/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13774265
great taste

>>13774293
Thanks. Note that the saving of the OP pic is authorized for /smg/ regulars only.

OMG it's red, fucking sell everything!

>>13774265
I see more red than I like.
Learning everyday though.

UP DOWN UP DOWN.
Market can't make up its mind. VYM for the long-term win.

In case any of you niggas own Indian stocks, sell hdfc. It's going to crash tomorrow.
-your friendly neighborhood aryaman

>>13774758
Current price 2,410.00INR +6.30 (0.26%)
I'll come back tomorrow

>>13774758
Why

>>13774758
How can anons into the Indian stock market as a foreigner? I saw several brokers who looked really easy to open an account with, but you already need some ID number from the Indian gummint which I don't have. Can foreigners get that?

THIRTY SIX MINUTES UNTIL WE ALL PERISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

buy your links, buy more fugs

intc anyone?

>>13775006
LOOOOOL

>>13775006
My INTC call due in July is currently down 90%.

Imagine not beign bearish on stock right now

PROTIP
R
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T
I
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>>13774910

It's not your turn to go on, Bobo!

First for

LCI - short squeeze when
GALT - wtf
SESN - lets go to $3
AMRS - why so boring

>>13775209
Only 13 minutes, gayboy.

>>13774611
Red open = Better to green you with

What ahve you retards done

>>13775379
That would explain why this thread is so dead, but what do you expect from anigays?

Someone redpill me on the stash app is it worth it? Also what are some good funds of theirs to throw money at?

friday only 3 red days so far....

rip qcom

soon

Someone tell Amyris to do something.

>>13776411
AMRS GO DOWN YOU FUCKING SLUT I WANT TO BUY MORE!

Ror! Two /smg/ threads?! This is better than when that guy tried really hard to make one in the same thread.

>tfw ended up holding SOXS overnight

The fuck is with this crab market? Is this good or bad when we go sideways forbalmost a year?

>>13776683
Its neutral

should I buy TVIX or SPXS today?

>>13776695
You could say the growth is catching up with the valuations meheheh ahahahahah

Intraday update for the basket weaving capital anime grill memefolio

>>13776613
OP of the other thread didn't put /smg/ in the subject line, so I couldn't find it and created this one. It's just retards all the way down, man.

>>13776683

The market is waiting for a catalyst for a move up or a move down.

All China needs to do is do the sample thing with Apple as Trump has done with Huawei, and the NDX will shit the bed.

>>13776754
... I forgot to post the pic

I want to sell my SOYB bags sooo bad like fuuuck
Go to 850

>>13776769
Oh god apple just got very tasty again... fuggggg

(Nintendo too...)

>>13776258
Who the fuck is this? Writes for Cramer?

Jesus would not approve of animals becoming reverends.

Hooray for TSLA cheapies!

This is so sad, we need to short Tesla somehow and long some American ETFs

PLEASE #METOO
DO SOMETHING GOOD FOR ONCE

PILE ON TO MCDOLAN BORGER
SUE THEM FOR EVERY DIME

>>13776847
Oops, was meant for
>>13776771

>>13776837
>he doesnt know
Short until $20, cover and buy more. Hodl and cry til it hits $10, then wait until $1000. Rich man will you be

>>13776783
The real thing, not the ETF?

Oh god I accidentally some BSV
Stonk market players shouldn’t fuck with crypto should we... I don’t know what I’m even doing...

I should’ve bought another share of apple instead :|

>>13776863
Cant short sell on the app. Can only buy.

>>13776890
BUFFETTSAMA
I HAVE FAILED YOU!

>>13776881
I got the etf but referring to the futures price

Friendly reminder to always write more calls

Anybody knows how long will it take for Ukraine bro to IPO his 500 $ fund with 1 TSLA share short and long of few ETFs ?
>>13776879
I'm not sure if Im dumb or genius but I frequently cover my short take proceeds and short for more shares. If you short from 300 to 0 you make 100%, if you short from 200 to 0 you are also making 100%. So taking money out and shorting with more money should make me more money, right? Or am I just dumdum

Wha~~~ LCI what u doing? Pulled back to previous close....

Also LCI just declared bankruptcy this morning LMFAO

https://www.latlmes.com/business/lannett-co-files-for-bankruptcy-ceo-under-investigation-for-money-laundering-1

>>13776971
Time to jump on the short bandwagon?

>>13775823
F

>>13776894
That will make losing all that money more difficult.

>>13776971
Ah! you got me senpai! Rick rolled!

some large spec buyers coming in for 3m

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

just bought the LOW dip. Div aristocrat with missed earnings based on pricing issues, just acquired a company to help streamline that same issue and beat on revenue. down 10% today.

Happy Humpday

>>13776837
Once telsas get old enough to start breaking down and meme features like motorized door handles stop working and people realize they can't service their car anywhere, there's gonna be big problems for tesla

>>13776970
>LCI
Going to buy some shares here

>>13777025
No, that's where they introduce custom Tesla auto shops to fix those problems. Just another opportunity for profit.

>>13777075
Wise choice fren. Remember to hodl in cash account!

must be nice to be rich and play golf every day

>>13777107
I won't let you down.

>>13776769

>>13777153

Oops, forgot to keep an eye on square, got distracted by Ratsu’s pizza play, apple cheapies, bitcorn and TGT mooning, wand whatever is happening with KR and MMM.

What was shotcallers thesis here?

>>13777138
It is

>>13774265
U start a thread with my painting of MY wives
I will allow only once

>>13777235

He suggested you put 20 inch rims on the Impala.

>>13777138
''golf'' is codeword for gay sex, why you think obama played it almost every day

>>13774265
>literal 18% dividend
Why aren't you all in?

Full margin on LCI?

>>13777258
>trump owns golf courses and plays all the time
>Obama was the basketball president
You got some of your facts mixed up there, chief.

But smoking is associated with risky behavior, and anal sex is pretty risky...

>>13777285
that sounds sustainable.

>>13777308
Plz no

>BREXIT: PM MAY WILL RESIGN TONIGHT - SKY TOLD BY ONE LAWMAKER

Bullish?

>>13777256
Nice
VERY Nice
Zoomerangs will NEVER understand

>>13777460
May has 'resigned tonight' quite a few times.

>>13777352
>new game: $80
>used game: $75
>ripping eyes out of game trade in/sell: .25c
>tfw profit 300x what you bought game for, AFTER he bought the same game from you for $80: priceless.

Sounds sustainable to me anon

>>13777460
I dont understand what’s so hard about brexit. Who gives a fuck if the EU is mad at you, the people voted to leave and they should honor that promise. It’s sad to see them bone the UK

>>13777526
cgi face

>average price: $2.96

>>13777563
>noticing her face
Anon, I

>>13777545
because you have to pass a deal through Parliament in UK, and there isn't enough votes for hard Brexit or for May's Brexit.

>>13777545
EU has laws , you want out you have to pay fines you agreed upon ,simply speaking
>Britain says "no fuck you"
>EU says, "fuck your fuck you" and says, if you get out, we will break all trade and digital routes between us
>Britain says oh shit, lets bluff "no, eu, you cant do that, I hold financial center of Europe in London"
which is true, but
>Eu_looks_at_frankfurt.gif
>Eu_looks_at_paris.gif
>thinking face
>"you know what, I think youre useless tbqh, we can manage without you"
>ohshit.jpg
>"ummmmmmmmm, lets have a deal then, EU?"
>"no"
>"ummmmmmmmmmmmm, pretty please?"
>"no"
and then May comes up with some sort of a deal which is basically UK bows to EU does everything EU wanted from the beginning AND keeps all ties and regulations with loss of union status
May deal is voted down by UK
At this point EU tries not to die laughing and says "you know what, youre funny, we can neglect article 50 (I think) and get you back into EU without penalty"
but Britain says "OH NONONONO, GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!" and rejects this offer IN PARLIAMENT!!! so they legislatively forbid themselves getting back in on good terms

And since then they were doing nothing but postponing exit date

>>13777645
They should rejoin their bros. That's us on the right.

The death of the golden bull run begins...

>>13777645
yeah the Parliament is an absolute shit show.

>>13777671
It's the only option actually, just become American island but Trump is too busy putting tariffs on everyone so Britain is forced to delay exit because there's no way to go without big boy US paying for it.

UVXY puts are green again! VIX is going to 0 now that we've entered the age of the euphoric golden bull.

>>13777704
Damn it! We fight on!

>>13777731
US already pays for everything. Might as well take them in, as long as they get rid of their terrorists, dispose of welfare, and volunteer for military service

>>13777671
Hahahha suck it Wales

>>13777704
thats nice christina
now get back in the fucking kitchen

>>13777731
Britain is full blown clown world, would be insanity to support it

>>13777704
Zzzzzz Donald what are you DOING
we NEED that infrastructure

>>13777599
noice

Its time for the lunchtime checkup!

What’re you eating, how’re you doing?

I’m having a pork carnitas burrito “bowl” and I’m up! MSFT treating me well, dividends are indeed frends.

Blog: I’m doing well, just working until my lay-off in August then I start electrician school. Been on job sites many times before so I’m excited to be a sparky.

Won’t be posting much as you can tell, but you’ll always be my frends!

>>13777984

>>13777984
YAY! Lunchbro's here!

What a shit day in the market. Nothing much happening.

>Current Market Status

Rat
Tell me why I should buy PZZA when Johnny n-word still has like 9 million shares left to dump
Why not wait a couple months
This thing isn’t gonna flip around over night

Somebody do something! No movement. Booooooring.

>>13778216
Buy more LCI

>>13778020
NIGGA ALL MONEY IN TSLAQ SHORT
literally safe heaven

>>13778240
Fresh out of investing capital.

>>13778250
Call and ask for margin

>>13778287
No I dont want margin atm. I want LCI in cash account. Will probably get margin at EOY.

>>13778216
This is the most boring trading day of my entire life. I've been doing this for almost a decade and there's just nothing going on with anything that I care about.

penis penis penis
butt
vagina!

penis penis penis
poop
pee pee ~ !

>>13778044
why would ne one ever sell shares of company named after themselves >_>

>>13777984
based lunchbrother

another blood red day :)
g-d I love this game..

>>13777984
yaya lunchbro!
eating covered in onions sauce one order of fried rice and another order of cashew chicken )O_O(

>>13778044
hes not going to dump all that or he'll destroy his family net worth. he took some profits as a test, its unknown if he will sell more

anyways, It should be treated as a hostile takeover stock like Newell, I think this area is a good starting entry point since it filled a gap

>>13778305
that weird spike today pretty interest
usually when something like that happens there some sort of liquidity issue

have been watching sharts and times & sales looking for weird buys
these type of boring days are days when people are forced show their cards!

/smg/ - tripfags & pokeyman
Back to >>>/a/ nigger faglets

Chances SPX rebounds tomorrow?

>>13778216
>>13778305
I agree; absolute boredom here. Even the wagie office is empty with nothing to do. It‘s like, time froze today.

The calls I wrote aren‘t even decaying today either, some gay ass shit. Whole port is FLAT.

>>13778450
0%

Markets are surprisingly calm considering a Chinese retaliation is coming. Rare Earths, debt dumping, Apple all possible vectors. Fucking with Taiwan.

>Brexit Kingdom

>>13778468
They're waiting. News, any news, will rock the boat one way or the other.

>>13778459
Absolutely NOTHING is happening and nothing will ever happen again. This is it bros, we‘ve reached pure market equilibrium. Supply and Demand is at a halt. Donald trump elected for life to keep the balance of bull and bear.

>LCI wants green
Well, at least thats something?

>>13778450
actually more serious answer using distribution between standard deviation and ATR

about μ ± 1.33333333σ for it to move back to 2880 tomorrow
not impossibly odds but not too great either

>>13778517
Ror! Forgot your pink wojak anon!

>KO
HHNNNNNNNGGGGG i haven't been this hard in awhile

>>13778610
Ror! It was trading at 6.26 earlier today. Then it shot down. It wants up up up!

>>13778610
Right as I say it, it collapses back into red.

Green day after FOMC minutes

Report from Shanghai government http://www.shanghai.gov.cn/nw2/nw2314/nw2315/nw4411/u21aw1383835.html indicate that BILIBILI, Tencent Yuewen, PDD and others are gathered by the Shanghai city government yesterday for a meeting where they discuss how to clean up the internet.
Typical event in China, probably have little impact on the financial performance of those companies, although it will further affect the Chinese internet.
>>13776769
At most China can ban iPhone manufacturing and iPhone selling, which mean Apple will lost a bit market and they will need to ramp up the production capacity of their Vietnamese/Brazilian/Indian factories instead

>>13778723
Oh ya! That's right! 1 hr bros!

>>13778517
How long before normies notice? I've gotta start writing options if everything will be the same forever.

FOMC save the day pls

>>13778731
Thank you Taiwan Poster!
Can't tell if bullish... maybe should load up on cheap Bilis...

>>13778398
How'd you short that spike? Can you limit short?

>>13778517
>Donald trump elected for life
World divided up by three permanently elected leaders: Trump, Xi, Putin.
Romance of the Three Kingdoms: Extra Romance Edition

>>13778315
we dond use c*ss wordse in dis householde yung ladye. dis is a famlely frenlely boarde

WHY DID I BUY LCI INSTEAD OF THIS

>>13778812
Looks like quick profits. Will go back down. Short now if you want desu

buy

>>13776837
A morgan stanley closed conference call leaked. It sounds very very bad. Adam Jonas is basically telling Elon if he misses big enough on Q2 sales, it's over right then and there. The demand story is on it's last legs. If this company cannot grow, it is dead.

>>13778812
>>13778833
Not seeing a catalyst, be very skeptical of this pump

>>13778798
>Thank you Taiwan Poster!
Hong Kong

>>13778731
Interesting might change a play for this

>>13778812
>why did I buy the #1 most shilled stock on /smg/?
I don’t know, maybe you understand the legal issues it faces? Or maybe you just got memed on.

>>13778886
D-damn it my bad. Well thanks anyways.

>>13778879

poorfag

>>13778838
buy until you die

What are we buying, my dudes?

>>13778992
Bought some more GALT. Rights offering is almost done.

Even hard FOMC spin will (((irrationally))) not save this market. Maybe a bump to clear stops, then we go lower into the end of the week.

>>13778992
More LCI! Get it while it's cheap! Also KBLB. Bit risky, but big upside potential desu. Dont forget your divvy cheapies!

>>13778992
Wait till 2pm for the fed to announce shit
As you can see the market is at an impasse and fucking Pelosi and trump whipping their dicks out didn’t help either

>>13778992

Cheapies!

This actually >>13779022
Ignore this.... for now. >>13779016
>>13778992

>>13778992
bought some more ODP and EVC on the dip
Building my dividend portfolio on robinhood so I hope I can build these two beauties up.

>>13777984

lunchbro is alive!

>>13779032
WHERE DA CHEAPIES AT?!

>>13779039
>LCI
You damn right I’m gonna ignore it
You’re getting memed on, and now you’re shilling the meme.

>>13779022
Dems need to cure the TDS. Trump might be a human clown sometimes but accusing him of a cover up is horseshit. The Mueller report ended that accusation. There was nothing to cover up. Obstruction is silly when there is no crime.

Fuck all of these people.

>>13777984
Lunchbro has returned

>>13779082
Ror! You have no clue! It's a unique investing opportunity. I'm hodl 770 shares, avg cost $6.18. Severely undervalued. High short interest. High insitutional ownership. An activist short seller and long going at it. Company isolated from lawsuits targeting the rest of the sector. Outperforming peers. Repaying debt. High capital reserves. Everything about this company is a positive except investor sentiment. I've never seen anything like it.

how's everyones divis lookin in the midst of all this chink hullabaloo?

>>13777285
>>13777534
Their projected EPS is $1.50 and annualized dividend is $1.52. Unsustainable unless they can get EPS back to $2+

>>13779151
>stock price tanks
>drip cheapies
>more divvies
The price doesn't even matter when you drip that shit for years

>>13774265
Any one have guidance on options trading beyond muh feelz?
Every site I go to tells about the concepts and it's higher risk but nothing on the hows on minimizing risk.

Before the fed talks some light reading for y’all

Is lci actually worth buying?

>>13779255
Dont sell naked calls. ABC. Always Be Clothed.

>>13779260
>taking the fed shitpost this seriously

>>13779270
Please see my previous post. If you have any other questions, ask. But essentially, yes.

>>13779270
haha

>>13779270
I would be very concerned given the intensity of the shilling, the amount of anons that will repeat the same talking points, and how emotional people get when anyone says it's not a good buy.

Anyone without a long position in LCI gets called a clueless faggot.

Remember not to trust /biz/

>>13779282
>he doesn’t remember the Bernie fud
The market is a strange and wonderous place

>>13778863
Damn son...

>>13777984
Electrician is a cool job. Congrats! It sucks you won't be able to actively trade and shitpost all day, though. That's the one major advantage of being an office schlub.

>>13779337
>>13778863
link below
https://www.dropbox.com/s/w6hz6iy4t4kvusp/TSLA-Morgan%20Stanley%20call-5-22-19.MP3?dl=0

>>13778020
(you) on the right

Bought some more GALT on this dip

>>13779356
When abouts?
>>13779462
Nice, great way to use your 401K match.

>>13779478
Still listening but around 10-15 mins in, Jonas says:
"If demand does not recover, and one could argue that many signs in the fixed income market would tell you that there's questions to that, then this becomes a restructuring story. We think that, 'yes, that's right, Tesla, tech company, the auto industry's biggest restructuring story?' And people will begin to a— run scenarios about management—a management team that really went in there and cleaned house. What could they do to lower the break-even point? In terms of head count reductions or writedowns..."

>>13779281
Unless you have big balls and you want the world to know.

>>13779255
Watch some of the options actions episodes / trade setups. It gives you a good idea of what risk managed option trades look like.
https://www.cnbc.com/options-action/?__source=vty%7Coptionsaction%7C&par=vty

>>13779532
Yeah, he seems to be talking about Tesla and Elon the whole call, as far as I could tell from clicking around.

>>13779462
Good dip to buy. Tutes won't have the current incentive to let it bleed when they get the offering shares. It's almost over.

Campaign season is heating up. DU will want his money as will his wife. A lot of incentive to get the buyout done in a few months.

>>13779561
We want returns here. If you wanna gamble go to a casino

>>13779260
LFUS the only ticker there that I care about

Based FOMC

>>13779639
Not today

USO bottom monthly range
Anyone with some extra play money, if you can find any long-dated calls there could be a quick 5-10% bump in the option price when the next Iran headline boils up
Alternatively the whole situation really is defused and USO takes another half-leg down

CHEAPIES

FOMC: Let's do nothing for a while, seems like definitely no rate hike in the near future, shit should slow down a bit

How is this bullish or bearish? It's literally crab territory.
>>13779660
Fugg... allison... so hodd...

>>13779731
WHERE?!

AHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... AHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

My crude fucking EIA API cucks
#TRIGGERED

>>13779596
> we
Oh shit, I didn't realize you spoke for everyone. My apologies, I'll leave now. I didn't mean to offend all of smg.

>>13779762
Thanks!

Market liked it.

Buy buy buy.

>>13779815
buy what?

Are all of you just trading SPY and VTI and following the broader market?

>>13779815
buy more dividends?
don't mind if I do!

>>13779698
Thanks for the heads up fren, just bought some USO calls.

>>13779896
Galt, lci, or vti.

>>13779896

VTI
ITOT
SPY
QQQ
QLD
TQQQ
FZROX
FSKAX/VTSAX

what dividend stocks are best to focus on if i dont have much capital?

>>13778798
it was with SPXU, set to dervied price of ES_F 2868
>_>

>>13779896
yes

>>13780057
buy ODP while its cheap
EVC is also a good choice
I'm building my portfolio around them

"The build-up in overall nonfinancial business debt to levels close to historical highs relative to GDP was viewed as a factor that could amplify adverse shocks to the business sector and the economy more broadly."

Get in $VTVT before it’s too late. It’s gonna moon

Bros, question.

When looking at volume, there are many really small red columns, and large green columns peppered around. What does that mean? And why does it make the price go down? Shouldn't these bouts of volume drive the price up?

>>13779281
Anything to avoid doing when buying?

>>13780100
frankly, color of volume bars mean nothing since every sell is a buy

>>13780080
ODP is presently trading at close to $2, so you can buy large numbers of shares with a relatively small amount of money. The current total annual dividend payout is $0.10, which is close to a 5% yield at the current price. One option I would consider if you think it's not going to go far below $2.00 is to sell $2 puts for 6/21. If you sold for $0.10/share, that would be either a 5% yield on your money or an effective purchase at $1.90/share.

>>13780100

The coloration of the volume bars indicate which team (Buyers or Sellers) is initiating more transactions. The color indicates how lopsided the transactions are on the side of the Buyers or the side of the Sellers.

Little reds mean that the Selling momentum is being sustained (hypothetical #s) 60/40 on the side of the Sellers.

When the Order Book clears out the Asks and matches the next price down, the large green candles you see are Limit Orders executing at the next lowest price level to clear out the books. As more people queue up to Sell and fill the gap in the spread, it moves the market price downwards.

>>13774265
Every one failed

>>13780100
The color of the volume bar usually just matches the color of the candle they're associated with.

We will end green.

>people killed the last thread early

Sad!

>>13779313
Same talking points?? They're adding like 12 drugs to their product list will each one of those be "the same talking points?" what about when they pay off their debt entirely since they been paying it off heavy? Will that be "the same talking point?"

The company is doing a lot to turn around. When it becomes debt free with a huge product list you're gunna sit there wondering how you didn't see it happening

>>13779564
Thank you so much this is exactly what I was looking for.
I'm fairly certain I'll still lose money in the beginning but hopefully I won't lose my pants.

>>13780269
I see. That makes more sense. Thanks!

>>13780269
thats not how they work at all wtf kek
you just made that up !

https://www.stockmarketeye.com/blog/reading-colors-in-stock-charts-green-and-red-explained/

>>13780406
dont listen to that guy -_-;
he super duper wrong and just trolling you

https://www.stockmarketeye.com/blog/reading-colors-in-stock-charts-green-and-red-explained/

Thank you, Fed. I feel much safer now.

>>13780090
It's probably fine.

>>13780457
Wait if we enter a period of stagflation what'll become of shit like metals, bitcorns and bonds? Would they fucking cut rates just to maintain this 2% bullshit?!

>KR beat me up and raped me last night
I guess I'll stay in the relationship
Tempted to sell and buy QQQ calls but I've sworn off naked calls....
>>13777984
Hi friend!!

BUY JCP ITS IN A FUCKING DISCOUNT RN. it will go up $9 or more once the ceo finishes her turn around of the company. You'd be stupid not to hold. Also guaranteed easy money once trump makes a deal with china. HODL JCP. You'll thank me once you have a lambo.

>>13777984
THANK YOU BASED LUNCHBRO

we miss you ;_;

>>13780457
> that quote
disgusting communism

>>13780627
WOAH here we go again spider bros!
I really wanted to accumulate more, thought it would dip back down about now.

Oh god KR is killing me

I’ve got 120 shares, I’ve gotta start writing covered options on this shit.

Bounce is over and the bottom is clearly dropping out. It didn't have to end like this.

>>13780530
At least two members seem fine with it

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-fed-bullard/fed-may-cut-rates-if-inflation-keeps-disappointing-bullard-idUSKCN1SS0D9

>>13780444
Was talking about hourly volume. Not candles

>>13780239
I don't plan on trading options with ODP, I just want to build it up until it yields a DECENT dividend for me. I like to hold and earn passive income so this strategy works for me. If you have big balls like this guy (or any other options trader on /smg/ for that matter) then go for it, more risk more reward.

>weakness hour

How does SMG feel about F for divvy babies and writing covered calls?

>>13780662

Why you say this when all indications point to this going the way of Sears?

>>13780824
Trust me. Jcp will prevail. I have complete faith in the company.

COME ON POWER HOUR TIME LET'S DO THIS

>>13780838
I am on the cusp of buying multiple calls here. Please give at least one reason besides your confidence in the CEO

>tried to catch the knife in Kohl’s
Well there’s $5 I’ll never see again.

>>13780838
Damnit Jill Soltau what are your reasons??

>>13780859
Don't buy calls buy stock. Buy at least 100 shares. The worst that'll happen is you'll lose $100. Buy it and hold. The new ceo is experienced in turn arounds. If it goes up say $9 you'd make $1000. It'll take time but itll get there.

>>13780909
KSS is very based. Wait 2 weeks after the initial crash to buy in for infinite dividend growth

>>13780838
I see some good points, but Macys has all the good brands. Why will people shop at JCP?

BE LIKE PEP AND PUMP IT QQQ

>>13780819
Love it. Plus gonna use the stockholder discount for a new ranger

>>13781061
When you say new, do you mean you’re actually buying a brand new car?

>>13781075
Yes. X plan. It's not great tho. Can probs get a better deal negotiating. As for divvy and call stock, yes. Very good, especially at these prices

>>13780932
She's more than capable of taking the job.
https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/02/business/jcpenney-jill-soltau-ceo-joann/index.html

>>13781075
Yeah, I don't want some other person's used up crap

>>13781096
It's a bad call stock. It's IV is terrible for premiums

>>13781098
I've had good experience on 3/3 of my used cars... And they don't depreciate in value like new cars do... But you do you! Gib your moneys to Gerald Ford!

>>13781120
damn it, wouldn't have bought all 100 shares then... oh well!

Hello bratans, I work for MS and TSLA will be 10$ soon. Take care.

CRAB GOT DABBED BY BULLS
PUMP PUMP PUMP

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>>13780423

>>13780444

>>13780909
>so poor you buy 1 share
Why bother? Play penny stocks and gamble that money otherwise put it in a high yield savings

>>13781232

>>13781269
>Why bother?
Don't know really, don't "believe" in the story, just heard/thought it was overdone.

besides... I bought 1 share of UNH and that's already made me some decent returns.

>>13781269
I always tell the newbies to invest in dividends no matter what. Don't make the same mistake I made when I started investing. I had big dreams like some, and it all got fucked..so take it from me and earn passive income. Also, don't quit your job at MCDONALDS hahahahahahahahahaa! sigh...

>>13781319
Does MCD give you stock options? I would take MCD shares for a discount instead of a paycheck, yes plz!

QQQ 182 EOD

AAPL just dropped below 183 again, looking TASTY!!!

>>13781380
did their sweatshops in china get shut down or something? damn shame..

I may have bought OTM calls that expire on the 24th because I have a strong belief that Trump will tweet good news after hours and QQQ will pump 1% tomorrow
So um if he could do that, that would be great
hehe

>>13781224
long TSLA short MS

not kidding

>I drove to Kroger
OH GOD SELL
IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT

Today is so damn boring that I can't help but think something huge will happen later today after hours.

>>13781527
STEVEN WHY DID YOU BUY KR
>...i don't know
STEVEN DID YOU BUY IT FOR THEIR DIVIDEND GROWTH
>...i don't know
FUCK YOU STEVEN YOU'LL NEVER HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

>>13781565
Please do not mock our Lord and Savior

>>13781578
STEVEN WHY DID YOU BUY KR
>...To have
To have for what?
>...To have
TO HAVE FOR WHAT?
>...I don't know

>>13781224
Morgan Stanley is crazy. $10 PT.

>>13781641
Steven you bought 300 shares of KR with your entire portfolio to sell calls on a stock with low IV. Why would you do this??
>because...
Why?
>because...
Tell me why Steven
>because... because...
FUCKING DAMN IT STEVEN TELL ME WHY
>...i don't know

I'm buying in on TSLA. Didn't before because Musk is a lunatic but can't resist at this price. MS is full of tards; every time there's a ridiculously stupid question on an earnings call it's the MS guy. They just called the bottom on this thing

>>13781649
>>13781719
>he bought?
>dump it

>>13781649
>>13781719
did you not listen to the leaked MS call? they have valid reasons (aka, TSLA is overleveraged in debt and will collapse like GE)

>>13781527
My KR store charges .25$ to get cash back. That's when I knew I was gonna make it

>>13781595
I just want him to love me.

You have less than 3 minutes to load up on USO calls or you're not going to make it.

>>13781773
James is displeased with Elon's recent performance

>>13781813
Christ does love you Anon
>Romans 8:39
>Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .10%, nothing day. But no day is boring or bad when lunchbro poasts! Welcome back fren, we missed you!

>>13781890
Down 1% today, was only down .5% before I got into QQQ calls and they got absolutely crushed by the bogs

>>13781880

>>13781813
He does, in fact he can't stop loving you. It's impossible to comprehend the vastness and grandeur of this sacrifice.

~Jesus is alone on earth
Not merely with no one to feel and share His agony
But with no one even to know of it
Heaven and he are the only ones to know
Jesus is in a garden
Not of delight
Like the first Adam
Who there fell and took with him all mankind
But of agony
Where He has saved Himself and all mankind
He suffers this anguish and abandonment in the horror of the night
Jesus will be in agony until the end of the world
There must be no resting in the meantime~

Rate my folio

dude weed derivative bioshit alert. Tetra Biopharma retested and held long term support of $0.59 yesterday. Closed at 0.61 today. This is a 2x-3x before end of year.

>>13781941
>Jesus didn't love any of the humans who lived after Exodus but before the Crucifixion
I don't like this way of thinking.
I am not my father. I should not be judged by his sins.

>muh reparations

>>13782044
shh I'm spreading first century heresies for fun

>>13781890
It hurts, brother.
...more oats

>>13782044
Lmao what? The atonement is eternal and encompassing, it covers all time, from eternity to eternity
Also the original sin idea is absolutely retarded

hope you bought the LOW dip

Tesla looks in pretty bad shape..

>>13781952
>1 share

Pleb.

>>13782232
I was considering buying if they held 200 and started to rebound, but this is wild. What's wrong with them (other than the fact they make no money, Elon is incompetent, and their price has always been nothing but hype)? What's their real value under the bullshit? Just casually breaking below 200 and staying there is so concerning

>>13782320
but dude, he tweeted a wink emoji dude....that must mean.....SOMETHING! dun dun dun!

>>13781890
am up 0.71%, just waiting for my friday assignment now.

>>13781711
>>13781641
>>13781578
>>13781527
Why you walking around with all that money?
>My grandaddy gave it to me

REMINDS ME OF SOMEONE
HMMM...

>>13782232
I'm looking at the $180 support as a possible entry. $140 if the 180 looks weak. It will likely have an oversold bounce before touching either of those though.

lost 0.5% of my capital today

>>13776771
prepare your stop losses because the SPX seems rekt.

I will buy Tesla at 150$

>>13782267
Just started out, planning to buy more each week.

>>13781890

I'm down
But it's OK

>>13782320
I might go in for a bond. I'm of the "too big to fail" opinion. If they can't sustain then I suspect that they will be absorbed by another auto manufacturer rather than liquidating their assets and going bankrupt. Just gotta make it to 2021

>>13782539
Let the pumps begin

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/22/harriet-tubman-20-bill-no-longer-coming-in-2020.html

bullish

>>13781890
Ripped a fat gain from my TVIX short during power hour, but that didn't make up for unrealized losses in other stuff, so I just crabbed down a little. I'll get 'em tomorrow.

>>13779328
new bernie FUD today :)
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-05-22/sanders-revives-plan-to-tax-stock-bond-and-derivatives-trades

>Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders introduced legislation that would impose a tax on trades of all stocks, bonds and derivatives in the U.S., a move he says would help curb Wall Street speculation and help finance his campaign promise to provide tuition-free college and cut student debt.

>Sanders has been promoting a financial transactions tax since his run for the Democratic nomination in 2016. The plan he offered Wednesday would apply a 0.5% tax rate for stock trades, a 0.1% rate for bond trades, and 0.005% for derivatives transactions.

>The tax would both provide a disincentive for high-frequency trading based on algorithms and let Wall Street help middle-income Americans who helped foot the bill for the bailout of financial institutions after the 2008 market crash, he said at a news conference with other Democratic co-sponsors.

Anyone making any after hours moves?
>>13782853
>things trump wouldn’t let happen
Where’s that biz autist who’s obsessed with new bills?

If you had to choose the first woman to be on US currency, who SMG choose?
Should probs be govt figure

>>13782897
He can't keep getting away with it

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hQSb9gmmAyI

RIP in peace NBRV

>>13782948
Michelle Oba-
Monica Lewin-
uhhh how about
damn man I dunno I'm really wracking my brains on this one

can we have a cute anime girl on the $20?
maybe cute anime girl versions of the presidents on all the money~

>>13782897
>>Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders introduced legislation that would impose a tax on trades of all stocks, bonds and derivatives in the U.S., a move he says would help curb Wall Street speculation and help finance his campaign promise to provide tuition-free college and cut student debt.

lol. Way to piss off all the banks, brokers, stock exchanges, and investors. That kind of bill would face bipartisan rejection.

>>13783019
those kinds of lawsuits are super generic and basically happen to any penny stock or any stock that loses a lot of value

>>13782897
Tomorrow on the news:
>Bernie Sanders died of age-related complications
>The owners of Robinhood totally had nothing to do with his death

>>13783050
Ah. So good idea to buy in a couple days? Or do they generally not recover. They were rallying

>>13783084
I don't know who they are and I don't care

you can probably find better things to buy

if you can't, then buy them :^)

Happy day today. I sniffed around a few sub dollar stocks, bought a few and held, and made about 2 dollars off of a 30 dollar purchase. Then at the end of the day I sold.
Can't do too much of that though until I get the seed funding for day trading. Doubt that'll be any time soon. But I decided not to let emotions get to me, and the sell off rate was enough to convince people to buy and hold (I believe since there were a number of holds despite the occasional flash sell off)

>>13782897
Day trader bitches BTFO
HODLING is the truth

I can't believe my aapl was 214 at the start of this month. This is getting disgusting

>>13782897
>What we need to do is take the money from the people who create the wealth, and give it to the people who consume the wealth, therefore everyone will be equally wealthy

>>13782897
WHAT THE FUCK! THIS MOTHER FUCKER HAS OFFICIALLY GONE TOO FUCKING FAR!

>>13783178
I bought one today.
Already lost money.
ILU TimBae

>>13783043
>>13782897
Inconsequential. Let me know when Biden says something. Then maybe we get cheapies

>>13783026
Good call Bandage. Maybe we get an anime RBG?

>>13783212

Wealth inequality hasn't been this bad since 1929.

The large middle class in America was always about government fiat.

Gap up tomorrow

DB stack in deep trouble

>>13783254
lol just don’t be poor!
>boomers are born into the middle class
>boomers gut the middle class

who here has maxed their 2019 IRA already

should be getting replies from every single investor

>>13783294
Not a cent, maybe once we get a nice crash to December lows. Otherwise I’ll wait til April.

Make another thread

>>13783294
i put my 6 grand in there, it's sitting in cash with the 55 hundred from last year.

Decided to roll the dice. Gonna operate on a three prong approach.

Rolled about 6k more into my brokerage. When the next dip happens (which thanks to Trump shouldn't be to long in coming) I'm gonna get my 200 T babies.

Prong 1 - AMRN payday, wait for the buyout and get 30 - 40k in Profit.

Prong 2 - Let my 200 T babies Drip for me for 28/9 years.

Prong 3 - While I wait for my payday from AMRN I'll be stuffing as much cash as I can back into my bank accounts. I'll also be hoping that nothing happens that needs that cash for the next few years. (I only got about 3k left now).

>this is when crypto decides to plunge

>>13783332

making. Hang on just a sec....

>>13783563
Brother I feel your pain, down 2% on litecoin today

>>13783294
already automatically invest $500 per month every month throughout the year to hit the max of $6K. DCA all day

NEW THREAD COMING AT YA

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