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I just finished microwaving chicken tendies and had a homemade special ranch sauce to go with them.

I just about make it to the bed so I can nom nom while watching a space engineers long play on YouTube.

Suddenly I drop the bowl of ranch sauce. It goes everywhere. On my bed, the floor, over exercise equipment. The bowl broke in half.

Sitting on the floor trying to clean it up I have a mini mental breakdown. Lot of stress cause I have to move out of my parents soon.

I'm on the floor rocking back and forth saying over and over again.
>wagie in his cagie
>wagie in his cagie

Thanks for that biz. Now I'm mental.

>> No.13674727

>>13674710
Perdue best girl.

>> No.13674741
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13674741

Shit larp

>> No.13674890
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13674890

Bell and Evans is cheating. They use whole meat chicken breast for their nuggets so technically it is just a mini tendie NOT a nugget.
Though they should convert for less good boy points due to their reduced size.

>> No.13674918

>>13674710
just use ketchup or hot sauce instead of ranch atleast youll be less of a fatfuck while you have your mental breakdown

>> No.13675064

>>13674710
>not hunny mussy
ick

>> No.13675091

Just save money, use Great Value yellow mustard, and put your sauce savings into buying more crypto

>> No.13675173

>>13674710
>homemade special ranch sauce
Making an elaborate culinary ritual out of eating your cum doesn't make it any less gay anon

>> No.13675185

Become a trucker and you will never even have to leave your wage cage

>> No.13675194

>>13675173
This would have been funny maybe 15 years ago

>> No.13675214

>>13675194
So these days it's just a normal thing to do? I'm ok with being behind the times sometimes I guess

>> No.13675234

>>13675214
Keep digging that hole redditor

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13675278

>>13675234
Oh. I didn't realize you were seriously trying to flex on me with that. Fine, be a humorless little shit if you want

>> No.13675993

>>13674710
>microwave

invest in an air fryer fren. Your life will change for the better.