/biz/ - Business & Finance

Make sure to include the legend of the 5 taco b packets

Nobody knows the time of the price singularity.
But when it happens, everyone will know.
All across the world, voices will echo "..what's wrong? Is everything ok?"
A few vehicular accidents will occur seemingly for no reason.
Several pilots, delivery drivers, and one pajeet who forgot to close a submarine hatch will all last be seen yelling at their phones.
Binance will crash. Everyone scrambling to buy LINKs will see 404.
Etherdelta will become so overwhelmed with traffic it will slow to a halt. It will become unusable.
The only orders that will happen will be buy orders that have already been placed.
LINK will reach unimaginably high prices within minutes.
Every noLINKer's eyes will watch. The tiny LINK cube on coinmarketcap will be reflected in their eyes.
However, the ones who knew..the ones who had heard, but didn't listen...
their cubes will be distorted by tears.
As these tears fall onto rapidly moving fingers that are refreshing binance or etherdelta multiple times,
Haunting music rings in their ears infinitely.
The harrowing noise of the bells causes the noLINKer's soul to shiver..and scream.
Biz will be filled with LINK memes. All threads will be titled "You had your chance."
Monitors will be smashed. Laptops broken in half. Weddings, family reunions, graduation ceremonies, and other social events across the world will be plagued by the audible cries of noLINKers who knew the path but didn't take it.
Their hopelessness crushes them inside, but they keep having to wageslave, and forcing a smile on their face every day to avoid ever being asked "what's wrong?" again will eat away at their sanity.
This soon becomes a worldwide phenomenon, and noLINKer syndrome will be added to DSM-V and heavily studied.
Most normies will continue enjoying their playpens.
But the ones who knew..
they will become uncomfortably intimate with despair...
For they know they missed the opportunity of a lifetime, and another precious path to freedom has disappeared forever.

Remember to cast Gosling as Sergey with your LINK cash.

>>13671204
can I play a christian man who has to admit that Sergey really turns him on?

Can I play the bathroom stalls that Sergey stood outside of during his first crypto freestyle 8 mile style?

>>13671204
There's a great pasta where there'ssome wagie working in mcdonalds and he punches a dude that turns out to be sergey.

>>13671204
Anon the only thing you need to remember is this: GET A PROFESSIONAL FUCKING VOICE ACTOR. DO NOT NARRATE IT YOURSELF. I don't care how good your film is, the second I hear some autist mumbling into his shitty Walmart mic I am gone.

>>13671204
God, I really hope I see some of my posts from the past year on there anon.
Make it happen please.

I wish I never sold my LINK. Now my 25k stack is worth less than 9k linkies

>>13671204
it's too soon. i'd love to see it but it's too soon. you need to wait for it to moon first and then give it a couple years so the greater context and significance becomes clear. the good news is by then you'd have all the funding you could ever need.

>>13671677
believe it or not, youll still make it if you hold.

>>13671416
it's weird. in the beginning I was fudding Link to accumulate more. which I did ultimately when it was around 13 cent. I amassed 300K Link. I definately think I have enough to make it. the problem though is that I can't stop fudding my own investment where I am literally all\-in with my life savings. I designed some of the most hated and posted memes regarding Chainlink. again... I am all\-in with my live savings and I have no intention whatsoeva to shill this project. instead I went to insane lengths to meme fud whenever I can. sometimes I sit a whole day in front of the screen and I FUD FUD FUD FUD. I don't something is wrong with me. but since I have invested in Chainlink I feel verydifferent. my behavior makes absolutely no sense... yet I am 100% sure I have to FUD my own investment.

center it around a group of anons who meet by chance and begin masturbating to the link sigil, and they realize the power is true so they organize a world wide masturbation offering to the sigil

>>13671421
Gosling is a F to M Tranny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmqAtyLwYQY

>>13672368
Lmao delusional stinkies

>>13673067
in a long enough timescale, he is correct.

>>13671204
Israel has no right to exist in my frame of reference.

>>13672368
this made me feel better :)

>>13671204
background music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVIRcnlRKF8