/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13664570
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=prettysinny

Haha get fukt 7inch girthy lap hog here and I swear I'm almost tired of sex because I get so much pussy

>>13664570
>collection of watches
This is why women don’t like you. Not because you own the watches, btw, but because you find it worth bragging about.

This is why I got an Asian wife.

You become big dick masterace by size comparison.

Literally almost too big for her and hit the erroneous zone

>>13664570
It’s possible to grow your dick anon, I went from 4 to 5 inch of girth at my thinnest point

>>13664605
I like them I'm not bragging.

>>13664620
Mine is too thin for any woman, the only girl I could get is a virgin who doesnt know any better but she'd still leave me for Chad once she finds out, also there are no virgins around my age.

>>13664570
Post dick

pay an escort to do the opposite of small penis humiliation stuff once a week for a year
for around 6-700/month you could spend your days with compliments about your dick size looping in your head
find one who can actually act and RP and pay her to give oscar worthy performance everytime
>cured in 4 month but like with antibiotics, do the all thing

>>13664683
Dont want to get banned.

>>13664570
>job I absolutely love
Stopped reading there
Fucking cuck

>>13664570
>job I absolutely love

>>13664706
Draw a picture?

>>13664706
Post on /soc/ or /b/ and link it

>>13664570
That is incorrect sir, I am an anon of surgical persuasion and you can have your dick made thicker by a proces called lipofilling, basically a low velocity liposuction, fat is then grafted in the subcutaneous tissue and depending on many variables 50-80% does not reabsorb, making your dick thiccer.
It should cost few grand, you can do it multiple times.
Thank me later anon

>>13664711
Seriously if you're the kind of guy who 'loves his job' the only pussy you'll be tasting is when you clean the bulls cum from your wife.

>>13664570
P-shot + Gainswave

It will work

>>13664570
Why do you give a fuck about pleasing women? As long as she's fucking you, who cares

>>13664763
thank you

>year of the golden bull run + 2
>still falling for LARP threads

Never change, /biz/

Just get yourself a nice lonely Leopard Seal. Tighter pussy than an asian.

>>13664570
I have none if those things except the thin dick lol

>>13664570
>What's the fucking point?
Making children. Most women don't cum from sex anyway. Stop being a faggot and making excuses for being single, OP.

just do anal

>>13664865
Who comes up with this shit kek

>tfw 6x6 peepee

Perfectly average

>>13664570
You can please her in many emotional ways but you fell for small dick meme.

You will never make it.

>>13664901
https://youtu.be/UmVWGvO8Yhk

>>13664570

Collecting watches is such a fucking pajeet thing to do, I mean I love watches but every time someone mentions a watch collection I remember the tacky Indians who make 40k a year and try to flex on white women in clubs. Big yikes

>>13664759

Only pics I've got.
>>27851638
>>27851642

>>13664888
Checked... And also incorrect, fucking women is an art, but most of dicklets on this board kept telling themselves otherwise, creating chad memes and worse to justify their lack of sexual life. You either fuck or get fucked. Choice is yours and yours alone

>>13664570

Proposal: Rename the board /biz9k/

The size of your dick and the pleasure of a woman is not the man's problem, and never has been.

You are not a woman's servant or sex toy. She is supposed to be yours, if you are the provider.

Your brain is polluted by feminism and communist propaganda forced on you in public school and mass market media. You CAN free yourself of your delusions.

Once again...the size of your dick is her problem, not yours.

>>13664570
just jelq nigger

>>13665127
Doesn't work, retard.

>>13664598
based

>>13664635
pls how anon

Angion method and sprinting then vascion method

>>13664570
might as well become a woman, op

#2 pencils only

>>13664570
Why would you want to please a woman

>>13665773
If youre under 6 inches it'll just give you a dick like a soup can but it works. just not for length

>>13664570
Your fingers too small? There's more than one way to please a woman. Ignore the idiots asking why you'd want to please a woman. It's 100 times better when she's really enjoying herself.

>>13664570
wanting to please women is the ultimate cuck. they exist to please you, faggot.

>>13664570
Learn to eat pussy and let a bitch know she doesnt have to work if you knock her up.

>the city of (you)

Why would you need to please a woman? You have made it fren. The only person you should be pleasing is yourself. The real redpill is you cannot satisfy a woman ever, because all women only want more than what they have.

7x4.5 here. Will I make it?

>>13665065
Based and redpilled. Only faggots care about the sexual pleasure of their women.

True men claim women and put them in their place and make them do what is necessary for the survival and evolution of our race. This is all that truly matters. By making a big deal about the size of your cock, even if you do not directly tell her she will pick up on it subconsciously through your behaviour and this will insinuate to her that having pleasurable sex is a big deal and what’s important in life. She will then end up leaving you for other men and likely become a whore. Whores are a direct result of weak men and nigger chads that can’t just be monogamous and must enable hypergamous roasties with no strings attached sex.

>>13667107
yo... what the fuck is up with the midget baphomet taking the picture!?!?!?

>>13667031
This

>>13664598
based and dickpilled

>>13664570
> will NEVER be able to fix

I dunno... How long can you afford to wait?

https://www.theguardian.com/education/2014/oct/04/penis-transplants-anthony-atala-interview

>>13667799
Not very.

>>13664570

Inject ETH to your pepe

>>13665065

That is said way to less.

We should start a flood again, to remind mens that they should stop acting like pussies when it comes to penis size

>>13664570
Friendly reminder anon, one size fits all dicks

>>13665065
absolutely based.
t. happy relationship, above post related

>>13664570
PENCIL a letter to someone who cares loser

>>13664570
Women are not the purpose of life.

just buy one of these and shut the fuck up

>>13664620

>small dick
>hit the erroneous zone
>erroneous

Sounds about right.

>>13669625
What the fuck is this?

>>13669674
Curious as well.

>>13669625

this must be one of the most cucked things i've seen this year

wearing this is like a hybrid of being a cuck but still not letting other men fuck your wife

>>13669764
Lol so women have tricked men into wearing a strap on over their dick now? Is that what this thing is? A fucking prosthetic dick?

>>13669674
>>13669755
its called a wearable. the one in the pic is from bad dragon. its mostly meant for disgusting fetishists but it helps dicklets too

>>13669814
Yes. If you're not at least 7x5 just give up. They can have a bigger dick in a few seconds.

>>13669764
Looks like a very large cock sleeve >>13669674

7.8x6 eat your HEART out.

I’m honestly tired of sex lately. If you can’t get laid in 2019 you’re literally not worthy to call yourself a man and should never look your father in the eyes.

Stay mad dicklets

>>13664570
Genuinely curious on this topic since my dick is good (but bent, whatever) so I never investigated the thing. How comes there isn't still a surgery or some shiet to enlarge peanus? Dafuq, we're approaching mars and AI singularity but these fucks can't still manage to enhance your hydraulics? I call bullshit

>>13664620
Exactly what an incel would say