/biz/ - Business & Finance

Urine passing is a result of homeostasis. It is literally a balancing of the body so the urine passes everything that is not needed in that moment. Urine contains hormones, vitamins, minerals, amino acids that are not needed in the moment but may be needed in the next. It also has STEM CELLS IN IT. Your urine has info about what ails you and then creates antibodies when you drink it So drinking your urine is like drinking a highly nutritious meal. It is also a vaccine. If you get stung or bitten by a venomous creature, the anti venom is created in your body within 15 seconds & will pass out in your urine. I cured food poisoning in 10 minutes by drinking my pee. Before pharmaceutical companies took over, urine was used to cure gangrene on the battlefields of the world, it can be used as blood plasma in a transfusion if the patient's blood is not available. Your urine is just blood plasma but a different colour. There have been more white papers written on the efficacy of drinking urine & putting on infections, than any other therapy on the planet, all covered up by the pharmaceutical companies because if the word got out, they would go bankrupt. Hundreds of Dr's have written articles & books on the subject. If any Dr or individual starts teaching this miracle therapy & gets a following, they get threatened & if they ignore those threats, they are killed, such is the world ruled by corrupt corporations hellbent on making money out of nothing. The average mark-up (profit margin) on pharmaceuticals is around 20,000%, do you really think they will give up this method of creating gold out of lead & tell the truth? No chance.

I’m getting trump winning the election vibes from the current biz timeline

>>13657993
9k isnt bad at all. you are comparing yourself to other marines who literally make up .000000000000000000000000000000000002% of the worlds population.

Think of it this way....if link ends up being all that we think it will be 9k will HAVE to be a mammoth sized stack. If someone with 50k link makes it that means someone with 9k stack has to make it too.

Unironically 9k is a huge stack relative to the rest of the world, and even for a biz anon it isnt that bad.

I think the only ones who really need to worry are those with 1,500 or less. They will probably make it too tho because most of them probably live in Uganda or bangladesh and thats like having a 90k stack in america.

>>13657993
Also, can you put in anymore fiat now or are you broke? If you aren't broke and can put in 6-7k just do it.

>>13657999
checked.

I dont think you are comprehending how big of a stack 9k really is.

Also...i think the people selling at certain price points are idiots. You have 9k.....what is your financial situation? If you are a neet or a wagie...i wouldnt sell any until 100$. Sell 1k at 100$ and let that 100k ride for a couple years....and wait for it to go to 500$ or 1,000 and sell another 1,000 at those price points. then let the rest ride for fuck you gains in case it hits 5k per link.

Also....lets say link hits 300$ and you dont sell and it collapes to 100$.....and then you sell....well who gives a fuck? Youll still have a million bucks if you decide to sell then.

I just dont think link is going to dump at all really...i think it will just keep going up and up granted over time.

>>13658048
1k link holders won't exactly be the global elite, but they'll still be pretty rich.

“Think about it” you retards fudded link so hard no one wants to buy your bags retards

>>13657993
I have only 1k
Any of you whale can donate some to me?

>>13657993
Is there still time to get 100k for another year?

Where's the rest of Sergey's speech??? I thought he was supposed to be talking for half an hour?

>>13658836
>Fundamentally fundamental decentralization
You're caught up

This has become a literal cult, comparing your investment into it to each other as rankings. The presentation was a let down for me, no partnerships. Just one mainnet and a miniscule pump.

>>13658848
based Sergey interacting with the material world. 1k is fud. Positive thoughts marines

>>13657999
nothing is even real anymore

>>13658856
Oi fuckwit, he could have just said ic3 and it would have been enough. Open your eyes

Also, praise our lord god Sergey the shepherd of Nazareth

>>13658881
IC3 is a low end crypto group which just has some funding from a few groups. Microsoft donates to several thousand little groups.

>>13658923
>a bunch of literal whos

>>13658958
Those aren't business partners jesus. It's a partners, donors and investors list dishonestly combined. Big companies like soft and morgan donate non stop. It's literally meaningless until a more substantial working relationship is revealed, which it hasn't been and if there were one it would absolutely be revealed in the industry talk.

Screencap me to laugh if it's all announced to be partnerships in the next couple of weeks. Otherwise reflect on your devotion.

>>13658805
Sent ;)

>>13659016
>>13658923
>hurrrr Microsoft is just a donor!

https://azure.microsoft.com/en-us/blog/microsoft-joins-ic3-in-advancing-blockchain-enterprise-readiness/
"Microsoft has just become a member of IC3, The Initiative for CryptoCurrencies & Contracts. We are excited to collaborate with this team of world class experts"

>>13659016
Lol, you fucking potato

>>13657994
Interesting, the former UFC light-heavyweight champion lyoto machida used to drink his piss every morning

>>13657993
Not trying to FUD but mainnet won't have all of the features upon release. And for the real LINK bullrun, we'll have to wait for partnerships and implementation, which will take a year at least. Just HODL and stay comfy.

>>13659385
>Not trying to FUD
Butttttttttt, let me just concern troll a lil

>>13658048
>I think the only ones who really need to worry are those with 1,500 or less. They will probably make it too tho because most of them probably live in Uganda or bangladesh and thats like having a 90k stack in america.
I have 500 LINK (used to be 1,000 but needed money) and I'm in Venezuela. I would have never-owned-before amounts of money at $40

Can't wait to buy the dip when main net drops

Honk

>>13659385
I think we might have penalty contracts by Q4 though
The actual neet nodes bullrun will commence then

>>13657993
Hey man, that’s a good stack. Almost 3x what I have. Here’s hoping for $300 minimum.

>>13657993
It will moon to 1.4 then bleed down to 50c and remain there forever

>>13659040
Oh reall?
Ok I bite
Here is my chain link:
0xf6da9a1eb4a4fcD970865644b0483996ac1F8587

>>13659062
>>13659016
>When I first set foot in the IC3 office, it was sitting in a temporary office space near Chelsea Market in New York. Cavernous, unorganized, and teeming with students, it was hard to find the focus of the space. I was there for a meetup on Town Crier, being presented by Ari Juels.

>>13657993
As a nolinker, I'm really glad this day has come. Hopefully when "mainnet" drops, linkies will wake up from their delusions and realise it's fucking nothing.

>service will launch
What service? Someone post a screenshot of said service. Someone post a screenshot of the software wallet. Neither of these things exist. I'm really not sure why they set a date when they've made nothing. Maybe it's the day of the exit scam and they gave everyone a release date for one last good pump. I'll see you guys at the end of May when you find out what every sane person has known for years: That LINK is a scam.

>>13659040
No linker here. Help me pls

0x3b75cd95e8ab8005e6177fc68b5ac5686c9b8fd6

>>13659874
Piss off no linker. You had plenty of time.

>>13659874
Sent 600 links bro

Has it gone through yet?

WE ARE IN THIS TOGETHER

>>13659925
Please Help a wagie out

0xc7dc600b7c51afae99536cd0012b0c0540dfae0f

>>13659856
inb4 the javascript code of the chainlink nodes running on ethereum has a reloop bug shutting down the network one by one..

>A bunch of autists meme themselves into millionaires through shitposting and relying upon gullible retards on Reddit to buy their bags
I fucking love this timeline lads

>>13660139
Stop begging faggot

>>13659921
Come on bro
I couldn’t
0xf6da9a1eb4a4fcD970865644b0483996ac1F8587

>>13658048
I'd say realistically the cutoff is 5k-10k minimum needed to become a millionaire.

>>13660139
Fine but i don't have endless to give, i've just sent 500.

I've only got 2200 LINK but congrats on this LINKies, seriously. Happy for you.

>>13657993
will go to 1.20$ then when amazon AWS and oracle hard forkes the mainnet it will slowly bleed down to 60cent and stay there for people want to parse shit to 0x4chan because AWS does not allow racial slurs.

>>13660256
You can get a good pump off of that probably in the coming 2 weeks if you can play the news. This is seriously a no brainer short term 2-5X if things go right.

>>13657993
I think you're fundamentally safu with 9k

>>13658786
Literally all I want is to be comfy to be able to read my philosophy in peace.

Linkies give me freedom.

>>13660293
It's tiny holdings compared to what I have in ETH and BTC, I bought it so I could participate in the memes and just let it ride, never cared much about it but starting to regret not buying more.

>>13660206
Please help me at least afford a nice education
0xc83704ce0f44fb8abe346bbd6d5f577aa5a7ef14

Fuck off fucking beggars. I'm sitting here sorting bolts into buckets just to afford another LINK. GET A JOB

Should I hold onto my ETH, buy LINK now or wait for a dip? I know in the long term this is a good price but fuck buying LINK above .80 is gonna hurt

>>13660206
Can you do it one more time? To me this time?
0xf6da9a1eb4a4fcD970865644b0483996ac1F8587
this is my problem.
I registered but can’t buy because it didn’t accept me yet.
I just don’t want to left behind

Imagine having to beg for linkies. You had over a year of threads spoon-feeding you and you still want gibs.

>>13660632
People begging is bullish. Soon people will sharpie for 1 link.

>>13657993

dude, i only have like ~880 stinkielinkies. to prosperity frens!

>>13660632
give it time, binance is acting weird anyways

>>13660293
Nah, LINK isn't much of a pumper. 5x would be golden. I'd take 10 grand out immediately

Delusion cult circlejerk between the largest bagholders on /biz/ schizophrenically clinging to hope

>>13661192

it's all we have fren. pandoras box opened and with all the evils hope came with it

>>13658881
So it was foretold. The Shepherd of Nazareth shall lead his peoples to the promised land of breast milk and money.

>>13661215
Sell it all and throw the money into BTC/LTC/ETH and you will make it

>>13658805
1k Link will be equivalent to 100 million dollars in 10 years

>>13661258
What he said. Stop falling for oldest /biz/ scam, newfags.

>>13661265
i got like 780 lol

i coulda been buying more for months and now i have no job woops. better find one

>>13657999
checked

>>13658833
This is the big question for me. I am getting a few hundred K at some point in 2019. Is Link going to be 20 bucks before I can get a chance to pick up a massive stack? I really need it to stay around $2 max.

>>13658856
>The presentation was a let down for me, no partnerships
it's not Sergey's place to "announce partnerships" you retard, he even said before showing the slide that "here's some of our partners that have already announced our cooperation"
>Just one mainnet
Jesus

>>13658923
Lol, comedy gold

>>13660558
>>13660658

>>13661192
>Delusion cult circlejerk between the largest bagholders on /biz/
lel ok retard

>>13657999
Checked and sniffed. We're all gonna make it bros.

>>13661450
What other mainnet other than eth are business going to care about?

>>13657993
Deluded Linkies. The only thing that will happen is that ETH pumps because muh Oracle.

Summoning smart anons! Riddle me this:
We all agree on chainlink token value going astronomical when financial markets (especially the derivative market) moving to the blockchain. Sure, that's a pretty use case as it will save money but also has disadvantages. Will this really happen?
- what do you deem the likelihood of the financial markets moving to the blockchain?
- what are the most compelling reasons for this?
- by when do you see this happen?
t. heavily invested and here since pic related

>end of May
>he thinks it's bullish
That's actually where most of the shitcoins are supposed to peak/pump before BTC crash.

>>13659411
Oh no it's a cult member.

>>13661875
stop retard

>>13659715
how do i get my node set up

>>13661952
>- what do you deem the likelihood of the financial markets moving to the blockchain?
how are you asking this question in 20 fucking 19

You've literally understood nothing about Smart contracts or the significance of Chainlink and probably have only joined up solely for the memes.

https://blog.goodaudience.com/chainlink-the-missing-piece-to-the-god-protocol-fd455dde92ab
https://medium.com/altcoin-magazine/the-four-biggest-use-cases-for-chainlink-a0245bd07b66

But there's hope for you yet, start reading.

>>13658048
t. positive pilled.

I agree with this outlook completely. the battle is between LinkMarines vs NoLinkers and SwingLinkers.

ie. autist vs normies.

What grounds are the 1k assertions based on. Im not familiar with the current market on intermediaries for this sort of business. Nor on the total supply of link.

>>13662839
our biggest hurdle is that there is 750million unaccounted tokens in the hands of developers. No tokenomics thus far.

>>13657999
>that id
Those are big digits anon

>>13659486
based venezuelan marine
i hope you make it compadre

>>13659385
>tfw LP will start earning me passive income from day 1 regardless

>>13658805
post wallet

>>13659486

Blessings to you fren, pls stay safe.

>>13657993
little do you seem to realize that in this market, actually delivering and releasing a product, is typically the kiss of death. it will only dump from here.

>>13664651
That’s because most projects are shit. Link is actually good

>>13657999
Checked 4u

5k here

It’s been a wild ride to even get me to this tiny stack, but I’m worried my time is running out.
Should I just DCA into btc from here on out?

>>13657999
4u, I check this post. Checked Fren. We are on an odd timeline indeed. What have we learned by enduring this several year waiting period? What was gained?

>>13664651
name one crypto project that has "actually delivered and released a product"
just one

>>13664864
Checked 35 year old milf

>>13663010
>>13664602
Thank you amigos. Hope we all make it.

Don’t worry OP

Lots of is actually have 0 link because binance exit scammed.


I had 15,000 link on binance.

A lot of us kept our link on binance.

>>13664952
FUN

>>13657999
checked and yes the universe has manifested our will

>>13657999
checked

I am so fucking emotional guys https://youtu.be/Z6nEibqmbY4

Please like and subscribe

>>13665030
>a fucking casino the likes of there were thousands already 20 years ago
cool, how about something that's not a joke?

>>13657999
Those are some big digits

>>13659016
we don't care you're retarded mate lmao fuck off dumbass

>>13664952

STEEM

>fuck me bros

t. another gay linker

Aaahh i hate being a wagie, I only have 100 Link, I'm not gonna make it

>>13657993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6nEibqmbY4

>>13660632
Must be difficult sorting bolts into buckets and posting on biz at the same time. Do you by chance have 4 hands?

>>13665073
lol you fag you're fucking giddy. You didn't make it yet. You're acting like you're a millionaire already

I literally only have 35. help

>>13665459
also, i didn't post this to beg...but rather to just be sad

>>13664996
>that reddit spacing
>actually trusting a chink exchange will hold onto your stack

I bought my ledger wallet about a year ago for $100. You can get the same fucking wallet for under $50. I'm sorry you lost your stack anon, but you have no one to blame but yourself. You were smart enough to buy in early, but too lazy to get a wallet and secure your shit.

>>13665459
From where?

>>13665073
sir yes sir yes sir sir sir sir pls buy sir pls sir

>>13665459
that's 35 millions in 2 years anon.

>>13664933
Learn how to fucking spell 'fren' properly you uneducated dolt. It's not hard and if you have troubles (which most shouldn't) save for microcephalics, downies and the like, open up a dictionary. I'm asking you nicely because I don't want to constantly read that mispelled word anymore.

>>13657999
Checked

>>13666697
Chill out fren

>>13661023

>>13661023
I sharpied for link next to this. I got none

>>13657999
B&R flipped satan

I'm considering getting a personal loan and buying 10k link with it, is that a bad idea?

0xd85ee764280756326d99d29c1a4029aea4a03a72

pls I'm not going to make it anons

>>13668399
I don't usually recommend borrowing shekels from your nan, but Chainlink is a sure thing so why not? She's going to die soon anyway.

>>13664171
0x86a8728e62acf55acfeaf8e96ee702f0fb064aec

0x3e202773bf4f0a0152b104cbda504ae034961c4d

I want to hop on the train too.

>>13657999
big trips

>>13664952
BAT, BTC

>>13657999
Checked building the wall now

>>13657993
hope the hype is just going to spike it so i can wageslave my sub 1k stack to a more respectable amount.

one or two wages after i am finished with my online courses in autumn and i could actually make it too, so long as it stays under 1 $

Jesus fuck do i hate being in a economic colony.
Especially when i have to process salary payment of our teams direct overseer from the hq country making almost 10x more than us for practically the same work.

>>13657999
let it be so

So when Chainlink pops off, how do you cash out?

>tfw bought enough eth to trade into 10k link
>can't move my funds off coinbase for another 5 days
am I too late?

>>13660199
yeah for the 2nd wave sell off sure but 3rd and 4th wave are gonna be nuts.

>>13668868
This

>>13657999
I Believe In An
Omnipotentomniscient
Omnipresent God Who Is In
Control Of Everything All
The Time There Is No Such
Thing As Coincidence In
My Frame Of Reference

>>13668868
You can't cash out sorry. It's just magic internet money that looks cool and makes you feel rich

>>13668868
Sell on coinbase, LINK will inevitably end up on there after it moons.

>>13665165
Its called fuck my boss and shitposting when nobody is looking

Posted from my comfy desk because work is over

>>13660206
>>13660658
0.5 k linkies?
that is around 400$ atm.
sometimes i feel i do not understand people
>>13669267
i am guessing mobile while at work. the screen/protectorfilm must be quite the grimy mirage filter.

Name a mainnet release that didn't dumped to the ground.

LINK is already priced in.

>>13669478
My department only deals with plated parts. I have ascended beyond the oil. Feels good, no more dirty hands all day. Its really a dream compared to running machines

pls no bully, i know its not a great job. here's some berry shiny studs, plated to high corrosion specifications!

>>13669595
And here is my humble folio. Hopefully we won't need jobs where we're going. Hoorah marines!

>>13669595
no bully. I am trying to escape clerkdom and learning cisco as i do not like people doing less shit getting more pay than me - things that you tend to find out as inevitably, confidentiality or not, the salary gets processed by someone in our department.

>>13657999
Big 4channel check my guy

>>13664171
0x3b62f0a85ed95019565e48ea84c6899ba86f3d12

I only have 3.5K but im still grateful I discovered and bought link

Be humble and stop being a greedy kike OP, I wouldnt be surprised if you sold everything at $1 with that attitude

>>13669705
That is smart. You are a smart man. Are you taking classes or learning on your own? I was thinking of getting into IT, or rolling with what I'm doing and pursuing a degree in Logistics and Supply Chain management(it seems like a really underrated field imo. good pay and not oversaturated)

Either way going to school and getting an education is going to be the first thing I do if I make it, even if I don't need it. I don't want anybody ever looking down on me ever again

>>13669812
online and on my own.
but IT is over-saturated, especially in metropolitan centers, like the one i have the misfortune of living near. however the pay is x4/x5 with similar taxes and if you switch from wage to contract and thus not have to pay the state mandated social security and medical insurance you get rid of about 17.5% to 27.5% of the taxes on your earnings in my country

And, the nice thing with cisco regardless how over-saturated the IT field is, i am not a code monkey and the complexity of the network will pretty much ensure that someone has to run it, or in case of catastrophy someone has to rebuild it, plus this allows you to get the fuck out of the major city to the smallish hometown with a similar earning and none of the degeneracy.

the idea is solid in principle.

>>13669812
Also, logistics pays out very well if you are good at it. not to mention all the side jobs you can get into - but for that you need to have a way with either (most likely both) people and travel timetables.this however is somewhat outdated stuff i heard from a former colleague.

If you are in a port that is close to different countries, then you can make a ton of money, but you will have to be involved in smuggling.

>>13661631
What site is that? Looks great to see drop % from ATH by coin

>>13670170
>>13670257
I didn't see your earlier post about online courses. Good luck fren. Even if things don't 100% work out you have a clear, solid plan and that's better than the majority of people. Keep accumulating LINK. Ever since I bought LINK other good things have been happening to me, the meme gods smile upon us. Even 1k LINK is more than 99.99% of the population. If it works out nearly as well as we anticipate, your IT colleagues will surely be impressed by your early knowledge of such pivotal technology

>>13664651
Lots of link will be tied up in nodes (presumably) rather than just market dumping.

>>13657999
You're a big guy.

>>13658881
>all those literal who's tho

>muh 1000 eoy

Really? You expect everyone in the whole planet to buy an imaginary autismo coin so you can be a millionaire?

>>13670616
>this is the only FUD left at this point

>>13657999
Based truth telling trips

>>13670616
Fundamentally unironically yes

>>13664171
0xa213805bfaeb2e8d7d53bf4752aa06ce517effa3

Please god help, only 662! working shit job

>>13657993
chainlink is a fucking cult.

youre all going to lose everything.

>>13671322
Based see you at the bottom fren

>>13668868
Link to ether. Sell on coinbase

>>13669539

Valid point, but every single one that comes to mind didnt have an actual working product actively being marketed with a substantial amount of partners ALREAD ON BOARD READY TO COMMENCE BUISINESS THE SECOND MAINNET IS LIVE.

Rolling

Nobody cares about CHainlink, seriously if Chainlink was the next eth in terms of potential gain, a lot more people would talk about it.

>>13672354
People would talk about it if Sergey wanted them to. He doesn't care about teenage investors with $1000 to their name. He wants businesses to use his product

>>13672470
That's my point, its not a great investment for us and never will be. He doesnt need a high price of link tokens for it to work.

>>13657999
STAY STINKY FREN

>>13657999
Me too

>>13658796
We don’t want retail retards buying our bags. BTC done been there and did that. That’s lunch money -We aren’t holding out for people like ourselves.

We’re holding out for global machinations of commerce that make or break entire economies due to misplaced trust.

Watching every transient shitcoin pump except for LINK, made my plumbs plumper than usual: retail retards squandering their meager wages on shit that won’t amount to shit in 5 years nor decades down the road.

Anybody sitting on 1K is unironically gonna be comfy as fuck.

>>13664953
proof of Milf please.
Im still a teen but want a older Milf so bad.

>>13659411
Found the plebbitor

>>13672517
It's actually required to cover the amount of collateral which will be put up for contracts. If derivatives contracts are implemented then the price per token will need to match this before scarcity even kicks in.

You're a dumb nigger who doesn't know what he's talking about and you need to just be silent from now on.

>>13672517
How else will you have enough collateral for high value contracts dipshit?