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LARP

>>13668786
take out $10k, spend 10 days.

>>13668786
>going to Tokyo to fuck some prostitutes
I did that, it was good.

>>13668786

jesus that sound terible. first get a passive income with your money, then go to tokyo

>>13668786
Cash out half. Pay off any debt you may have, buy some gold and silver, get yourself something nice, whatever that may be. Go to Japan, have some fun. I'll keep your mom occupied while you're gone.

Sell 10k go for a holiday. Marketbuy 990 000 worth of link to kickstart the singularity

>>13668786
Put it in a CD, get 3% a year, 30,000k every year plus interest for life man, don't be a faggot and gamble it like I did.

>>13668786
How are you going to cash out?

>>13668786

take out 500k.

>>13668786
tokyo isnt the best place for fucking hookers. if you want asians go to hong kong or bangkok. if you want whites go to berlin or prague.

drop off some ether for a poorfag lol

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>>13668906
>beggars are back

This is truly the golden bull

>>13668786
How did you make it? I want to get to that point sometime as well help a poorfag out with some information please

>>13668888
DUB QUADS DO IT OP

>>13668842
Man even meme companies like Activision blizzard pay a relatively safe 5% dividend. He can do better than 3%.

>>13668793

This is my Litecoin Adress, I could sign a message but I'm sure you would be too dumb to verify it.

I have 500k on Bitcoin, and around 250k in Litecoin and 250k in Monero.

>>13668809

I said that because I have been dreaming on japo pussy since I was a kid

>>13668829

I dont have debt and I dont own gold and not interested in it.

>>13668842

Doens't sound too good to me, 3% a year is dog shit.

>>13668866

I don't know if I want to cash out.

>>13668938

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>>13668786
80% in vanguard stock etf. 20% in bonds.

If you are sub30 your life is basically made if you do the above. You have fuck you money.


With the passive income from that you can live near indefinitely. You should still work to gain more but you can quit the moment someone looks at your wrong and not be worried what to eat or where to sleep.

Over time it will also ensure your retirement.

Alternatively leave it in crypto and shitpost in 1 year about what an idiot you were and now the account is only 40k and youll never make that kinda money again and you have to kill yourself.

>>13668938
Congrats on making it
Can you help a poor anon out?
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>>13668829
>>13668888
Fucking cash out half and at the start of this bull cycle. Too fucking kek. Give up $200k in taxes just to see how much more value you would have accumulated if you kept it riding.

Cash out little by little if you need to but taking out half is fucking kys retarded

Is $5k all you really need to go to Tokyo? Wtf am I doing...

Also, is it easy to get around the city without speaking Japanese?

>>13668938
You should cash out at least 200k.

Ensure you never have to work for many years. These years are the ones you need to be able to HODL as hard ass you can. Make that HODL period comfortable.

Legit if not larp, I strongly suggest this:

Buy nice, middle class house somewhere that's not a shithole and where one day you can envision having kids.

With the rest, put 2/3 into something like precious metals, split between gold and silver.

With the final piece, take 10% of it and go to your Asian fantasy, whatever the fuck, but NO MORE.

The final chunk have as your neetbux savings account, while you figure out what you want to do on life from here.

What country you in, anon?

>>13668971
based

LARP COPE

>>13668974
gross

>>13668842
When you put it this way it's really not making it is it.

Congratulations anon, all the best wishes from one autist to another

Ive also made ridiculous gains this week so everyone prepare for a intense weekend dip

>>13668979
Way less. I used to go every 6 weeks. $1100 for round trip airfare plus $1000 to keep a small apartment downtown Tokyo.

>>13668971

Stocks seems like are about to crash at any moment. I unironically predicting a 150k BTC in a few years. That would put my BTC stack on 2.7M not considering altcoins. I surely dont know what the fuck to do. I am thinking of cashing out something but it just keeps pumping.

>>13668933

Started with 20k on 2016, bought my first bitcoin at around 1k. I made nearly half a million trading with alts and shit in the bullrun, then the crash happened and my portfolio dropped to aroudn 150k, and since then I have been chasing altcoin pumps, for example now I have 50% of my networth on Monero and Litecoin, both pumped around 15% today.

>>13669084
How'd you find an apartment downtown Tokyo? Airbnb?

>>13669087
How do you DYOR to properly find good altcoin pumps? I have roughly $13K all in BTC right now and am learning as much as I can, but it would be helpful to know how to approach it. Thanks for the info bromium

>>13668786
Take your parents out on a nice dinner, make sure to acknowledge them while they're still alive.

>>13669003

> What country you in, anon?

Switzerland. I'm not planing on moving, I really like it here. I am 32 years old and I live in a small apartement.

>>13668786
>I have 1.000.532,32 USD

absolute state of /biz/ believing this 3rd world nigger

Why not take out a loan against your crypto(nexo, Celsius, etc) for 500k, use that 500k to invest into something that can return 10% a year, use that 10% to pay back the loan at around 7.5% interest, leaving you with 2.5% to keep. This way you can keep everything

>>13669109
There are several companies that rent specifically to foreigners. Avoid shitty ones like Sakura House that gouge you to live in the sticks. Most Japanese won't rent to foreigners so this is the easiest way to get a place with utilities and internet included.

>>13669087
I had 500k$ in btc last time when we hit 20k and I never cashed out any of it. You should definitely cash out at least 100k at this point. It's not worth trying to call the top.

>>13669087
Take 100k out for safety.. Also lawyer up and make some overseas companies..

>>13669137
better call bitcoin suisse soon for that trade appointment if you don't want to cash out with a värdex ATM.
i'd only cash out 20% I'm ready for a big wave up

OP is a fucking retard and is going to lose his money.

BTW Japanese whores make you wear a rubber. Paying for covered sex is awful.

>>13669116

Find GOOD coins (Respected ones at least) that have been stable in USD when Bitcoin was pumping (that means in dropped in sats), this means that the faggots that exited from alts to bitcoin already sold, so the sell book is VERY VERY thin, then just wait for Bitcoin to stabilize and enjoy your profits, its really easy.

>>13669146

sounds like a clear path to bankruptcy

>>13669087

We've had similar paths but I'm one step behind you. Started with $24k in 2017, ended up with $985k, didn't cash out and sat through the crash of 2018, and now I'm at $160k with mostly LINK/ETH.

>>13669218
thats right man, you made it! Now get some aids

>>13668786
isn't japan super expensive especially if you plan to get escorts ?
5k doesn't sound like enough to me

>>13669223
Thanks my man it's really appreciated I'm even gonna screencap this shit for later.

>>13668786
>ass backwards commas and decimals
Sorry anon, but you're never going to make it unless you unfuck your punctuation and start using inches and gallons.

>>13669223
i dont understand this.

>>13669160
Any company you could recommend?

>>13668898
Hong Kong for sure

>>13669223
Well technically worst case if you don't pay your nexo loan back they'll just keep your crypto, so either way his outside assets should be safe

>>13669287
not gonna make it

You didn't make it until you have your target in cash after taxes, after money set aside for a home, with a significant proportion of your crypto remaining, just in case their value decuples.
That's why I'm waiting until my portfolio hits $3 mil. before I say I made it.

>>13668786
Congrats anon! We're all gonna make it
t. 10 BTC hodling boomer

>>13668842
horrible boomer tier advice kek

>>13669218

I want to eat and finger a Japanase pussy while I hit a bare ass while my dick is being sucked by college girls.

>>13669245

Maybe I have to cash out more, who cares. I think I have to reward myself, The only thing is that I hope to not get killed in japanase prostitution rings or shit like that

>>13669224

If you endend with 180k when you were at near a mil that means that you were hodling shitcoins, you can make it if you have luck, but I wouldnt trust secured gains.

>>13669272

glad to help

>>13668971
This

>>13669137
Do you own your place?

But yeah Switzerland seems /comfy/.

My answer for what to do hasn't changed.

Im so happy someone on /biz/ made it

>>13669336
>If you endend with 180k when you were at near a mil that means that you were hodling shitcoins


Most of my wealth came from holding NEO at $100 and then it tanked so yeah.

>>13668829

Fucking terrible advice holy shit

>paying debt

just let the debt rot out and say you can pay like 100 usd per month once they call

>buy some gold and silver and cash out half

Literally why, just keep the money in crypto in that case

>>13669312
i dont understand the way he wrote it. Im still reading it and trying to make sense of it. I mena how the fuck do you even search through all that shit with out finding trash projects

>>13669378

No, I rent a place.

I think that I am going a house similar to this in the mountains, pretty comfy. (500k or something like that)

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/overseas-property/property-52977871.html


And then left 450k on Bitcoin (I seriously think that is gong to 150k in 2022) and 50k to gambe on shitcoins

This thread gives me hope.

>>13669458

You dont search trough garbage faggot, look at the XMR/USD, XMR/BTC and LTC/USD, LTC/BTC grapth. They look exactly as I described them, you dont gamble once a week, or even once a month; you only press BUY when you know that you are going to make money.

Cash out and diversify into something real. Aka stocks that pay a dividend. Or just do an index.

>>13668955
sign a message larper

>>13669503
ahh i see you wage cuck and just dump your cash in and hold. Gotcha that makes more sense now

>>13668786
You made it? Kek.
Everything below 10MM is shit tier.

>>13669551

Ok faggot, actually going to send the funds out of the wallet soon to sell the top so I am going to search for the paper wallet

>>13669556

no faggot, the only reason that I am a millonaire and you are not is that I invest; I dont gamble.

>>13669556
Around 10% a month gets you about double what you started with in 7 months.

>>13669322
Well you need 5 mil to make it. 10 million to become a degenerate cocaine addict that dies poor. 20 million to have a chance at being a billionaire. It's weird how it works.

>>13668786
congrats. Don't mind the salty Anons kek.

>>13668786
Cant you like show a screenshot?
Do not let greed get the better of you OP

>>13668786
Enjoy paying those taxes.

>>13668786
Cash out half, make sure you have a huge stack left in link and enjoy your life.

>>13669420
this

OP should just keep trading his shitcoins and go on a permanent vacation

>>13668955
>MAhdoQuc4oAXJYfZ7i53Rhr3gZSXLmD4Qr
KYC guy at Binance here, I just identified you and sent this thread to your mom

>>13668786

$ 1 Million for upper middle class retirement meme comes from 80's movies but 1m in 1977=4.5m today. So to be live like upper middle class for rest of your life you need min 4.5m usd today.

>>13669084
How long were you there for anon? 2-3 days?

Thoughts on chainlink?

>>13669772
He can be a high class NEET though
Face it, he /madeit/

>>13668971
reinvest in crypto and this is golden

>>13668786
You NEED to buy 50k of gold and silver. That's only 5% and when the currency reset happens you will really fucking make it

>>13669420
What if crypto fucking crashes to nothing like it just did in 2018 retard

>>13669819

I admit 1 mil is very good money especially when you're a young wage slave but it's not something can be called "making it".

>>13669871
>Never gonna make it

>>13669420
Because gold and silver aren't crypto you fucking idiot. The world is swimming in debt.... interest rates at ridiculous criminally suppressed low levels.

If you have any kind of serious money and don't put at least 5% into gold and silver you are fucking playing with fire.

Also.... if you have good and silver and a currency reset hits.... you'll fucking make it 10 times over

>>13669904
imagine falling for the just hodl meme

>>13669909
holy shit goldshilld are fucking retarded go back to the 20s grampa now we have crypto that's superior in every aspect

>>13669922
you'll die poor

>>13669909
Remember a silver piece the size of a silver dime used to be a days wage. 14 silver fines equals 1 ounce of silver....

So for every ounce of silver you buy you are holding 2 weeks of days wages historically. If you have 1,000 ounces of silver and a currency reset hits.... you'll have fucking generational wealth.

Invest in Ford stock and take home about 70,000 a year for free in dividends and invest 15k into crypto

>>13669909
it must be physical gold when global collapse happens.

>>13669927
Listen you useless zoomer faggot. The reason you are putting your money in shitcoins has nothing to do with any problem with gold. You are putting your money in shitcoins because you can't "make it" anymore unironically because gold doesn't back the currency anymore.

Under a gold standard you could drive retards on a bus to grade school and "make it" with your wife at home raising your 4 kids.

There's no problem with gold.... there's a problem with the dollar not being backed by gold.

Also... if Bitcoin goes to 1 million bucks that doesn't make gold any less valuable

>>13669927
All I'm saying is if you have any decent amount of money like a million bucks and you don't put as little as 50k into gold then you are fucking retarded.

Gold has been demonetized by all govts and is still worth 1,300$/oz

All the gold price tracks is how unstable, volatile, and lack of store of value the dollar is.

The dollar price of gold is irrelevant.

Bitcoin is not real money. When they started issuing dollars 200 years ago...
Nobody fucking earned 20$ and held that 20$ in a piggy bank hoping that 7 years later that 20$ would buy him 5 houses. Thats not how money works.

Money is stable you retard

>>13668786
You have 700k anon. Uncle Sam wants his 300k cut or he will rape you in the ass for years.

>>13668786
How to make bitcorn from fuck prostitute?

>>13669949
Yes true that's what I'm saying physical

>>13669611
i know. I did the same thing all this year. Hes coming off like he did something different. He just did the something.

>>13669600
>implying

>>13669939
>needing crypto to make it
pathetic

t. PI lawyer

>>13668786
Pay for my chronic depression treatment or buy me a gun, same

>raving gold cultist invades thread
Oh well, congrats, op. I think your plan to buy a home with a part of the portfolio is sensible.

>>13669600
>Ok faggot, actually going to send the funds out of the wallet soon to sell the top so I am going to search for the paper wallet

did you lose your paper wallet?

>>13670091
i have chronic depression too anon, if that makes you feel better

>>13668786
Dont forget your taxes in 2020.

Once someone cashes this out and transfers the USD to his bank account, wouldn't this set off major red flags and cause his account to be frozen? What is the proper procedure for cashing out?

>>13668786
you cash out and enjoy paying 400k in taxes lmfaoooooo

>>13670182
Nobody should go through this shit, it's inhuman. By now I'm unable to function since years, I lost my friends, my work, my girl, pretty much everything.. and basically I don't give a shit, all I want is to stop to suffer pointlessly. If I had a particular issue, no matter how big, I would own the shit out of it.. but this thing has no roots, it's simply baked into me since my inception, there's nothing to fight and I'm fistfighting thin air. Tried psychotherapy, meditation, diet, exercise and all the other stupid shit, the meds.. a lot of them, nut nothing works even remotely. Now my last chance is ECT, if it fails I'm literally doomed forever. I would unironically give away my house and all the money of this world (except for my linkies, I'm not fucking selling you dirty kikes) to feel again 'just somewhat ok', as it should be, I would be more than happy to sleep on the street BUT WITHOUT FUCKING DEPRESSION.. but it's not gonna happen.. even if I'll make it, I won't truly make it, ever.. godspeed anons

>>13669987
Based gold anon

>>13670396

>>13669909

Seething zerohedge idiot

daily reminder that goldfags are still seething for missing btc in 2008 because they believed gold would have the bullrun btc had

>>13668786
dont get off the bull yet we moonin

>>13670261
>>13670371
he can just sell all his shit for a stable coin (a real one like USDC) and cash if he transfers that to USD $5-10k a month at a time I doubt that's gonna raise any redflags to the IRS

>>13670025
all money is a pyramid scheme and bitcoin will become stable when it reaches golds marketcap of 10 trillion with or without you boomer

>>13670662
This. Can boomers fuck off already or just stay in the containment thread ffs.

>>13670649
If you get audited you better start looking for defense lawyers. Tax evasion is no joke if it is 10k+

Pay taxes

>>13670396
I was there anon, for about 10 years, then eventually, slowly, I started getting better. Now I feel rich every day just to have my health and happiness. Making it in crypto won't ever matter to me nearly as much as falling out of darkness and back into the light did. Hold on anon, nothing lasts forever, this too shall pass. Wish I had better advice, but no advice helped me, just time, time and pain tolerance.

>>13668842
you know the premise of crypto currency and it's sketchy history is counting on some kind of economic collapse or the transitioning of the paper dollar right?

>>13671652
It's not my first depression, I'm in and out since I was a kid/teen and now I'm a boomer. Pretty sure it's here to stay since it's a part of me and not something that came from the outside. Also statistics say that it gets worse with age and so far they're on spot since meds doesn't work anymore. But hey let's hope for a miracle or some shiet

>>13668786

Anon, I am happy for you!! :) I've been coming to this site for a decade and you guys are my best friends, so it feels really good good to see stuff like this. I invested $1700 so far and I'm down to $400 so no luck here. I diversified pretty early but I missed all the peaks. I'm just gonna go out on a limb here, feel free to stop reading at any time. I'm thirty thousand dollars in debt. Life has not been lucky for me, for a long time. I had a literal jew laugh in my face for investing in bitcoin, true story lol. So I'm asking you for a few thousand dollars. Whatever you feel like I deserve. Have fun in Tokyo fren!! :D
most importanly, dont stop posting on 4chan :3

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>>13672035
thats my bitcoin wallet currently, everything is in alts waiting on the incoming altpumps.. everything is NANO, ADA, and LINK currently

>>13672095
just for the record, im getting a degree in computer science with about a year left. that last season wasn't good to me but nothing will stop me from making this next season a great season for me. again you don't have to give me anything i just would appreciate it from one of my anonymous friends (who i consider friends) on 4chan.

>>13672035
hey nigger remember that time you weren't supposed to beg for crypto

>>13668786
Jesus bless you anon. I thank God you made it.
Take some time and relax.

>>13672157
youre the nigger, faggot

>>13668786
Spend it all on gold in 1 oz pieces on jmbuillion and sell them slowly to various cash 4 gold places, report nothing to IRS and live like a drug dealer for the next 5 years or until your septum collapses and you get aids whichever comes first

>>13672181
get 4

>>13668898
You can find lots of white prostitues in Bangkok and Thailand in general

>>13672222
yet again my luck fails me

>>13668786
dont forget the taxes that fuck you in the ass next year ;)

>>13668842
People blow my mind. 30000 A YEAR FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, and they say its stupid advice. Ever heard of compounding interest? A bunch of literal subhumans inhabiting this board. Bad sign

>>13669467
That place looks comfy as fuck, but what are you realistically going to do with 6 bedrooms?

>>13672275
Thanks for backing me up, friend. Yes, $30,000 a year for life, and it's compounding. Besides, you could easily live on $30,000. You would be humble, but you'd literally never have to worry about money. That's "making it" in my book.

Do people believe that nobody on this board made it? Surely some of those pumped alts got lucky?

>>13672035
holy fuck kys you faggot roastie
enjoy your ban aswell

>>13668842
I'm with this guy. In 25 years this will be worth $2.1 million if you do literally nothing. More importantly, with zero risk of losing it. You've already won.

>>13668786
Pattaya is cheaper.

>>13668786
Imo osaka is better OP

Bl4derunner@protonmail.com
Email your discord and I'll give you all the details to have a fucked time.

>t.used to live in osaka and regularly visit every year.

>>13672843
Just post here anon, im curious.

>>13672843
>>13672928
This pls. Am curious what a fucked time entails.

>>13668786
>Prostitutes in East Asia
No no no
There are clubs where Asian women can go to meet white Americans and have sex with big penisu. You just need a little bit of charm and for fuck sake make eye contact people.

>>13672483
Except that you have to work all that time while waiting for that compound interest

>>13673172
that's in china and korea, and you need to go through a rigorous process to be accepted into those establishments

there is one(1) gaijin hosto club in japan, and they employ literal instagram models for their clients, /biz/raelies are not going to go on vacation and put their benis in nip brappers through those venues

If i were you i would invest in index funds or rental properties and just live modestly indefinitely.

However generally people who come into large amounts of money fast lose it just as quickly so take caution friend.

This nigger has 100 million and you faggots say "invest"

Larp anyways but jeez

I hate you faggots

>>13668938
Mmmmm yep you’re gonna be the type to lose it like all those dumbass lottery winners. Enjoy it while it lasts.

>>13673298
He has one million you fucking tit. Most Europeans do not use ,

>>13669331
What part of what he said isn't true?

>>13668786
Cash out, now. Put it in a 10% safe gainer. Live your life.

>>13669336
your penis is not the only route to happiness, anon.

Find personal growth in your financial independence.

We love you.

>>13673361
Jesus Christ you should move if true

>>13673474
If I was going to move it'd be to Japan. MAYBE Colorado since it seems pretty fuckin sweet and the climate is similar to what I'm used to.

real millionaires are not in 4chan you faggot

>>13673612
If I become a millionaire, I'd still use 4chan. It's not like I'd have anything better to do. The money would just be to fund permaNEETdom and I'd become a full on hikikomori because I'd be able to afford to have literally everything delivered to me.

>>13673675
more like because this place is what makes you fags happy and money will not replace that.

in fact the type of social transactions money will afford you kinda go against what likely makes you enjoy this place to begin with

real catch 22 there m8

>>13673612
you would be surprised who visits /biz/

:)

>>13673744
The real catch 22 is that I don't enjoy this place. It's just something to do to avoid staring at a blank wall because everything else sucks, even if you have money.

>>13672483
Lol no risk what a dumb ass you are. Economic crashes are a thing and every year inflation makes you have less and less money. Invest in assets. Silver/gold. A farm property, maybe some condos for rent income and then put the rest of your coin in something that’ll give you interest or dividends. Got to protect yourself against all potential case scenarios once you make it.

>>13670649
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Structuring

>>13668786
From someone who broke 1m in the last bull run, make sure to sell a big chunk and keep it out of crypto forever. Keep a portion in it sure, but you've already made it, no need to risk it all.

>>13669003
>With the rest, put 2/3 into something like precious metals, split between gold and silver.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>13673766
checked

hi Elon

>>13673807
ok well that is essentially what I meant.

this place is your only distraction from your bleak existence.

>>13673807

we can test this hypothesis. I have no money, but a similar relationship to 4chan.

If you give me money and this relationship is unaltered, we know that all hope is lost.

In the name of science m8...

>>13668829
fuckin shitty boomer advice

>>13674107
>>13674131
Why do you think having money is going to change anything. Is there really shit you want to be doing right now but simply don't have enough money to do it? There is literally nothing money can buy me to make my life better other than allow me to participate in this world as little as possible, as I described in my original post.

Should of just traded inside a smart contract like i did

>>13673766
Go away Kanye

>>13674162
no.

i have my comfy, apartment, fishing rods, boat, gf...i'm in between jobs but I am confident in my skills and who I am as a man.

...but bills are still a bitch.

>>13668837
This but unironically

>>13674203

>>13673766
Checked

>>13668786
You need to pay taxes for each trade you made.

>>13672275
Fuck ya dude. Hell, even just saving $900k for interest and using the leftover $100k to throw back in crypto wouldn't be all that bad. You can do a lot with 100k in this market.

>>13669876
Its more like "people now view me as a human being" money. You can now let your personality show.

>>13674255
MBDTF is the greatest album of all time

>>13668786
start eating healthy.
do a variety of exercises.
find fulfilling hobbies.
build closer connections with friends and family.
look at ways to strengthen and educate your community

take this advice after you feel hollow. might be a couple weeks

>>13672128
Guy, you're in school, you haven't finished college yet. Some of us here are busy wallowing in debt while job hunting, or stuck in jobs with no good prospects. Stop asking for handouts and wait for your own damn turn to be successful. Your time will come.

>>13668786
Take that $5K and put into a project with promise like ECOMI and turn a profit. If you go to tokyo, you'll lose more than 5k

>>13671652
>tfw don't have my health
>can't afford healthcare

>>13668842
A cd? You will never make it

>>13669600
>I invest; I dont gamble
Stop lying to yourself, all crypto investment is gambling and not investing.

Half of the anons ITT agree that 1mm isn’t “made it” money.

Another anon ITT made a good point in saying you need at least 4.5mm to be upper middle class in 2019.

It’s always been 10,000 LINK to “make it”

Therefore, we can assume that this boards general sentiment for LINKs price after it goes parabolic is somewhere around 450.

Does my napkin math/logic check out anons?

I had 1.2 M last year composed mainly of XtraBytes. Its worth 0 now. :gun:

>>13668786
IF you’re not a larp, congrats my man. Must feel pretty surreal.
How much tax you gotta pay?

And can I ask how you got here? How much you started with?

Godspeed OP, have a great life.

>>13675598
XTRABYTES ROI > 9000%

Ouch

>>13670336
Probably talk to the people at your bank before hand and ask them to help you set up a trust fund.

>>13674323
Hell yeah.

I want to fuck Japanese hookers too, I just don't have any money.
Have fun anon on your tip.

>>13668786
Imagine how rich you're gonna be if you're gonna sell in the bull run. You could easily make 10-20 million, and never have to wageslave again. I hope we all make it.

>>13668842
Can you explain this please?

>>13668786
Well what the fuck you should take 100k now. Take 200k when you hit 2 mil

>>13668786
Ich würd 50% usene und mer Immobilie chaufe. De Immobiliemarkt isch am platze aber solang mer 50k mee Lüt pro Jahr importiered chan das nöd schiefgo.

>>13677775
ja immobilie ah asylante vermiete

>>13669121
Best advice in this thread

>>13668786

If you take that 5000 out and use it to fuck prostitutes you'll no longer be a millionaire

>>13677850
this

>>13668786
Cash out 850k slowly over next year, find out how u can avoid taxing/ pay the smallest possible amount of tax.

Buy a smallish but nice house in a good place (=safe, calm).

Blow 100k on shit. Buy a pimp car, nice watch, nice clothes.

Invest the rest remaining cashed out portion in something less risky than crypto assets and your skillset.

Keep trading crpyto with the non cashed out 150k.

In the meantime: exercise, eat well.

>>13677869

hell be a hundredthousandionaire wich sounds waaay cooler

>>13668829
Fuck off boomer

>>13677938
samefag: provided it is urgent for you, if not, there is bound to be a retarded bull in the following years when u can 10x if u dont buy top and sell bottom basically

I have a feeling that OP is not a millionaire anymore today

>>13677777

>>13668786
fuck I hate you larpers. if you really would have made 1.000.000 you would send out 100$ worth of some shitcoin to anyone of us and would not even notice the difference in your account. that would make you believable. otherwise you are a attention seeking faggot that probably does not even own 1 btc.

>>13678382

Salty loser faggot

>>13673766
hi tay

>all these people telling OP to take a vacation and spend some of his money
This is why you fucking retards are poor. For shame, /biz/

>>13668786
>Cash Out 75%
>Buy S&P500
>Day trade the 25% for shits n’ gigs
>Never work again
Unironically

>>13678382
M O D S
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>>13677645
japanese hookers 150$/h in london

>>13668786
correction: you have 0$ until you cash out everything

After reading this thread I realize OP is broke and I need 4 million minimum to “make it”

>>13672275
Why not put it in Ford stock and get a 7% dividend annual return instead of a 3% CD? I suppose it is riskier but Ford has been in business for 100 years.

>>13669084
Net worth and amount in crypto?

I want this

>>13678759
now its not risky. ford has bottomed and will go to at least 14-15$

>>13668971
Fundamentally based

Litcoin at an 11 month high. We can make it anons.

>>13678759
>Has been in business for 100 years
Horses have been in business for thousands of years before Ford came.

Good luck trying to exchange that into real money which actually gets you services LMAO

Can you guys actually not be ironic for once and answer why you would want to raise a family in 2019. Wtf does a neet do with 4.5 million other than shitpost in different rooms

>>13668866
He can't cash out

>>13679248
>why you would want to raise a family in 2019
Because it's the only way you will find fullfillment in life

>>13679708
surveys show that those without children are happier

>>13668786
Tell me how to make it, OP. P-please...

>literal millionaire
>doesn't even think about selling over 40% with those gains

Ask me how I know you're a retard