/biz/ - Business & Finance

>It all crypto now...

If you aren't buying VTI on at least 1.5x leverage you're a fugging brainlet

>>13669908
If you aren't accumulating thousands of shares of GALT per week you need to wear a helmet at all times for your own safety.

>no tripcode in the OP
>anime girls
Ahhhhh, that's the stuff. Time to cum in my refrigerator.

>>13669956
I'll try to create more of the OPs, but sometimes I can only be on mobile and OP creation on mobile is a crude thing

>>13669792
>>13669808
Nice timings on CBRL and DENN
Still have to consider the other trades individually, then decide what I think of your whole position

But if that $6k shown is the only money you were swinging, you did a good job navigating the end of last year. The beginning of this year, maybe not so much (but that story is still being written)

thanks for posting ;-)

E-Trade is gonna be doing the crypto trading soon. Can't wait. Come to me, my nice shiny cheap coins.. Hold on to you and watch your value climb. Then sell you all for loads of Profit. Or least that's the plan anyway.

>>13670026
>Then sell you all for loads of Profit.
>selling

>>13669850
>Advancements in materials, communication, computation etc. are all coming from private R&D.
Communication and computation have all been public. The internet, GPS, early computing, the microprocessor, the LCD screen, were all the government. Even with Microsoft, Gates did all his early work on public computers.

>But it's all base on the choices I make when I buy things :)
There's no choice you can make to prevent these practices from polluting the world which we must all inhabit.

VTSAX -> IRA

VTSAX -> Taxable account

its JUST that easy

>>13670023
ty anon. As I mentioned, I have about 8.5k in govt bonds, 1300 in inverse ets, and 400 in galt.

>>13670094
Ten years from now you will be a reborn capitalist. Your cynicism will melt after you get out there and find life is not too bad after all.

So we all agree that apple is done for, right?

>>13670325
It's going down once the buybacks stop and taking BRK.B with it.

>>13670325
I think so.. they're an innovative company that isn't innovating.. they need to pull something out of their ass

>>13670240
That should be 50/50 between GALT and bonds

What's your current PL on the ETFs? =.=

>>13670325
Apple is the cash, buyback, and divvy emperor
Tim Apple steers his ship with a capable hand, until the AIDs striketh him down

>>13670354
The antitrust case is going to rape them my man

>>13670325
>Buffet sama bought the top of GE APPL and AMZN
Is he going senile, or was he a fraud the whole time?

>>13670259
I am not a cynic, anon. I do not oppose capitalism because of its current horrors. But because it is necessary to move beyond it. Capitalism cannot go on forever. Either we end it, or it ends us.

Went all in on CAH at market open, how'd I do?

How many galts can one oversubscribe? What's the formula?

can we do something about the shitcoiners pls? why do we have a general and they don't? 99 threads about shitcoins. contain.

>>13670354
>>13670354
The unrealized loss on the etfs is about 10.9% I would expect about 60% return during a crash.

>>13670417
Preferably the latter. Diamat is mistaken in it's proposal that history inevitably bends towards greater liberty and equality, it only bends towards the blind advancement and intensification of technocapital. Believing in classical diamat at this point is akin to looking back at empty sephira, it's qliphotic delusion nya~

>>13670378
I always buy apple cheap and sell for a nice little stack
Got no problem when one of the big boys stumbles and I can grab a free ride

>>13670417
I don't wanna put too many words in your mouth, but are you just one of the 'more hope than realistic life experiences' zoomers running around? Maybe you're feeling super clever because you think the fact that capitalism has shortcomings is some wild mystery that only you have uncovered with your big brain?
Capitalism has issues sure. No one thinks it is perfect. But it is free.
And you know what, the only firm of government that's been tried that was better than capitalism, no one is allowed to support anymore because they almost 1v9'd the whole world (that's a video game phrase for you, I'm not sure what the fortnight equivalent is).

Listen I tell you what, lots of kids get excited at the same part of their life as you, for the same reasons. You think you found the easy way to solve all the world's problems, all you have to do is convince everyone to revolt with you.

But the first half of college is like that. The second half of college, and getting out into the real world and experiencing life, might change your mind a little bit =D

Get money fuck bitches

>>13670412
He bought TEVA too, I think he is just too high IQ for you guys to understand. The man is a maverick for a reason.

>>13670502
you get as many units as the money you put in will pay for, assuming the offering isn't fully subscribed (the offering is fully subscribed if every single right they issue is bought by someone, including through oversubscription)
if it is fully subscribed and they can't give you all the rights you pay for, they just give you the extra money back

>>13670526
You will get a 1000% return on GALT if you hold it. probably before years end too.

>>13670454
You could have bought it cheaper, but it's an okay play.
Going all in on just CAH is dumb IMO. I've posted at least a half dozen times in the past two weeks that everyone should buy the triple threat: CAH ABC MCK.
You can also diversify with some XLV (whichever the sector one is, I think XLV but not 100%).

Please diversify please.
Don't re-learn the same lesson so many other people lost money to learn

posting this again for the people who haven't read it
explains everything I've been saying about GALT and also mentions the plaque psoriasis thing (more evidence of the drug's effectiveness in humans)

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4264254-galectin-therapeutics-primed-takeoff-rights-offering-new-clinical-evidence

>>13670580
How manys are ya gonna do?

>>13670653
I'll put whatever money I'll have available between now and the subscription period into GALT, but most of my money goes towards college

>>13669934
too poor to do that, but I think I've made up for that by shilling GALT enough for people in here to learn about the company and make the decision to do it themselves

>>13670590
The race to $30 is on! Beware the LCI buyout, Warren B smells value in the air •
He's just trying to decide how many billions he wants to pay

We need some kind of /smg/ poll: How many shares of GALT and/or LCI are we holding (net) day to day, and what average price?

>>13670698
>subscription period
When is the deadline my friend?

>>13670735
May 23rd at 5 PM, iirc

>>13670735
the GALT deadline is May 29, but your broker wants to hear from you sooner. I think the RH deadline is May 20.
CHECK WITH YOUR BROKER
It's their job to serve you, the customer

>>13670702
I need more meme lines and a moon photoshopped in there.

That is a good question. Which hits 30 first? I think GALT. But I have positions in both.

>>13670702
God, plz stay low till first week of june. Wanna bag cheapies while they last! Gonna bag LCI and GALT

>>13670750
>>13670752
Right on, gonna need to do some reading

>>13670775
You can look through the company's SEC filings on fintel to find it

more galectin-3 Alzheimer's news, released literally today

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2019/05/190515110321.htm

>>13670775
I had to call to subscribe. They wouldn't accept an email.

>>13670542
I don't believe in dialects, I'm more prescribed to Althusser's aleatory materialism. Any form of logic can be used to describe history, as it's truly contingent. What it appears like in retrospect is only determined by randomness.

>>13670545
For 1 I'm a millennial, not a zoomer. I think it's height of hubris for anyone to assume things would be so different if they were in charge.

I think most people know that capitalism sucks, and no, it's upside is not "freedom". The upside is material wealth and the power which is up for grabs.

Revolt is a historically contingent event, it can't be brought about by any widespread thought on its own. Revolution and civil war are also bloody things and I'd prefer not to see them happen. They are, however, real possibilities.

And as for myself, I'm between jobs atm, but I used to work in the public sector. And yes, I have graduated from college. I've seen how capitalism works at the highest levels, in a place everyone here knows by name.

>>13670804
>>13670629
also tack this onto that GALT article

>>13670763
the green arrows are unironically put on the days of full moons.
you're super correct though, I really need to up my meme-chart game. It's super fun but I always run out of creativity. Most of the fun for me is making the chart itself some weird creative thing, not just a stock or index price but something like a GALT/LCI index :)
Also I don't like photoshopping in random stuff, it feels 'cheap', I like to see how much I can do with just free tradingview

>>13670775
https://support.robinhood.com/hc/en-us/articles/360001214203-Mergers-Stock-Splits-and-More
read under 'Voluntary Corporate Actions'
(If you are RH user)

http://investor.galectintherapeutics.com/news-releases/news-release-details/galectin-therapeutics-releases-richard-e-uihleins-open-letter-0

http://investor.galectintherapeutics.com/news-releases/news-release-details/galectin-therapeutics-inc-announces-record-date-subscription

those three (or just two, if you are RH user) are your reading material. Then just google any phrases you need to know.
For the mechanics of how to actually pull the lever on the rights offering, you need to read the help section at your borker's website or contact their support. You should get an email or paper letter sometime soon if you held shares before the subscription date.

>>13670766
they both went up today
LCI gained more on the day, which is why the GALT/LCI index is down

Fucking FDA. Give AMRN the green light already. Fuckers know the drug works. I want my Profit damnit!

as an increasingly large body of science shows, galectin-3 is an important protein in a extremely wide variety of diseases
GALT's Belapectin is the only galectin-3 inhibitor remotely close to being brought to market, and GALT is the only publicly traded company developing a galectin-3 inhibitor

>>13670813
I emailed robinhood and they've responded back asking how many rights I would like to exercise and how many to oversubscribe. I asked them what the max for each is and haven't received anything back yet. Problem is that I was 100% on galt on robinhood and would need to transfer funds but I feel like I'm gonna get meemed harder and duped outta more cash

>>13670882
an*

>>13670816
I can respect that I guess. Being a good person and wanting to alleviate suffering is just boooooorrrriiiinnggg tho

Gommie faggot:

How/what bonds should I buy if I'm limited to a brokerage account? Trying to protect my IRA.

>>13670845
Thanks

>>13670889
It's all about how much money you have. You need to tell them a multiple of $5.50.
<number of shares you held at close on April 29> * 5.50 is the max normal subscription

Any amount more than that, up to just 14 million shares minus your normal subscription ($77 million dollars, minus your normal subscription) is how much you can oversubscribe.
They will send you money back for GALT price Volume Weighted Average for 25 trading days before May 29, and any shares that your over-subscription can't purchase.

remember, it has to be a multiple of 5.50, a full normal subscription is 5.5x your shares at the rights date, and you can over-subscribe pretty much as much as you want.

>>13670889
I have Vanguard. They wanted a phone call only. Not entirely sure why but whatever. They had an app set up for me to open and fill it out myself but when I did it just said to call instead as the rights offering was 'too complicated'.

Not a huge deal but I can see it getting less retail subscribers due to the complication and hoops.

But I'm in. All in. Almost.

>>13670943
I'd suggest 5 year T bonds if you can or non callable Tennesse Valley Authority bonds, highest yield you can find. You can get t bonds from treasury direct and then transfer them over to your brokerage by filling out a form, or just buy them and the tennesse valley authority bonds from your brokerage's fixed income listings.

>>13670702

/smg/ memes breaking bullish pleases me

>>13671056
Thanks bro. You're alright for a gommie. I've leveraged out of stocks into cash & I think your analysis is pretty good.

What're you trying to get a job doing?

>>13670867
Before I paid my debts and dumped money into the market I had around $24k in the bank. I'm down to 10k now. Spent a few years building up to that amount. Fucking feels weird man. I feel naked without my money.

Before I started building it up I was a young 20 something. Blew money on shit I didn't need, spent money paying off my truck. Racked up a credit card bill. By 2012 I said enough's enough. Paid my debts, started saving every dime. Soon I'd amassed 24k. Would've been more but you know shit happens. Still considering I make shit now (27k) and then I made less, racking up that amount was nice to see in the bank.

>>13670816
Joblessness on purpose or on accident?
I don't know the most diplomatic way to say this, but when I read your posts (about investing or modes of economic interaction) it all feels very 'university sophomore' to me.
I really hope the stocks thing and the job thing works out for you.

But mostly, I read your posts and feel that you're overly concerned with being clever and being right. I want you to raise your sights and imagine an achievement beyond your current targets.
There is more to life than figuring out and discussing theories. Structures and patterns aren't worth the dedication you show them


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0WUypLOfeU

>>13671105
T
BABIES

>>13670986
When do you think robinhood will take the money? I won't have cash transfered until Monday, the deadline.

>>13670816
>millennial
Oh god no... I know that feel
>graduated college
God damn I wish I knew that feel
>I think it's height of hubris for anyone to assume things would be so different if they were in charge.
You mean better, not different. Right?
I’m pretty sure things would be quite different if I were “in charge,” but I don’t presume that they’d be better. I can hope, but I know I’m deeply flawed.

>>13671080
Zettai ni!
ZETTAI NIIIIICO NIIIIIII!

>>13671105
You’re gonna make it. But be careful about those /smg/ memes anon.

I WANT A CRASH TO BUY AAPL
I FORGOT TO BUY THEIR MASSIVE DIP
THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE

>>13671080
It's all perspective, depending if you see the GALT/LCI index or the LCI/GALT index

the LCI/GALT index is just a record of GALT's failure. But it's got some upside, some room to run if it gets legs under it.


The (LCI+GALT)/VTI index is really just a visual, almost artistic, vision of the failure of our very own /smg/ memestocks.
On almost any timescale, investing in VTI or SPY will result in much better gains than LCI and/or GALT. in fact if you want to lose out by 10x, you could have done that in just the past 5 years by holding LCI and GALT instead of SPY

LCI/GALT on the left, LCI& GALT together vs the markets (losing) on the right

>>13671209
you are going to have to ask them. You can use the live chat feature in the app or the website. Help-> button with a question mark on it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzBO0XV6Jps

>>13671095
analyst, researcher, paralegal, something along those lines.

>>13671151
My last work was in a temporary appointment, so I suppose on purpose.

>But mostly, I read your posts and feel that you're overly concerned with being clever and being right.
Oh I've just always been that way. I'm very stubborn.

>I want you to raise your sights and imagine an achievement beyond your current targets.
There is more to life than figuring out and discussing theories
I have fiction and art for that.

>GALT vs LCI bagholder gang fight
I fucking love this general

>>13671352
>TEVA HAS ENTERED THE FIGHT

>>13671296
I know man... I forgot my patented “buy on the way down” strategy, and tried for the “call the bottom” strategy.

I miss you Tim. Get back in my portfolio so we can fly to 210 again.

>>13671379
>TEVA HAS ENTERED THE FIGHT

Well fuck it, I'm doubling down.

>>13670558
Once he realizes how bad it's going to look to be associated with evil pharma villains he's going to dump...and it's going to be BLOODY. Can't wait for TEVA to open up at 9 tomorrow.

>>13671337
>I have fiction and art for that.
just more patterns


>>13671379
The TEVA/LCIstory is already mostly over

basically LCI crashed hard in 2018, so the TEVA/LCI gaps up hard. After that TEVA hovered for a bit before it's own garbage status caught up to it and it followed LCI down into the trashcan.
I don't think TEVA is very interesting, TEVA is just a forced meme today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssSG5kwSSG4

>>13669879
how low can PG&E go?

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/15/officials-camp-fire-deadliest-in-california-history-was-caused-by-pge-electrical-transmission-lines.html

>>13671479
all I know is my TEVA puts are GOLD
I'm going to let it go until thursday afternoon
and call it a day. Already up 2k.
fuck everyone!

>>13671479
>just more patterns
>love is just chemicals bro
same energy

YAYAYA

Me finally back initially invest on RH account after being down $400 dolas x_X

Big shout out to me boy green bean himself, FDP
And special thanks to GPRO with out which none would be possibly

Also thank you BTC, me never lost faith in you
And thank you SPXU who always there for me

Alright I'm going to exercise 100 geeee alts and oversubscribe 150. Who's got more or am I going to get cucked the hardest?

>>13671656
make sure load up on the TEVA puts
make yourself some real money

>>13671598
>to the best of our knowledge, the human experience is created from the interplay of electrical impulses, neurotransmitters/hormones, and time
Gotta hate those fucking reductionists amirite bro?

>>13671682
how does the phrase go? "knowledge is knowing facts, wisdom is knowing which are important."

if you were to buy 6 month out puts on every single unknown meme stock pushed here, how well would you do? seems like a good idea, the assumption is everybody here shilling is an idiot

>>13671657
I bought 8135 units. Not oversubscribing.

>>13671657
>Alright I'm going to exercise 100 geeee alts and oversubscribe 150. Who's got more or am I going to get cucked the hardest?

I'll probably do 200 instead of 250.
I would just do 100, but I think if there is under-subscription to the RO they get less $$ to do the trial (the whole point of the RO). So I'll go way, way, super overweight on GALT.

I'm only at 140 shares of GALT now, but I'm also holding ~1K worth of calls. So if the GALT price goes down I get megacucked, if it goes up or stays somewhat steady I'll be OK (I bought the calls during the Berniepocalypse)

I'm usually super diversified though. If I go up to >3K of GALT shares and options, that's just over 10% of my RH account, which is way more than I'm usually in for any single position. especially a research stock.

>>13671656
special "Screw you >_<" to HMNY, KHC, and advantage oil and gas

and screw you to CORN, who have impossibly bad liquid

>>13671680
okay O_O
how far out should they be

>>13671705
in this game, wisdom is about trading the lies, not the truth ;-)

>>13671808
and a special 'buy KHC' to you too

>>13671808
it can go as low as 9 dollars tomorrow
guaranteed!

>>13671296
I bought at $146

Two shares

>>13671836
>in this game, wisdom is about trading the lies, not the truth ;-)
when it comes to a single stock, maybe. But for stocks as an asset class, the price level is determined by very real macro level systems.

>>13671718
That's a lotta money

>>13671791
>So if the GALT price goes down I get megacucked
I hope not bro, I'm going balls deep myself

>>13671495
This was already suspected in PG&E's 10-Q, but I guess Calfire has officially confirmed it. I can't wait for those PCG cheapies.

10 year treasury at lows of the year...
Buy low right? What happens when Powell cuts rates?

>the peak of this crypto bubble will correspond to the lowest point of the stock market crash
do with this information what you will

Futures all red

>>13671991
Thank god!. Utility companies are always a good bet; people gottta pay those bills if they want electric/gas/etc.

>>13672133
I hope it tanks to $7.00

>>13672146
I don't own any PCG, so this time when I thank for the cheapies, I'll actually mean it instead of coping with substantial losses :^)

man i knew uber was gonna eat shit

Guys, should I fomo into GALT?

Reminder STOCKIES are obsolete. Unload your stockies, bondies, and ETFs and join us in BTC. We are mooning. The halvening is coming, and it is all up from here. Bitcoin has destroyed the S&P500 returns since its inception. Do not waste your life. Get into crypto early and retire in 5 years instead of maybe 30 years with stockies. Don't waste your young years in regret from having missed BTC.

>>13672480
In my opinion, yes. It's a strong candidate for a buyout and is flying under the radar.

>>13672530
10% of my portfolio is BTC, ideal IMO

>>13669879
>Cirno
>anime

Also go back to /bant/ OP

>>13672480
when it was under 4.50 was the time
before the RO was the time
honestly I'm heavy with the GALT right now but if I didn't have any, I might be waiting for the RO to shake out, and see how things roll.

no reason to super rush into this one. You can't take forever either.

You know, considering that ID, maybe you are supposed to go all in on chink or gook stocks

HELP ME SMG
I’m about to spend a bunch of money on food and less-harmful soap/grooming shit, when I should be saving for cheapies!!

NATH bad news!
Found them dogs at discount grocery store, maybe not so popular right now...

>>13671998
Hmmm good question yes. Definitely not self bumping yes...

>>13672800
>less-harmful soap/grooming shit,
Castille soap and a double edge razor?

>>13672800
ignore the bonds for now
Ok first food spending comes first.
I spend my food budget, then rent and bills after that, then everything else goes to phone games (just RH)

so buy whatever food you're gonna buy. Homemade pizza? maybe some eggs and sausage for breakfast? all kinds of fruits and vegetables are a must. Get some snacks too. I like Gardetto's, there's plenty of interesting ways to snack though. Sometimes I'm dipping pretzel rods into hummus, you never know.

alright then you take whatever money you have left
you need to set yourself up with some food stocks first and hygiene stocks second. What you're going to do is buy food stocks based on who makes the food you bought. Grab some KHC, GIS, K, maybe some CAG, KR or BGS. Whatever. Then you buy some JNJ, PG too for your hygiene.
wash yourself with WATER. no soap. no shampoo.
No shaving, no haircuts until you have at least 100 shares of JNJ, PG, and any $20K worth of foodstocks

>>13670702
50 GALT
10 LCI

At this point avg price doesnt matter im holding.

>>13672530
Crypto? lmao

Take the optionspill anon.

>>13672530
>BTC

never
MAYBE ETH after crypto crashes again

>tfw I just bought 14 pounds of onions, and only 2 of them were red onions.

>>13672947
>no haircuts until 20K worth of foodstocks
Jesus fuck anon, I thought you were giving me good advice until you went full on foodchad. That’s “t-baby” level dedication.

>phone games
I’ve never spent monies on my gatcha and I’m keeping it that way.

>no soap no shampoo
NEVER?
I’ve got to be around people man, I stink after the gym, but I have switched from using shampoo every time to every 1/3 of the time. I mean, even RKG claims to shower every day.

Your portfolio sounds VERY conservative and “value” oriented. What about Clorox? Seems like they took a pretty big hit recently.

>tfw I didn’t buy the JNJ talc scandal
I hate myself every day

>>13671710
Everyone here is an idiot and a friendless loser. Which is why they come here to put out info. Most other sources go through various circles before reaching your ears, sometimes it's too late.

>>13672643
Mine was a lot less but now is 2%

Anons, I need someone autistic. Does THATIC appear on the new executive order blacklist??

If so, AMD is kill.

Who else here is a trading god?

LCI ALERT (kinda)

Remember that tool Marc Cohodes the Short Seller who went long on Overstock.com? Professional fraud sniffer? Talked shit all over LCI?

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/overstock-shares-plunge-more-than-15-after-ceo-sells-stock-2019-05-15

>>13673393
that would be impressive had the initial capital been 10x higher

So, I've been thinking, for one reason or another 2 of my old debts from when I was a college liberal haven't been reported to my credit and I still have a 600+ score when it should be like in the 400s. How retarded would it be if I made out an application online, got a card, cash advanced it, piled that shit into robinhood, and sold calls on margin? With a $5k limit, I could buy about 400 shares of AMD and earn about $280 on that alone per week selling calls. I also still have the 500 shares in my account that I'm earning on right now too of course, about $330-370 a week. The cash I earn from selling options too can obviously be used on margin as well, so robinhood would basically subsidize my scrawny ass into overdrive writing shit like this.

Here's some numbers:
>Own 500 shares of AMD right now; $13770 equity stake.
>AMD weeklies sell for roughly ~$70 per week. Sometimes more, sometimes less depending on the greeks and shit.
>Basically have an extra $8.25/hr wagie job writing these calls, on top of my day job.
>Each $70ish I earn is really $140 available on margin though so I can R-R-R-R-R-RAMP THAT SHIT UP
>I still have $600 in leftover cash just sitting in robinhood doing nothing because I can't buy 100 shares with that shit.

>Get approved for credit, $2k to $10k limit.
>Wiggertier scores 620, probably gonna land $2k-3k.
>That's still 200 extra shares on margin, $140 in actual cash, $280 margin.
>$280 + $700 (margin gained normally) each week, I'll be able to buy 100 shares of AMD every 2 weeks (I still have the $600 leftover margin to fill in rounding errors).
>Exponentially grow my ass out of wageslavery

Worst case scenario I see happening is AMD goes to 0, I get approved for a shit line, in which case I could just decline the offer so no homo, or a balls to the wall shit hits the fan I lose the job AND amd goes to 0 AND I have to default on the line.

Should I do it?

>>13673401
Id like to see his seeking alpha buddy the capitolist pig wright a piece about it..

I'm also wondering if any "bagholder quotes" will end up on twitter from OSTK.. I would be suprised if they do since Marc Cohodes and his buddies run that page

He's wrong about OSTK and he's wrong about LCI

His scamming days are coming to an end forsure

LCI to $100

>>13673393
there are some here

>>13673393
I'm here senpai

>>13673401
> a guy on the internet was wrong.
LCI still sux.

>>13673108
alright first of all, 14 pounds of onions might be too much

secondly I am fully a foodchad. But I'm only maybe 10-15% food stocks in my RH. I just really like them. I like real food too. Food is great.

the only phone games I play are RobinHood and Realm Grinder. and I don't spend money in realm grinder
For me Robin Hood is pretty much the #1 Gatcha game. I can't help spending all my money on my cute anime girl stocks

I never use shampoo. Soap maybe once a week. Shower every day, but only wash hair with water maybe twice a week. very clean, great hair.

I was about to photoshop you an anime girl with monster zero ultra but I've got a problem.
I got a tablet/laptop with high resolution but my super old copy of photoshop (it was an internal early build of CS5) doesn't seem to scale the interface resolution at all. And the trackpad on this thing (surface book) feels super bad to do photoshop with.
So I will owe you one.

>>13673508
>>13673486
>>13673393

>>13673469
No, that’s fucking retarded. AMD has huge volatility, you will write a shitty call to have AMD tank 5%, then get the next call assigned at a net loss. You may be able to walk the road for a bit but that scenario WILL happen.

>>13673393
I’m on my way!

>>13673401
Falling 15% just because ceo sold?
Sound like it could be a buyable dip. Thanks fren.

Company is probably buying back stock hand over fist

>>13673517
LCI is a solid company.. why can't you either just do some fucking DD or shut the fuck up?

>>13673472
>>13673486
>>13673401
I'm telling you for your own good LCI is a scam company. TEVA is literally everything you guys want LCI to be. Screencap this post for when LCI goes bankrupt and LCIguy fucks off again to come back shilling something as equally as retarded as Big 5 Sporting Goods.

>>13673469
wait what
just get a job, pay your loans, and build your credit score
stop borrowing money

>>13673469
>stock that made you 32% in 10 seconds

I've traded one of those before. Australis Capital on market debut day. I made one really good day trade in the first 20 minute. Then got greedy and jumped in later for another swing, nearly lost all the profits I just made on that.

>>13673558
TEVA is going to be the only company that gets royally fucked in all this

>muh Israel

>>13673519
It is DEFINTELY too much. But they looked like they had JUST come in, no mushy spots or mold or anything.

I’m so stupid. I also bought a ton of protein bars just because they’re like 60% off. Doesnt make them cheap. Stupid me...

I took this photo in class yesterday, because my life is a meme.

So you’re also a BiliBoy? Did you buy that sick dip? I fucked it up and bought hard at 15.50 after getting my toes wet at 16.

Should I day trade with actual stocks or monopoly money crypto shit? I only have like $2000 in shitcoins because I fell for meme coins instead of sticking 100% with BTC
Not planning on getting enough to quit my job, just small amounts of spending money. I remember a few years ago some anon told me all about forex trading, is that viable to spend a few hours on an make a few bucks

>>13673533
I've had AMD tank that yuge 6% on me a few days ago. My account dropped 4% and then recovered the next day and more because of theta. It's fucking ridiculous.

>>13673572
>just get a job
have a job, $11.72/hr
>pay your loans
Am on one, the other isn't legit so I told em to fuck off. It's actually kinda legit tho but it's a really low amount so I'll just sit on my ass.
>build your credit score
If I could get a nice 0% interest for a few months on that advance, I'm pretty sure my score would rocket on a lumpsum of the entire card amount. Could probably negotiate a limit increase after that too.
>Stop borrowing money
No. If there's one thing I've learned from the kikes, it's to always use other people's money.

>>13673620
lol

>>13673650
I bought a little more BILI
I'm really pretty committed to a lot of positions right now
not much more cash to throw at all these stocks
now I just sit back and wait while they do their thing (or the market crashes and burns)
the 'good news' is that I can keep throwing ~500/week at stocks I like
the bad news is the my self control is dwindling, instead of having a decent cash pile and being safe I'm finding reasons to fall in love with my stocks any time some green hits my hand

>>13673699
only use other people's money at low interest rates, and only on sure investments.
the kikes aren't borrowing money to put in a robinhood account, they buy apartment buildings and then squeeze tenants. That's some sure 20% return money, not some gambling.

>>13673699
It’s great when AMD does that mid week, but if it does it over the expiration date you are screwed.

Writing calls is all gravy when the stock is overvalued. But when it is undervalued you need to write a pretty shitty strike to make any sort of percentage on your call. And that is when you get assigned and lose on the net.

>>13673401
Overstocked

Just put in an order for 100 shares of GALT, you all better not be memeing me

>>13673401
But at least he sets a very high standard for himself.

>>13673902
>Goes long
>Tells other people to go long
>Stock tanks for a while
>Tanks even further when the CEO cuts and runs
>"Gee Mr. Cohodes sir you sure are pro for your reaction to all this golly whiz"

I'm betting it all on ATVI tanking tomorrow

>>13673927
You forgot to mention the part where he was originally valiantly "activist shorting" Overtsock, before doing a complete about-face, "going long" and throwing his former co-shorters under the bus.

>>13673940
Why tomorrow?

>>13673689
Market-wise, I actually prefer daytrading options to crypto - although crypto is much more practical due to speed/fees/market hours etc.

However, with alt-season possibly on the horizon, I'll likely be closer to 50/50 in the coming months

>>13673991
Red day for sure

>>13673927
Takes cahones to admit you’re wrong on the internet. Put some salt on that lemon.

>>13670412
He also bought the bottom. There’s a reason Berk keeps so much cash on the side.

>>13670542
Praise be to Marduk, slayer of Tiamat. All hail Marduk.

>>13671656
>>13671808
How do I turn it all around?

>>13673539
>buyable dip

>>13674098
I mean you can fud anything if you mess with the parameters

>>13673927
>>13673902
>>13673888

>DOJ investigations already priced in
>States AG bringing charges already priced in

I dont want to pay taxes, how do I sell everything now so changing prices dont fuck me, but not put anything into my bank account

>>13674230
Then short it. What have you got to lose? I'm sure those directors and the CEO are into burning their own cash by buying a dying company that they know from the inside.

>>13674318
what are you talking about? maybe get some wash sales going...

>>13674318
I'm not into crypto, but I believe the IRS expects you to pay capital gains tax whether you cash out cryptocurrency or exchange for another cryptocurrency, so there's not any way out of it without breaking the law.

>>13671325
I just checked ROAD today. Should have listened, would have been a cheap score.

>>13671808
>corn
at least you werent SOYB

>>13674497
Buy on the way down, trump says mayke America based again, massive pump -> profit

No?

This war with Marc and Guy just keeps getting better and better..

First LCI and now OSTK... This shit is more entertaining to me than anything on t.v.

Does anyone buy into ETNs? The dividends are fat and it seems like the risk is not so high if you go into a diverse enough one.

>>13675047

>Never get a good entry point for the stonks I rlelly want
DRUUAAAMMMMPPPPPFFFTTTTT

>>13669879
What does the Gigachad trade?

>Audio reveals pilots angrily confronting Boeing about 737 Max feature before second deadly crash
>Just months before a second deadly crash of a Boeing 737 Max airplane, American Airlines pilots angrily confronted a Boeing official about a computerized anti-stall system that preliminary reports have now implicated in both deadly wrecks, audio obtained by CBS News reveals.

>SMG: buy the dip! The problem is that Africans can’t fly planes! You really think Boeing would fuck this up?

Goddamn this company proves itself to be endlessly shortable. The bad news just keeps coming.

>>13675321
I dont think Boeing will go bankrupt or anything over it, it's part of Military Industrial Complex after all. So I consider any lowering of its stock just cheapies. After all Patrick is U.S. Secretary of Defense (Spending).

>>13675321
>>13675342
Boeing has way too many defense contracts and is simply too big and too useful to the US military spending to ever go bankrupt, lmao

just buy up the dips desu

I have $1000 and a robinhood account. What should I invest in? Are there any good videos on strategies or planning investments?

>>13675401
>>13675342
Never said go bankrupt, we’re sooooo far away from bankrupt.

I see a rebreand in the future at this rate, not even enough trouble to make them a buyout candidate.

But it feels like there’s just more and more bad news, and the stock hasn’t tanked nearly as much as it should, because everyone thinks the way you are. (Even though defense is only 30% or so of boeing I believe)

I can’t call it a cheapie. And i can’t say we’re in for a bottom anytime soon. It’ll take years to see how international order numbers play out.

>>13675443
All in SPY calls

>>13675628
Fair enough.

Bros I can’t take it. I’m gonna buy an ETH. Money is just going to keep flowing out of China, and Yang is gonna pulp crypto, and it’ll get added to etrade and tdameritrade, and eventually that crypto etf is going to get approved. And the funds will flow in like mad.

My old limit buys are never going to trigger. Dumb money is winning.

>>13675784
i own .5 BTC myself, hopefully it becomes 6 figures eventually

ill probably end up selling off .1 every 50k price point we reach, keeping .1 no matter what, so if we ever hit 200k per coin ill profit pretty well from my $5500 entry point

i'm falling for the meme and i'm going to start putting 50% of my shit into bonds
how the fuck do i do this

I must admit, i was chasing pumps, never again.

I feel sorry for the poor souls that have lost more than me.

Im just gonna keep buying, and holding from now on.

>>13676128
biblically pathetic

>>13676128
Also rate my bags

thoughts about uber? or should I put something into lyft?

>>13676232
I prefer companies that are profitable, and/or anime girls.

>>13676128
Why in the hell would you ever buy Helios and Matheson?

Based on that buy alone I have to label you retarded.

>>13676128
God damn anon, you fell for every meme. It looks like you browse wsb too.

>>13676128
damn, and I thought I was having a bad year
(still up overall thankfully)
>Too many memes, not enough DD
thats my problem at least, too many bags

>>13676553
>and missed trips by that much

>>13676553
why did you buy nearly equal parts tqqq and sqqq

>>13676570
not quite close to equal
and i slowly accumulate sqqq on green market days, sell it all on red days (to hedge losses from long holds tanking on that day)

i havnt done maintenance on my holdings in a while, i dont even remember buying half the shit in the lower portion

but i keep procrastinating, or being busy during the day when i actually care enough to do something about it

>>13676667
"Don't maintenance" on a $4k portfolio.

It's really no wonder that the majority of retail investors lose money.

>>13676667
how profitable has trading sqqq been?

>>13676705
It's practice for when I have real money to use, nothing teaches better than experience
I'm almost certain SPY beats my returns (especially since I sold my AMZN)

>>13676706
Depends on the month, and how diciplined I am about it, there are times when I could have made more going all in on instinct, there have been times when I've lost more because I listened to my instincts and bought more when I shouldn't have

Its a great help to stop panic when everything else is having a red day, but it is a (small) annoying drag on massive green pump days

MY JPM NOOOO
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-05-16/citigroup-jpmorgan-among-banks-fined-1-2-billion-in-fx-probe

>>13675250
Pussy

>>13675250
Nvax.

>>13676872
>It's practice for when I have real money to use, nothing teaches better than experience

only say this if you're going to bother to actually try to research your holdings and optimize your position
DO NOT just buy random shit you see in /smg/ threads in random amounts, hold that stuff, end expect that you will magically get better.
That's not how getting better works. It's a long hill to climb and you will have to be very active. I don't mean very active buying and selling, but you will have to be reading a lot of words and numbers, calculating things in your head, watching charts, etc.
If you want to 'get better' without putting in as much work, you should be just buying more diversified ETFs that you can hold. QYLD, SPYD, flip to SPYG and XLK at the equinox when the market cycle renews

sell any leveraged ETF positions you hold into cash
buy literally anything else or just keep the money in cash


>>13677092
WFC will rise and overcome
the big boy's big bank
he has been beaten down but is not out
the CEO selection right now is between Dennis Rodman and myself

>>13676128
/smg/ incarnate

>>13677092
I see. This must be why people were getting out of financials yesterday. Some inside info. Why didn't you guys tell me?

>>13677390
This is old news anon, the ruling was today though.

>>13676553
LCI AMD and F are good hodls for now

>>13674933
What did they do now? And why is Marc after guy? What did he even do?

But yeah, this stock is nuts. Everything surrounding it is fucking surreal.

>>13673636
This. Also, taking that gif. Kek.

Teva is at the center of the allegations. If Teva gets off, then everyone has to get off. You cant charge a whole industry with conspiracy and price fixing when the main conspirator is innocent. If Teva had no role in this, then good ole Cavanaugh, the only named defendant from LCI, who worked at Teva during the time of the allegations, also gets off, and LCI gets off entirely.

I think people are not understanding all the crazy shit going on with this stock.

I sense a rugpull at open.

Hey guys long time no see hope all is well

>>13676553
That's TOO much diversification. You won't make money like that. Just pick like 2 or 3 stocks and go all in.

>>13671998
When treasury cuts rates the prices for previous bonds with higher rates will go up

Iran's Zarif says 'no possibility' of talks with US: Kyodo News

>>13677861
Based. Idk why Iran had to learn the hard way that you can't form agreements with amerigolems.

Based Iranians are gonna nuke Israel to crash globohomo neoliberal markets and pump up bitcoins.

>>13677899
>Based Iranians are gonna nuke Israel

>implying Sand Niggers can do anything but throw shoes and scream Allahu Ackbar while fucking goats.

LCI begins marketing generic adderall - 16May2019

https://www.marketwatch.com/press-release/lannett-begins-marketing-generic-adderall-2019-05-16/

>>13676872
Practice losing money?

That's a really retarded plan my guy.

How about you learn how to actually make money on the market, not how to lose it?

You can "maintain" your portfolio when you have a portfolio to maintain.

>>13678103
What a nice job anon! Talk about your strats!

> these are the bright economics that are taught in Ivy

>>13678101
Classic sell the news opportunity. Shares of LCI will be down $1 by the close of trading today.

>>13678103
Aye, playing with fake money will cause you to act differently than you would act with your own money.

which one of you autists is MichaelCarniglia on stocktwits btw
meant to ask this months ago

>>13678057

>>13678201
That's my real money.

Who's playing?

>>13678208
http://stocktwits.com/MichaelCarniglia/message/157955890

>>13678219
The other guy

>>13678227
All these people buying one share of Microsoft flabbergasted about why they lose are annoying.

Although I don't know why, it's because of people like that that I win.

So I guess it's whatever. I hope he enjoys "practicing".

>>13678224
lol

>>13678198
Wrong again baggie

>>13677885
>>13677899
Yeah a government that supports terrorism and wants to commit a second Holocaust sure is "based"

FUCK I AM LONG SQQQ LIKE CRAZY
FUCK YOU MARKET GO DOWN
FUCK CHINA AND KIKES

>>13673539
>>13673531
>>13673508
>>13673486
>>13673393
will look at these next time someone accuses me of /only/ making 500 dollars lol.

>>13678265
be patient anon.

>>13678250
This is bad news for the company, they're going to need to raise more debt to accomplish any of this. I could easily see them selling off a good 30% on this.

>>13678257
frend, U.S. is friend with Saudi Arabia that supports terrorism just as much.

>>13678297
I never called them based. They produce a lot of oil and are at least more moderate than the Iranian government which makes cooperating with them a necessary evil for the time being.
If the Iranians had their way they would commit a genocide against the Jews and Christians. They used their foreign aid to develop nuclear weapons rather than feed their people. I don't see how any American person could have any sympathy for them besides being a retarded contrarian who hates their own country

>>13678285
>raise debt
Yeah, cause they cant do it with the 200m in cash. And of course it wont be profitable. And naturally, insiders have been buying up to this point because they like losing money. It all makes sense!

>>13678350
> at least more moderate than the Iranian government
SA aren't moderate though, not even in comparison to Iran, and U.S. support of Syrian rebels led to bad times for Christians, as did unironically opposing Hezbollah. One recent example the terrorist attackers in Sri Lanka were Wahhabist offshoot, ideology which SA promotes, and it killed Christians (but of course Republicans keep quiet about this, for electorate reasons.)

>>13675784
>aaaand I bought the top
GOD DAMN IT

>>13678469
you bought a local top, relax. it still got other 10x in it.

Futures are up. Bull run boys

>>13678257
>second

So any cheapies that trump can't possibly fuck up or should I just stay in crypto another day?

>>13678502
AMD

>PROTIP

>>13678441
Again, the Syrian rebels were the least of 3 evils. Nice try at demagoguery too. You try to blame Republicans for the actions of extremist terrorists... The whole region and the whole religion is radicalized and a clusterfuck or towelheads who can't stop shooting each for 10 seconds. It benefits us more to work with the world's largest producer of oil and protect Israel (only country in the region that shares Western values) than it would benefit us to either do nothing or support an even more evil regime with less economic pulling power.

>>13678520
Good tip. Heres another one.

>>13678506
Nuh uh I ain't touching that until it goes back into the 26 range. Once trump and china drop the price again, I'll probably open a few long calls and maybe some short calls too on it.

>>13678533
>and protect Israel (only country in the region that shares Western values)
is this bait?

>>13676128
Take a good long look lads
This is real zoomer investing

>>13678533
Syrian rebels weren't least of the 3 evils. Letting Assad slaughter the resistance would've been least of the three evils.
> You try to blame Republicans for the actions of extremist terrorists
I merely explained various disturbances to Christians in the region and how the Republican actions often help to increase them, such as ignoring how Hezbollah has protected them, and that Wahhabist ideology has lead to deaths of them. It is trying not to see the world as black and white, but to understand it, there's no reason to get defensive about the observing of such facts unless you are an ideologue.

Macron told BloombergTV that Europe doesn’t intend to capitulate to U.S. pressure to block the Chinese telecom giant’s 5G equipment

>>13678620
Ror! What a faggot

>>13678640
The decision is fairly simply if you already assume U.S. is spying on you similarly.

>>13678653
>has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like
Wut

>>13678620
10 years later.
>Please Americans help us! The Germans are chimping out again!

How many fucking monkeys run and robinhood’s charts fuck man schwab says 9.00 and RH says 12 like how the hell do you fuck this up bunch of crooks man

Here we gooooooo! Wheeeeeeeeeee!

The market's are open, lets watch LCI go to $3.

>>13678735
It's not a crime if it can be plausibly attributed to incompetence is the RH motto.

>>13678753
Ror! Peeps trying to get $6 per share right now. Watch it rise.

>>13678735

>Pajeet strikes again!

At least you saved $5.00!

>>13678783
That screen can be edited to say whatever you want kek

Damn. Sold PTN too early. It's ok tho, I used the proceeds to buy more LCI

>>13678620
they've already blocked it in aus
and this is right after a really shitty internet rollout that was originally supposed to bring us up to speed with the rest of the world but was guttered and basically became obsolete from the start

Grow LCI, grow!

>>13678872
Kek you jinxed yourself

>>13678845
>and this is right after a really shitty internet rollout that was originally supposed to bring us up to speed with the rest of the world but was guttered and basically became obsolete from the start
I read about that few weeks or months back.

Reminder to keep buying TEVA, only brainlets buy LCI

FUCK
go ahead and have your day, bulls. I'm out for the rest of the week.

>>13678925
Teva is bye bye

Alrighiit ma fellow daytraders , You should be done working about now, how did ya do? Im up 3% for a 120$ gain today

>>13678872
>That crop
We're all poorfags here, my guy. No need to be ashamed.

>>13678937
up 2 grand by not doing anything

>le slowly melt up for days until a tweet from orange man results in multiple percentage drop market

>>13678936
TEVA stronk!

>>13678947
he's got like 6 grand, if you're a non-brainlet you can figure it out from the fail crop.

>>13678958
Good Stuff man, Happy for ya.

>>13678959
atm I'm positioning for a Friday open gap-down

>>13678964
>$6k
Is that considered richfag or poorfag here?

Who else is in on the beyond meat raffle? I am loaded with 13 K worth of puts, set to sell at a 25% profit Who else is in on the beyond meat raffle? I’m loaded with 13 K worth of puts, set to sell at a 25% profit.

>>13678964
Uh..... Alright?

>>13678998
I'm not.
I'm not.

>>13678973
Stealing this. Fucking hilarious. Kek. Thanks.

reaction rally was delivered indeed, but is dow clear waters hmmmm

>>13678984
About average, maybe high average.

>>13679036
Srs? Makes me feel better about my 10k in the markets rn. LCIguy has much much capital then?

RIP my spiderbros
I'm glad I sold at .48

>>13679103
Oof. That's rough. Was rooting for you guys too.

Permanent exponential growth my friends

Tim Apple is having a red day. Might buy calls.

LCI broke 6!!! Shorts are cover cover covering!

Based QCOM puts printing money

Press V to thank volatility man

As I'm beginning to realize I stand to make more money on the bonds than the inverse etfs I'm kinda realizing they were a bad investment. Oh well, I'll just keep buying bonds when I get more money. You have to learn these things the hard way sometimes.

>>13679159
this but unironically

>>13679159

The children of /biz/ all believe they can buy illiquid garbage at 9:30 a.m. EST for $27.00 and sell at 2:00 p.m. EST for over $9,000.00 in profits. I come here everyday to watch them cry about losing their pocket change on a daily basis because they don't understand what long-term means.

All green days from here on out forever! I just spent my rent money for next month on SPY call cheapies at market open so that means we're making money today boys!

>>13679089
Purely anecdotal, but yes. I've been mostly lurking for about a year and when people post their folios it's typically in the $500-$10,000 range, heavily clustered around the lower end of that range. And yeah LCIguy runs some businesses or something. He's got money to burn.

>>13679159
>>13679214
and now we just wait for Baggie for the final short confirmation

LCI up over 5%! This is it! The short squeeze has begun

Fuck these green days. I want cheapies.
And spiders don't fail me now!

Wh /MSFT/ in here?

>>13679251
No

>>13679235
Or the CEO is market buying lots to pump.

>>13679251
I'm /SPYG/ and MSFT is it's biggest holding at about 8% so hello friend

>>13679276
hello my green friend

>>13679274
Good point. He might be buying up shares. They're still cheap. But he just bought last week.

>>13679291
we're gonna make it bro

So I guess it's up for another few week then. My shorts are going down in flames, time to close up and take a break from this (((game))).

Why is XLNX getting JUSTed? What did I miss?

OSTK IS WAY OVERSOLD

>>13679430
WHAT?

>>13679430
CEO unloaded shares. That's another company Marc the Jew Cohodes is short selling.

Time for the 1030 flash crash.

>>13679430
Heavy shorts. Company is going bye bye

>>13679458
Don't fight the fed baggie. Come to the dark side.

>>13679458
Not this shit again

>>13679458
Ror! Baggie!

>>13679458

I flash crashed into yer mom's portfolio last night if you know what I mean. ;)

>>13679516
now THATS a bullish spread

>>13679528

More like a credit spread 'cause she pays me.

I'm long in Bag's mom. ;)

>>13679552
YOU SHOW MY MOTHER SOME FUCKING RESPECT!

YOU
CANT
STOP
THE
BUYING


GREEN DAYS FOREVER MOTHERFUCKER

Ahh just started my position in NOK this week too. Why did we even start doing business with china

>>13679572

WE DIDN'T START THE BUYERS!
THEY WERE ALWAYS EARNIN' SINCE THE WORLD'S BEEN TURNIN'!

The only thing that can stop this is war with Iran

>>13679566
Baggie, there is no greater way to show a lady respect than to dick her down like a jack-hammer.

>>13679657
This is true

>>13679591
Lol Kek!

>>13679657
>>13679677
My Mother is not some fridge for you to be jack-hammering, assholes.

How do I respond to this? Galt related. I already told them I want to exercise 100 and oversubscribe 100

new bread?

Baking a new bread

>>13679742

>>13679828
>>13679828
New

>>13670026
>the crypto trading
Found the boomer

>>13670094
All that shit happened in the private sector dumbass

>>13670518
Smg and crypto should both have containment and the rest ofnpost should be business related

Top is in

>>13670889
>how many rights to exercise
>how many to over subscribe
What does this mean? I just requested more shares as well, how do i answer?

>>13671991
In california electric companies dont have to pay up for fucking up, they can just say “oops that cost us 10 million, better just “bill” the customers for this”
There was a bill passed a few years back that protects them doing this. You literally can’t lose investing in california electric utilities.