/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13791085
You did not lie, I'm fascinated, kek

>>13791085

Get a shark robot account and sell t-shirts.

>>13791085
I’m getting sick of these Goldeen looking bitches

>>13791085
I am attracted to this look because I intensely regret missing out on prime dumb pussy in my teens. Now that I'm old sex holds no excitement for me, it's just something to do to keep the wife happy.
Fuck cash, get bitches. When you're young, that is. There will be plenty of time to make money after you hit 30.

>>13791299

The most honest post on /biz/ since 2015.

>>13791299
protip your wife only does it to keep you happy

>>13791085
god I wish that were me

>>13791299
Checked wiseguy

>>13791299
zoomer here, going to the first summer bikini party in like 2 weeks. going to be lots of booze too, im gonna makesure i chat the girls up extra hard just for you. sleep well <3

>>13791299

why dont you become a soundcloud rapper? then girls wont care about your age

>>13791299
>mfw 27 and still a virgin

>>13791345

Carry the light for us, zoomer. Carry the light.

>>13791299
Kel I'm 32 and roam around Asia fucking 18 and 19 year olds without a condom. The dumb teen pussy is there...you just fucked up and married one.

>>13791299
Imagine being +30 yr old and still thinking sex with random whores is this cool and important. Get over yourself and find something more important to worry about. Grow up.

t. 24 yr old

>>13791364
just pay for its, its probably the healthiest option for your mental health. even just a handjibber

>>13791474
Thatll make it worse and he'll get hand herpes

>>13791167

The artist name is sky (freedom)

>>13791494
based, ty anon

>>13791481
ok i agree no jibbers

>>13791551
Because /biz/nessmen support each other, there is another artist you should be made aware of: kemuri haku

>>13791379
Based. Imagine instead marrying, starting a big family, and growing old with a girl you knew since you both were kids. Which is the better feel I wonder

>>13791379
>>13791362
>>13791370
I regret not doing more of the stuff WHEN I would have found it cool and important. Now when I'm old I know both how easy AND meaningless it is. I don't want to do it now, I simply wish I had living life to the fullest when even such trivial victories would have made life seem enjoyable.
The point is that while you're young you can ride some dumb whore and feel like the king of the world. Now it feels like I still want it but in reality I'd just be bored, disgusted with myself and would probably enjoy the shower afterwards more than the sex.

>>13791345
Fucking based. Crack open a cold one for me lad.

>>13791607

Imagine wanting ANYTHING to do with women because you’re a boomer or incel.

>>13791574
Kind sir

>>13791299
It becomes harder and harder to make money as you get older. Finding well paid jobs is easy as fuck in your 20s. Once you reach 30, cognitive decline starts to set in and everything becomes more difficult.

>>13791738
It's true you get worse at doing actual work but you get way better at negotiation, letting you bullshit your way into a better position while being less qualified.
You could also start multiple small businesses as you get much better at cutting losses.

>>13791685
Imagine leaving behind no genetic legacy just because you're bitter

>>13791765
You need to have people skills to be able to do that. I’m an autist so I can’t do that and the only thing I’ve ever been good at is programming. But now that I’m in my 30s I can’t really compete with the 20-25 year olds that are replacing me and I make a lot less money now than I did 10 years ago.

>>13791799
That's harsh, sorry to hear that man. But be aware that you might actually not be suffering from cognitive decline or poor people skills, you could simply be out of sync with either current meme practices or corporate (((culture))).
Have you considered moving to a place where the job market is less inclined to follow the hot new trend in male coder hairstyle and cares more about experience and ability? Such as central / eastern europe?
the $ is less but the cost of living is MUCH lower than the US so you can be saving more per paycheck.

>>13791848
Nah fuck that, I’m all in crypto now and living off my savings. If I don’t make it in the next couple years before I run out of money I’m just going to kms.

>>13791878
same boat as you but I'm living off of debt : )

>>13791682
The dream:
>smoke weed and doss around while chasing tail
>every day life pushes your dopamine buttons as new experiences and sensations overwhelm your feeble teenage mind
>you walk through your early years and eventually stumble into a well-paying easy-going career
>after sampling dozens of women you find one that you think you can really build something great with and settle down
>future looks great

The reality:
>smoke weed and doss around
>no money and no outlets for pent-up energies
>new experiences and sensations overwhelm your feeble mind, confusing you and causing you to distort events
>despite smashing hollow thots you still catch feels
>realize that you’re competing with guys older, more experienced and with more money than you
>turn to drugs and alcohol to cope
>lose all motivation for life and all potential for a well-paying career
>work a dead-end job with other losers
>despite your cynicism you discover a nice tradgf
>one year in she leaves you because your baggage is too heavy and you’re still working the same dead-end job
>as you take your antidepressants before bed you stare in the mirror and cry
>future looks bleak

>>13791927
I somehow did none of the first half.
>Focused on acquiring skills and a couple of connections
>At 17 turned to a profession that pays well and fits my personality
>At 30 earn good money relatively speaking and could switch to a higher pay with higher stress whenever I decide to
>buying a house with 2 sq km land surrounding it (bordering a river on one end and a forest on the other) mid june
>wife agrees on children.
>accidentally catch my own eyes in the bathroom mirror while brushing my teeth.
>the same look my dog gave me years ago while slowly dying. Asking to be allowed to go.
>future always, always looks bleak

>>13791878
>>13791904
Here's hoping you make it.

>>13791085
Blonde hair, wide hips and good sized breasts signaling fertility, exposed thighs and lower belly, smooth skin, assertively flirting and dressed looking like a typical young woman in her prime reproductive stage (16-19 yo).

Gee I wonder why this image that so masterfully appeals to our male base instincts to find a fertile mate to impregnate generates such massive interest.

One thing is for sure, the artist has some real talent.

>>13792014
Just because you are a dumb fucking boomer doesn't mean you can't treat depression. Bet you think your existential downfall is deeper than this, different and permanent.

I don't get how the energy drink girl led to all this

>>13791738

>Cognitive decline
>Not wanting to fuck every pussy with in eyeball distance the same at 33 as 15

Sure is low test in here boys, I’d start looking into supplements.

>>13791299
tfw I got hit on by this older neighbour girl of mine but I was too stupid to realize she wanted me to fuck her. Im a fucking retard and want to punch myself in the face.

>>13791364
Based. I'm 25 and managed to hold on to it as well.

>>13792788
Treated it once. Got better for a while. Now it's here again and doesn't want me to do anything about it. Who am I to argue with it? It's me.
>Bet you think your existential downfall is deeper than this, different and permanent.
You can ignore it and with the correct therapy completely stop feeling / thinking about it, but it's still happening on a cellular level.
You knees will never be as good as they were yesterday. Your back will never recover from that pain that started happening a year ago. That old trauma on your foot you got while lifting because you were a retard - this will end when you do.
Death's coming. It's not in a rush, but it's never taking a break either. Just slowly creeping towards you, seven days a week, 30-ish days a month, 12 months a year it's getting closer.
On the good days that kind of scary, on the bad days it isn't.

>>13791085
Change it to zil lol

>>13793344
That's fucking outstanding

>>13793344
Based

>>13793344
i think if u make shoes and wristband grey maybe cap too will be better

>>13791085
We create shota-coin.

>>13793270
>You knees will never be as good as they were yesterday. Your back will never recover from that pain that started happening a year ago. That old trauma on your foot you got while lifting because you were a retard - this will end when you do.
this is kind of inspirational anon...

>>13793344
was looking for this. saved

>>13793866
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY! I'LL BUY 100K!

I goddamn love shotas.

>>13791364
Alcohol is your friend anon. Drunk bitches will fuck anything.

>>13791299
DELET THIS

>>13791299
Did...did you at least take her virginity anon?

>>13794295
>western women past 18
>virgin
pick one and only one

>>13794315
>past 18
Anon, I...

>>13794719
Here in Brazil anyone over 14 is no longer virgin

>>13791085
me on the bottom (out of frame)

>>13795485
Except me

>>13791299
>>13791315
>protip your wife only does it to keep you happy
That's kinda beautiful in an upside down way.

>>13795768
Y-you too

>>13791299
>tfw my childhood friend's mom tried to fuck me when i was 10 but i got nervous and left

>>13795768
like that story about the wife who sells her hair to buy her husband a pocketwatch chain, and her husband who sells his pocketwatch to buy her a comb.

>>13791379
Based anon.

If anon is 32 and thinks banging 18-19 yes olds is fun, he's obviously not as good at pulling pussy as he thinks, or he'd be getting laid by someone that knows how to fuck him back.

I just see a wealthy-enough neckbeard dutifully pumping away at some poor 3rd world Asian girl hoping he'll take her out of that shithole.

Am I right anon?

>>13795768
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>>13791299
>>13791315
>MFW I realize I'll never have a wife with which to unselfishly sacrifice for only to have it be a hilarious misunderstanding.
Why even live?