing this for a long time. Market becomes increasing efficient overtime and tech has certainly helped.
In short you need info others don’t have or have stronger hands/patience than others. Eg everone knows microsoft will 99% chance of being one of the biggest companies 5 or even 80 years from now. The farther down the road the less that is priced in because of patience and harder to predict.
You can buy only s&p500 the rest of your life and get 12% annual return on average for ex. Most people just arent patient.
miracles happen but without having a lot of insight making 1000% plays of penny stocks would be impossible. You’d need to buy 1000 penny stocks to reliably find one pumping x1000. Shit is gambling. Maybe better odds than casino but still gambling. If you do like gambling this is probably a better way to go than a casino which just literally robs you. And in this game knowledge can increase your odds considerably. But as a general rule companies stock tumbling is a huge red flag the company is a piece of shit and the world is filled with lots of shitty companies they rarely make redemption stories even when they seem like they can

>>13816130
Dont do it

>>13816175
fuck homer and his shipping manifestos

j/k

>>13816151
They’re the only tobacco company poised for a smokeless world, lobbying to raise the smoking age, investing heavily in tobacco free nicotine delivery systems and so called “reduced-harm” products.

Lately all my smoker friends have switched to vapes. Nicotine is basically a miracle drug, when you remove the tar of tobacco, only problem is addictive.

>>13815946
Yo people are talking shit on this post but don’t let them get you down.
There is nothing wrong with diversifying to that degree, as long as you can keep track of things (always the hardest part)

>>13816208
Let the zoomer figure it out himself nigga

>>13816190
That’s a lot of words to just basically say “it’s all priced in”
U have to have a big stick
And be patient about when you swing it
That’s it

>>13816210
Well, I think we're both literally hoping that hundreds to thousands of people die so we can get rich from crude or oil companies.

>>13816230
I'm not the one looking to buy into qualcomm

>>13816175
Confucius is pretty based.

>>13816283
>it’s all priced in

its not

GREEN BEANS ;_;
CONSUMER STAPLES ;_; !!!!!

RATSU PLS NO KILL SELF

>>13816323
Caligula tied disabled people together and pretended they were a cyclops and beat them to death in the Flavian ampitheater while insisting he was the reincarnation of Hercules, made attendance mandatory for connected people, and charged the city 1MM sestercis per appearance. Now that's what I call #baste.

>>13813029
Is this shit gonna pump come June?

>>13816488

Are you srsly questionin' Tha Joon Moon (tm)?

>>13815712
can you help me forward the ports on my router

>>13816432
Don't FUD ratsu, his faith in his Bands is unshakable

Me on the other hand... crashed out of KHC and Kroger just now, may crash out of MMM and FDP.

Plz raep then murder me

What should I buy to get an easy ten bagger over the weekend?

>>13815639
>1broker
You might think it's a bit shady but I've used this place for years. It's a bucket shop but they make more than enough money on maintenance fees for margin. They do forex and limited stocks but you'll find blue chips and such on it. Their platform requires that every trade entered must have a stop loss when you open it which is a very good habit to have. They used to offer crazy leverage on forex and I had a lot of fun playing with that but sadly it's gone now.

>be Theresa May
>do shit job
>quit

>>13816547
Just 10x a 2 bagger by buying on margin!

>>13816547
tesla

>>13812283
>what would Kaiji do
He'd be going all in on some tweet bracket on PredictIt with at least 1:5 odds.

>>13816593
calls/puts and strike please?

>>13816547
USO

theres still time for you to get into TGTX before it really takes off

>>13815775
>>13816094
yeah i bought link just now desu

USO or XLE?

>>13815340
Pendyboy is a retarded zoomer buy I'll buy GALT under $3

Pump it plz, power hour sama.

I'm just sitting here waiting for TSLA to drop .13 so that it's officially even for the last 5 years on the charts. Then I'm going to screenshot it and send it to my buddy who used to talk about retiring on his TSLA shares. It's a nice day.

Is lci finished?

I’m stuck with a copious amount of SQQQ calls right now. I always assumed the calls were split just like the underlying, but RH has me with a bunch of retarded pre split calls all trading for below the underlying. What the hell is going on? Do I have to redeem these calls to get underlying value or will the market unfuck itself?

>>13816094
>>13816579

Thanks. Will check 'em out.

>>13816808
No. But it will have shorts FUDing the CFO retiring for today at least. They will not mention the insider buys and nee drugs though.

>>13816812
Trading options on leveraged ETFs is a really stupid idea and you deserve to lose money
Puts on SPY would have made you more money with lower premiums and better liquidity

should I short outlook or is it still pumping?
asking for a friend

>>13816812

At least you saved $5.00!

>PAJEETED!

>>13816858
Why the fuck is it any more or less stupid than anything else? If I go through the process of redeeming and selling the underlying I am up 20% on average today, not to mention what I was up at yesterday’s levels.

>>13816802

I'm tempted to buy some TSLA for the inevitable bounce to above $200.

I just don't feel like being wrong.

VFC split into VFC and KTB this week.
Buy VFC and ignore KTB

>>13816960
bottom is 150 IMO, but what do I know. I wouldn't buy until I see some real reason for it to stop falling. News is painting tesla positive during the drop ; def a bad sign. Wait till the news says something about their worth going to 0 then buy it all bc that's when it bounces

>>13817003
The bottom is $10

>>13817012
tesla makes cars, I still see cars, therefore there is some intrinsic value

>>13817003

I'm going based purely on the technicals on the chart. We're literally at a massive support line.

I expect it to bounce, but I'm not confident enough.

I want to buy a single call contract around $200, but it's a loss of like $700 if I'm wrong within the time frame. I expect it to be above $200 within a couple of weeks.

>>13817029
those cars you see aren't owned by the company anymore. the only intrinsic value is in the service they might sell to those cars

>>13817003
Didn't the sell off accelerate when the news reported that JPM predicted the price was headed for $10?

>>13817063
Further the price stopped going down once they ran out of bad news. I think "leaked" company emails are musk's new Twitter account also.

TSLA bringing out the big guns!
ARK mommy about to pump it on CNBC

>>13817063
I think it was Morgan Stanley?
He basically said it was going to 0, but no one thinks that can happen because it’ll get bought out once it gets to that penny stock level.

>>13817050
i didn't say tesla owns cars (which they do) I said they make them. you know what I meant faggot lol. The business is still there; idk how much it's worth tho lol I'm no analyst

>>13816960
People with that line of thought are the only thing that's propping it up right now. When the market runs out of speculators it's going to die at least 25%. Tesla is just another way of spelling DeLorean if they don't figure their shit out and there's no sign of them figuring their shit out this year.

>>13817123
You're an ANALyst

>>13817029
Tesla can only make 900 cars a day right now. That's not nearly enough to succeed.

>>13817164
They really need a 4 cylinder diesel in their lineup.

Do I hold lci?

What the fuck is happening

>>13817271
Lmao

>>13817271
Hold. It's a heavily manipulated stock so volatility will be bullshit. Pressure will be long term upwards though. Average down a little if you can.

The CFO retired so shorts are taking advantage.

>>13812283
I could have bought an MG42 with the money I've wasted in this fucking market

>>13817012
I love how people got that from the conference call and reported it. At one point he says the fair value would be at Zero compared to other brands in the market that they inevitably will be/are compared to with halted growth.

>>13817329
I could have almost done the same.

>>13817219
Elon is all about Zero emissions(ironic concidering manufacturing) technically the greenest market would be rebuilding old cars. Any gas in their lineup will be after Elon is kicked out somehow cause he would see the company burn before then

>>13817329

Why are you wasting money, Anon? You're not a stupid day trader who thinks they'll be a millionaire by 9:40 a.m., right?

did i mess up?

>>13817355
The only thing keeping this stock over $50 right now is hype. I can’t imagine holding something so heavy above my head just for hype. Fucking dangerous, if Elon doesnt make sales this year a lot Tesla fags are going to unironically kill themselves

>>13817383
the greenest market would biodiesel made by algae. shame that oil is cheap af which makes biodiesel unprofitable.

>>13817400
naw i do good for weeks at a time then take all the gains from those weeks and then do a big bet and every single time the big bet fails and im back to square one because im a ADHD retard who can't HOLD or accept small gains and I would just be better off saving up for things i want to buy instead of throwing it to the kikes on wallstreet

>>13817450
Not true. I agree newly made stuff probably. Problem is manufacturing process. My 77 vette getting 9mpg is better on the environment than a prius. Why? Because it’s 30 years old and simply made. The pollution per year is small. Modern manufacturing is 10,000(yeah i made it up) times worse now. People need to stop buying new cars. Even if they run on fucking magic just building the damn things every year is fucking awful on the planet. And the process isn’t getting cleaner. Like that fucking battery factory nasa rents to test their moon rovers cause there area is so dead its “the most moon like conditions”.
Modernizing old cars(recycling) would be the best for the planet. But corps only care about making money and exploiting. You could even take old care, make them safer and change power train to something electric or algae gas or whatever...
I’m too autistic to buy into muh environmentalism memes no one in power cares and their is plenty of evidence to support it.

>>13817458
Imagine how hard itd compound if you kept being smart.

What a week to be a bear

>>13817458
>>13817541

Sounds like greed and impatience are keeping you red, fren.

Keep is gansta dawg keep it gansta

Buy RAD. It's been on sale for a while now and Amazon is looking to buy out.

>>13817536
the reason biodiesel is theoretically the greenest form of fuel is because the algae that are cultivated for this purpose use the carbon emissions for their development. it also lacks sulphur and can be used by the traditional combustion engine. like I said, the only reason why it isn't being used is because the oil companies make it unprofitable. I agree that modern manufacturing is probably less environment friendly, hopefully the figure out how to solve the battery problem.

I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a Minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in anon. None of you know how to actually value a company. You have no fucking clue how taxes work. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are too fucking uneducated and stupid to comprehend how fucked you are.

Idk why I'm even posting this, fucking goodluck kids.

green friday that was hyper easy call

>>13817676
>fucking goodluck kids.
thanks. you too. :)

>>13817676
Shut up and buy LCI you stupid cunt

Long BRAP
Long PNIS

It's a win-win!

>>13817676
BaSeD

there's still time to get out before you lose half your money
don't fight the trend

>>13817676

>>13817676
I was looking for this pasta, thanks

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down another .19%, very blah day with no thyme to trade. Please note that I will not be hosting movie night tomorrow and markets will be closed for Memorial Day. Today we're going to the Romano's in H-Town, Texas, the closest one I could find to a certain girl's hospital!

>>13817817
I got liquidated. My wife is leaving me.

>>13817739
>I call this one the LCI special

>>13817827
Nice.

>>13817817
Down 0.82% ($194) today. LCI really pushed my shit in. That ticker accounted for $178 of the $194 alone.

>>13817817
Up 3 percent today but that's only because my NBRV calls dragged me into the toilet, so of course I'm gonna be up as they crawl back up.

Additionally note that we closed below 2836, this is a worrying sign IMO. If we gappy up on Tuesday 2850 seems in play tho

>>13817676
I AM A MASTER DIVER DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME
NO ONE HERE IS SINKING

>>13817817
Realized some shekels on NATH and got a green day

>holiday weekend


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>13817817
Barely green, back to what I had Friday

> Limit buy of VIIX @ $12.5 a share
> RH chat says it's at $12.04 all after hours
>Order goes through for $11.93 a share
> Price didn't move before or after purchase
It's nice when that market price "glitch" works in your favor

>>13816432
Its fine, only bought a little bit fdp yesterday
Tiny, little

Inb4 reverse long weekend buttfuck happens where instead of us bleeding all weekend the people overseas that still have open markets pump us to $290. Then we all get dumped on Tuesday morning in premarket after they cash out and wallstreet algos sell.

>>13818007
Selfish, Little
I'm going to be in California tomorrow niknik! I'm not coming to visit you though

Wait. Ratsu is a Californian? Neato!
/smg/ meetup at Anime Expo!

>>13818042
Getting some primo medical treatment, or more HRT hormones?
Plz bring your gpro to DISland, I need some cheapies.

>>13817954
Viix ask price showing 11.92 on schwab... still seems high? I bought some SDOW a little too high though...

>>13818106
>Viix ask price showing 11.92 on schwab... still seems high?
ah, perhaps, my tradingview doesnt have VIIX afterhours prices (not enough to be useful anyways)

which is odd because TVIX and SQQQ, and many other leveraged ETF's have afterhours up to 8 or 10pm

its no big deal though, was only two shares

>>13818106
I'm definitely not a reluctant girl who would take hormones, you have me confused for someone else. My mom is meeting me and we're going to a couple of her favorite restaurants and seeing the new Werner Herzog movie.

>>13817536
Holy shit fuck off you literal boomer

>>13817817
Down 2.95% on the day. Hodl LCI hurts sometimes, but patience is a virtue. KBLB helped desu.

>>13818162
Oops! I clicked too many IDs or something and thought you were RKG.

Gommenasaii

Have fun with mommasun. Didn’t even know there was a new herzog movie. Bonnie Herzog is another dank Herzog.

>>13818042
thats fine, I got some projects to take care of
enjoy yourself, and the traffic

>>13818162
>going to a couple of her favorite restaurants

true Americans :-)

>tfw your divvies will pay for your HRT treatments in perpetuity
i love the stock market

>>13815946
Maybe I should explain more.
I never have anything take more than 2% of my portfolio(as a general rule), more like a guidline and it more strickly relates to individual stocks. Strong companies that will stand the test of time and ETFs will get more %, I have coca-cola at like 5%. think I’m at nothing at all being over 10%. I do etfs but i honestly just choose a bunch of indiv. stocks i think are the top ones plus i play some general etfs like s&p500 and some 2 and triple leveraged etfs long term.
I never let any idividual bio-tech or medical take much. Risky stuff gets 1% max unless I’m feeling frisky. If i think something is a x10 or more i usually just buy a few shares that is i predict right I would make a couple hundred bucks. I don’t bet much on these plays at all.
I have nothing in my IRA sadly but when i get like an 40-80k brokerage account I’ll probably just start maxing my IRA the rest of my life. All my money is theoretically money I could need so I’m playing things safe. I’m young so if i play it safe the number should work out for me.

>>13818191
>I'm too retarded to read a post longer than 2 sentences

>>13818306
it's reasonable, except as I said before it's really hard to keep track of 50-200 individual positions

>>13818192
>>13818326
Just read his post, it's retarded as well

>>13818252
Oh god no.... I forgot about the traffic this weekend. I ain’t going nowhere :(, guess it’s time to get deep into an audiobook.

>tfw your portfolio provides both the bid and ask price for a stock with an 8% spread
V. Bullish signal

>>13818353
>>13818191
Wrong person

>>13818297
>tfw you realize that you would sacrifice your entire port and future for worldwide permacrash
HRT will not help you.

>>13818348
I dont think i have quite that many positions. A lot of plays are a few years or months and i keep an eye and i have limits. I have a lot of free time. If i had none i’d probably dump it all into 10 things and forget about it

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