/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13760941
inb4 /biz/ related, dying is not fucking profitable.

>>13760941
bone spur

Break your fibula and have plate put in. That can technically disqualify you.

>>13760941
Your income is tax free on deployments. Imagine not paying taxes legally by cashing out your crypto while overseas

>>13761001
all of that is meaningless if you die, refer back to >>13760952

>tfw history of mental illness
comfy

Go camping. Forever.

>>13761041
from what i understand, they an bypass all that, and age, and also some injuries im pretty sure. basially they can do whatever they want, i don't want to fight a war for kikes, thats not why i was born gawt dammit!! i am fine and am not harming anyone getting high and masturbating all day :(

>>13760941
>tfw 30yr old boomer but still fitter than 99% of this board
enjoy dying for kikes zoomie scum

>>13761072
in ww2 they recruited up to age 45. fuck you, you're coming with us!!

>>13760941
Mfw just got medically discharged from the Army

>>13760941
>how can I avoid a military draft?
Leave America, even the permeant residences have to register for the draft.
Maybe look into Contract law...find out the rules of the contract...Can they force you to contact? Is that not Involuntary Servitude (proper slavery)? I though 'Merica was free.
>anyone know anything useful about that?
Canada & Mexico are both nice...Canada more so obviously
>I don't feel like fighting wars for Israel.
What are you going to do about it?

I have been hoping for the Zoomerocalypse

>>13761001
Only your LES pay is tax-free. Still have to pay taxes on other incomes.

>>13761194
idk, probably take off if i ever get that notice, fuck them, mexico does sounds nice.

>>13760952
>dying is not fucking profitable.
What is the military Industrial complex?
>>13761084
>in ww2 they recruited up to age 45
kek, the quality of this board is going up!

>>13760941
Tell them you're a tranny

>>13760941
We're fucked, aren't we?

>>13761250
>Tell them you're a tranny
OP will become apart of operation tranny shield, the FIRST line of defence

>>13760941
Pretty sure schizophrenia/psychosis means youre not allowed near a gun.

>>13761317
INSIST on being called 'Private Pile'

>>13761241
Baja here mate. Used to do data mining for a startup in San diego till I go laid off. Got a telecommute job but make and tents expensive as fuck. So like many others I live in Rosarito in mexico 30mons from the border 2 blocks from the water. A huge fucking house for $800. A 2 bedroom apt in san diego is $1500 btw. Im still practically a hermit tho lol. But quite a bit of white people and ukranians for some reason.

>>13761347
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>>13761338
Also, be extra (and vocally) curious about when you’ll be issued live grenades and what the blast radius of said grenades is

>>13761880
Audible KEK

War is fucked up and only the wealthy people really profit from it. Just fight for Freedom by Start taking Aktion for Peace. People organize against this Organised Crime

Join the Air Force ASAP, they have no non-Special Forces combat troops, and in the draft they are the ones who always draft the fewest. If you're sent to war, it'll be to an air conditioned office in a friendly nearby country fucking around on a computer.

>>13760941
> I don't feel like fighting wars for Israel.
Just say this. Anti-Semitism disqualifies goyim from service, because they know you are capable of refusing orders.

>>13762695
are you sure about that?

>>13762658
This. the chairforce is the best way to go.

>>13762708
>>13762658
nah, i don't fucking want to do any of it. my hair is over 2 feet long, i got a taliban beard, im, not cutting my hair to take orders from some stupid kike loving faggots.

>>13762658
Llllllllmao if you join open general you can wind up as a fuels guy, loader, military police, or other horrible jobs with 14 hour days while deployed.

they are literally all faggots, the military is the gayest damn thing ive seen other than bohemian grove.

>>13762707
Just tell them you know all about the Nuremberg trials!

>>13762732
Nobody is going to draft your stupid ass, dumbfuck. Even if they did you can just go to Canada and resume your pot smoking retard commie lifestyle there.

>>13762780
what good would that do? ill just tell them I aint goin!

>>13762782
i hate fucking commies, don't you ever disrespect me like that again you piece of shit!

>>13760941
Just be 30, anon.

>>13762799
The Nuremberg trials were about following orders that ppl knew where wrong! i.e you DON'T have to follow orders that you think are morally wrong. i.e murder

>>13760941
Relocate retard, that's how I avoided draft I poland

>>13763227
but what about my family?

>>13760941
Pretend to be insane and be forced to being committed to a mental institution. Then you are barred from buying guns that require a background check. You could show your record to the selective service if they come for you.

> Heh, you guys would be insane to give me, a previously institutionalized faggot access to firearms

There you go OP. Heads up, even though you didn't 'ask for it' getting committed will still be billed in your name, so have insurance, it will still be thousands. Better than fighting and dying for Israel, for sure.

>>13763242
Priorities, my dude priorities.

>>13763307
no, this is also a stupid answer. next!

>>13763350
:*(

>>13760941
go to a psychologist and get diagnosed with autism and adhd since you probably already have it

>>13763368
Well I don't think there is an answer that suits you. 26 is the age that the selective service draft goes up to. But in a big war they can go much higher. Nazi Germany took men as high as the age of 60.

If the Congress and all really wanted to I suppose they could get rid of all draft dodging methods, making only suicide the only foolproof avoidance of this situation.

>>13760941
Can you be declared unfit for service if you're weak and/or fat?
Start bulking

>>13763863
no they have special programs for both lmao.

do illegal spics have to serve?

>>13761265
Rejoyce, and get ready to die for Israel anon. It's your american birth right.

>>13760941
no fuck you anon. go fight and die ya little bitch. I'm too old to be drafted! hahahahahaha get fukt you little bitch zoomer! have fund dying in the desert!

>>13760941

>>13760941
Why burgers can't never stay quiet?
Too sugar maybe?

>>13760941
I’m pretty old for draft standards and have had knee surgery with most of the cartilage in that knee missing. I think I’m safe

>>13763770
The Germans only started conscripting the very young and the very old when they decided to fight a war on both fronts and the Russians threw wave after wave after wave at them. Also, buy chainlink

Get ready to die for Israel goyim.

>>13760941

buy Chainlink

>>13760941
there is no war with iran brainlet. it's just trump flexing to have the jews support for reelection.

Hey guys, just in case.. If there is a war with Iran... How do I make profit from that?

>>13760941
skitzo here trying to get in so me and my shadow man can rain hell

>>13761880
double kek