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How do I long thots?

>> No.13799086

>>13799075
Please have sex

>> No.13799093

>>13799075
Faggit

>> No.13799097

>>13799086
Bend over thot

>> No.13799098
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13799098

>>13799075
All women are whores

>> No.13799109

>>13799075
>be women
>apply more than normal make up prior to taking a photo
>take tens of thousands of pictures of yourself yearly
>carefully curate them into the best ones
>then carefully apply makeup/beauty filters to see which one appears the most attractive
>upload photo
>wait

>> No.13799164
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13799164

Watch Andrew Tate's PHD video.

Open a Webcam studio

>> No.13799223

>>13799086
I don't understand this. Does the sentence try to be offensive? I mean, if he is an incel, it is not like he doesn't want to have sex, so the "please" is kind of out of place.

>> No.13799274

>>13799075
How do I short OP

>> No.13799306

>>13799164
What's his PhD. in? Physics?

>> No.13799326

>>13799086
beef flaps

>> No.13799382

>>13799075

there is nothing dirtier than a bird whose shorts are cut so high that the pockets dangle out the front Ike a turkeys wattle.

>> No.13800154

Asians have pancake faces that are as flat as their asses

>> No.13800393

>>13799306
Pimpin Hoes Degree

>> No.13800773

>>13799109
>be women
>apply more than normal make up prior to going out
>only go out at night, and only to dark places like bars
>look for 10/10 alpha chad who has had a little too much to drink
>go over to him and giggle a bunch
>get him more drunk by distracting him from realizing how much he had to drink
>take him back to your apartment
>let him fuck you, essentially rape because you took advantage of his inebriated state
>try to act cute and cool in the morning when he wakes up and realizes you're at best a 6
>offer to make him breakfast
>he says "no thanks" and leaves
>progressively do this every week lowering standards until you find one that stays

>> No.13800836

>>13799223
It means his current state is so unlikable he can't even get a single woman. Therefore he must change his entire being, the ultimate curse

>> No.13801358

>>13800154
also their pussys are too small

>> No.13801371

>>13799098
Based

>> No.13801994

>he's going to long the top, at peak euphoria

the classic /biz/ way

we're on the doorstep of spiritual revolution, short all porn and instathots. long aliens and ayahuasca retreats

>> No.13802078

>>13801358
What a faggit

>> No.13802512

>>13799086
this isn't the right order. You're supposed to post that in response to >>13799098

>> No.13802552

When I make it I will pay for every single patreon whore's highest tier and host it on a website for all to see, for free.
Mark my words /biz/, I will bankrupt these whores.

>> No.13802564

>>13801994
What makes you think that?

>> No.13802591

>>13799075
Thots are literally a Pump&Dump. That's all they're good for.

>> No.13802632

>>13799075

Date asian women

>> No.13802753

>>13802552
Goodspeed brother, /biz/ needs more people like you

>> No.13802829

These western women are gonna be in a world of hurt once they start getting into their mid to late 30's and realizing they have nothing.

I mean we're going to see a lot of sad sad older women this generation, all led to their demise by these evil corporations and capitalism.

A lot of women in their 30's are already going to sperm banks and trying to cheat the natural order. Don't donate to any sperm banks. Let these women suffer for being the front line workers of the downfall of western society and its men. It's actually the rich that are responsible, but women have been weaponized in order to bring it all down.

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13802840

Daily reminder that /Biz/ is a SR (Semen Retention) Board. Long have succubi drank from the well of our ejaculate.
Under the sway of demonic powers we have eagerly spilled our seed. NO LONGER. That wretched era is over. My brothers, from this day forward we shall clap the cheeks of slampigs and slay thots whilst always keeping our sacred energy for ourselves. All enlightened /Biz/nessmen shall withhold themselves from these base level desires and instead harness their energy to manifest a new age. Always remember: Nothing is beyond our reach.

>> No.13802986

>>13799075
I love low boobs

>> No.13803044

>>13802564
belief makes real

see other people know too >>13802840

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>>13803044

>> No.13803307

>>13802829
Women are the all collectively the whores of Babylon (the system - Satan's system that is). The evil Caananite bastard fucks targeted women and used them against us.

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13803432

>>13799086
No

>> No.13803677

>>13799075
marry one

>> No.13804052

>>13799075
with a long dick

>> No.13804068

>>13800773
based and fempilled

>> No.13804100

>>13800836
unlikeable is code for unattractive when it comes to this. not getting friends as an outgoing non-anxiety-prone person can be indicative of being unlikable. Studies repeatedly show that (((personality))) is just halo effect of looks when it comes to women thinking about men as potential mates.

>> No.13804220

>>13800773
That's kinda cute desu

>> No.13804347

>>13800773
This post accurately describes probably 85% of city-dwelling young women.

>> No.13804634
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>>13799086
Sure, right after I sell my linkies

>> No.13804670

>>13800773
This is actually sad.

>> No.13805661

>>13802829
The age is reaching actually lowering per generation, it's probably age 25 now. YOung girls are getting WAY more attention then most older ones.

>> No.13805718

>>13799098
kek

>> No.13805833

>>13799075
well, you can't. But you can short them.