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Honk honk welcome to clown world

>>13618127
> tfw you missed the biggest opportunity in 2009-2011 instead of buying and mining Bitcoin you were buying and playing FUCKING video games.
> tfw you missed every opportunity of interacting with every girl you’ve met in high-school/college
> tfw you are now 24 yo Kissless Virgin trying to cope in front of everyone around you that you didn’t succeed of having any relationship with any girl and you don’t know how to talk to them.
> tfw Bitcoin is your last resort in this life
I’m Anon and I’m the Kissless Virgin who will never sell until I make it and have a waifu either I die buying or bobo die selling.
DO YOU HEAR ME BOBO I WONT SELL FUCK YOU

>>13618127
>Anyone else in the same boat?
Yah, you're pretty much me, just replace drunk with stoned. I may be even worse off tho considering I'm a lvl 31 wizard.
Hang in there anon. Keep stacking BTC and eventually we'll make it.

>>13618127
learn forex

>>13618127
Just start riding a bike, it will either kill you or fuel your life juice.

You realize you have control over this right?
>stop getting wasted
>start doing interesting andhealthy things like bike riding, running, yoga, rock climbing, gym

Thats literally all you need to do RIGHT NOW. dont turn into a pathetic incel like 90% of the posters on this board

>>13618483
>bike riding, running, yoga, gym
>interesting

Fuck you guys are pathetic. Just start working out and be social.

>>13618656
>>13618619
>>13618483
>start doing interesting andhealthy things like bike riding, running, yoga, rock climbing, gym
If I start to do these things will women find me interesting on dates and I'll finally be able to have sex? Or is it more involved than that?

>>13618783
Women won't find you interesting unless you find life interesting.

>>13618798
Oh...

>>13618127
if you live with your parents and have no strings with anybody and what puny little savings you have isn't in the most riskiest investments for the highest return, you literally should just kill yourself, and i NEVER say that.

>>13618127
how old are you?

>>13618127
As a human being (you are still called that by name, despite your current actions), you are capable of self-analysis, and you can turn your life around based on the contextual clues around you.
>drinking
If the benefits don't outweigh the costs, drop that shit. I had a roommate who is borderline schizo without it, so he intentionally allots some of his earnings to buy alcohol. He's sick, but he budgets to stay in the black. If you can cut it, cut it.
>no savings/investments
Assess everything you buy and pay for. Streaming services? State-of-the-art X thing? Expensive furniture, concert tickets, excessively eating out? Determine what you can give up and cut it.
>work tomorrow
GOOD. You have a source of income, which some other people would kill to acquire. Take that money, spend it frugally to get the essentials, and put the rest into the following in the order they appear:
-A bank (*Jew nose creeps in*)
-Steady investment metals (like gold)
-Toward a business venture you are personally knowledgeable and passionate about
-Yourself for education
-Crypto Meme Coins

Make sure your savings keep growing. You are immature in your passions and desires, and should act accordingly. Have some faith in future you, and ensure that they will have resources to spend on what is important when the time is right, and your spending habits become wiser.

>>13618964
22

>>13618292
Yep, except i dont drink or smoke.

>>13619130
not a bad age. you can always get a gf

>>13619206
But even if I did she'd leave me once she realises I'd never had a gf/had sex before and thus I'm a loser.

>>13619234
COPE

>>13619234
>Study chads and their behavior
>Be one
>realize that all girls are whore and fuck meats by dna
>treat them like it
>???
>Profit

>>13619309

sad but true

>>13618656
>Just start working out and be social
I want you normies to fuck off back to wherever you came from.

>>13618127
A gf would drain your bank account, criticize everything you are and make you want to kys even more. You need to work on your spirit first. Work yourself from the ground up and things happen by themselves

>>13619234
No anon, that's not true. You're obviously not a Chad, so girls that you will gravitate towards are sensitive, introverts and they're cool.

>>13618243
BSV is your last resort anon

I'm 6ft 4 with a 7.5 inch dick and chad good looks but I'm a 30 year old virgin because I'm such an autistic spastic. I have been in bed with 3 different girls and managed to spill the spaghetti every time. When I was 19 two BEAUTIFUL little rave girls, about 16 years old, came over to me and invited me back to their tent and I turned them down.

I want to kill myself.
:(

>>13620905
Me again.
DON'T WATCH PORN.
IT FUCKS YOU UP.
I CAN'T GET HARD WITH REAL WOMEN.

I have stopped now and the next opportunity that comes along I am going to drill that cunt so hard I will come out the other side.

FUCK THE PORN JEW.