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I thought Chainlink was the coolest shit ever when it was still abstract and theoretical. Now it's dawning on me that in reality nobody really gives a shit about decentralizing the oracles, the mainnet isn't even half of what was promised in the whitepaper, the partners are literally whos, and the community has behaved in the most pathetic and immature way since the announcement, which really highlights that, while some linkies truly are bright, most of you are just plain dumb and utterly deluded obnoxious kids. Take your profit and lay off the hopium.

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>>13798768

>> No.13798793

pee pee poo poo

>> No.13798798

>>13798768

The final redpill. I realized this a few months ago.

>> No.13798809

>>13798768
advanced fud

>> No.13798812

>>13798768
LINKMARINE! LINKMARINE! LINKMARINE!
HUUUUAAAAH! AY AY AYE!

>> No.13798814

>>13798768
FUD! Did you even read the latest blog post? With Chainlink, they can put CryptoKitties in New Jersey and even show you the temperature outside! I feel like you dont see where this could lead. Think about it, if CryptoKitties could be in New Jersey, when its raining, tell you the temperature, and even give you the oracle verified time it currently is. They could even add in timezone info.

>> No.13798825

>>13798768
Delet this

>> No.13798827

>>13798768
>I thought Bitcoin was the coolest shit ever when it was still abstract and theoretical. Now it's dawning on me that in reality nobody really gives a shit about decentralizing payments, the mainnet isn't even half of what was promised in the whitepaper, the partners are literally whos, and the community has behaved in the most pathetic and immature way since the announcement, which really highlights that, while some btc apostles truly are bright, most of you are just plain dumb and utterly deluded obnoxious kids. Take your profit and lay off the hopium.

>> No.13798908

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

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>>13798908
HOLD STEADY MARINES!

>> No.13798937

>>13798908
you are a MANIAC

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>>13798768
ok, here's the chainlink redpill:
1. there is no mainnet event planned on 30th of May, because project was launched together with ethereum back in 2015
2. free trustless json parser loaded with additional plugin features already exists:
https://jsonformatter.org/json-parser
3. why would anyone in the world use another worthless utility erc20 token
written in pure javascript to parse small self-executing bits of code
allowing to connect smart contracts to real world data feeds
and the most important part:
4. the core javascript module was hacked earlier today
total vaporwave

>> No.13798954

>>13798768
>panting wears

>> No.13798998
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LINK is a solution looking for a problem.

Just like all cryptos. I hate to admit it but it's true. No one actually wants to use these things for anything, most of them are basically just science projects with no real need or purpose except being a proof of concept and making money on the price pump. I mean look at everyone on biz, no one is excited about mainnet because they wanna use it they just hope it increases the price of their LINK bag so they can later dump it some other retard who's planning on doing the same thing.

>> No.13799083

Lets face it: Link is gay

>> No.13799100

>>13798998

Most people here with large stacks are looking to run nodes.

>> No.13799126

>>13798814
That means supercomputes in every city! Obsolete stablecoin !

>> No.13799179

>>13799100

Who is going to actually USE the network though? Wtf is the point of having those node just sitting there if nobody is using it?

>> No.13799272

>>13798768
It has the chance to have actual real world usage. That alone is more than enough

>> No.13799316

>>13798952
shitty FUD

>> No.13799328

>>13798768
Fuck niggers, fuck kikes, fuck redditors and fuck jannies

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Israel is fucking based as fuck, I love israel.

>> No.13799390

Deep down I know this is correct but the delusion and greed sits deeper.

>> No.13799553

>>13798998
>businesses don't want to have higher profit margins
Stop thinking through the lens of your daily life, you're not the target audience here. You think dozens of the world's largest companies are investing billions into crypto because it's a fun science project? They don't give a fuck about you, if anything they'll use this to take more out of your pockets by developing more infrastructure, tech, and software you can no longer function without or avoid. The only way to avoid being prey in this is to "invest" and hope you didn't pick a total shitcoin.

>> No.13799579

>>13798768
Well said.
>obnoxious discord transexuals
ftfy

>> No.13799593

>>13798768
> LINK mainnet
> sex
> gf
> job
> school graduation
these things are cool when you imagine them before experiencing their harsh reality absolutely short of any expectations
this life is a meme

>> No.13799646

>why do we need farming if we can just get food from already planted trees
>why do we need a house if we can live already in a cave
>why do we need machines if we can do it already with our hands
>why do we need cars if we have horses already
>why do we need e-mail if we can just write a letter

>why do we need the internet, I mean if I want to talk to someone I can just call them on the phone, if I want to look up something I'll go to the library, if I want to meet new people I'll just go to a bar, there is really no use for this, only nerds use it, it will never catch on, besides who would want to spend their hard earned dollars on a box that makes weird noises

Most people will always be stupid anon, but that doesn't mean the world is going to stop. Just keep doing your thing and forget the others.

>> No.13799665

>>13798787
Kek, i remember the hoivin winkle

>> No.13799711

>>13798768
>links competitors integrating link
>hundreds of companies waiting for links mainnet
>no one cares about oracle
OP you must be dumb

>> No.13799734

>>13798998
All cryptocurrency circles around this fundamental question: "How can we cut lawyers out of business?"

>> No.13799857

>>13799553
>>13799734

Sure, and bitcoin was supposed to replace banks. How did that work out? Not only did it NOT replace banks it has literally no use case at all. People thought it would be good for buying drugs(because they were retarded) but now they're starting to realize that it's way worse than cash even for that use case lol.

>> No.13799890

>>13799857
Bitcoin was just the first try at it. Crypto certainly hasn't died with Bitcoins inability to replace banks.

>> No.13799896

>>13799857
>t. zoomer who needs to be spoonfed and can’t think for himself at all.
Sad state of kids these days. Back to my boomer cave, see ya later! *sips*

>> No.13799910

>>13798768
People want the digital currency wars to fucking be over first before we start thinking about 'oracles'. Nobody cares whatsoever about complex and vulnerable shart contracts.

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>>13799896