/biz/ - Business & Finance

you're worth 500k at most

>>13745155
how much are you worth, how long did it take?
and just travel to amsterdam and visit the red light district

>>13745155
>>be crypto millionaire

Why not a real millionaire? Why can't you take your money and put it in the bank? What's the point of having online money, taking some of it off the internet and actually having it?

Sorry, I'm new at this.

>>13745315
Big stacks of cash just bleed value. If you're going to pull a million out of crypto you need to reinvest it in something anyway

> caring about used up roasties
NGMI

>>13745155
there was a nice study done that shows women prefer men with decent income and high status job positions (surgeon, investment banker) compared to high paying but low status jobs (sales agent, prostitute)

Conclusion: social status is more desirable than wealth. No one wants to fuck a millionaire uber driver

>>13745362
Yeah, but if you have a million in crypto, and can't use it. Then why have it?

If you take it out and actually have a fluid amount of money you can spend, take some and reinvest it, wouldn't that be better. You'd still have money reinvested, and still have money to spend.

Or am I just retarded

>>13745155

I average 25+ with phone photos.

Allright op, I'll help you but it won't be free.

I'm based down under but will be in the US next month.

mid 20s, I slapped on a toupee the other month and began matching with 10x more women than before

Wish I had the gusto to pull off a bald look so that I could ditch this thing but since i'm short/too lazy to become ripped I feel the androgynous straight male look is the lowest effort solution.

>>13745526
You're right, but he never said he didn't take some out to use it. Just that he was a crypto millionaire.

I sold some and traveled.
Did you write anything in your bio tho? I just put in height. Dont want these bitches who all have empty bio to read mine desu

>>13745155
What are you invested in?

>>13745155
>be broke
>over 300 matches on tinder

feelsalrightman

>>13745526
Money doesn't help, just attracts the smelly ones convered in make up.

They cost $500 a week in maintenance (Food costs and designer bags).

>>13745641
Shitcoin portfolio
I just bought everything that is listed on binanace and the big korean exchanges at same time, the koreans are bullruncrazy

fwiw OP, matches mean fuck all. I am a good looking guy and get 150 matches in my first week of a new account, but typically get to meet 0 or 1 girl from each reset. I.e. under 1% meet rate.

What the other guy said, as well. Status is what matters. The poorfag DJ can choose who he fucks, the millionaire with no friends standing at the back, is going home alone.

>be crypto millionaire
>still poor in real life

Lol ya well some Anon just did a go fund me saying I'm sick of being poor that his campaign
Kek could you imagine if he got his 7 million lol I bet not 1 dollar

>>13745672
No, I want a big farm and an estate with Mexicans tilling my fields, and maybe some institutional privileges but I'll settle on the former.

I want to grow my money into something, and I don't just want it to be money on a screen I can brag to strangers about. If I make the money into something, can I actually have it or is it this abstraction on the computer?

If you were a millionaire you should be able to pick up girls anywhere, if you're a millionaire and not confident enough to tell some girl you want to take her to a 5 hotel and fuck her brains out you must be plainly retarded, I mean most girls are down to fuck in the backseat of a hyundai...

>>13745738
>I want a big farm and an estate with Mexicans tilling my fields

That is called reinvesting if you didn't realize. I thought you were talking about pulling all your money out of crypto and just putting it in savings.

>>13745738
But then you make less gains.....and inadvertently help the brown menace.

Hard pass, at least poos (and their pumps) are technically human.

>>13745155
So I rent some commercial property in a downtown area close to a party street. In the basement I created a lounge with a recording studio. I befriended these two chads that bring over an unlimited supply of girls from down the street. I just show off my electric piano playing a bit, talk as if I'm a bigshot (which I sort of actually am at this point) and these drunk thots take any excuse to start touching me. Not larping.

>>13745155
You need to put your private keys in the bio

>>13745155
BUY THE FUCKING TINDER AND FORCE FUCKING MATCHES

>>13745808
this ffs

>>13745561
This is why I hate women.
I could get hair transplants and get as many women as before but it would just disgust me that I would have to do that because it's confirmation that they are all shallow whores. Fuck them

>>13745155
lel enjoy giving 80% of that to the gobernment

>>13747098
>paying taxes on crypto

>>13747054
How did you befriend them? what do you offer them?

Just go to thailand, vietnam, belarus or cancun. You will get better pussy there anyway

>>13747183
blowjobs

take the /fit/ my fren

>>13747183
I literally just automatically befriend people without making any effort and they seem to pop up out of nowhere. My network has expanded exponentially since gaining wealth and starting a business. People keep wanting to introduce me to their friends, their friends want to introduce me to their other friends. When people see that you have something going on they want to get in on it. I have total strangers ask for my number.

>>13747326
I offer them purpose or the illusion of one. Their chads physically but they're kind of beta-chads. They're a bit younger and low iq and easy to manipulate. They see me as some sort of genius. They're like a couple of henchmen from a movie.

>>13747326
That makes sense, people underestimate how much your wealth and status play into your psychology and the personality you exude. Whats your business if you dont mind?

>>13745155
Why bother with tinder?

I ditched it two years ago, and on september I will celebrate 1 year of relationship with my GF.

Go to coffee shops, talk to random people. Smile at pretty women and be comfortable with yourself.

I am no crypto millionaire (hoping to be with 240 stupid Link, 2 eth, and a ton of shitcoins), and I could make it.

You can make it anon. You will be loved.

5/10 white dude who constantly gets 8/10 matches on Tinder in Asia. Just sayin.

>>13745561
Started balding in my early 20s, just shaved it all off. Bagged more pussy with the bald look. Just own it bruh. I guess it helped that I used to work out and was swole and live in nyc.

>>13745155
Money doesn’t change you from being beta

>>13747644
The main floor is a restaurant, the basement has a couch, seats, table, tv, a room with a "recording studio". Not a real professional, structured one, but more of a hang out and throw ideas against the wall type space. I have ideas and plans in many other industries now though.
>people underestimate how much your wealth and status play into your psychology and the personality you exude.

Yeah. I don't even have to talk much. I can play the mysterious, eccentric guy but I have all these creative "cool" people around, I have a couple chads that do my bidding. The image is very powerful. It even goes into my subconscious and influences my behavior without me having to put effort into being confident. I make unbreaking eye contact because... who the fuck are you where I should look away? I've underwent a complete psychological transformation. I'm hypnotized into a very confident person which yields more results into my reality, which feeds back into my psychology and then that influences others to see me as some sort of leader.

>>13748140
Ahhh That was enough ego stroking for tonight. Anyway moral of the story is.. once you're a millionaire don't just use the money to stagnate. Use the money to build your kingdom, get a bigger purpose, build a more interesting clan and women will start gravitating towards you, and you'll have to fight them off. You won't need tinder.

>>13745646
i've got over 300 matches but only 3 dates. what're your numbers like?

>>13745155
post my dog 10 likes
post my face 3 likes