/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13811582
you need to fuck a woman for that, so get that plan out of your head right away

>>13811582
You have to fuck a mother first before you get a daughter. Or so I've heard

>>13811589
Single men should be allowed to adopt. This is misandry and sexism. I don't want some whore I just want to be a father.

>>13811582
You need to get about 15 bucks.
Get yourself a rope, tie it around your neck, and jump.
You won't be missed.

>>13811589
I'm not a virgin but women are kinda gross. My last gf was a rather chubby one with macromastia (big ass tits) which turned me on but when we went to take a shower together and I had to wash her red, sweaty underboob... no thanks. Just felt like a mix of sand, skin and greasy fat the further you pushed down on them.

How do I skip mating and get right to the qt daughter part

>>13811603
I've heard that you can adopt in Thailand as a single man for 30K, but I don't want to come off as a weirdo if I go that route.

>>13811626
everyone will think you are a pedo. better taking the girls pill and spend a couple years making yourself attractive in order to make daughter the old fashion way. it sound like you arent much of a man so i hope you dont have a son. weak father make weak sons. weak sons make a weak world.

>>13811656
"adopt"

>>13811693
I don't have trouble getting 19+ females but they are all kinda gross. Sex is rather unpleasant to me too. Maybe I really need to go through with it for a few years, have a daughter the natural way and then divorce my wife to live alone with my daughter.

Convert to Islam OP. Not only is cunny halal but raising and marrying an orphan is specifically mentioned as a pious deed.

>>13811759
I don't think that applies only to islam

>>13811693
>everyone will think you are a pedo.
implying he isn't

OP you sound like a person that wants a dog while it's a puppy and then wants nothing to do with it when it grow up.

>>13811803
Well I don't want to fuck
raising a daughter, making her look adorable and spoiling her seems satisfying, which is what I'm after.

>>13811775
>white "people" reproducing
You losers are getting conquered lol

>>13811822
>Well I don't want to fuck
What if she wants to? If she's adopted it would be legal too

>>13812097

>>13811693

>>13811626
You sound like an American that's turned off by everyone around you being fat, I know because I feel the same way. You could always date an asian, obviously they look young and take much better care of their bodies.

>>13811775
Where did you get that pic of my grandparents

Plot twist: What if you have a son?

>>13812488
Even better, just dress him up as a girl

>>13811603
ughhhhhhhh misguided paternal instincts at their worst. stick to raising plants.

>>13812488
I don't want a son

>>13812286
The problem is that even skinnier girls/fit girls will have a wrinkly face in return, there's no winning.

>>13812821

Source please

>>13813034
Imagine the smell

>>13812821
Right but you can't choose what sex your child is going to be anon. You could try 5 times & get 5 boys

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>>13813376
I'd kill myself to be honest
or just get cigs

>>13811582
Have sex incel

>>13813421
>>13811626

>>13812639
All women are my daughters, Anon...

>>13813421
I'm also pretty tired of this fucking retarded meme.

>>13811626
Gayest most tryhard cringe 'I'm le wierdo' post I've read today

>>13813857
How can all women be your daughters, anon.

>>13813857
Have sex

>>13814356
bend over