/biz/ - Business & Finance

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY! HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

>>13763105
you are a MANIAC!

So glad I bought my 11k suicide stack. Got in later than most ($0.55) unfortunately. At least it's something.

>>13763060
I would rather they not buy at all and miss out completely. Oh well still immensely satisfying seeing these fags beg for scraps.

>>13763060
Yup. It’s pathetic really. But we linkies are good people, and we accept your surrender.

>>13763105
>DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!
gets me every time

>>13763121
Im not angry at them getting in at this point.
Link marines were able to get in at 15-20 cents.

Now all these retards have to pay a 600% premium for a decent stack. lets all point and laugh at them

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WE TRIED TO TELL YOU!

I am very late to the party after seeing the memes. I've taken a lot of losses and missed opportunities that scared me off investing but when I asked for guidance and another chance, Chainlink is what was delivered to me. I am happy to be in at all, especially if Link does really well.

I'm a super linklet, been sitting on 500 for over a year now. I won't buy any more because then it will dump, thank me later boys.

I had 100k links from ico and sold it all for req at 50 cents

Still holding my $800

>>13763173
wealthy redditors will still be able to buy a bigger stack than you though

>>13763347
Sorry anon, I just fomo'd in, enjoy the dump.

>>13763347
Someone make a note of this man's bravery.
Your drinks are on me at the yacht party.

>>13763395
Well, you might as well buy mine for a discount then?

>>13763393
they won't know until 10$, and they won't have the balls to go all in

>>13763393
But they will all sell too early

>>13763060
Still not buying your binance scam coin lmao.

>>13763060
This coin was purposely built to never be too expensive to use. They removed the cup of coffee part from the whitepaper. Use your head

>>13763393
most redditors will be lucky if they can get their hands on a 1k suicide stack.

>>13763111
Dude so are YOU. You are in EVERY thread saying the EXACT SAME THING.
>the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again while expecting a different outcome

I can't believe we'll never be able to buy at 0.50 again

>>13763393
"""""""wealthy""""""" redditors are still jerking off their dicks over vechain and nano.

>>13763393
most of plebbit fell for the college, and big city meme. They have too much debt to be able to get a decent size stack of link.

>>13763469
That's what nodes are for, retard.

>>13763371
Hope you never make the same mistake again.

>>13763469
>>13763541
People dont realize that when sergey wrote the whitepaper and talked about the token being pegged to a cup of coffee he wasn't talking about a small cup of coffee you get at starbucks for $1, he was talking about the coffee that they feed the beans to monkeys and they shit it out that costs like $800 per cup.

>>13763578
>civets are monkeys
and you wonder why people think linkies are stinky.

>>13763657
Sorry Im not from India and I dont drink monkey-shit infused coffee

>>13763393
>wealthy redditors

Aren't they the same faggots that slob on bernie's knob cause they can't afford their prostate massage degree and are 500k in debt working as a barista at mcdonalds?

>>13763677
>Indonesia is India.
goddamn, read a book.

>>13763700
shoo shoo pajeet.

>>13763506
This is part of the meme right i forget

>>13763393
>wealthy redditors

>>13763060
When will the nolinkers finally fomo in, at $10?

>>13763742
fuck you, I'll have you know that I regularily use a western-style toilet.

>>13763506
>he thinks its the same person in every thread
thats cute

>>13763060
I am on my back in my fucking basement and crying !
I was right once !
Will hobo but never sell my 10k Linkies.
Praise oatmeal bro !

>>13763469
9 decimal places faggot

Glad I bought my 234K LINK suicide stack when I did. I know I won’t actually make it but I’ll be able to pay off some debts and have some decent capital for the next moon mission. Thanks /biz/

>>13763822
18, bro.

1B shares, each with 18 places behind the decimal.

Grand total of 10^27 indivisible units. They'll use those digits to effectively "split" the token, reducing the number of spots behind the decimal, and putting them in front of it. The price then gets proportionally lower, keeping the token at a reasonable price

If I have 4k links, and that equals 4 suicide stacks, does that mean I have to suicide 4 times? I’m getting nervous bros, that’s a lot of suicides.

>>13763060
>8 posts by this ID
holy shit what a faggot. hahahahahah.

>>13763765
*plop*

Yep, that’s going in my pajeet folder

>>13764603
make it 9 faggot

>>13763393
Redditors shit on /biz/ posters. The average IQ of redditors is like 120+. Why do you think there's so much useful information on that platform compared to this place which is a breeding ground for hate

>>13763972
Bullshit, it’s for when Sergey burns all of the remaining 650mm tokens and then instructs all nodes to burn their stakes token via smart contract, reducing circulating supply to just a handful of tokens. Most of those will be completely lost as well due to AI squirrels destroying paper wallets. 18 decimal places means a single token could in theory run the entire network indefinitely.

>>13764763
Spot the shitskin.

>January 1st, 2021
>I wake up around noon and check coinmarketcap
>$1050
>I spent New Years Eve alone as usual
>I think about all the memes, all the threads spammed on the Chainlink board of 4channel last night
>All the fud about dropping back to $800
>We finally broke $1,000
>I walk outside and get an Uber to the airport
>I only have the 300 Link I managed to buy early 2020, but I started making enough off staking to quit my job
>I fly to the Cryonics center I've been in touch with
>In the waiting room I browse /link/ (a board made when some anon bought 4channel with his Link gains last August)
>half the threads are anons showing off their yachts, huge orgies, paying homeless people to let them beat the shit out of them, you get the idea
>I wish I'd had gotten in earlier - a few anons were living like literal kings now, complete with their own fledgling countries
>a couple more livestreams pop up - more nolinker suicides
>the jannies quickly take them down
>the doc takes my phone and we make small talk until I slip into the abyss
>Im declared dead
>This sets off my contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within oracles
>The first contract releases the payment to the Cryonics organization
>Immediately after my Link portfolio is reorganized by a series of contracts written to stake my Link automatically for safe profits
>years pass and an army of profit taking contracts are at work, diversifying my portfolio into various assets for another level of security
>100 years pass and the stop loss contracts still haven't kicked in
>As if no time had passed at all I'm awake, for a second I think I'm still waiting to be put into Cryogenic sleep

1/2

>>13763393
GOOD they can pickup my bags while i travel the world lol

>>13763393
Except reddit isnt wealthy since they always buy too late. Theyre still nursing heavy bags of Bat and Vechain.

>>13764795
>A new doctor is explaining everything to me
>He hands me the shoebox I put some possessions in - a photo of my family, a photo of my cat, my first Ledger Nano
>I can tell this body isn't organic, but it looks completely natural
>The doctor shows me my portfolio
>Adjusted for inflation, I'm the equivalent of a 2021 billionaire
>I pay for an ego backup
>A sensor imbedded in my body serves as an oracle, if I die my consciousness will immediately be restored in a new body
>I spend some decades roaming Earth, talking to the other old Linkers
>Learn that ayys made first contact soon after our societal and technological development was spurred on by smart contracts
>Pay homage to the statue of Sergey Nazarov, standing in the center of what was once Israel
>Send 1 Link to the janitors wallet as he scrubs Sergey's giant stone feet
>He gets a notification and realizes he's suddenly a rich man
>Exclaims he can finally buy his freedom, breaks down crying tears of happiness
>Figure I've had enough of Earth, pay a ship building company to make me a vessel resembling the one I once flew in EVE Online
>Explore the stars and meet all sorts of interesting people and space niggers using worm holes rendered traversable by some alien technology
>Enter the infinite
What are you gonna do when you make it, anon?

>>13764808
I'm gonna pay people like you to write inspirational greentexts for my 300 children to read every day.

>>13764766
That, or they understand like we do that we can't even fathom the value that LINK will unlock, and so they put an absurd buffer of decimal places in there for when the economy reaches pan-galactic scale

>>13765487
Unironically more plausible than my shitpost and probably the actual truth.

>>13765535
A+ shitpost, mate. The fudders have been more pants-on-head retarded lately, and it's oh so satisfying

>>13764766
>>13765487
>>13765535
Alternatively:
If Ethereum itself, along with nearly all tokens based inside of it, have 18 decimal places
And Chainlink exists within Ethereum
Then you're retarded for thinking it's anything significant.

Is Chainlink the last coin that will ever moon?

Studies say yes.

>>13763972
Depends on lockup. If node operation is fruitful, tokens will go up in value regardless of divisibility. Basic supply & demand.

>>13763117
This is the most pessimistic thing I have seen. I would love to be in that situation.

>>13763767
> he’s a newfag
thats cute

>>13763060
accumulated 100k, sold 50k today and bought the matic dip, will ride matic to x3 then buy link at a discount after mainnet dump.
cap this, in 10 days i'll show you 200k link.
started in the end of 2017 with almost nothing, traded my way to 100k, will trade my way to 200k, and if it doesn't work? well 50k is a nice stack anyways.

>>13765834
Is it true that all you need to make it is to just trade whatever the new thing on Binance is?

>>13765806
Im afraid of responding to this because I dont know if its apart of the pastachain by now or if you're actually just a newfag

Is exchanging LINK for ETH the only way to cash out?

>>13766041
Wash your cash with Monero first and then claim the ETH is a long-term hold for lower taxes.

>>13766041
Or BTC

>>13766076
Holy fu***** shit, you can do that? I never thought of this. this could be a life saver. Can you elaborate on how that would work logistically?

which one of you anons just bought 10k in link on binance? i saw that happen.

>>13766041
dollarydoo pair on coinspot if you're an aussie
https://www.coinspot.com.au/chart/LINK

>>13766238
Kiwi, but I have family who live in aussie so setting up an account will be straightforward.