/biz/ - Business & Finance

I will eradicate all kikes and niggers from the planet.

>>13746044
Get the wasps

>>13746044
what mosquitoes are we referring to? do u mean the black and starving one?

>>13746044
That's an honorable pursuit anon. Personally, I will eradicate all the stink bugs

unironically the bees and bats need to be saved. I ain't doing it though some other cuck can.

2 chicks at one time

>>13746044
if link hits $1000 i will make anime real.

You guys selling your bags or staking?

I will assemble a team to hunt down the people who unironically fud link.

>>13746044
I will eradicate all nolinkers.

>>13746068
fucking based

I will hunt (((them))) down

>>13746044
Start living instead of surviving. I just want to upgrade from NEET tier to normie tier.

>>13746068
horribly racist but to each their own linkfren
>>13746070
The insects or the people?
>>13746072
All of them
>>13746074
Cute bug!
>>13746089
I think killing mosquitoes will hurt some bats so I'm willing to additionally help bats
>>13746100
But what about the money you have above $1MM?
>>13746101
Upvote
>>13746102
Both
>>13746113
Like
>>13746132
Like

>>13746170
I want link to make me rich so that I can become a neet. normie life is misery.

I will kickstart and finance the invention and mass production of the Robot Wife.

Pros of a Robot Wife:

>never ages
>never smells
>doesn't get fat
>works with 100% efficiency to make you happy
>doesn't turn into a psycho once a month
>will never cheat on you
>Robot Wife could also be good for Home Defense
>can do chores for you
>never complains
>always wants to fuck when you want and fullfill every one of your fetishes
>never initiates any Drama
>can own as many robot wifes as you can afford (will make Men want to work harder)
>long battery life thanks to fuel cells
>completely customizable during ordering process
>Robot AI learns about you to be your best possible companion
>can only improve over time
>easily replaceable

Cons:
none

>>13746197
This is going on my lambo's hood

>>13746044
Move to Europe. Try to marry my best buddy's sister and make babies with her so he and I will be legit family.

>>13746044
Checked and based

reminder that real projects like ETH/EOS had a mainnet and thousands of dev using it 1 year after ICO.

reminder that Sergey owns 65% of Link supply.

LINK is nothing like ETH, it will NEVER moon.

>>13746405
hey i posted this the other day

>>13746068
A true Linkie. Sergey has taught you well. He hates niggers and kikes too. He is Hitler reincarnated

I honestly just want to live in a mountain cabin with a grand piano and a big garden full of weed while I make high end custom jewelry and make beats

I’m gonna get a Big Mac meal

>>13746044
space fleet for asteroid mining

>>13746566
Checked and based

Will fulfill my fantasy of having a harem of insanely expensive mares to fuck whenever I want

>>13746566
unironically gonna be the first thing i have after i make it, in honor of sergey

>>13746044
I honestly dont know how to live, i will be on here 24/7 if i make it

>>13746654
based

>>13746654
I would unironically do this if I made it.
Being on biz is fun whether we're in a bull or bear market, sideways is pretty slow though

>>13746701
4chan will be bought by linkies and you will need to confirm you own a wallet with at least 1K link to even post, screenshot this

>>13746381

I think many link holders would want to finance this and get rid of roasties for the good of humanity, it would be the final nail to the coffin

>>13746044
im going to buy 4chan and shut it down for good

how much does chink moot want?

I will purchase a house. Modest but comfortable - with a significant amount of land. On these lands will be a small garden. As you pass through the brass gates and move through the rows of blue,gray, and white flowers you’ll be drawn to the center of the garden. There will stand a 10 ft gold statue of Sergey. His right hand lifted, giving a thumbs up, and his left hand extended offering a small link cube. His face a peaceful smile as if to say “congratulations”. At his feet will be small gold frogs, mouths open shooting water into the fountain around him - the prophets that brought us to him.

Once a week I will bring my family to enjoy Big Macs in front of the statue to give thanks for all he has given us.

>>13746889
this

i'll just keep waging until i get a modest amount. hard to accept but i guess this is my lot in life. better luck next reincarnation

>>13746675
>>13746701

yeah crab market is some boring shit, board slow AF

>>13746044
Checked - I presume 'mosquitoes' was a spelling mistake for 'mosques'
Absolutely based

>>13746381
Can she piss on me?

5K linklet here, will I make it too?

Lmao you will lose it all when mainnet goes live. It will be the biggest dump

>>13747219
>she

I want to reinvest my money once I go over 1 million but I have no clue about investing. My whole life has been crypto. I think maybe I will reinvest back to crypto? Not sure

pay off student debnts and finish biz school. set up my parents. continue my career, pushing myself and learning from others. start my own high growth biz, and 50-100x my wealth.

once i'm at hereditary empire of passive investments level then I buy a castle, maybe a sports team, and stay in the game through a family office.

fuck all you lazy fucks who just wanna sit on an island or neet it up. take inspiration from sergey...he could do that but he chooses to love the game. only true linkies relate.

t. ico hodler

>>13746044
Checked. The original Adelyn version has contact and Chainlin tho

>>13747390
Not a true linkie but DESU I would get bored of the NEET life, I already have in fact.

t. former NEET, could only buy my linkies with wagie dollars but I suffered not being able to research as much as the rest of you because of it. every day when I get home I feel drained physically and mentally please release me sergey

>>13746044
i will fund Spice and Wolf season 3

>>13746431
I'm just some autist. Why would you larp as me?

>>13746044
I'm going to fund a 64-episode OVA of Tomizawa's underappreciated pedolovecraftian superflat body horror manga, Milk Closet

>>13746068
Thomas here.
I am proud of you.

Avenge Paul Walker.

I will scour my country of all reputable psychics, mediums, whatever you want to call them. I will then vet them because even amongst the best there are frauds. Now once the top ten have been selected I will pay them to convene at a sleceted location. Here they will enter a night-long ritual to evoking the presence of Kek, and many questions will be asked and hopefully many instructions will be given. If this is a success, we can safely say this is just the beginning.

>>13746467
>>13746068

lmfao
eth and link are their coin through and through

>>13746044
>removes critical foundation block from the food web
Invest in an education in ecology before playing god, op.

Staying as far away from the yacht party knowing that everyone attending that shindig is a loser, racist, virgin and dweeb

>>13746044
Mosquitos help keep the negro population in check.

>>13747828
the yatch party will be where real sharks meet to change the world while actual neets with no real connections would have their private keys taken away before throwing them overboard

>>13747228
Answer this guy’s question please cause I’m uh...also a 5k linklet. What’s a good way to make make money without selling most of my stack? What’s the formula for selling off gains?

>>13747854
Do you even know how many mosquitoes graduate from Mossad's academy every year?