/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13785824
Remove the TV, it's useless.

>>13785854
comfy
sleep in armchair all DAY
I'm only 19 and I have the needs of a senior citizen - I'm not gonna make it bros

>>13785824
Remove the console, it's useless

The only thing I'd add is a comfy bed and a shitload of waifu posters

>>13785824
Get rid of that garbage and tear that nasty carpet up. Hardwood floor, battle station, and a floor mattress, all I want.

I’d clean up the mess on the counter and manage the cables better. And throw in a vr station as well. Then its perfect

>Falling for the rental jew

>>13785854
based cord-cutter

Mine was like this when I got flooded out of my apartment and lost 90% of my furniture
New place only had my computer desk and a bed.
Was fucking tight because I had a large ass room I could use for VR
shit was tight

>>13785884
kek just wait until you are 30
just standing up to make yourself some food hurts

>>13785824
My current apartment (renting) literally only has my bed, a large desk + computer, books, two chairs and some speakers. It's comfy as fuck.

I will probably buy some furniture later this year once I have bought my own apartment, but I honestly don't need it.

this is why you get MARRIED

>>13786125
i'll be 30 in a few months
don't remind me

buying a shit ton of furniture for an apartment is kinda shit
especially if you have to move to a new apartment. shit's hard to carry, and it won't fit as well in the new place
buying furniture for a house makes sense though

>>13785923

>Falling for bloated housing market Jew

"The market is hot, goy. Its always a good time to buy."

>>13785854
absolutely and unequivocally based

>>13786125
In my 20s I would have called you a faggot. Now that I'm 31 I get random pain in my right knee out of nowhere and then it goes away. D-do I have knee cancer?

>>13785824
>tfw I live in a shoebox smaller than that shit
something like >>13786198
and I feel sad and ashamed of living like this ;_;
so much that I don't invite anyone other than my mom, not even women...

>>13786125
>>13786307
wtf? are you guys fat? I'm >30 and while I do feel pain sometimes, it's al

>>13786691
>it's al
crap, was writing and accidentally pressed the button
it's always been like this, but the pain only happens once a week or so

>>13786691
>and I feel sad and ashamed of living like this ;_;
speaking of which, is it normal to feel ashamed for this? do you think I should not give a shit?

>>13786215
dumbest post of the thread

>>13786215
cucked and bluepilled

>>13785824
That chair is comfier than mine

>>13786307
Fuck, I'm 31 too and my joints are starting to hurt, I can't bend down as easily as I used to. I'm not even fat.

Holy fuck have you guys ever exercised? I'm 28 and people think I'm like 20

Post the girl-ified version with the 'live love laugh' poster, Eiffel tower wall thing and random cushions everywhere.

>>13787160

I lived like this for 3 years. Mattress on floor, sleeping bag on top, Dragon dildos scattered all over the apartment. Got evicted for destroying the bathroom (by mistake) because the drywall got fucked up due to taking 3 hour long showers and pounding my was against the wall where I had rigged the sex toys at waist level.

They tried to sue me for $19k worth of damage but I got out of it with a mental health diagnosis. It was pretty embarrassing but Im better now and haven't stuck anything up my butt in years.

Moving out in less than 2 months. Amazing how much stuff you need, especially if you like to cook. Here is my list. Just went to Target today.

>>13787281
>haven't stuck anything up my butt in years.
That's good to hear.

>>13787193
nice wood trim, anon. Where do you live, Aspen or something?

>>13787317
Look into getting a slow cooker, they’re pretty handy

>>13787317
Half that list is garbage

>>13787281
funny thing, I basically ruined my bathroom in kind of the same way. I'd take a potent mix of DMT, harmalas, and viagra and take 6 hour steaming hot sauna baths with the vents taped shut. I'd traverse hyperspace in my bathtub spaceship while riding an onahole nonstop the entire time (serotonin agonists like DMT turn off your cum reflex so no matter how hard you bate you can never come, you just edge yourself into a deep trance state of infinite sexual bliss). After a half dozen of those episodes the walls and ceiling had all turned slick black with mold.

Weirdly enough when I moved out the landlord didn't ding me for it at all. And now where I live there's just a shower stall so I had to put a pause on the hyperspace bating.

>>13787342
Wasn't mine. Just posted another image instead of the one they wanted.

>>13787365
Never used one. I cook the old fashioned way.

>>13787393
But why anon? Doesn't factor in stuff that I already have.

>>13787405
Even if I believed you, your dick would be bleeding raw. Not possible.

>>13786125

I'm 32 and literally stronger and slimmer than I've ever been. Hit the gym weightlifting and walk 5-7 miles a day.

>>13787445
>Hit the gym weightlifting and walk 5-7 miles a day.
Sure, if I didn't work.

>>13786256
the biggest housing bubble burst and prices only went down 10% and recovered in a short few years.
you are just a doomer who thinks the crash will mean 20k houses for you and your neet mates.

>>13785824
>falling for the rental jew/mortgage meme
>not outright buying a small house on a tiny plot of land

>>13787492
Protip: The bubble never burst

>>13787485

Lol all you have to do is 1x every 3-4 days, 30 minutes each session.

You really should walk every day though. Work is no excuse. Just practice intermittent fasting and walk during your lunch or something.

>>13787506
>2 doors on that little cuck shack

dumb

>>13786125
fucking white people your physical genetics are shit.

all white people i know get old too fast

must be the price to pay for high IQ

>>13787443
Some onaholes are pretty soft

>>13787562
Houses are legally required to have at least two doors so you can escape during home invasion.

>>13787562
The right side is a bicycle garage

>>13787529
Kinda this
it deflated, and they patched a hole

>>13787590
why would you need to escape if you had an AR-15 with a 30 round magazine?

>>13787405
you fucking what

>>13787575

It's the price of sugary diets and an imbalance of Omega-6 to Omega-3 fats via the industrial use of seed oils in every fucking processed piece of food.

>>13787443
Definitely plenty of chafing by the end of it but never any blood. Nothing a few days of rest won't heal up. I make my own lube using Jlube, it's extremely slick and minimizes friction while maximizing sensation.

Literally not a single word of any of this is a lie, I'm thinking of moving again and one of the bigger reasons is just so I can have a bathtub again so I can pick back up with my hyperspace jerkoff sessions. Of course I could do all this on a couch or something but it's just not the same without the water and steam. Plus my cats get stressed out when I do all this out in the living room.

Pic related = world's best onahole, Tomax 2D Wavy Ripple Succubus in soft, it's like $30 and is the best thing your dick will ever feel. Do it a favor and pick one up along with a bottle of JLube. You don't know what you're missing.

>>13787609

Cut or uncut?

>>13787596
What's the point of these tiny homes? Where are people going to put them? People who live in fucking trailers still need to pay for somewhere to park it.

>>13787609
>hyperspace jerkoff sessions
I want one of these

>>13787562
>buying a house too big for your needs and being enslaved to the bank via mortgage is better because it's not a cuck shack

>>13787609
btw, do you over post on /jp's onahole general?

>>13787405
>these people give financial advise

>>13787590
>>13787603
Too hard to handle an AR-15 when you're carrying a TV

>>13787660
Look at the haggard pieces of pussy wall street traders pay for $5000 a pop. You don't know shit.

>>13787193
It might be nice if it wasn't located in Minnesota. How are your Somalian neighbors treating you anon?

>>13787281
>>13787405
I'm never taking advice from /biz/ again.

>>13787609
>zero results found

>>13787628
Uncut, I (truly, unironically and not maliciously at all) feel sorry for any cutfags who will never know the pleasure of gently stimulating the tens of thousands of fine touch nerve endings on their foreskin all at once while gently penetrating a warm wet orifice (onahole, human or otherwise).

>>13787652
Extract your own DMT and harmalas (both cheap to do and fun to learn how to do) and find some sildenafil or tadalafil from an RC site and you too can bate in space, fren. All that plus an onahole and some lube will cost you less than $200 to acquire in all likelihood. You could also take traditional ayahuasca but I prefer the pharma route as the nausea from ayahuasca gets in the way of sexy time.

Never change 4chan

>>13787609
>Plus my cats get stressed out when I do all this out in the living room.
I am kekking IRL imagining some 30 year old fat virgin hopped up on drugs, face red and eyes bulging, beating his meat to a pulp with a plastic vagina and shrieking while kitty cowers in the corner and hisses at penis

>>13787735
lads, this specimen has quite possibly used engineering of a superior product as a means to out-evolve the instinct to seek the companionship of a human female. Is this the next step in human evolution?

>>13787784
>hyperspace jerk Off session
Or
>annoying fat girlfriend

>>13787529
S-so whens it going to burst then?

>>13787780
fapping so loud and hard the cat gets visibly nervous

>>13787732
7 results for me. You must be blocked in Eurozone.

>>13787735
any link on reading about how to do any of this?
I've got the ona but not the hyperspace fap session

>>13787609
Last time you said regular firmness, now soft, which one is it?

>>13787837
when everything else bursts
google "the everything bubble"

>>13787405
Which drug allows you to do that? Or is it that specific combination? Have you tried it with a partner/escort?

I've personally been practicing NEOs (non-ejaculatory orgasms) with my girlfriend, so basically we have sex and I'm edging the entire time, but I usually end up failing to hold it in after about an hour or two (she's a freak in bed and loves taking it all day even though she says her pussy already hurts).

Your drug concoction sounds like something I could really use. Especially if it's something still useful with a partner.

>>13787281
And I thought I was fucked up for fapping to vanilla porn 1-2 hours a day.

>>13787865
Spooky, but I'll give it a read.

>>13787405
tl;dr of >>13787923
what's the minimum required drugs I have to take to achieve this? I don't really want to take any extra drugs that aren't necessary for this.

>>13787193
Based and Minnesota pilled

>>13787405
what the fuck did i just read

>>13787735
When I was in collage and fucking around with RCs i would regularly fap while smoking jwh-018 and 5-MeO-DMT. Good times. Dont do too much of either tho or you will feel like shit

>>13787405
>>13787609
Kek. 50% of me thinks you're sad, 50% wants to try it.

Well that sure went in different directions than I had anticipated

>>13788043
best thread on biz right now

>>13787485

"To people who tell me they don't have time to work out, I tell them, then you better make time for illness and old age, because those are both coming, and they're gonna hit you a lot harder for never keeping yourself in shape."

>>13787861
I'm honored you remembered, fren. It's true, I used to prefer regular but I found it tore up my dick too fast and it was a little too much of a brute force instrument. I really prefer soft now, the sensations are much silkier and more subtle and when you're hopped up on tryptamine psychedelics your abilities of tactile discernment are greatly enhanced so there's really no need to brute force the matter. If the unit came in a very soft I have a feeling I would even prefer that, at this point.

>>13787856
There is nothing special or original about whacking off on psychedelics, you just need the psychedelics and your whacking-off implement. You will, though, almost certainly need ED medication to counteract the limp dick effects of the DMT. You could also simply use another psychedelic like shrooms or LSD, so long as they mindfuck you hard enough and sufficiently suppress your cum reflex. I prefer the DMT+harmala experience because harmaline, the MAOI inhibitor that makes DMT active in the body, is effective in its own right at putting you in an extremely deep, receptive trancelike state.

Give me just a moment and I'll describe my own routine in detail in another post.

>>13788170
>Give me just a moment and I'll describe my own routine in detail in another post.
please do
you should post on /jp's eternal onahole thread, too

>>13788170
You're weird and in need of bullying. Doing this will give you ED. Honestly just see escorts or prostitutes. This way you're having real sex.

>>13788170
This is (or was) my routine:

>pop 10-20mg tadalafil (cialis) to ward against limp dick
>I also have 25mg pills of viagra on hand to take as needed (more rapid action than cialis)
>Take 200mg harmaline, extracted from syrian rue
>wait an hour for total MAO inhibition
>50-70 mg clean extracted DMT, either ingested or smoked
>get in the tub, have onahole on hand and fresh lube made
>have a kindle fire in there propped up on the toilet seat which is streaming my desktop
>load a porn slideshow (I am a furry so the porn is very colorful/artistic/aesthetic, fun to look at on drugs)
>lube up and work into a rhythm with the onahole
>once I get going, the rule is I'm not allowed to stop bating except to reapply lube or if I'm about to come
>if I'm about to come, it means the DMT is wearing off so I need to redose (easy to do with a pipe, takes longer if ingesting)
>work up to a trancelike rhythm where I am overcome with penile pleasure which almost becomes like torture (because it is so intense and makes me want to come, but I can't come)
>subdue my brain which is telling me to squirm around and stop jerking, anything to get away from this intense pleasure
>eventually my defenses dissolve and I give up my resistance
>muscles go slack, resistance turns to acceptance and I accept my fate as I start getting totally consumed and overcome by pulsating tidal waves of intense dick pleasure
>keep focusing on relaxation, acceptance, and surrender as I explore this new universe of pure pleasure as my mind bounces around between my imagination, memory, old dreams, future aspirations, porn on the kindle, in a glorious schwozzed-out psychic mishmash
>do this for 4-6 hours, no breaks allowed
>when the drugs finally wear off, still don't allow myself to come
>shower up and go to bed with blue balls, my dick still buzzing and my head still wozzed out

Shit's really, really, really, really fun. And profound, if you can believe it.

>>13788212
That costs a lot more and you can catch STDs. This whole hyperspace jerk off session sounds entirely next level. I want what that Anon has, unironicaly.

I want to go even further and see God with psychedelics as I am experiencing the most orgasmic pleasure I ever had.

>>13788193
I might do so. I'm feeling wistful as I haven't been able to do this routine in about 9 months now. It would feel nice to share it with people who understand the power a plastic vagina has to change a man's life for the better.

>>13788318
My God. Imagine explaining this to someone 200 years ago.

My God.

>>13787629
It might be cool to throw down in your backyard and keep it for a neat kinda seating area during parties

>>13788318
>>load a porn slideshow (I am a furry so the porn is very colorful/artistic/aesthetic, fun to look at on drugs)
I like you already, anon

>>13787317
>40 bucks for a tea kettle
You can get that shit for like 8 at walmart

>>13788318
>>>/jp/21386838
you need to come open their worlds

>>13785824
My house has less than that. I have a mattress. I sleep next to a stack of drywall.

>>13788466
W-why do you have a stack of drywall?

>>13788373
we're in a brave new world, fren

>>13785824
Shes fucking right. Add a second fucking window???

>>13787841
>fapping so loud and hard the cat gets visibly nervous
dear god why am i stuck here

>>13785854
Based for the most part but there are a lot of good channels and videos, especially for finance on youtube and it's comfier to watch on tv.

JFC, this thread...

>>13789020
best on biz right now

>>13789085
Best on biz for a long time
>>13789020
You must be new here. Shit like this is fucking hilarious.

>>13785824
on the following tweets she showcases the clunk that she brought inside

>>13787492
>20k
more like 5

>>13785824

>>13786691
Most of the work I do for my company is blue collar. My left knee is fine, only my right for some reason.

>>13785824
I live in an all aluminium aerostream like trailer thats being illigally rented out by the landlord amidst 3million dollar homes.

It would be ok if the bathroom wasnt an RV one (they all suck) and at sucks when its cold

Otherwise I have a private yard with a little stream and a grill.

>>13788476
Because I am remodeling my house. I bought it started remodeling it. I had proper bed in the basement but the crickets kept me up so I drug a mattress upstairs into one of the bedrooms so it will still be ease to move when I do flooring. The mattress is my only furniture except I sometimes drink beer in the basement and sit on the old box springs.

>>13789664
Finishing my railings for my cuck entry. Next, flooring, litchen window, the kitchen then furniture.

>>13786125
I'm 31, 6'4 and my knee joints are sore as fuck.

>>13787281
based and dildopilled

>>13786215
hahahahahahah
you're funny

>>13789703
That's because of your height. Joints weren't designed for giants.

>>13789703
29, 6'3", played football and fucked up my right knee that way

>all these old af 30 year old boomers with body pains

feels good to be 26 and listening to gucci gang every day

I just wanted to see some pictures of apartments

>>13788318
This sounds cool and all, but I feel this would be much more satisfying with a person in a similar state, instead of beating your meat silly with a toy.

>>13785884
Start exercising, even if it's just a 10-15 minute jog around the block each day.

I kind of like clutter. It makes apartments feel comfy.

>>13787705
they're not NEARLY as widespread as /pol/ makes them out to be. I trust them more than the polyamorous white cucks all around me

t. minneapolis

>>13789800

6'4 is king of manlets.

>>13786215
Honestly women are homemakers, so yeah doing this will solve the issue.

>>13786125
I'm 32 and you just get used to random pains. It's not like it's worse than when you're 24, it's just old hat.
>wake up
>oh wow my back is stiff
>sit down
>oh wow my knee hurts after i gave it a break
you just get used to it, it's not any worse, just vaguely more frequent and familiar.

>>13786215
If you get married while owning a place like this, does that help or hurt you in divorce court?

>>13785824
Replace the tv with a $100 ThinkPad and it's perfect

>>13787405
>you just edge yourself into a deep trance state of infinite sexual bliss

TOPKEK

>>13785854
This. It and cable are fucking obsolete thanks to the Internet.

>>13788689
>especially for finance on youtube
Doubt

My gf wants to put loads of furniture and stupid photos and rugs in my house wtf do I do

I want a house like OP image

>>13787405
Based hyperspace poster

>>13787735
what is your heritage?

>>13789664
based

>>13787281
God this is so hot. But I'm imagining you as a chubby girl

>>13785854
no tv, where else do you stare at when stoned?

>>13789209
based

>>13789209
Nicer than my chair. Congrats.

>>13790052
pretty soon you'll see boxes from west elm at your door. its too late.

>>13787405
That's some next level fapping.

Most I've done while tripping sexually is a load a weed, a hot shower and massaging myself for a good 30-45 minutes before jerking it.

Furry part is interesting. Like catgirls, not full on furry, but a nephew picked up on my catgirl desktop backgrounds and is now an self-identified gay furry. Gets made fun of by family, but not around him, so I defend his right. Ok with trans people, but bash on furries. Both are ok in my book.

>>13787506
I wish the manufactured (mobile) homes guy would come back.

>>13787119
I have the same issue here. I'm 24 and people tell me I look a lot younger. I just have exercised from time to time since young and eat lots of meat, eggs, etc and also some supplements.

We are the kind of people that makes it to +90 or 100 in good health. Maybe more if we take anti aging compounds. I plan on getting to 140-150 years at least and in good health.

>>13786768
all them computers to run winamp?

>>13787405
What is it about this board that attracts so many kinds of weirdos?
Not that I'm not a weirdo myself, just wondering.

>>13790782
imagine how much matic will be worth then

>>13787841
KEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEK

>>13790209
its a guy you degenerate

>>13790813

Small, slow board, formed to talk about a nonsense subject.

>>13785824

>>13785920
I like how you think

>>13788318
jesus christ. get a girlfriend you disgusting incel

>>13791044
So this turned into a high jerking thread.

Pro-tip; start jerking to gay porn when high. Yes i know your "straight"

Thank me later.

Anyone else gay-pilled?

>>13791168
i can´t stop it anymore heeeeeeeeelp
i only get hard for transporn anymore

>>13786125
31, I've had back surgery for a herniated disc. Currently wareing a halter monitor because my heart has been going too fast randomly in conjunction with severe gerd and esophageal spasms. I feel like I'm suddenly 70.

>>13785824
yeah what tarts that tv is way too small

>>13785824
she doesn't love me she just loves the size of my tv

>>13785824
I miss my old apartment, tv + sofa + standing pole club ashtray
Since I got married it's full of designer furniture
At least wife buys it all with her money, I just keep buying shitcoins, weed and video games

>>13788318
Please tell me someone has all this screenshotted

>>13785854
I think you meant no cable or some DVR shit
My TVs have life for vidya and kino

>>13787654
>not building his own house and enjoying the extra legroom and future proofing it for offspring

>>13786125
32, no workout or real selfcare and dont experience any pains.

heart arrythmia on the other hand...
thats fucked up

>>13787609
>hyperspace jerkoff sessions
No such thing. You are like a mouse hitting the reward lever again and again and again except with a lame ass story to justify it. Pathetic.

>>13786125
I'm 31 and in the best shape of my life. What the fuck are you doing?

>>13791857
Literally this. I'm early 20s, and fitter, richer, and more confidant than my godforsaken 20s. Rolling in bitches as well thanks to meditation and pick up community. Some people just give up and fade into oblivion like the useless cucks they were born to be. baka.

30s. *

>>13786237
No, it's really not like that at all.

Eat properly ( actually eat properly, not meme diets like keto and atkins) Whole grains, nuts + seeds, veggies, fruits, water, lean meats, yogurt, etc

move around 70% of your day 5/7 days of your week.

aside from incurable diseases and ailments, broken bones etc, there is NO REASON AT ALL to not live a healthy, relatively pain free life YOUR WHOLE LIFE. You've been tricked into thinking you need to start planning for canes and cozy chairs at 30 - so sad. get up, get moving! stop eating like shit, and quit being a degenerate fuck.

>>13786215
cringed and cuckpilled