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JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

LCIguy senpai, look at the volume on LCI. What's going on? So looooow. What's happening? Too many institutions? Are pplz hodl?

>>13739829

LET'S DO THIS

>>13739819
lol of course i wrote more calls this morning.

My buddy told me about OGRMF which goes on NASDAQ tomorrow as OGI. Says its price target is 12.50 to 17.50. I know its DUDE WEED but...

What do y'all think?

>>13739837
Stalemate.. also.. a lot of stocks seem to be rather flat on volume today... just one of those days..

JWM puts lads before tomorrow a little pricey but guaranteed win

>>13739836
They have nothing going on all year long. I'm surprised its still above 40 dollary doos.

>SESN

When did you buy in? 0.75 months ago

WHY ARE THE JEWS DOING THIS TO US?!?!?!?!?!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

>>13739858
Mmmm I see. I didnt notice. KBLB has high high high volume, wasnt paying as much attention on too many others. It does appear low volume day. Need a boost. Peeps are waiting

BBBBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP!!!

It'd be easier if Fed just posted the support levels straight up.

SHOULD I BUY UBER OR LYFT OR GTFO?

>>13739847

420 BLAZE IT BRO

BUY LCI

>>13739836
I think ATVI puts pace been my most consistent and profitable plays

>>13739898
We got a factory!

>>13739829
>>13739838

>>13739911
Are you mad

THREATLY REMOINDA THAT DIVVIES R UR M8

>>13739919
Buy puts on SNAP

>>13739946
I know. That spiked the activity earlier in the day, its slowed down tremendously. Now it's back to today's open. 30% up, then right back down.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>BILI, LPTX, KR, MMM, CGC, KHC
Aaaaaaahhhh!!!!!

>>13739884
Could easily rally when they announce the non-mobile diablo. I’m probably not gonna play it, they’ve been very disappointing.

>>13739955
U R my fren divbro

BASED S

>>13739976
Even if they announce it, its very off. They couldn't even hint at it last Blizzcon. And its probably in development hell.

And if it even sniffs at being as cartoony, humor laden, and self-aware as D3 was then its not going to be the smash hit they need.

>>13739919
Buy puts on Lyft and cash out Friday easy money everytime buy tight puts thought between 52-52.90 normally always pays off it’s a fucking short playground
Don’t buy Uber yet

>>13739954
Only argument(s) for why Fed should not post support levels straight up are the ones that undermine the credibility and motives of the institution itself.

So yeah.

>>13740025
D1 was pretty humorous without taking away from the game. Just made the darkness even better.

D2 had the mad cow level...

>>13740034
Will REITs tank again?

>>13740067
What do I look like, a fucking lightbulb?

>>13740082
Yes

>>13740082
They look very hungry for cock.

>>13740082

If you stuck your cock into any one of these buff slavs then they'd pinch it right off with one firm kegel.

This is how I want to die.

>>13739819
Anyone else expecting a 20% move in JCP tomorrow after earnings?

They cleared their shitty inventory.. the economy is doing well.. consumption is good.. overloaded short position.. it's coming

>>13740061
Its fine to have small amounts of humor like a secret level. Its not fine to have constant jokes, exaggerations, and even multiple followers that are all nothing but cheese.

D1 and D2 were atmospheric games. Especially D1. D3 had nothing going for it on this level. Even the villains were made to be talkative and moronic. D3 was a monumental fuckup. The last blizzcon was just proof that the company never got on track.

>>13740101
Hear hear

>>13740100
their pussy will snap your dick like a glow stick.. toned girls are sexy.. muscular ones are nasty.. they probably all have hairy asses and mustaches they have to shave everyday...

>>13739836
for you

>>13740130
honestly I forget most of what happened in D3, I was drunk for most of it. And because of that I had fun, but don't remember the details. I wasn't impressed though.

Too bad they'll never bring back the drunk from D1. Good laughs.

>>13740161

>>13740096
Post the ones with Christopher.

>>13740082
Absolutely putrid

>>13739819
What a shit thread. Go discuss pussy and videogames in another board.

>>>/a/
>>>/s/
>>>/v/

>>13740082
I'd do the middle one but not the other two.

3,1,2

>>13740100
testosterone drives sex drive

>>13740082

>>13740278
Being 5'11" truly is hell

>>13740278
If the thighs are hard, I’m not
That’s just a fact right there

Muscle abs and nice tone on a girl are gr8 but if she doesn’t have soft places on her body it’s all for naught
Soft skinny smell good is what we need

Jerome will deliver the rates we need to achieve just such a lean, balanced growth. Not too much, not too little. Just right

>>13740278
fucking gross...

This swinger couple my ex and i used to hang out with.. the girl was super fucking hot.. like really fucking hot.. short blonde with big boobs.. and she would get off on muscular girls... it was weird.. why? why oh why?!?! her husband didn't really understand it either...

>>13740128
massive short squeeze when the Macys thanksgiving day parade starts

>Galt green
>LCI green
Hope you all listened

Right, Left, or Middle?

>>13740333
trips chekd

Hold tight

LCI going to $100

>>13740082
>>13740278

more please

Rate my dividend growth stocks
>CMCSA
>PEP
>AXP
>KR
>LUV

>>13740376
Left. I'd pick her up and fuck her in the ass

buy LCI

>>13740376
Yes.

>>13740376
Don’t think any of them is a virgin...
None

>>13740414
fucking boomers...

>>13740082
Why would somebody put that much effort into shooping men's faces on them? It's a good job, but why?

>>13740333
>>13740381
>>13740433
Kek has spoken.

I'm here for Dem fat divvies

>>13740414
Get you some P&G and some 3M

>>13740468
Get a dividend every week with covered calls

>>13740333
I SHOULD'VE FUCKING BOUGHT INTO GALT GOD DMANIT

>>13740484

>>13740468

high yield

>>13740468
>sustainable growth in the form of fat divvies

nah, that doesnt end well long term
divvies alone is not the true path to growth, just a detour along the way

I'm new to volatility index trading... someone please explain to me why going heavy on say... VXN any time it hits $15 would not be a great way to make gains? It sounds too easy... are there massive fees baked in somehow? I see that VXN works on a 30 day expiry period... how the fuck does that work? Someone please explain these volatility ETN's to me please, the info online is fucking garbage.

>>13740538
Both of them are fat
>>13740442
I have them on margin for 2x leverage. I'm retiring twice as fast, peasant
>>13740479
I thought about PG but their current payout is too high to rapidly grow

Slow day. Yawn. Post more.

>>13740584

>imagine being this dumb

>>13740219
You sound like a phaggit.

>>13740592
I love /fit/ but I wish they had more running threads.

>>13740219

literal faggot

>>13740584
Its retarded to buy Vix unless its 12 and below, maybe 13 max. The fed shorts it down + high fees and high decay

>>13740595
>imagine having $300K in disposable income per year to invest
>dumb

keep jerking to anime kids faggot, your most valuable asset is is embedded in a Kleenex pile in the drawer of a desk your mom bought you

>>13740591
and neither are thicc, the true GOAT pick
theres a difference between a peach and a pear shape, i assure you

>>13740629
no you dont, they all end up becoming threads where people argue about bread

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/20/hedge-funds-bet-the-sell-off-is-over-they-have-concluded-that-the-correction-has-run-its-course.html

ITS OVER.

>>13740664

you seem upset

WHY WON'T YOU CRASH I NEED CHEAPIES

>>13740682

>>13740657
Okay - so what is up w/ the 30 day expiration? Is that only for options and futures traders? For example... if I buy a bunch of this shit through my TD Ameritrade (Think or Swim) platform - does it get liquidated at some point... or can I actually just sit on it until I like the price and offload?

>>13740705
Cheapies are now. Buy eru see eye desu

>>13740682
>https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/20/hedge-funds-bet-the-sell-off-is-over-they-have-concluded-that-the-correction-has-run-its-course.html
And yet... I hear american auto loan default is at a high, and debt (or bad debt?) is also rising.

>>13739955
nice numericals divvy
good day to buy the dip on some commission free etfs on your way to making big moves

>>13740645
name of girl?

>>13740712
all futures contracts expire and rollover each month, you wont get liquidated if youre holding the etf. but the vix etf actually do expire and decay to 0 over the course of a couple years

>>13740712
the shares last forever (not including reversesplits), but the price reflects the average price movement of options that expire in 30 days

>>13740733
Is this car bubble? Do we short Americas car market? Where are the auto loan backed securities?

>>13740705

buy more fat divvys in the meantime

>>13740755
Katja Kokoff

>>13740788
Suggestions on currently low divvies?

>>13740764
Thank you for this, it clarifies a lot. What resource do you guys like for looking up the expire date of these contracts? The information I'm finding online is so scattered and incomplete... like how the fuck is TD Ameritrade going to just let me plunk money down on this fucking thing knowing if I bag hold it long enough it will be worth zero... for fucks sake. I mean, buyer beware and all, but holy shit it just looks like any other stock when you go to buy it. Where can I get good, in-depth information on these things before I go balls deep?

Also, thanks again, I truly appreciate the pic related and your time advising a volatility brainlet.

We're gonna make it SQQQ frens, it's still a long way down for Tech

>>13740819
GROW
ODP
EVC
DHY
they are all low low low but are volatile as fuck and will likely crash soon..

>>13740819
MO

o-okay Bili, that's l-low enough!

Just added DAL.
Get ready for take off!

OH GOD I DCA'D BEFORE THE DIP
COME BACK HERE SPIDERKUN!!!

Fuck this autistic day, man.
FUCK YOU IF YOU BUY TESLA FUCKING FORTNITE ZOOMERS

tfw the Nathans famous hotdogs limit order goes through

>>13740819
Buy the following for massive dividend growth so you can retire early with massive passive income
Green I'm holding, yellow is next burchase

>>13740819
KHC

>>13740790
looked for that on google,. cant find her under that name?

I've got $100

what do i invest in, boys. I'm thinking tesla and apple right now. they're down right now, but they're usually reliable.

>>13740948
>>13740819
After the china crash also stock up on TCEHY to take advantage of china NEETs
They only payout 10% of their EPS meaning their dividend can absolutely EXPLODE in the future

>>13741023
You are a cuck if you buy tesla right now.
Fucking fortnite zoomer.

>>13741023
>$100
>TSLA and AAPL both over $100
Buy LCI

>>13741044
He can’t even afford a share of either of the companies he mentioned. Safe to assume this is larptrolling

Suppose... I say, suppose: I inherited 500K from a deceased relative. I don't want to lose it, but I want to live comfortably without ever having to work again or worry about rent, gas, food, weed, etc...

Where should I put this money?

>>13740733
Srs, can I short ABS bonds for auto loans? These available to the public?

>>13741023

LCI

>>13741063
Your asshole

>>13741063
Gambling/options/high-risk-high-maintenance investments are OUT OF THE QUESTION...

>>13741063
Diversified divvie stocks. Might I suggest NRZ for a start?

>>13741076
I will pay you to go away. This is how rich I am right now.

>>13741063
Coke :^)

>>13741094
>500k
>rich
lol okay poorfag

>all this talk about China banning Apple

>>13741063
you buy 70% SPY, 25% triple levered bonds, and 5% bearish credit spreads at a 30 delta away from SPY. Congrats on ur early retirement

>>13740924
Are you mad?

>>13740951
There it is :)

>>13741094
>500k
>rich
Eh not really. But still good, and more than most of this board. You can live off of that. Look into dividend stocks. Skip T and AAPL right now tho.

>>13741084
Haven't heard of NRZ I was thinking IBM, KO, T and a few REITs + keep like 30% of it in S&P 500

>>13741063
I would just buy VOO and live off the dividends with some minor selling here and there. Live very very frugally.

>>13741063
berkshire hathaway

>>13741129
High divvie. Cheap now.

>>13741120
You're fucking dead if you buy in now kiddo, it's going down.

>>13741063
50% LCI shares
50% LCI calls

Fuck! Why spiders drop right back?!

will SP just break down already >_>

>>13741023
LCI bro..

LCI to $100

>>13741183
I’m no longer up... this will hurt
>>13741157
Been watching, was brought up here but told it’s risky.

>>13741160
U sound perturbed
;^)

>>13741215
nice pits

STOP DUMPING

>altria actually going to end the day red
Is there a worse human being than Mitch McConnell?

>>13741215
thanks SP for listening

>>13741264
g-gross

>>13741250
It is. That's why you diversify. It's worth the 11% dividend. So make it like 5% of your divvie portfolio.

>>13741215
Silence
Bulls coming in for the PH pump any minute

Im eating an enormous cock in WB.

>>13741371
Bingo. Almost time for the end of day rally. Day traders closing positions. Pros making final decisions. It's coming on shortly.

>>13740951
If you want to lose money and get pennies back from the divvy buy KHC that shit is going to 29 next earnings and y’all are fucked if you’re in it
Convince me otherwise

>>13741397
Probably. All of the decisions I’ve made lately have been terrible. I need more liquidity...

CTL going to $0? It's cheaper than F

>>13741413
Buy ARNC. Cheaper than KHC, and on the dip, guaranteed to continue to grow since the steel tariffs are lifted AND has a .93 divvy being given out
Great solid fucking company and probably going to 30-33 by EOY

What do you guys think about Neptune Wellness? It's only at $3.90 right now, so it's cheap for higher returns. I'm just unsure if I should wait for it to fall further before buying in, or to ignore it completely.

I'm not in it but is anyone seeing this CANF drama?

Was up 60% and then announced an offering at 4 dollars mid day. They had an offering a month ago. It's wojak territory over there for fomo people.

>>13740989
Speak it loudly and perhaps slowly until you get it.

>>13739933
I'll probably buy puts next ER

>>13741484
you should post a ticker when you ask questions like this

>It's only at $3.90 right now, so it's cheap for higher returns
Is it? whats the market cap? If you are deciding how expensive or cheap stock is based on SP thats kinda scary....

Bubbles are bursting

Tesla is goin down

Time to dump my bags and go cash and summer vacation

>>13741530
comf

>>13741530

>>13741215
Euphoria!

this fucking market sucks today.

LCI what u doing? Right back to opening price...

>>13741530
Tesla can't going down because BADSED Elon Musk tweeted anime.

>>13741509
My bad, my bad. The ticker is NEPT. It's got a market cap of 309 million right now. It's down 6% this month, but up 7.5% from three months ago.

Ok boys, let's get this end of day rally started! Power hour time!

>sell in May they said
>Always hold some cash, they said
>Diversify, they said
>Get a little bit of physical gold they said, up to 10% of holdings
I'm in for such a bruising. It's going to be so disgustingly cruel that even RKG won't be able to get off on it.

>>13740682
What i really am scared about is how all this trade deal news was handled. I am a bear and i was hoping it would just come out that there's no deal. Not this slow one day there's good news one days there's bad. It makes everything a lot harder to predict what the end sell off will be when it comes out there officially isn't any deal nor will there be for a while.

>>13741570
let the shorts load up

>>13741664
If things were easy to predict then the market would have already dropped the expected lost in value already

Kim Kardashian just fucked up JITB stock.

>>13741387
>>13741371
PH canceled
we taking field trip to LOD instead

>>13741640

LCI
C
I

BUY BUY BUY

>>13741708
Low on capital. Brokerage loaded on LCI and KBLB with some SP index fund.

>>13740333
And they both turned negative on me.

Poopy.

>>13741664
drumt aktually good for thids. If the Mueller report had just been released all in one day, instead of all the leaks, then Barr's summary, then the redacted version... would've been an absolute shitstorm.

Don't know if this is planned or just how things work out, but it mitigates damages.

>>13741358
I rlly wanna, but I'm getting nuked and need more cash; wondering what bags I can dump...

Why does the Senate hate me, personally, to such an extreme degree?

>>13739858
you into drug stocks? is SCYX a good buy theyve already done preclinical trials so it looks like it could be something

Is LCI a meme?

>>13741774
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Let's buy more. I keep DCAing but getting cucked. KBLB, BILI, MMM, KR, all notable examples.

CGC as well. Don't get me started on GDOT and LPTX, scars I will wear forever.

>>13741827
LCI is the memeist meme on SMG right now. More memey than LPTX, GALT, and BILI

>>13741536
cute cute

>>13741827
Yes and no. It's a meme cause its shilled here on /smg/ and all stocks here are de facto meme stocks. Does this mean it's a bad investment? No. The short position is enormous. Institutions hold much shares. Insiders have been buying back, and are fairly isolated from the lawsuits. Stock was trading much higher when it was doing very poorly. Shorts will have to cover when they realize the company is doing well, and that leads to a short squeeze shooting the price to around its book price, $9 per share. If the company continues to do well, then we're looking at much higher returns by EOY

Who here holding options that are dragging them into the toilet while they wait for a catalyst?

Least I bought some cheapies

>>13741860
WHY DID YOU DO IT STEVEN
YOU'LL NEVER HAVE A GIRL FRIEND

>>13741897
I still haven’t gotten through the whole thing. It’s brutal.

I want to know what’s REALLY wrong with him though... but I can worry about that when markets close.

>$40 TCEHY waiting room

>>13741886
Scooby looking swole.

>>13741725
Aaaaaaand we're back.

>>13741920
If he never did that news interview he probably would never have been caught, the interview is kino

>>13741969
Slightly. Need big end of day rally!

>>13741827
dude.. adderall....

they have so many drugs with more to come.. but the adderall alone will be a huge money maker for them.

LCI just needs to touch 0.0000003 before it can retest 3,245

>>13741969
Dump it

>>13742014

>>13739994
It’s above the buyout price.
Don’t be an idiot like me.

>>13741974
Didn’t see the news interview they keep talking about in the questioning, maybe I should check that or first.

Still doubt he would’ve gotten away with it, if he made a mistake like that he must’ve made more.

>SQQQ

>AMRS puts

>>13741866
Is there a way to figure out when shorts have to cover.

>>13741827
LCI is a representation of the obsessive compulsive and autistic nature of this board. Ignore it.

>>13742079
>>13742093
SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP

>cat posters on /smg/

>>13742096
Kind of. Check historical data. Lots of positions opened up in August 2018, that's when we see this huge gap down in stock price. Means shorts heavily shorted when the stock was between 5 and 6. Unfortunately that doesnt paint the whole picture cause positions come and go, and its really only reported monthly.

There may be some who shorted when the stock was trading at 3.50, so who knows. All we know for sure, is that sooner or later, they're gonna have to cover, this company isnt going anywhere. If the price continues to rise, and the company keeps on it's current track, they will panic.

aaaaaahhhhh!!!!! Pink I’m pink!

Why’s weed getting crushed? Bubble finally bursting or is it cuz Biden only said “decriminalize” and not totally legalize?

>>13741023
Buy NVAX - I need to get rid of my bags.

>>13742014
Dump it

>>13742158
Joe "Virgin Hair Smeller" Biden, doesn't stand a chance against Donald "Chad Grab 'em by the Pussy" Trump.

>>13742158
The weed bubble burst after earnings on the big 3(CGC, TLRY, CRON) now people are aware and more cautious
Still some news in play are the bank bill and legalization so it’s likely they can still pump but I don’t expect a CRON style run for any of them until news comes out
HEXO might be the next for a run depending on earnings in June

>>13742138
They also added from 60% to 80% last quarter to keep it from exploding. They can't do that again this quarter. And the lawsuit won't play out for a year at least if it even ends up involving LCI at all. Most likely just the one woman when she was at TEVA.

Constant upward pressure.

>>13742253
Sold my hexo Friday to free up liquidity.
Kept DCAing in CGC because I felt it was the winner. Now I’m losing money again. :(

>>13742138
Is there a limit to when shorts expire?

>>13742283
Not as long as they maintain their margin.

>>>/pol/213716611

>>13742297
short ratio is 15

>>13742277
Bingo. Only person at LCI involved in the lawsuit is Cavanaugh, who is connected to Teva pharmaceuticals. The whole thing connects to Teva who faces potential 1.5bn at stake. LCI is turning around, and now is the time to get in. If you have Schwab, check their equity rating on it. The only thing wrong with this company is investor sentiment. The only reason more retail investors arent getting into it is because they're scared.

>>13742345
Where do you see that?

Also wtf?! Closed in the black? Nuts.

AAAAAHHH THAT BELL IS SO LOUD!!!

DING DING DING poster is on vacation, so look at this cat and tell me how you did today

Up 19.4%
You just can't lose betting against Activision

>>13742426

Really need these kikes to stop taking all my money...

>>13742426
Dingdingding bro will be with me FOREVER

>>13742400
finviz

shorts are ruthless on it.. thats what makes it so interesting.. they took on a huge position thinking last quarters numbers were going to be bad but they were good and now they're stuck.. they NEED bad news but LCI keeps putting out good news.. only a matter of time... The more people buy and go long the quicker they will start to cover..

>>13742426
Sold viix at the days lows, misread the market. Almost every one of my holdings is red. DCAd higher than the closing price for almost all of my holdings.

Getting crushed. Absolutely crushed. That KBLB sell off was depressing and felt very counterintuitive.

Fuck MMM, KR, KHC, BILI, and CGC

>>13742437
They are my biggest loss ever when I bought them before Blizzcon and the great market selloff of last year. I was a fool.

>>13742426
I made $8 today

>>13742426
Double titties drop, but overall sideways (relatively)

Been stuck in the same $100ish range for 6 months now

>>13742455
U sure that's accurate LCIguy?

Green 0.08%

>>13742532
it seems to update frequently like every 3 days.. the share structure seems to update every sunday...

>>13739885

0.85 here anon

>>13742281
Honestly, CGC is the winner of the weed stocks. Just hodl, it'll get better. It's just a matter of years at this point and that's fine. Patience.

>>13742426
SQQQ up, CEFL up, a good day!

>>13742426
I got fucked by my nbrv calls today, down 20 percent today. Really burns. Guess it's not a big deal, but I'm mad I thought 80 cents per share was the bottom and stocked up.

Oh well, I'll probably scalp some in the next few weeks since its gonna go back and forth until July

I can't wait until the VIX hits above 50 and I can short it all the way down and retire early

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/the-dollar-store-backlash-has-begun?utm_source=pocket-newtab

commie ur DG has some FUD on the horizon

>>13742958
>poor people don't buy fresh produce
>supermarkets close down
>dollar stores sell what dirt eaters actually want
Clearly Dollar General is at fault here

I like the upside of the GALT/LCI index more than the downside here, but we're establishing new values.

I need to actually learn memenlines so I can really flesh this out
Oh well

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

sorry i'm late I was in court all day Edition

>>13743085
Did you do it?

>>13743071
All lines point to the moons and heavens, fren.

>>13743071
>>13743125
Charts like this don't mean shit.

>>13743144
>he doesn't know
You can't into correlation, can you?

>inb4 correlation is not causation

>>13742514
And the daily after hours return to the mean has begun


>The ride never ends
I want to get off of Mr Jerome's Wild Ride®©™

>>13743144
do u have asbergers

do u NOT have asbergers

>>13743101
nah m8, learned my lessons when I was young and stupid, now I'm an attorney

You bought the dip, right?

>>13743186
How long until you make partner?

>>13743213
one single share at 198-something

>>13741897
>>13741860
>>13741974
>>13742077
It's so boring to watch,

>>13743183
I have real money faggot and the key is avoiding the meme stocks.

>>13743260
pretty impressive chair though, right?

>>13743283
It leans back so far. I'm surprised he doesn't fall over.

>>13743260
>Why did you do it Steven
...
I don't know
...

>>13743304
>>13743283
Kek, the chair was under more stress.

>>13742426
Meh, down a bit.

was thinking of buying some MMM, but the guy at JPM who predicted GE and another company to cut their divvy says that MMM will cut theirs in the future. Accordingly I'm either going to up my BA, AAPL, JNJ or PG with my next influx of cash

>>13743247
good, good. only put in what you can afford to lose

Down $1k today on a $20k portfolio... Tell me why I shouldn't buy shitloads of weekly puts tomorrow morning.

>>13742426
I made a $100 doing jack shit.

Today the market handed me an opportunity but it came with a sacrifice.

I sold my T babies! The stock hit $33 per early morning. Meanwhile I noticed AMRN dipping.

So I sold my T babies, all 155, for a nice Profit and rolled almost all into the AMRN dip.

So now I've got 400 AMRN. The target of AMRN has been jacked to a max of $51 per. A buyout would double it. So I'd clear $40,800 Profit.

I still have faith in T and his Divvy but the window to make over 40k in a short time frame don't just happen every day.

>>13743275
TA is usually garbage already
TA of low volume biopharma stocks and the like is even less useful.
TA of either of these two stocks is silly, so it's over the top to treat the two of them together (they are completely unrelated) as a useful index to draw any sort of analysis from
are you the autism poster from last night who doesn't understand sarcasm

>>13743334
I can afford to lose a lot more than that, I just don't care that much about TSLA. It's so unpredictable I wasn't planning to buy anyway, but it was super oversold
anything in my RH account could disappear, it's phone game money

>>13743358
man if AMRN dumps and you lose a lot of money that's going to suck
be careful about pushing almost all in with your whole account like that
I will pray for you

T babies status: ABORTED

>>13743358
youve got balls amigo i hope your trade pays off

>>13743370
I know but those dip shits think their TA is some sort of magic crystal ball.

>>13743358
This dip isn’t looking to friendly tbhdesu I like AMRN anddont really care much for bio but I missed the last run and don’t plan to miss it again but man I didn’t think it’d break 17 today not sure if it was just bad market conditions hopefully tomorrow I’d better

>>13743408
doing joke TA is fun
that's actually how TA started, it was never meant to be taken seriously at first but then idiots kept repeating it

I draw lines on charts after hours as sort of a relaxing meditation thing where I can turn my brain off.
Best is if it's a chart of something I don't know, or some weird derivative combo.
I only buy value, charts are 100% for fun

Note that when I do any chart art, I just keep drawing more lines and indicators as I see them.
The goal is not to come to a conclusion, but to add more lines
so the chart shouldn't show any kind of 'outcome'

>>13743347
Bitcoin

can we make a deck with crucible of worlds and living twister?

>>13743304
>>13741897
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>>13742077
Honestly, his interview proves as long you can keep your cool and just say you don't know or can't remember like the Clintons do then you can always get away with stuff.

>>13743473
What about Bollinger bands and momentum charts? These things measure real market behavior and energy compression-release corresponds to trade volume

>>13743358
I'm still gonna have my T babies. Just later. Figure I'd split the 40k this way:

5K - T babies ( Add $100 per month for 10 yrs)
30K - Dump into High interest bank (Add $100 per month and let grow for 10 yrs)
5K - Dump into reg savings for "shit happens" (Add $50 per month for 10 yrs)

>>13739955
I invested in dividends and still didn't get paid!
FUCK YOU!

>>13743693
Savings long term?
Not going to make it

>>13743693
Dont do an arbitrary savings amount, 6 to 12 months worth of expenses is a good rule.

>>13740538

after is on the left... r-right?

>>13743581
yeah I have no idea what any of that nerd shit is

those are just names for different colored lines right

>>13741397
m-macaroni ... O_O

My TSLA put that expires a month out lost 35% of its value from the open price. Talk about vol crush.

>>13742426
leaf markets were closed. Down whatever the S&P was today for that position.

Ford is going to buy Tesla @ 150 a share

>>13741500
Fard balloon!
(Checked!)

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>>13742457
Oh goddamn I’m relelly worried the div is gonna get cut in either KHC or MMM. It will seriously just tank if that ever happens. And tucci has me fudding

>>13743968
>Elon tweets: buyout secured
>sec has to shutdown both ford and Tesla
>Elon chips away at car based travel until SpaceX becomes better option
>>13743008
>buy everything but produce at dollar store and amazon because poor
> only buy produce at supermarket
>supermarket can’t stay open on just selling lettuce and bananas
I could see this happening to me, if the based 99 cent only store didn’t also sell produce.

>>13741974
Just watched half of the news interview. Honestly, if I didn’t know, I would have thought she was just upset that his neighbor was dead.

>>13743968
funding secured ;^))

Elon you're not allowed to post that here, even if you are 'anonymous' the SEC still knows

>>13743968
Why the hell would Ford buy Tesla?

No one says much when the crab takes over.

Well at my peak cash net worth I had $23,124. (My yearly salary is just under $27k).

I decided to get rid of the debt monkey on my back once and for all. Fully paid off my car and credit card.

So all that plus the cash I dumped into the market saw my cash net worth drop to 10k

So long as I dump least 20k back into my bank accounts things will be back to what they were before. So that leaves me with 20k left. Hmm, 10k on T babies perhaps?

>>13744136
Volatility snakes are more fun

which one of the suggested books is the best for a beginner? trying to get into stocks

>>13744244
Confederacy of dunces

Cramer’s opening segment just basically said trump has successfully weaponized alternative facts.

I thought, beautiful!

And then I realized... that’s basiclaly what the Chinese are doing to their citizenry with their propaganda... goddamn it.

>Just opined on MMM
>says no dividend cut but still expensive
God damn it I think I have to cut bait on MMM and KHC.

Oh god I should probably liquidate my bili too. Now it’s vulnerable to both the China AND the US government.

I love you Bili, see you at $13!

>>13744314
Basically. All he has to do is play up the small good things and ignore the big bad things about the trade deal to get the market up

>>13744314
What's the track record of this guy's analysis? I see people shitting on him on /biz/ and wallstreetbets but he wouldn't still have a show if he was a bad financial advisor...

>>13744145
>T babies
Go for it

>>13744384
He is will intermix good advice with bad. He's the guy big boys go to to set a new narrative about some company or sector.

Basically, he is honest until he's paid to insert manipulated nonsense. But you won't know which is which.

>>13744314
I cut my IQ losses not too long ago I see 17.50 if this trade war implodes further so I’ll wait to rebuy cheaper and it moons again for now I’m out of any and all Chinese plays unless it’s Puts

>>13743968
Ford can’t even afford to pay its employees my man

I see AMRN as my way to redemption. I saved during my 20's/early 30's but not as much as I should've. Was a dumb ass about some shit to be frank. So this injection of over 40k I'll get will make up for all those years of me being a dumb ass. (36 now)

>>13744463
Meant for
>>13744354

>>13744493
Don't count your chickens before they hatch

>>13744064
The dude could have gotten away with it.

>>13744354
>buying China stock during the middle of the trade war
Why dude, you are asking to get justed. Might as well hold a sign that says just fuck my shit up senpai.

>>13744125
I don't know, why would a company with a decent product and horrible logistics be sought after by a company without a product in that category and fantastic logistics? Ford might actually be able to bring the Tesla to scale. They also have big interests in self driving, but if they aren't doing well on that it may be worth their money to buy out a company that's more advanced. It'd keep them in the game. The real problem here is money, F doesn't have nearly enough to buy out, so how would they finance that? Debt? Share offerings?

>>13744480
They are cutting 20% of administrative staff and management. This has nothing to do with production.

>dat Chad staircase of transcendence
I regret letting that one Anon talking me out of fomo'ing into this on Friday. These gains just keep going.

>>13743370
>I just don't care that much about TSLA
don't think betting on the Musk God is that wild of a gamble. still a lot of room for electric cars to grow, as long as tesla keep existing there will be customers. and i dont think Elon will abandon the company even if it struggles, he has been talking about electric cars since he was a child

>>13744688
what happened?

new thread?
new thread.

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>>13744808
Some big wig faggot said the stock is worth $12 and now it's pumping up like crazy despite missing it's last two earnings and having mixed financials. I really don't get it.

>>13744850
you don't get 'it' because you're IQ is bigger than your bank account

>>13744864
>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/outlook-therapeutics-rallies-150-2-191742290.html
Go fuck yourself man.

>>13744271
thanks anon i'll check it out