/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm relishing explaining to friends and family how I got rich through following the advice of a bunch of anon posters on a Scottish unicycle repair forum.

>Toilet flushing
>Already Priced In
>Jason Parser
>Plush Tard
>Ass Blaster
>Binance Hotwallet drain
>Anime-chan
>Thailand
>Oatmeal Bro
>many, many more...
So many beautiful memories.
It was an honor to serve with you all.

Is it bad that I want LINK to dump now to prolong this feeling of making it?
What are these feels??

t. 200k

>>13775602
Based. It sure feels like you're right. This journey was a little different for each of us, but we all gathered here, and we resisted the fud, mocked others, and shitposted pastas.
Also, officially, I say fuck niggers, spics, pajeets, kikes and jannies, but really, unofficially, just fuck the kikes.

>>13775602
It's been an honour and a pleasure kind linkie sir.

>>13775712
never spaghetti aleron

>>13775602
Just a taste of what is to come. Still a long way to go for us 10k linkies. Not selling before the 50 range. Strange seeing newfags with 500 link stacks, like we're already whales. I still have absolute faith in our long term potential, the normies waking up will eventually be fed the epiphanies we've shared. Be patient, 2 or 3 years.

Board is at levels of delusion I have not seen since late 2017 when the consensus was btc going to $50k in a matter of months. No token usage on mainnet, no decentralized node operation, not to mention the likelihood of another btc drop...it just seems certain to fall. I've been here long enough to step outside of my delusion and see all of this but I still can't sell. I'm still terrified of risking my only ticket. The constant swing link posting, real or not, has legitimately affected me like a psyop; coupled with the fact that I know too much about the project to risk my stake. With all of this, I'm going to suffer through another SIBOS like drop again, aren't I? And I won't do anything. I'll just take it like a good stinky linky. Holding this token is pure masochism.

marines, stop acting like we won the war
the battle has only begun
stay strong and never sell
there will be more challenges ahead.

>>13776055
Wise

Those 2 years full of autistic memes and people will be remembered once the normies start buying chainlink like crazy and pump it to heavens. It has been a pleasure OG marines.

>>13776030
In all likelihood yes. However, worth considering that if everyone plans to buy the dip on mainnet dump... Well I can tell you're smart enough to figure out the rest.

>>13775830
Absolutely BASED

>>13775602
Wars not over til we make it marine. Plus mainnet is a nothing burger. Chainlink can't be more than a cup of coffee.

>>13776030

There will be many other tickets and LINK will dump 75% + after mainnet. What is your stack size?

>>13776030
This.

Think of it clearly. Put it yourself in the shoes of the buyer.

>ok guys let’s create a startup based on link
>0 providers
>needs ethereum
>hmm guys let’s think, is there any reason using this over google news api or something? Plus it’s regulated, unlike link, so we don’t have to worry about taxmen coming after us
>oops chain link got regulated too, some idiot started providing private or illegal info
>oops price of chain link is too volatile to hold it and pay providers with, I guess we will just use a wire transfer to a provider or again just use google

>>13776246
you need to zoom out

>>13776246
Not to mention how quick the selloff will be if link gets to say 10 bucks then drops 3 bucks

50k stack here. Why the fuck didn’t I buy more?

>>13776113
That's where the constant swing link posting comes in, much like the heavy "HOLD THE LINE" marine posting in preceding dumps. IIRC marine posting began with projects like DGB in which the meme was crafted to prevent holders from panic selling when real traders were looking to exit their positions. We know what happened to the DGB marines. They lost so badly they were shoving sharpies in their poopers. Likewise, seeing all these threads about marines destroying their stacks has inflicted a form of PTSD on me even though I have not done it myself. The reality is we are mostly too deluded to sell. Linkies have been engineered into the perfect bagholders. We are so deep in the simulation that we engage in meta commentary with one another about how peculiar it is. We keep telling each other how wonderful it is and how close we are to becoming free.

>>13776055

Fuck outta here.

I'm selling 20% around 50 bucks.

>>13775712
oatmeal bro wasn't a meme, he was a hero

HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT

FUCK KEKBASE SO MUCH. I BOUGHT 800 BTC ON MAY 17TH TO EXCHANGE FOR LINK. IT SAID IT WAS COMING ON MAY 30TH.

MAY. FUCKING. 30TH.
13 DAYS.
AND LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENING DURING THAT TIME.

>>13776444
Larp no fucking newfag would buy 800BTC at his first attempt

>>13776444
smells like newfags buying link.

>>13776030
sell 5-10% of your stack
if it keeps going up forever, whatever, you've secured some profits and your entire stack will still carry you
if it dumps, you'll handle that better than stinkmarines who held

>>13776477
I meant 800 USD worth of BTC, my bad. Fuck. I'm FOMO as hell right now

>>13776408
I never said he was a meme, I said he was a beautiful memory, fren.

>>13776303
You'll be able to buy more for $.50 a month from now

>>13776030
I feel no pain. I held after ICO, after SIBOS, after BTC bubble pop.
I've experienced it all. I have risen above my physical self. I am not mad, anxious, happy or angry.
I am

>>13776246
>that ID

>>13776030
anon link is right now valued at $1.35B. That's the real valuation, not the (((circulating supply))) scam. Total supply exists.
Is link really worth $1.35B? Really? For comparison, that's enough money for 45k people to live normal lives for a year in a Western country.
Selling at the end of a ride is the best way to sell.

Israel has no right to exist.

>>13776246
(((You)))

>>13775712

>>13776055
this is true. we must be cautious

>>13776030
>>13776246
strong FUD you got here buddy

>>13775712
coffe standart
shadow fork

someone actually registered a firm under the pseudonym chad o fork.

>>13776711 (checked)
I'm mostly shitposting as we are overdue for a higher valuation imo but the amount of enthusiasm over the past week coupled with an inflow of weak hands has me uneasy. Perhaps the entire rise will unfold this way due to the fact that it has been prophesied so heavily and we have seen eth so we know what is possible. Posters like >>13776586 give us a glimpse into the mind of the archetypal linkmarine. He does not panic, does not sell, does not feel. Yet he sees himself as enlightened. The other JEvW you tagged is garbage tier fud and I doubt it will hold up post mainnet. I chose not to dismantle it to keep from inadvertently spoon feeding brainlets.

>>13775645
*HONK*

>>13776444
Why do people even use coinbase? Wiring shit to gemini is instant.

>>13776444
*HONK*

>>13775712
For me it was the Binance bankrun , closely followed by The toilet conference

I only have 250 links, will I make it?

>>13776444
Yeah right . . .

>>13776030
it is time, ehem ehem:

YOUR BAGS FOR YOU ARE LIKE A TRUCK, CHAINLINKAAA
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK, CHAINLINKEEER
YOUR BAGS FOR YOU ARE LIKE A ROCK, CHAINLINKRRRR

THAT SERGEY IS JUST SO OBESE
LIKES MAC'ING PEOPLE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
HE TAKES YOUR FUNDS AND THEN JUST RIPS YOU APART
HE'LL STEAL YOUR LARD

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS TICKING CLOCK, CHAINKLINKEEER
WOULD YOU SUCK MY BIG BLACK COCK, CHAINLINKAAAA
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK, CHAINLINKRRRR

>>13776586
>Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.