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I GOT PINK EYE BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING BRAP POSTING MEME AHHHHH

>develop braphog fetish from this fucking website
>3 months with steady fuckbuddy/semi-gf from tinder with a fat brapper
>ask her during sex to fart directly in my face, with my nose between her cheeks
>She's visibly uncomfortable but goes along with it
>smells really bad and I lose my boner (she doesn't notice because I jerked myself back up from behind)
>Wake up the next morning with FUCKING PINK EYE
>Complain to fuckbuddy and tell her its her fault
>She ghosts me entirely
>emotionally distraught, so I cave into FET pump, selling my link stack
>Lose half my stack overnight

I FUCKING HATE THIS PLACE. YOU'VE RUINED ME FINANCIALLY AND ROMANTICALLY.

BAN BRAP POSTERS NOW!!!!

>> No.13782307

nice humble brag, normal fag

>> No.13782327

>>13782295
You're a fucking normie and I hope you lose everything.
Only wizards can hold LINK.

>> No.13782348

Unironically you deserve everything for sticking your nose in someones ass. Fucking degenerate. This ass shit is the same meme as the squirting shit from a year or 2 ago; literally fetishizing piss and shit. Degenerate fucks.

>> No.13782364

>ask her during sex to fart directly in my face, with my nose between her cheeks
its you bro

>> No.13782378
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>>13782295
> Not having BRAP safety goggles

>> No.13782383

>>13782307
>>13782327
FUCKING SHOW A FELLOW LINK MARINE SOME COMPASSION.

Everyone told me it was going to dip and I already missed out on Matic. I thought FET would help me stack extra linkies. I'm loyal to the cause.

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13782400

nice larp faggot

Still keked though

>> No.13782441

>>13782364
How hard is it to clean your asshole? I had put the idea in her head for a few days beforehand and so she should have come prepared.

Also, to every'imagine the smell' poster, I don't fucking have to anymore. It is putrid. The whiff of shit is boner suffocating.

>> No.13782452

>falling for 3d brapps

Never gonna make it

>> No.13782490
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>>13782295

>> No.13782493

>>13782441

>fag confirmed

>> No.13782505

Gave me a boner reading this anon

>> No.13782521

>>13782400
imagine not believing this is a larp

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13782524

Quality thread. Definitely learned a lot about business and finance.

>> No.13782575

>>13782524
One meta discussion of board culture is permitted on each board, cunt

>> No.13782775

>>13782295
You have never had sex in your entire life.

>> No.13782855

>>13782378
Upvoted

>> No.13783030

Nice blog. Now fuck off back to your cage, /r9k/

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>>13782295

>> No.13783107

>>13782295
Cool story

>> No.13783138

most definitely larping but in some odd twisted way it could be real

>> No.13783146

>>13782295
You dont deserve link, you excrement huffing nigger

>> No.13783172

>>13782295
kek you fucking retard its a meme. it started out as a meme to get people to stop posting girls asses all the time. then it just became a for the lulz thing. i cant believe zoomers are actually becoming fart fetishists because of this shit lmao

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>>13782348
BRAAAAAP

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>>13783196

>> No.13783681

>>13782295
brapper means ass, not farts
dumbass

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>>13782295

>he fell for all the retarded biz memes

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>>13782295
>not priding yourself as an asseater
You will never make it anon

>> No.13784055

You deserve it, only fags are into ass play of any kind.

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>>13782295

If you aren’t milk pilled I don’t know what to tell you

>> No.13784239

>>13782295
Same bro. A girlfriend brapped in my mouth and I got a pimple inside my mouth because of it

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>>13783172

>> No.13784512

>>13784184
This. Don't be an ass loving NIGGER. Tits = good mother = attractive to high test men.

>> No.13784543

Lmao as a decade old oldfag, this brings joy to my heart. Listen faggot, the brap copypasta is a prime example of poe's law. Look it up, you fucking newfaggoty piece of shit. And next time come to your fucking senses.

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>>13782295
Kek

>> No.13784876

>>13782295
>Falling for the BRAP meme.

You do know that the BRAP meme is a psyop created by fart fetishists to normalize their degenerate behavior?

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>>13784876
Never cared for farts but who doesnt love a good brapper

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>>13782383
>t. didn't grow up with brothers
Better luck next time dweeb

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>>13782295
>he didn't close his eyes
What are you, stupid?

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>>13782383
You have sex. That is subject to dishonorable discharge article 15.
You are NOT a LINK Marine.