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never

>>13775041
Fucking never, if you want to give someone some money and they question it, just tell them you won the lottery or something.

>>13775041
Tell them you heard about some new software you are interested in and shill it to him without mentioning what you have.

NEVER tell anyone. The best case scenario, your friends will be butthurt about how much you've made, and the worst, they will never take you seriously again.
NEVER TELL ANYONE UNTIL YOU'VE MADE IT.

>>13775105
How many days til I make it

>>13775041

I started to juice link to my dad at $0.30-0.40
Today I sent him a message
>Link was $0.30-0.40 when I started to juice it for you. Today it is $1.32 and the mainnet will go on at the last day of this month.

>>13775048
fpbp

>>13775136
That depends on what your goal is, anon. You've made it when you reach your destination.

>>13775041
If your dad doesn't have a certain power level that creeped you out at first but then you did some research and arrived at an even higher power level than him your dad is kinda shitty, sorry for you :/

my dad, brother and best two friends all have stacks and are all sworn to secrecy

this is your own journey, anon. that's why it's so difficult. you can't explain the magic to someone else. you might get them to buy it, or be interested, but your brothers are only here on biz, marine. no one else can understand this on the level we do. just get rich and worry about the people in your life after.

NEVER tell anyone

>>13775041
I'm not going to tell them until they either tell me they're kicking me out (they won't) or I have enough money to move out. They will be rewarded for allowing me to live like a parasite.

>>13775041

I got my grandma to invest $500 in Link around 22 cents. Her portfolio is currently at 3.4k.

I got my girlfriend to invest $10 around 27 cents. Her portfolio is almost at $60.

I got my mom to invest 2.5k around 75 cents. Her portfolio is currently at 3.4k

I’m telling no one until I’ve made at least 100k. Then I’m gloating. When they ask me how, I’m just going to tell them that a bunch of basement dwelling incels and I hung out on the hacker website 4chan and Pepe told us how to make money. Let the normies ponder how a bunch of racist trolls and autistes got rich quick.

>>13775169
>>13775169
My dad told me about some gains he had in the stock market (lmao that he whispered it to my bro and me at a restaurant while mom was in the bathroom, peak redpill) and he’s paid for so much of my stuff, so I think he’s intelligent and deserves gains, but only moved around like a couple thousand dollar gains in the stock market so I know he’s got money to invest - more than me. But he also laughed when I hinted I was interested in crypto last May.

>>13775041
Alright gentlemen, I never had the money to invest in Chainlink and now I do. I’ve missed BTC, ETH, and Antshares/Neo. I’m done accumulating money.

Should I buy in now or wait for a dip?

>>13775343
This might be the dip, we're in uncharted waters now. It couldn dip and you might buy super low or it could blast off into andromeda next stop >1000usd.
Im your shoes I'd at least buy some now incase it jumped to $5-$10

>>13775146
>getting pajeet penny stock scam emails from your own son

>>13775041
No one ever listens to me. I could literally tell someone the smartest and most logical thing and they agree I'm right and still ignore what I said.
I told literally everyone to buy it and even now the are saying "you're probably right but I'm going to wait"

>>13775343
Just buy, always buy, regardless of price.
I’m so glad when >babby’s first investment I read “The Intelligent Investor” first, or I will be like everyone else “waiting for the dip” or missing out because they don’t want to be the guy who bought above a dollar, or the guy who sells at a loss. The most important advice in the whole 500 page book that I even printed out and made a copy of, was that the guy who invests intelligently never has to worry about the price. If he sees a low price, he sees a chance to accumulate. If he sees a high price, he sees a chance to sell. But no matter what, he believes in his investment regardless of the price so he is never worried if it goes up or down because he knows it will only go up. That is, if you made an intelligent investment and see an undervalued stock.

>>13775463
LOL
>>13775041
If Craig is Satoshi, is LINK over?

>>13775552
can't prove it can't prove it
wild wacky action craig

>>13775280
>I got my grandma to invest
>in Link
Is your grandma Bill Gates? What person over 60 years old knows enough about technology to invest any kind of money in magical internet money?

>>13775343
Buy. Yes it might dip. Big deal. Better to get on board early and have a rough ride, while still getting to your destination, than to never get on at all. Either way there's a change that the ride won't be as rough.

>>13775463
I lol’d hard at work. Thanks anon

>>13775041
I told my two best friends about link, and talked them both into getting a pretty good stack last year. Now we gonna make it together.

>>13775343
Anon, you're not supposed to accumulate money then buy link. You're supposed to buy link the moment you have a dollar to throw at it. Grab every link hand fist and mouth, silly goose.

I'll never tell them. They know I'm not smart enough to dig up this investment on my own so they'll know I spend time on a nazi pedophile hentai board. As soon as i make it I'll just tell them i won big at the casino.

Tell them but NEVER reveal your power level. I've told a handful of friends but only 1 actually invested. Rest of them will rue the day

Told my best friend about LINK

I told him I was getting into cryptos and stocks because I needed something to do during my free time (I work 80 hours/wk for 3 years now). Years ago he was talking to me about meme magic and how all of these memes of old were quickly coming true and how meme magic was undeniable. He's a newfag though so he was only scratching the surface. So one day he was talking about needing $40k for a house or some silly shit and I just linked him the $1000 eoy get and said, put fucking $50 into this if you believe in memes and you might get your $40k by 2020. He didn't even respond

>>13775041
My son told me about it and thanks to him I may get to retire a few years early if it is God's plan.

>>13775041
I told all my friends, but i also told them to not even think about selling before 2020/21, they all have pfat stacks, but we are all into IT and autists so i dont have to worry about them being bitches.

>>13775146
I told my brother and he bought some awhile ago, not enough to make it in the short term, but should be enough to help his family if he is smart. Hoping that I can ascend to celestial highs and bring my family with me.

I have 106 LINK. Waiting on $295 of BTC to hit Binance to buy more. Am I fucked

>>13776625
You'll never make it

>>13776778
Kill me

I told one friend about it but I don’t think she took me seriously but allegedly bought “$500” worth
She’s kind of a bitch I hope she doesn’t make it.

>>13776953
I'll do it for 107 link but my offer expires today. It only goes up from there.

>>13775041
NEVER. I made the mistake of telling my friends and family about how awesome and promising REQ was. I'm so embarrassed

>>13775624
Top kek.
The old bag didn't know or care.
She's got her social security money to throw around.

>>13777002
I have 320 LINK now

>>13776953
Hey I'm not gonna make it either. I only have 6000, only 60% of the way to making it. I'll be able to retire a few years early is all I'll accomplish. Ww3 will probably fuck that up though.

>>13775280
based and wholesomepilled

>>13777087
How did you determine 10k to be the necessary amount?

>>13775041
I want link to be my dirty little secret

>>13775196
This

>>13775041
The news will let them know

>>13775196
Damn you’re right.
Late 2017 - Early 2018 was such a magical time.

>>13775041
Just tell them you hit the slots and bought lottery tickets with it.

>>13775280
Lol I guess you're stuck with that roastie for life if link moons to $100.

>>13777245
Damn actually this is becoming more and more brilliant the more I think about it. People will be even saltier that you’re just stupid lucky, instead of being intelligent enough to have foresight while being on a San Franciscan bugchaser forum.

>>13775041
My mom is averaged in around 35 cents. She sends me price updates hourly lol.

>>13777283
I paln on telling people I sold my dirtbike for amazon stock in 2001 and forgot about it. Still get the cred for having 'earned' it, but not the shame of making it with crypto or being a nazi pedo faggot.

>>13777302
>Shame

>>13775486
Link is legit and at the same time, a fucking meme. These people won't understand the journey we went through.

>>13775463
my fuckng sides

>>13775041
I told my family about it, got them to buy into the presale with me and everything. Then they got mad at me after sibos dump (even though they were still up 2x at least). They laughed at me for "buying a pump and dump" and said "did you really think chainlink would make you a millionaire?" I tried to tell them about the dip later, but they still mocked it. The mockery got to me, and I never bought back much. I'm happy I made some good gains, but if I had just held it all, I really would have over a million in linkies right now.

Be careful involving your family.

>>13777341
Dude this is the perfect situation to pretend you sold it all.

>>13775824
Your best friend sounds like a fag. Sorry anon.

I told everyone about it last year.
Then I actually wanted to buy some but my bank account didn't allow transactions outside EU and I was too lazy/shy/poor to call up the bank to change it.
Totally forgot about all of this until yesterday when I saw it's up to 1,20

Now I just want to cry

>>13775067
why? tell everyone you made a smart trade and you will deliver after as well, get money from all the relatives and their friends and go to party in Miami

>>13777379
>telling others about link without even having a suicide stack
How did you have the enthusiasm to do one but not the other? Double just.

>>13777379
Do you realize Link did a measly x2 ?

You didn't miss anything with this pathetic scam coin, just buy Bitcoin

>>13775492
hey guys, this guy is reading books, fucking nerd, i dropped from 7th grade and bought 20k links fuck you and your books

>>13775486
Is it because you're a faggot?

>tfw no one knows you're true power

>>13777435
Link has outperformed bitcoin and just about everything. If anything, all other coins are scams.

>>13777449
Who cares if I read books were both gonna make it

>>13775739
That is exactly what I did. I'm a poorfag but every month I could afford to invest a hundred I did so and accumulated most of my stack @ sub-0.40. I am so glad to be here with a few grand.

>>13777435
Why is LINK a scam? People keep saying it but never say anything beyond that

I told my friend about LINK 6 months ago, he didn't bother to check it out. Now he's pissed off at me.

>>13777524
>fat philosophy grad with no knowledge about cryptography
>literal who
>holds one third of the supply
>usless token used by nobody
You have to have an IQ below 80 to hold Link and think it will make you rich

>>13777535
Wholesome

>>13777535
doesn't seem like much of a friend

>>13777565
what's wrong with being fat?

>>13777535
Fuck that ungrateful entitled little cunt.

>>13777535
Did he proceed to ask you to sell him half of you stack @ 30cents?

>>13777586
Fat people are handicapped since they can't control their primal insticts

>>13777604
He was born to accumulate

>>13775041
Don't tell him anon. Just get rich yourself and then casually buy your dad a house or something. The last thing you want is your family investing alongside you.

>>13777535
Tell him "Heh, tough luck pal"

>>13777565
>You have to have an IQ below 80 to hold Link and think it will make you rich
And yet it has already made many people here rich.

>>13777087
Implying 10k is enough to make it

>>13777535
hahahahaha, your friend is such a salty faggot

>>13777535
You better laugh in his face and call him a downie

>>13777535
>christmas day
>aka near the bottom
If you had waited until the holidays were over, it would have been much higher already. You were a good friend.

You tell your family once you have a stable passive income of $50k a year at least(depending on where you live). Chainlink's node returns might be quite stable in the future once the rush of adoption has gone and it will just be another tech helping the world. You can ofc diversify into stock indexes as well. To your family you don't outright tell them your net worth. You just maybe buy them stuff or so if you want. You can tell net worth if it's like $10m, if you want to, but expect them to want you to buy them stuff.