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PUMP IT

>>13630356
1st

All in coke

>>13630377
FUCK
At least I got dubs

Whole market is down.. this is the time to load up on cheapies... Like LCI

lol the markets gettin the deep dickening.

>>13630356
SQQQ

W-We'll bounce back from this right? W-Who needs the cooperation of China...

>>13630399
what happened to compassion?

>>13630321
This is... a unique take. Slightly less brainlet than:

>>13630346
1. Even if that was true, who gives a fuck if its the 'commies' (soshalisum is wen the gubment does things) who are causing it. Profits are profits, stop moralfagging /biz/.
2. No shit it causes warmer temperatures directly on top of/near the panels. Panels are dark and are literally intended to absorb light; this makes them warmer than desert floors. That ambient heat is a fraction of a percent of the warming caused by the fossil fuels that the solar panels replace.

>>13630354
Not exactly what you're looking for, but this article is super interesting. Essentially private security for catastrophes.

Are they causing this??

>>13630442
Sorry, forgot link: https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/04/10/magazine/climate-change-pinkertons.html

>>13630438
Fuck boomer retirement funds

What happened to cheapies?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

if you arent collecting passive income when you sleep, you'll work until you're dead

>>13630464
Hating your own grandparents and sweet old people is scumbag tier

Baozun Baba and Bili all looking tempting...

Baozun hitting 52 week low, but I don’t know much about it.

>>13630501
>all indexes down
>still getting thousands a month in dividends
Feels good, Anon-kun

WHY WON'T JUMIA CRASH

>>13630506
sweet old people are in their 90s and not heavily in stock

And jokes on you, my parents don’t know how to save or invest money!

$UBER sucks ass. It's at like $37.

>>13630393
Dude kill yourself, this is big5two electric boogaloo

Who's in the wrong here?

>>13630501
I want to Divi-bro. But I need money first so that the divis arent just 100 a year.

>>13630546
Trump. Intellectual property isn't real.

>>13630459
i just wanted to invest in accelerating environmental damage, such as earthwuakes and its after effects.

>>13630546
Both, governments fuck everything up due to career politics.

>>13630546
neither, its power against power.

>>13630541
Scuse me good sir. Tell me why you think LCI is bad co. Give me some data.

WE ARE BACK

>>13630557
Got a hundred bucks? Right now? Put it away. Do that again tomorrow, next week, next month, whenever the fuck you look at your money and say "yes, I have 100 dollars" and it won't kill you to put it somewhere where you don't have it burning a hole in your pocket anymore. In two years, you will have thousands. Dividends on thousands becomes tens or hundreds, which starts the process all over again. Trust me, man. You can do this. It just requires patience and a little bit of self-control.

>>13630586
-18.9% on the day, at this rate they're going to be $0.50 this time next week.

>>13630546
both for different reasons
Trump is right the Chinese have been being sneaky bastards to profit economically for years, but the problem is he's offered no face saving concession and is pushing a maximalist position the Chinese can never take, especially a leader like Xi Jinping who prides himself on being a strong leader who's making China a great power again.

>>13630611
So what? Give me some deets. Why you think it's going down? If you say its cause bad company, show me why

>>13630605
Back in the poor house?

Imagine where we’d be right now without PPT

>>13630633
right and wrong arent useful concepts in a power struggle

>>13630638
Trump just showed weakness on China, said he hasn’t decided on whether or not more tarriffs.

Also said he’s going to meet with Xi in Japan, which seems like it’s uncertain, so maybe I should buy some vix again when Xi says he’s not sure about that meeting.

Also, Hungary is apparently great and he loves it.

>>13630605

>>13630610
Alright Divi-bro, thanks for the encouragement. I had a few in mind already so I'll dip my feet in when they go down a little more.

>>13630665
>he hasn’t decided on whether or not more tarriffs
Did you get so high that you forgot that whole thing last week where he announced higher tarriffs and the market shit the bed bigly in response?

>>13630534
>tfw silent-gen grandparents who would take a bullet for their family's wellbeing
>tfw no boomers in immediate family whatsoever

>Initiate conflict with Iran in the straight of Hormuz but crash major indicies at the same time so oil price doesn't spike
>Disrupt China's oil and natural gas supply at the same time
>Trump isn't playing 8d chess

>>13630646
They should just let everything drop. Heh. We'd shake out the weak hands, and then I would load up on so many cheapies.

>>13630610
>don't enjoy anything or spend money
>yes, waste your 20s saving for an uncertain future where you could die thanks to antibiotic immune resistance!
>be a millionaire by the time you're 70! pass it onto your ungrateful kids!

lol

When will the market finally crash so these boomer pieces of shit can lose all their money?

>>13630717
Flash crash is over, we're going strait up now

>>13630655
both sides could come to an agreement were they not both maximalist retards whose public personas mean they simply cannot give any meaningful concessions or they look "weak"
so yes in this case it is a useful concept

>>13630636
How about the fact they have legal issues, don't make money, have too much debt, and even if they had triple the cash it would still not be enough to pay off their debt. Please stop shilling this shit LCIfag.

>>13630686
Shares of aristocrats here: https://www.buyupside.com/dividendaristocrats/dividendaristocratsyieldssorted.php
Or index funds, particularly high-yield ones, are your friend. Have courage. Have patience. Make money.

>>13630716
>come on goyim, why don't you buy that new PS5 Sony is announcing at E3 instead of a few shares of their stock?
>don't you love craft beer and weed? they make you happier than exercise, providing for your family and the pride of success ever will
Quit being a faggot and let the man make some fucking money.

>>13630734
Trump has caved before, remember the last time the market started shitting the bed over his manufactured border crisis, government shut down thing?

>>13630716
>save a hundred bucks here and there
>retire in 20 years never having to work again
>or keep working, but only doing what you want to do
>leave money in a trust when u die
>family is eternally taken care of
Dont you wish your parents did that for you? I bet you're going to fuck over your kids too so you can spend your 20s in a mindless consumerist fashion and then panic when it all comes crashing down, growing into a bitter old man who's kids never want to visit.

>>13630694
Pre-boomer generation is based as fuck.
Too socially conservative for my liking, but I'll take it over the current clown climate
By the way, clown world is a direct consequence of boomer views.

>>13630716
>Uncertain future means don't plan for the future
Gotta find middle ground.

>>13630693
He said he's "not sure" about the new tariffs, this was today. Not the ones that went into place on friday, the ones he asked Lighthizer to prepare on friday evening

AHHHHHHHHHH

>>13630746
Have you never looked at companies before? You realize they ALLLLLLLLLL have debt? Either way, they have 200m in cash, meaning their stock is worth 5.22 in cash alone. Their debt is not that much and they've been paying it off plus new contracts approaching. Standard legal issues which they have been prepared for and was announced last week, why drop hard now? This is a pretty legit company all said and done. They're not even close to bankruptcy.

>>13630763
>caved
He ended up just taking the money from the military and just said fuck it.

>>13630816
You don't listen to reason man, everyone with half a brain is saying stay away from this garbage fire. Find me someone who isn't a shill supporting this garbage fire of dildos.

Who else bought low?

>>13630838
>everyone with half a brain
90%institutional ownership

The bull is back ohhhh

>>13630565
Just buy fracking stock lmao

>>13630610
>implying millenials/gen z have a 100 buckaroos to spare and aren't in crippling medical/college debt

>>13630546
>>13630633
>>13630665
Trump personally is a moron, but this is probably the last chance the US has to crush China before that's impossible, forever. I think at least some of his advisors recognize that. From a realist foreign policy perspective, it's better to break China now and suffer an economic recession in the US than to allow China to survive and leverage its massive population and eventually economic superiority over the US.

When I say "break", I don't just mean an economic recession, but a revolution/massive civil unrest damaging to the long term prospects of a country. China isn't close to breaking but it's a lot closer than the US. If the US had the guts to do it, it probably could destroy the Chinese economy with no survivors, but doing so would fuck up the US economy as well. Personally I don't think the American people or, more importantly, American investors, have that tenacity. But theoretically it's not a bad move (in a geopolitical, not economic sense. It's stupid economically either way).

>>13630822
>mfw it's true

>>13630868
>WFT
>Had 88% institutional ownership
>Just went BK last week
IO doesn't mean shit. Stop shilling your shitty bags.

>>13630848
Nah, shorted the bottom. It really feels sometimes like the universe is against me.

>>13630890
>crippling medical debt
maybe they should have died if they were that fucked up. They're already living on borrowed time, now they have to work double to make up for it.

I've got $300k to mess around with and I'm thinking about putting it all in Tesla, good move or no? I think it's going to go back up.

>>13630894
I mean he at least showed Democrats don't give a shit about citizens. They care more about illegals.

So what's the deal with KHC? This thing has been crabbing the 31-33 range since Feb.

im just here to deliver a reaction rally amongts a shit storm

>>13630890
I'm a millenial, friendo. I paid off my student loans and my wife and I are currently investing our asses off even while on a single income instead of dual income. You can do this. Don't get demoralized, seriously. There's strength in discipline, and you have it within you. I firmly believe folks just need some encouragement to make smart, long-term decisions.

>>13630931
Put it all in LCI when it crashes below a dollar. Shit is far from bottoming out.

>>13630931
Write spider calls. On margin, naturally.

>>13630946
>Built like a fridge

>>13630931
>I've got $300k
>I'm thinking about putting it all in [one stock]

no

>>13630890
Delusional. America is having its lasp gasps fuelled by fentayl addiction. China is a booming and cohesive community looking to project their dragon power.

Your thesis is backwards. China can break America at any moment they want to. Trump goading them with tariffs is a brilliant tactic to accelerate the Sinophile ecocivilized trans humanist future.

>>13630946
She looks like the kind of girl who could get fat but still have little deflated looking boobs. Many such cases!

>>13630969
She takes cum like one too.

>>13630995
Ror! No Chinese do not have a cohesive community. They're pretty racist toward each other desu.

You underestimate the economic powerhouse that is the US. You know it's the US navy that secures international shipping right?

>>13630995
You pro Chinese shilling isn't convincing anyone.

>>13630997
SAD!

>>13630931
bro if you really have 300k i would take aroudn 100k and DCA around 5k a month into SPY/QQQ

if the market goes to shit (-30% or more like in December) then go all in the ETF + spend 10k on LEAPs

once you hit 500k you get a yearly annual income of 20k and you can literally never work again (or retire in 10 years if you choose to work)

>>13630999
... wut?

>>13630995

>>13631038
You don't have an onahole refrigerator? LAMAO, must suck to be poor.

>>13631038
>SHE TAKES CUM LIKE A FRIDGE

>>13631064
Wow! So smartz senpaiiiii! Once LCI shoots to $25 maybe I'll buy one desu

>>13630999
I can't wait to get home and fuck my refrigerator

So... buy vix again now?
Will I get daytrading if I sold uvxy earlier, and buy some now?

>>13631028
does it really take only 500k for 20k a year in divvs?

>>13630995
tbqh I don't know how this strategy of bringing China into a war they could win is sound. also this general isolationist policy is giving them a chance to improve their ties with other powers. It's not easy to tell how this is going to play out. Maybe it's better for both countries to have this symbiotic relationship.

>>13631090
Have fun anon

NO PPT STOP SAVING AMD LET IT GO TO 25 DAMMIT THEN SAVE IT

>>13631109
>Only
>500k

>>13631109
no, the safe 4% withdrawal rate assumes you sell some of the shares every year, but the stock market growth makes up for it

>>13631117
Lol America is not going to be taking it like a fridge from China anymore.

>>13631109
If you're diversified, yeah. If you're all in on F or something maybe little more per year.

Laughing at you no coiners right now.

>>13631149
Broken clock is right twice a day

>>13630883
What put saved you?

>sold apple
>forgot to short it
damn.

MAKING TRIPLE LEVERAGED BEAR ETFS GREAT AGAIN

>literal panic selling
I just bought more stocks because it looks like a good time for buying

Trump is actually based and communists from China deserve to die for what they did.
#TienanmenMassacre1989

>>13631149
>Let me go into the only thread in the entirety of /biz/ that isn't about cryptos and start shitposting about cryptos

>>13631161
coiners have been right since 2011. coiners also have anti-america countries on their side with printing machines.

>>13631038
How do you think slime gets in your fridge?

SPY hit support at the top of the cloud, RSI approaching oversold levels

Can't you stupid bulls just buy the bullshit and slingshot back up.

>>13631196
Who's fucking my fridge!? This is a revelation!

>>13631202
if this breaks, 274 is next support (RSI will likely also be firmly in oversold territory if we hit those levels)

>>13631202
>trading off simple indicators when the entirety of this situation is based on geopolitics and public opinion

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
I'M LOSING MONEY IN DUDEWEED420BLAZEITSMOKEWEEDERRRYDAY!!!

Time to pick up more CGC and HEXO, or wait until Tilray gets wrecked tomorrow?

>>13631194
Right about what? That their digital tokens are retarded? And they come in once in a blue moon when stonks drop?

>>13631265
this much cope shouldn't be possible.

>>13631250
>implying the trade war will actually affect the economy in any way severe enough to warrant this selloff

this is all caused by public opinion
TA is based on patterns which are caused by market psychology and reinforced by algos

china is not why us is attacking china
its because other countries and economies prefer china

not gonna close in the green. tears of red tomorrow morning buckle up boys

>>13631021
Racism is a sign of a cohesive and healthy community. America was racist as fuck at their peak. British was racist as fuck at their peak.

>>13631239
lmao, who hasn't?

Me am thinking buying ACTV under 45 on a 5% red day is free gains? Someone redpill me before I just let it all ride of kraft heinz or dude weed.

>>13631297
You're not understanding. The Chinese are racist TOWARD EACH OTHER. Imagine the revolutionary war, but none of the states cooperated with each other

We should revisit December lows, since China trade fears were the catalyst for that event

>>13631327
exactly this

>>13631299
What a whore. Oh well. It's a rental

Trump on the Saudi oil tankers that were allegedly sabotaged: “We’ll see what happens. It’s going to be a bad problem for Iran if something happens, I can tell you that. They’re not going to be happy. They are not going to be happy people.”

Reporter: "Are we going to war with Iran?"

President Trump: "We’ll see what happens with Iran. If they do anything it will be a very bad mistake, if they do anything. I’m hearing little stories about Iran. If they do anything, they will suffer greatly. We’ll see what happens..."

Can we just close already?
I'm so fucked

>>13631327
But earnings were solid for the most part.

TK cross incoming on SPY yearly chart

>any moment now

>>13631352
are we going to glass brown people? will we get interesting headlines again?

>>13631372
already happened on 6 month, 3 month, monthly, weekly, and daily charts

>>13631322
it's only a matter of time before the hans breedcide other ethnic groups into genetic submission.

>>13631395
Hard to breed with nothing but males

>>13631327
God damn fucking Tim below $160 would be such a blessing. I think I need to stop buying and prepare monies.

>>13631302
Who's ACTV

Also, what's your take on these:
>>13631255
and KHC is a buy here? Damn thinking hard...

>>13630997
clomo has lost weight probably because of critics like you :) also get better roles if thin

>>13631352
I will personally assassinate Trump if he decides to start another fucking war over oil in the middle East

Guys, what is your opinion on buying a home if you know I will sell it in like 5 years to buy a bigger house if it means I probably won't be able to invest again in those years. But I will have saved some money by not renting and investing in it a home instead.

I don't know man, renting is so comfy at young age and we have so many savings to do fun things which will be mostly gone.

>>13631171
whatever buffet longs, consider shorting :D times they are chaaaaanging

>>13631430
What a weird specimen.

>>13631434
reported.

13631434
reported for FBI

>>13631412
excess low value hans are sent to far flung towns to breed with the mongols and muslims' genetic pools.

IS IT TIME FOR THE TVIX BUYING?!?!?!

>>13631439
Sometimes true, but Buffett doesn't just buy tops, he buys bottoms too.

>>13631430
Seems like he did her a favor...

>>13631416
Ugh meant activison blizzard ATVI. Spending too much time staring a biostock meme tickers.

>>13631456
saged.

>>13631474
They don't have anything going for them. I'd steer clear of ATVI. Serious case of brain drain and creativity deficit. Their IP's are not as attractive as they used to be and no good catalysts this entire year.

>>13631464
Hm. Good point.

>>13631474
I'm not gonna play that one, gaming is too weird now. Still holding nintendo tho.

Still looking at CGC, HEXO, TVIX, and KHC

>>13631434
I will personally thank him for making me rich, then remind him that honestly and objectively he did make a mistake.

Dow will close at exactly 666.66% down

>>13631471
SPY wants to get higher. The Short interest is like 90% of the float, once this thing gets squeezed we're going to see SPY go up 4x quickly but 5x will take some time.

>china tariffs
LITERALLY SELF-INFLICTED
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>13631528
lol

>>13631528
>4x

>>13631522
Because you’re playing defense names or oil or what?

>>13631504
Forgot to add TWLO

Why is Twilio getting punished disproportionately?

>>13631528
Ah your reputation precedes you, bagholder.

>>13631528
You forgot to use a :^)

STEVE WHERE ARE YOU

What will it do in the final five minutes?

Predictions?

>>13631645
Stable. Relatively

>>13631528

>>13631666
Hi satan

>>13631528

I should've invested in a pack of Depends instead.

bought 4 shares of SQQQ to make sure the market bounces at this support level
no need to thank me for saving the market

>>13631645
Pump 3% to finish green

>>13630765
If a plurality of Americans can't afford a $400 emergency, how are they going to sock away $100?
>There's only so much to cut before you're out of room.

>>13631705
margin account with maximum leverage on spy is the only path to financial independence

>>13631743
>margin account with maximum leverage on spy is the only path to financial independence
Yeah... unless it drops in a major recession. Then, you're fucked.

I hate trump so fucking much

>>13631705
You fooru desu!

If they had been putting away 100 here and there, theyd have enough to cover a 400 emergency. They're spending it on junk. Youd be amazed how many people still pay for cable, never negotiate, make a habit of going out to restaurants in youth and continue into adulthood, and upgrade their lifestyles every raise.

BUY YOU FOOLS

VIXY SQQQ TVIX UVXY
TOO EXPENSIVE

>>13631743
spy avg growth 7-8%, margin is 9.5% on td
you would eventually lose everything

>>13631756
Recessions aren’t real

They’re just a story grownups tell to scare babies. Are you a baby?

>>13631756
Just wait to do it during a recession

>>13630995
This is the most retarded thing I have ever read on biz. The chinese economy is one giant bubble. Trump just needs to sneeze hard to send them into a recession.

>>13631788
Triple leverages would be 21%-24% gains. So you would be able to take a cool 10% for fucking nothing.

>>13631757
>orange man bad

stop being such an npc, china will bend the knee and usa will be back in no time

Dingdingding bro, where u at? I know you're lurking

>>13631774
>rising price, falling weekly volume
>near the highs
>>13631838
For 3x as much risk

>>13631770
>Youd be amazed how many people still pay for cable, never negotiate, make a habit of going out to restaurants in youth and continue into adulthood, and upgrade their lifestyles every raise.
The problem is that our economy is wholly dependent upon continued consumption. If they didn't do that at least marginally, it'd just make things worse.

>>13631834
so is the us economy.
all these cloud companies trading at 30x years forward earnings

>>13631848
It's not time yet.

>>13631838
>>13631788
then why not just buy SPY for a roughly equal gain without the risk of getting liquidated and margin called if the market stops going your way

>>13631852
No. Other things would take its place.

It didn't close at the low. Thank God.

>>13631843
Well when is the fucking knee bending going to happen because I’m fucking bleeding out here.

>>13631608
Jesus fuck the recyclefags dropping hard truths on some motherfuckers

>>13631866
>No. Other things would take its place.
Like what?
>No one consumes any of what you mentioned.
>Those companies go under.
>Inflation increases prices regardless.
>The people who once worked there now can't, so they go on welfare.
It would make sense if we're weren't in the age of automation.

>>13631843
lmfaoo you people are retarded

SEA OF RED SOON

>>13631843
Sure kid

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down another .93%, BA and WBA getting absolutely fucked. Not as bad as it could have been, didn't make as much off my daytrade as I would have wanted, really looked like we would stay above 282 for a minute there. Closing below 281 is.... concerning

Repost from another thread - can someone answer this?
If someone who you marry is entitled to half of your portfolio/earnings on divorce, is it also the case the case that they should assume the liabilities as well?
E.g. you sell $5 naked calls on stock Y and she is entitled to half of the money you made from the sale. Three months later stock Y is worth $50 and the Bogs are coming to collect. Is the ex-wife on the hook for half of the incoming financial ass rape? Or does the court look the other way and pretend they never liquidated and split the portfolio in the first place?

>>13631898
People gotta fill their time with something. Cable goes out, they're replacing it with something else, not sitting around staring at a wall. Who knows what will take its place. People spend a shit ton of time staring at their phones, bet you didnt see that coming 30 years ago

>>13631914
Down 3.58% ($885). I got LCI'd hard today. THANKS FOR THE MOTHER FUCKING CHEAPIES.

>>13631914
Life is good.

Every spider I haven't killed over the years is smiling upon me.

>>13631834
The Chinese is like the US during the 50s. America is like the USSR in the early 80s.

>>13631914
Am down 3.22% today, but it‘s just temporary. As my calls approach expiration I‘ll be up 2.46% this week.

>>13631302
all in KHC
bunny ears on

>>13631416
KHC is a buy here YES

>>13631924
wow if only there were a way to search the internet for such information!
https://www.google.com/search?q=divorce+liabilities

>>13631914
Down 6%. No bigs tho, they will bounce once this blows over.

>>13631914

My LCI puts are fucking going to the moon. Just need LCI to fall another 50% from here and we'll be able to afford the nice scotch and cigars.

>>13631914
-0.82%

Not bad for such a terrible day in the market overall.

>>13631914
-4% today. YOLOOOOOOOOO

>>13630933
charging up ketchup energy for STRONG move upward

>>13631504
Those are all GREAT stocks to get in now

>>13631914
GALT holding up good just like it did in Q4 2018
Held even in October and November, then shat itself with the rest of the market in December
As long as we don't repeat December, GALT should be good

>>13631935
Wrong. Chinese is like 08 housing market. US is like the guys who shorted that shit

>>13631434
(((Oil))) Recognize the golen heights goi.

also for all the people who support Trump (still) and think only china will be affected:
tariffs slow down world trade and EVERYONE suffers
read more here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoot%E2%80%93Hawley_Tariff_Act

Friendly reminder traders suffer from negativity bias
As a result they grossly underestimate the likelihood of negative events happening
Reminder everyone was bullish in that third week of september

>>13631963
what happened to your vistagen?

>>13631967
Good

>>13631935
Do I have to start a chink hate thread to show you how fucking dumb what you just said is. Just because the US is in a bad way, doesn't mean China is doing great.

Up 1.64% ($2300). Decent gains today.

>>13631914
I don't want to say my % loss... :(

Sell puts first thing tomorrow?

>>13631967
Tarrifs aren't going to hurt America, the Chinese government is going to foot the bill for the tariffs and the people who will benefit the most are the American people who get to collect the tarrifs from the Chinese government.

>>13631914
Down 0.86%, not bad but still lost 200 dollaridoos

>>13631988
It's ok. Just buy LCI. Will rise soon

>>13631914
Down 0.33%. Shorts keeping me stable

>>13631967
The question isn't who suffers (everyone realizes that). The question is who suffers more.

>>13631964
God, I just watched The Big Short on a whim yesterday. Kinda messed up that people were taking joy at the collapse.

>>13631914
TOP fucking JUST

>>13631978
Used the money to buy SQQQ, I didn't have much of it
Still just as bullish on VTGN as I was before, just wanted to mess around with short term trading some more
Planning on buying $1000 of VTGN if GALT plays out before Vistagen's ELEVATE readouts

>>13631940
I bought 10 shares because... I want to be a foodchad too.

But that’s still very little exposure.

>>13631959
Bought some more CGC, really taking a beating though.
TVIX seems too damn
expensive. Sold my uvxy at almost the exact high today, very lucky!

Anyhow, where’s the rat? I want their take!

>>13631940
bunny you say?

>>13631968
you're basically describing last Friday
>a bunch of retarded vague signals from key players that in reality meant little and were more deliberate market misdirection than anything
>markets ate that shit up and rebounded until today when they had to face reality

>>13631927
>People spend a shit ton of time staring at their phones, bet you didnt see that coming 30 years ago
Right. Then again, phones and tablets are FAR cheaper than a gaming PC or XBox.

>>13632017
Money money money

>>13631572
Oil

Who else LPTX'd?

you can only reply to this post if you didn't lost any money today

>>13632016
unless you have lots of chinese stocks why would care who suffers more? we're looking at a market that could potentially go below the december lows because the trade war is literally worse than it was back then

>>13632020
>>13631978
Don't buy anything without doing your own research and making the decision independently, of course
A lot of people here seem to buy anything they see someone else here mention and then get mad at the person who originally mentioned it if it doesn't work out

>>13632038
Oof yep. I’m just hanging on to bags at this point.

>>13632029
Excuse me what?

>>13630393
Pathetic.

>>13631843
Bending the knee would make china lose "face", which is the single most important resource in Chinese interpersonal relations.
If they ended the knee here it would be an unforgettable humiliation and they will be butthurt about it for decades.

>>13631946
>>13631924
Neat. So basically, if you're being threatened with a divorce that can financially ruin you, you could in theory just sell calls with unlimited risk right before the divorce goes through. Sure, she is entitled to half of your gains, but if the gains are large enough, it will be like the divorce never happened. Then on the other hand if the calls fail and there are collectors ringing, it's one last fuck you to the roastie and it wont matter to you because you'd have been financially ruined even if you didnt put the house up as collateral.
So it should be impossible for people to get JUST'd if people can do this. This is a fucking ace in the hole.

>>13632042
Cant lose money if I dont sell.

>>13632061
I'm down almost a grand on it

>>13632051
Not everything is economics. This is a geopolitical move. Whether or not it is good or bad, remains to be seen.

>>13632038
Me. LPTX'd, CHK'd, LCI'd.
/MEMESTOCK'd/

>>13632091
wtf, is this the GOAT strat??

>>13632075
>not shorting the housing market in '08
>not going long on a squeezed, enormously undervalued LCI
Pathetic

>>13632021
I don't know if the rat abandoned KHC
I think it did, in which case the rat is dead
CGC always good to buy at these prices, wee could be in the middle of another weedpocalypse though
sitting tight with FTCS and QYLD as my index exposure

>>13632024
wow cute
also DANGEROUS bunny

>>13631924
I think a judge gets to make those kinds of decisions, and it's dependent on which state/country you get married in
So: not a good value investing strategy

>>13631968
>Traders have a negative bias
>This means that they're less likely to see negative events happening
I'm pretty sure nobody can see shit coming. Also, who's more likely to get eaten by a lion. The guy who assumes that every bush has a hidden lion or the guy who just walks through the jungle elephant footed?

>>13632068
Virtually any phone that costs about $100-300 can play most of the games on the App Store.

I have one of those. It works fine with virtually all of the games that I play.

>>13632079
so you would rather keep 100% or your money or lose all of it rather than keeping around 30-40% of it?

>>13632079
Screen capped. Danks

I forgot KHC doesn’t report today. Oopsie doopsie!

>>13632109
>>13632102
You don’t even know pain. Combine those bags with large VSTM and GDOT bags. Go look at those charts, I’ll wait.

>>13631993
Oh come on, you can’t be this fucking deluded. The tariffs are paid by importers, not the Chinese government. You can make the argument that it will hurt their manufacturing sector but for fucks sake don’t sip the koolaid.

>>13632142
Geez dude, I almost bought green dot too

>>13632079
like I think a judge (depending on the state, depending on the judge) would just force you to pay a monthly sum, so you would have to go into debt.
Might as well just leave the country

>>13632142
no one knows when they're going to report
they have some nutty accounting whizzes putting together INSANE numbers for the earnings reports right now, I think ORNL is letting them use their supercomputer to generate bitcoins also

>>13632139
Yeah, depending on how things are set up, being told you can only have what a judge thinks is 30-40% of your money can be worse than going the all or nothing route.

Stop responding to trip faggots. It doesn't matter if they bring up good points. Let them die.

If I can be assed I will make this a threadly reminder.

>>13632142
I'm considering just eating the loss at this point, I don't see it going back up with everything else going on

>>13631983
They have the 'potential' anon. They are waiting for the inevitable dollar crash. Then comes the Yen.

>>13632183
No but really though... I need KHC to go up.

>>13632165
The Chinese government is going to subsidize their manufacturers and foot the bill for the tariffs. The Chinese retaliatory tariffs on American food exports are just going to starve their own people. Who loses here and who wins?

>>13632165
there are more costs in the process than import it cost, it is the obvious.

the more important ones are unseen and counterfactual events taking place

>>13631528
If the shoe fits..........

>>13632183
Leaving the country would only lead to being extradited for the most part unless you want to live in a third world country.

>>13632224
cn govt subsidizes exports by 20% already

>>13632211
I forgot why it went down so hard... but isn’t there a big oncology conference coming up?

I dunno I wish I would’ve DCA when it was 1.35

Nasdaq down 4%

This is normal nowdays

>>13632245
that is ALREADY.
They cant afford to aub them more without devaluing yan under tariffs = suicide

>>13631190
the Tienanmen protesters were Maoists

>>13631993
Lol. The Chinese are about to dump the $1trillion treasuries. Imagine the market then.

>>13632217
eventually it will.
I need GDOT to go up too. I mean I don't really, but I'm happy to buy these stocks at these prices

>>13632239
I'm saying I don't think your strategy will work, you will be in debt for the rest of your life.
If you make the 2x on the calls you will get to keep it (but pay big tax). But if you lose I think the judge will just order you to pay the wife fat money forever, it'll be the end of your life
If you want to make sure the wife gets NO money and you keep some, might as well go tribal on some island somewhere

>>13632262
cheapies
do it you little fuckin chinks go ahead

>>13632262
Lightizer is 100% okay with that though.

Holding some bags, what happened to LPTX today?

>>13632248
Quick Google says there's one at the end of June in Panama, don't know if they'll be there though.

Maybe we'll get lucky and they straight cure cancer

>>13632271
If they dump treasuries that would make the market moon right?

>>13632142
I'm looking at those charts. I'm -7k total on NVAX and VSTM. And this is buying after the dips.

>>13632297
it would be China appreciating Yuan and depreciating Dollar kek

>>13632297
no one knows (unironically)
maybe some nerd somewhere with a calculator has a guess

I'm guessing cheapies

something will moon, that's for sure

Chinese gonna be starving in the streets with their buildings collapsing once I'm done with their economy

>>13632315
sold NVAX today

>>13632224
>>13632228

That is you making mental gymnastics to justify what you said. What you said was factually incorrect. Import tariffs are collected from the importer. Whether or not the Chinese government will subsidize the industry to lower the cost of their goods to compensate is not certain nor does it apply to the entire range of goods that are tariffs. As it stands now, for example, Walmart will pay 25% more for goods that are tariffed. That’s walmart paying the US government.

FUCK I should have bought KTOS this morning

>>13632332
they only have to pay the tariffs for a couple days until their US factories are up and running ;-)

>>13632329
It's too late for me. I'd rather wait because I've been fucked before by selling too early. I don't want to eat a 3.5k loss.

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED TO NINTENDO?!

>>13632332
they already subsidize their exoirts by 20% retard dingus

>>13632332
Imagine still having this much salty TDS in current year +3. lmao

>>13632365
Exactly, Walmart will just find a supplier from America and pass the costs onto their customers. They're not going to be hurt one bit from this. If anything it will actually benefit them because they will be able to sell less products for more revenue.

>>13632386
I’m speaking in relation to the tariffs not in general you brainlet.

>>13632365
fucking Christ dude nobody is making a factory in America to make cheap plastic trinkets. If anything they’ll just move to another country around China that has cheap labour and lax environmental laws while retaining as much of the distribution infrastructure.

>>13632365
no, china will pay the tariffs to the US farmers who will then use the tariffs to stop world hunger

>>13631504
Cresco Labs. Market flattens out or bounces bullish, it'll run to new highs. They crushed most recent earnings but dropped anyway because of this trade fisticuff action.

>>13632452
>nobody is making a factory in America
They'll just reopen the ones that closed after Obama came to office.

>>13632477
Alright you be trolling me now. Good day sir.

>>13630788
>Pre-boomer generation is based as fuck.
>Too socially conservative for my liking, but I'll take it over the current clown climate

socially conservative means something different now.

Modern conservatism is a bunch of agitators and activists getting worked up about what people do that happens to disgust them.

>>13632261
>the Tienanmen protesters were Maoists

Uh yeah, who also happened to read Thomas Paine and rally around a statue of Liberty

>>13632452
you said it ;-)
I was being sarcastic but I'm glad that you've noted the HEART of the issue: how long does it take for China to cave as they see manufacturing infrastructure start to pop up in surrounding countries?
that is THE most important point right now
china wants its poor Asian neighbors to stay poor and without industrial base. They want to do all the manufacturing.

you know, it doesn't take THAT long to make a big building that produces plastic junk. A year, maybe two or three considering all the infrastructure. makes sense?

>>13632463
also tru ;^)

>>13632514
thomas paine was a communist

>>13632514
they also sang the international, your point?
a lot of them were unironic marxists, but they didn't agree with some of the parties policies.
A similar thing can be seen with many major Soviet dissidents, a lot of them attacked the party as leftists shitting on its policies

>>13632534
mmm....yeah look at all that sexual tension.

I got $500 bucks and want to learn to swing trade. What's the best thing I could do

>>13632534
They could just build the factories in the midwest and then import the chinks/mexicans to work in them.

>>13632452
3D printing is the only way out of this hole
If only we had a solution for electronics

>>13632603
the picture has it all
the way their hands are touching... gentle, but full of feeling
the bird peeking from behind the Chinese flag, afraid of what the past and future hold. A reminder of the 'four pests' campaign of chairman Mao

the interesting checkered pattern on Xi's tie. Did he chose that? an aid? maybe his wife?

>>13632658
the main threat is increasing the competition to Chinese production in other Asian countries (and possibly other 'cheap' places, IE Africa, etc.)
For some goods, I think we will see American manufacturing. But not too many.

Yes! Cheapies galore. Plz keep this up till the 15th. Got my list all planned out and everything. Loaded on my watchlist, just ready to strike.

KDP and more PINS are two of them.

>>13632630

Jim fuckkng CRAMER keeps getting all this shit right. Does he have an inside man in the White House or something? I’m seriously considering just saying fuck it and paying for his “give me your money and I’ll tell you what to think” club.

>>13632630
>What's the best thing I could do
Stop visiting 4channel

>>13632470
Explain to me why you’re so bullish on Cresco. You can’t really excited about that one acquisition and now spamming them.

>>13632496
Yes true. But too many families got too weird just because their daughters liked vag or whatever. It’s your fuckkng sons and daughters, try to get over it and maybe they’ll get a surrogate or something.

>>13632710
those chicoms really can't hide their hate towards the americans.

I can't wait for their economy to collapse so that SEA countries can take over. I'd prefer a flip over a chink any day.

>>13632774
Hate is an infinitive form verb. The corresponding noun would be hatred.

>>13632774
they have different expressions in different pictures

In the first picture I posted >>13632534, either the camera was on AF and missed or the phtog completely missed focus. the bird on the wall behind is in focus
In the other picture, it looks like DOF was purposefully shallow, so that mostly Trump and Xi are in focus. It's a quite a nice picture. The glasses on the table and the centerpiece really look neat.

>>13630995

futures are going to gap up keep an eye on them for me. I'm going out to get drunk and eat chicken wings.

>>13632858
how about you eat a salad and go for a run instead

>>13632858
Good man. Monday is chest and back night, then it's hot wings and beer night after that.

>>13632038
You all said it was gonna go up today

>>13632869
like buffalo chicken salad on a pretzel roll?

CDXS is on sale and it breaks my heart no one is buying it :(

If the market doesn't open green tomorrow we'll be at war with Iran by Friday.

>>13631914
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

Damn it I bought too soon.

next few days it’ll be time to buy basedbeans deeeeesu

Trump gonna bail em out hard

>>13632815
So fucking based.

>>13632774
I wouldn’t bet on total collapse, someone may usurp Xi, but even that seems many years away.

>>13632021
i have KHC bags Im just not buying more

>>13632916
Nostradamus everyone!
Get load of Thisguy

>>13632916
They already set up the false flag oil tanker attack. They're dead set on this thing.

>>13633044
I have KHC bags too, but they've been surprisingly benign. Down only $47, and that's including the $20 loss of today. I guess we'll see what happens on the 15th.

>>13630433
Yes we will bounce back up. But now is the time to see when the bottom hits to buy ko stocks, that shit hasn't been affected by trumpo.

>>13630356
Buy ko stocks or any shit that hasn't been affected by the market but gives dividends, this shithole ride won't end until trump stops being a moron.

After watching my gains this year drop from 25 to 10% in a fucking week, I cashed out. Donald Trump is not stealing another dollar of mine.

He is coming to save us all; T and his Fat Divyy will be there to help you cope during this shit storm. Yes he is down right now; Fuck man, that's when you buy him up!. He is down but he rebounds right quick, which is good for you over the long haul I would think. Buy him at his lowest point. When the market recovers just look at that nice Profit you've made. Plus the next time the market shits, just laugh knowing you've got him when he was at his worst.

The lower he falls the higher the Yield, right now it's at 6.67%. At 30.00 it's almost kissing 7%. Buy him now and lock in that Yield! You'll be glad of it during Payday. More Divvy for you on the cheap ; all the more nice shiny free T babies you reap. 90 T babies do I have now; mark my words on the 15th that number will climb to an even 164!. Two more Quarters of Divvy Payouts this year I've got left. At 164 shares that means I'd get an extra 5.38 T Shares by December. Then its all but done for me; just kick back and let Him work for me. Over 30k in Divvy income will I have by the time I turn 65.

But don't you worry none I got other holdings to, not just T

AMRN
KDP
PINS
GE
KHC
SWPPX
Comcast
LGF

By the 15th it'll all be done; I'll kick back and let it all work for me till I'm 65 years of age.
While I let it all work I'll be busy stuffing my bank accounts full of the Green stuff.

>>13633417
You having trouble holding your coffee with such weak hands, Anon-kun?

>>13633456
So thanks Trump and China for giving me a nice gift. Plz keep it up till the 15th is done, ok? I got a lot more Buying to do.