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Alright so here’s the one thread to rule all threads for Chainlink for the next 24 hours faggots, listen up:

Chainlink is the best performing coin this year - FACT

Chainlink is now in the top #25 on Coinmarketcap- FACT

Chainlink is doing more than most coins in the top 10-15 - FACT

Price has held up very strong around $1.20 even after this last btc dip , which is a good sign and is bullish - FACT

Organic, steady growth on chart - FACT

More and more average crypto investors will start hearing about Chainlink - FACT

Chainlink owns SmartContract.com - FACT

For the supply , Chainlink is very undervalued right now at only a little above $1 - FACT

This is easily a $3-5 coin in next few weeks - months . Assuming the crypto market is stable / btc continues to be stable at current prices or goes up, Chainlink will easily be at least $10 and in the top 10 .

>> No.13792208

Israel has no right to exist - FACT

>> No.13792209

>>13792194
Agree OP, based and very redpilled

>> No.13792226

It doesn't solve the oracle problem because it isn't trustless - FACT
trust and reputation are basically synonymous - FACT
It solves sybil by reputation and KYC which is nothing but TRUST in a central authority, aka the government - FACT

>> No.13792273
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>>13792194
Sergey loves big macs - fact
Adelyn can't spell - fact
Thomas will snap your neck - fact
Rory is a cuck - fact

>> No.13792279

>>13792226
Reputation metrics are based on smart contracts and performance as a node operator, not some fuckwit vouching for another fuckwit- FACT

Sergey could have released a (((mainnet))) to make quick bucks in May last year. Why did they wait till now... cos mainnet WILL have use, day one - FACT

>> No.13792284

>>13792226
Explain yourself then pussy.
You can’t because you’re talking out of your cunt.

>> No.13792314

hold up.
is there going to be a bitcoin mainnet?

>> No.13792406

>>13792194
Just briefly looked at the price history. I get it now. You bought in at max price and are trying to get your money back. Stop doubling down Anon. Invest in gold and silver.

>> No.13792491

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY! HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

>> No.13792613

>>13792208
Israel existence is willed by g-d - FACT

>> No.13792650

>>13792273
Where's the unphotoshopped version?

>> No.13792821

>>13792208
You've never been there.

>> No.13793284

>>13792491
Something something definition insanity maniac every thread

>> No.13794414

>>13792491
you are a MANIAC

>> No.13794862
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13794862

Thanks for this OP. Holding 4700 LINK, feeling very comfy.

>> No.13794894

>>13792208
Is this the new "All women are whores"?

>> No.13794906
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>>13794894

This thread is now about all kinds of red pills

>> No.13795069

>>13794862
Why did you stop accumulating, fren?

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13795162

>>13795069

Here's why.

>> No.13795192

>>13792194
> Assuming the crypto market is stable
ok here's the chainlink blackpill:
there is no mainnet on 30th May 2019
it already launched together with ethereum back in 2015

>> No.13795195

>>13792208
This post is based - FACT

>> No.13795221

>>13792194
Eric Holder had Paul Walker assassinated to cover up his illegal gun smuggling operation in Mexico known as Fast and Furious. - FACT

>> No.13795255

>>13792194
>Chainlink owns SmartContract.com
SmartContract.com owns chainlink

>> No.13795326

>>13795255

JUST. LIKE. THAT.

>> No.13795366

I would be extremely surprised if link is below $3 by May - FACT

>> No.13795423
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>>13792194
ok, here's the chainlink redpill:
1. there is no mainnet event planned on 30th of May, because project was launched together with ethereum back in 2015
2. free trustless json parser already exists:
https://jsonformatter.org/json-parser

3. why would anyone in the world use another worthless utility erc20 token
written in pure javascript to parse small self-executing bits of code
allowing to connect smart contracts to real world data feeds
and the most important part:
4. the core javascript module was hacked earlier today
total vaporwave

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>> No.13795458

>>13794862
You should have bought more

>> No.13795948

>>13795458

If your granny had balls she'd be your granda

>> No.13795967

Imagine thinking you need to shill this project to anyone. This is proof that an entirely new wave of newfags have come through.

>> No.13795992
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>>13795948

>> No.13796197

>>13795992

LIEKAT DOYEEE

>> No.13796245

>>13792613
Faggot

>> No.13796259

>>13792821
It's the fag capitol of the world ,why would a straight guy go there?

>> No.13796326

>>13792613
The demon vampire jew can’t even type the word “God” without melting

>> No.13796453

>>13792194
And we’re back up again motherfuckers

>> No.13796509

>>13796453

Fabulous isnt it. Think how you'll reflect on these days in the future. Glowing.

>> No.13796543

>>13792208
>January 1st, 2021
>I wake up around noon and check coinmarketcap
>$1050
>I spent New Years Eve alone as usual
>I think about all the memes, all the threads spammed on the Chainlink board of 4channel last night
>All the fud about dropping back to $800
>We finally broke $1,000
>I walk outside and get an Uber to the airport
>I only have the 300 Link I managed to buy early 2020, but I started making enough off staking to quit my job
>I fly to the Cryonics center I've been in touch with
>In the waiting room I browse /link/ (a board made when some anon bought 4channel with his Link gains last August)
>half the threads are anons showing off their yachts, huge orgies, paying homeless people to let them beat the shit out of them, you get the idea
>I wish I'd had gotten in earlier - a few anons were living like literal kings now, complete with their own fledgling countries
>a couple more livestreams pop up - more nolinker suicides
>the jannies quickly take them down
>the doc takes my phone and we make small talk until I slip into the abyss
>Im declared dead
>This sets off my contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within oracles
>The first contract releases the payment to the Cryonics organization
>Immediately after my Link portfolio is reorganized by a series of contracts written to stake my Link automatically for safe profits
>years pass and an army of profit taking contracts are at work, diversifying my portfolio into various assets for another level of security
>100 years pass and the stop loss contracts still haven't kicked in
>As if no time had passed at all I'm awake, for a second I think I'm still waiting to be put into Cryogenic sleep

1/2

>> No.13796550

>>13796543
>A new doctor is explaining everything to me
>He hands me the shoebox I put some possessions in - a photo of my family, a photo of my cat, my first Ledger Nano
>I can tell this body isn't organic, but it looks completely natural
>The doctor shows me my portfolio
>Adjusted for inflation, I'm the equivalent of a 2021 billionaire
>I pay for an ego backup
>A sensor imbedded in my body serves as an oracle, if I die my consciousness will immediately be restored in a new body
>I spend some decades roaming Earth, talking to the other old Linkers
>Learn that ayys made first contact soon after our societal and technological development was spurred on by smart contracts
>Pay homage to the statue of Sergey Nazarov, standing in the center of what was once Israel
>Send 1 Link to the janitors wallet as he scrubs Sergey's giant stone feet
>He gets a notification and realizes he's suddenly a rich man
>Exclaims he can finally buy his freedom, breaks down crying tears of happiness
>Figure I've had enough of Earth, pay a ship building company to make me a vessel resembling the one I once flew in EVE Online
>Explore the stars and meet all sorts of interesting people and space niggers using worm holes rendered traversable by some alien technology
>Enter the infinite
What are you gonna do when you make it, anon?

>> No.13796603

>>13795326
AAAAAOOOOOGGGHHHH

>> No.13796604
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Fun Fact: A stable coin erc-722 will be used eventually by the chain link team to satisfy institutions.

>> No.13796724

>>13796550
This

>> No.13796789

>>13796543
>>13796550
I will single-handedly burn to ash and rubble every single Cronics center on the planet by the year 2025 using an acid sprayer and a blunt axe while blasting Stickerbrush Symphony (Bramble Blast) from DKC 2

>> No.13796800

>>13792194
Op is a faggot - FACT

sage

>> No.13796965

>>13792194
> Chainlink is the best performing coin this year - FACT
Chainlink is a token, not a coin - FACT

>> No.13797880

Exciting times all the same, I can't wait to see what the next 7 days hold

>> No.13797970

>>13794862
what app is this?

>> No.13798032
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13798032

Staying stinky

>> No.13798118

>>13797970

Delta, it's free and works on desktop and mobile.

>> No.13798613

>>13795162
That's some nice loss porn here. Thanks anon

>> No.13798951

>>13798613

Ugh, its awful. It's my entire life savings as well - I had saved a deposit for a mortgage and the euphoria got the better of me.

True bagholder – LINK has been my only glimmer of hope.

>> No.13799031

>>13794906
That's great and all, but I know many women who contradict one or more of these traits
This is just an amalgamation of the worst and most annoying trappings of women we've all met in real life
One could just as easily make a charicature of the average American man and throw in every shitty characteristic you see in the most hickish, dull, unkempt, autismal, or gets-mad-over-dumb-little-shit men that we've all met in real life

>> No.13799528

>>13792208
As someone who has a lot of Jewish friends and acquaintances I completely disavow and condemn your remarks. You'd be looking at 5 knuckles aimed at your face if I happened to be in earshot of your comments.

>> No.13799616

>>13792208
based and factpilled

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>>13799528
fuck you and all of your little rat friends, you all will burn in hell for eternity.

>> No.13799685

>>13795433
Eric Holder lied and Paul Walker died.

>> No.13799712

>>13792613
Type the word jew or god pls.

>> No.13799751

>>13799528
Shut the fuck up kike lover. You're going into the oven with them.

>> No.13799775

>>13792194
No blog post - FACT