/biz/ - Business & Finance

THEY CANT STOP THE BUYING

I told you ducks to buy NBRV and you didn't listen.
>hurr durr I'll make more money if I sell now

I'd love to see your gains since the crl

It's all so tiresome

>>13589224

LCI looking ready to run. Insider buys changed it's fortune.

81% short float is a lot of powder in a keg.

bullish feel

BULLSHIT

So did the feds drop interest rates to 0% or what?

I am going to literally punch every Jew I come across today for the massive Jewing this market is doing

PPT is going all out

>>13589283
nah, it's just sell the rumor, buy the news. the trade war is ON

>start at -3%
>currently -1.11%
COME ON QQQ KEEP GOING UP

I sold a put on Micron for 30 dollars.
I'm starting to wonder if I'm gonna get assigned it at this point. I don't mind, I have the money and I firmly believe MU at 30 is a steal, but it IS keeping me from buying more later on.

>>13589242
You did not, you were freaking out and I told you to look at reph’s chart.

I thought it would dip a bit lower before recovering though, desudesu

>>13589288
Come at me boy. I just bought more uvxy, there’s no way bulls can carry the day, right?

>>13589288
blaming others is not going to fix your failures

Is plaxing the earning season easy money?

I just check what earning report is due next, set buy order just above current price and sell order just below current price. Then markets open and I am making money one way or another. At least on my practice account. Or have I just not experienced getting fucked by earnings yet?

SPY 300 NEXT WEEK

>>13589242
tfw I listened

>>13589288

enjoy getting tazed and sued for the max in civil court

I love volatility

MY FUCKING CALLS NO NO NO GO BACK UP AAAAAAAAAA

>>13589288
> Jews
false herring

>tfw this melt up will last a week

damn it I needed it to wait another week for me to get some cheapies

Listen I'm usually a free trade kind of guy, but what Trump is doing is sheer genius. He's using tariffs as a negotiating tool to get China to play ball. America has nothing to lose and everything to gain and will no longer be taken advantage of. If China doesn't want to play nice, well we're just going to price them right the fuck out of the market. The way that wall street is reacting is retarded because America is the one who is going to come out in better shape regardless of the outcome from these trade negotiations..

>>13589347
I really wasn't remotely worried long term. I was taking the piss. I still disagree with your point about REPH, the situations were stupidly different. Even ignoring the CRL, the catalyst upcoming would have at least broken even.

That being said I was really surprised it didn't drop below 2. That was my bigger concern, since I wanted to take half loss when something came up and wasn't sure what the bottom was.

>>13589377
We are all gonna make it senpai. Surprised those lawsuits didn't make a dent in the price, but nothing ever comes of them anyways

>>13589409
I smell monies

>>13589409
>crashing our markets by 10% is okay as long as China's market crashes by 20%

I GUESS

>>13589409
Back to /pol/

You have to go back

>>13589409
America comes out better than China, but it's still worse for us overall if no deal is reached. The literal point of tarriffs is that they drive up the price of goods. The market is completely right to be skittish about that

>>13589409
Imagine if the whole world sanctioned china and didn't allow chinese to enter their country at all. I think china would implode just because they depend so heavily on other countries to buy their sweat shop products

If you knew the news without knowing the prices, would anyone have made money this week?

can we get a 288 EOD plz

>>13589428
commies deserve to be necked from helicopters

>>13589436
There u r senpai! Desu desu any stocks to shill today?

>>13589291
Currency debasement it is then.

>>13589455
The prices are the news. Betting on a beauty contest

You got your chance to sell, bulls. Now it’s boboing time

MAX THEM IRAs PAPIS

called it. it was just a little bump to bait out DCA'ers to buy bears' bags.

Why the fuck didn’t I buy CRON when /smg/ was going full pink wojak?

I see anons (shills?) talking about a catalyst for LPTX coming next week, but I'm unable to find anything. Requesting info please.

>>13589507
What would AirBud do?

He might use resources besides robinhood...

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>13589528
Merci divbro. U r my fren

>>13589528
BUY MY BAGS FREN

Anyone buy the GALT offering yet? My information is still blank but there is a template to be able to buy it. Just no ticker/price info for me to do so yet? On Vanguard btw. I

My DSL held up well to this bullshit. BuyDSL, do not sell, profit.

>>13589528
I love my friends

>>13589521
Gee thanks cunt. I don't see any news or articles about them dated afer April 10th on the Google...

> The markets will close green today
my sides imagine being bear in age of Trump

NAK ATTACK! NAK ATTACK! NAK ATTACK! NAK ATTACK!NAK ATTACK! NAK ATTACK!NAK ATTACK! NAK ATTACK!NAK ATTACK! NAK ATTACK!NAK ATTACK! NAK ATTACK!NAK ATTACK! NAK ATTACK!NAK ATTACK! NAK ATTACK!NAK ATTACK! NAK ATTACK!NAK ATTACK! NAK ATTACK!NAK ATTACK! NAK ATTACK!NAK ATTACK! NAK ATTACK!NAK ATTACK! NAK ATTACK!NAK ATTACK! NAK ATTACK!NAK ATTACK! NAK ATTACK!NAK ATTACK! NAK ATTACK!NAK ATTACK! NAK ATTACK!

>>13589624
How much money do you have to put in to actually see decent gains in penny stocks? Serious question

>>13589476
well besides LCI.... LCI

LCI going to $30

>>13589640
Aru of eeet desu

>>13589646
I think itll shoot back up to 9. Maybe 10 or even 11 desu with the insiders buying back shares. But $30? Y tho desu ka?

>>13589615
POWER HOUR IS EARLY HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>13589409
China is a creditor nation (with most of it's debts being from within so it can be easily forgiven if need be) and have a railgun that even the US couldn't manufacture. Underestimating the chinks is going to be a stupid idea. The US is already going the way of the chinks because they see how much money there is to be made by more or less making your workers into slaves.

>>13589521
Air Bud would profile an extensive expense ratio profile on LPTX

Sour hour incoming!

>>13589659
Shorts will propel it upwards. They need to capitulate. Right now they think its going bankrupt so they are shorting at every opportunity. Insider buys of those sizes gave them some worries, I'd bet.

Who would buy their own company stock as a director if they believed they were going bankrupt?

>>13589664
Ror desu! Have to win elections in US desu desu. False equivalency desu.

Go to/pol/

>>13589659
38,000,000 x $30 = 1,140,000,000

Imo this is a VERY reasonable market cap for this type of company.

Thing has been shorted for so long and tutes are obviously not selling for a loss. There is no telling where tutes will take LCI they could take it all the way to 100... it's all up to them but I think 30 is reasonable.. maybe even 50

>>13589691
4chan is /pol/ you moron. This is what you wanted, and you'll be getting /pol/ shit 24/7 bitch.

>>13589691
>t. Blue pilled NPC

>>13589700

>>13589711
Ror desudesu

>>13589680
Not only that but LCI has so many options to avoid bankruptcy, they've already been doing so much to avoid it. they've been paying off debt early. If there is no more debt left how would they go bankrupt?!? lol and they have plenty of cash on hand.

LCI is getting crazy between bulls and bears.. I don't think most new "traders" understand how this works

LCI to $30

China talks for the day just ended with no deal announced. Hope you guys got those put cheapies that were on sale for the past hour lmao.

>>13589721
Did someone say ror

>>13589664
U.S. navy has had been testing railguns on boats for 2 years now though.... they even have very big one they using for artillery

GIVE ME CHEAPIES OR GIVE ME PUMPS

Divbro here

Shilling IBM. I think it has positioned itself well for the future with the Red Hat acquisition

https://www.zdnet.com/article/ibms-red-hat-acquisition-moves-forward/

>>13589740
Ror yes

you just know a bunch of small specs bought Vix after the bunny ears

lmao

>>13589793
Really glad I realized my mistake selling my SPY calls so I bought QQQ calls to avoid a day trade. Only .39% down now compared to 3% at open
If QQQ can keep the pump up I'll actually make money today

> nasdaq going for green too
lmao

>>13589664
I don't want to call the end result of the trade war but people in the West really underestimate China, mostly because they don't know their history. People who think the US have China by the balls are grossly exaggerating, these guys are currently launching their own Marshall plan. It's obvious to me they can still tit for tat, the fact of the matter is that when you have such a strategy the other side has the initiative by definition, so it makes Trump look stronger than he is. Let's see how China will react. I honestly believe that placing even more tariffs will turn out to be catastrophic for the US.

WEEKEND HOLDS
RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

>>13589810
This for
>>13589789

USA USA

Thanks for the CHK CHEAPIES.

>>13589815
> these guys are currently launching their own Marshall plan
one of the reasons why U.S. even has a trade war with China is because China stopped funding U.S. deficits with UST and started building BRI with it kek

>>13589568
Anyone?

WTF FUCK THIS MARKET
WHEN THE FUCKING CRASH RAAGEEE

>>13589815
Christ, I love ass holes like you who talk about China without ever having stepped foot in main land China or talked with a Chinese. I spoke to one literally last week and they are under the impression they have lost the trade war. China has a lot of problems and one of it's biggest problems is managing itself.

>>13589855
It is looking mighty fine desu

>>13589714
Shut up bitchtits

>>13589793
>Chinese gov is pumping stock market

>US hold by burger

>dont worry, the stock market will crash any day now!
>why? Because it's supposed to

>>13589883

>>13589700
Change in tune from its biggest Short. Not a fraud? Thats not what hes been saying for a few years now. Weird how he admits that now after insider buys.

>>13589896

>>13589896
Summary of the usual Zerohedge article desu

>>13589828
good job, you get the large spec award

>>13589874
>one of it's biggest problems is managing itself
maybe in bizarro world that's true, history says otherwise
also idc about what some random chinese may have told you, there are also americans who think the US are losing the trade war.

>>13589855
idk why that picture always makes me laugh

FUCK THIS MARKET

>>13589955
>in bizarro world
Honk. Honk.

>>13589983
Room looks cleaner than much of 4chan desu. Good job

>>13589906
He has been trying to bash LCI for every little thing then he ran out of things and started bashing slick hair man...

LCI is a clean ass corporation. They don't have any conv prefs.. no conv debt.. they have a A/S count of only 100,000,000 and only ~38,000,000 O/S

It really is crazy that LCI has been shorted this much.. WAY uncalled for

LCI to $30

>>13589948
I'm green :)))

>>13589789
AAAAAAAAHHH I GOT BEARTRAPPED

but i got no idea what bunny ears are and why I should bother with TA...

>>13589983

We are going to make it, i believe

>>13589983
>has nothing in room but chair and air mattress
>breaks chair

How much longer does that air mattress have to go huh anon?!?! poor chair didn't ask for all that .. all it's ever done is support your fat ass and thats how you repay it?

>>13589869

PPT holds the line.

>>13589664
>(with most of it's debts being from within so it can be easily forgiven if need be)
Most of America's debt is internal as well.

>>13590009
its just teh profits dumb stratgety that means the vix makes a bunny ears shape before crashing

notice the blue circle there was no bunny ears and it went up

the s&p bottomed

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we are back!

SPY OPENS 250 MONDAY
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS

>>13590016
gross

>>13590057

vix bunny ears is not a bad strategy at all. It's surprisingly reliable.

TLRY looks good after the gap fill around $44.

>>13589247
Is that really a scene in max Payne kek

>>13589983
the absolute state of /smg/ rofl

>>13590038
Yeah but the sheer size of your debt is problematic. No USA citizen is going to be happy if Uncle Sam tells them all their bonds are worthless. That’s 67k per person, including children. Thats revolt tier money.

>>13590075
nope the pull back is complete, time to new ATH now. Retail sentiment is the most bearish. Which is bullish

>>13590016

Do some sit ups, stop consuming S*O*Y and jesus fucking christ, become chad.

>>13589983

>he fell for the bear market trade war crash meme

Based Drudge

holy shit the force of this thing ! I caught the bottom wick on my stock

imagine unironically being a bear in the Year of our Lord 2019

And power hour too.

Massive
Even Dean Foods is mooning

HOLY FUGG I'M UP 2%
STARTED AT -3%

I hate this market
It doesnt make any sense to be going up like this

buy the news

>>13589955
Dude what are you smoking? Take your head out of your ass for a second. We are talking about a country with some of the most civil wars on earth. China was experiencing civil war during both world wars you dumbshit and all this authoritarian policies are there to control all that land and all those people and they don't even do a good job at managing that.

You do not know what you are talking about. Please at least visit the country first if you are going to act like you are an expert on it.

>ATH week after week
>hope for dip to buy
>get dip
>people panic
>rinse and repeat

It was a blessing desu

>>13590234
>China was experiencing civil war during both world wars
... and then Americans came to
- support the Chinese Communists
- nuked Japan not once but twice to save China
- stopped USSR from nuking China
- exported their manufacturing industry to China
all because they expected China to become democracy.

Should've waited to sell F.

>>13590231
sure it does - money was positioned for a selloff, and now the market will do as it usually does and inflict maximum pain on maximum active participants.

>>13590275
Yeah it was all mega dumb but probably the work of super rich globalists looking to make money and seize control of the world.

Imagine panic selling at the bottom today.

>>13590361
I panic bought

>>13590234
who even told you I haven't been to China you retarded sperg?
>China was experiencing civil war during both world wars
factually wrong. learn about the united fronts and then talk you troglodyte
I'm done talking with your braindead ass

Last 20 minutes. Here we go.

Gonna be prolapse for next 20 mins kek

>>13590361
n-next week you gonna wish you did @_@ !!

>couldn't take profts because of PTD
I hate

>>13590298
>money was positioned for a selloff
you mean the sentiment after hue hue left?

>>13590231
shut up and buy it nya

>>13590413
buy high sell low

>>13590409
Day trading is a sin

pump it cresco you sexy babe you

>>13590409
But goy they are protecting you!

>>13590430
I was up 5% and now I'm up .15% because I couldn't sell >_>
I need this sin

Oh god of course vix is selling off... no one wants to hold it over this weekend

Me so stupid!

>>13590437
THEY ROBBED ME OF MY SHEKELS
IT'S TIME FOR A RACEWAR

>>13590395
Please don't dump. I'm green by only $50.

FORE! intraday bull cumming thru!"

if you arent buying SPY CALLS right now you are LOSING MONEY

dont be dumb. HOLD VIX OVER WEEKEND. you will be rewarded asf.

T-MINUS 10 MINUTES
PUMP IT

PUMP IT BACK YOU FUCKING NIGGER
DO NOT GO RED

>im dumping
NO STOP I WAS POSTING ABOUT MY GOOD GAINS TODAY NOOOO

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND.

THIS ISNT SIX FLAGS

>>13590114
He'll never say it's worthless is the point. Inflation is a lil low anyway, so printing to beat the debt is acceptable. Inflation benefits the debtors and hurts the creditors.

SEVEN MINUTES

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

If you are in the green sell while you still can

so spy volume went from 32,000,000 to 55,000,00 0 and then back down to 41,000,000

NICE APP ROBINHOOD

>>13590556
the massive u.s. debt suppresses growth as younhave to expend more resources to service it

>>13590586
how many takes did it take for you to draw that curve in paint, you filthy pinko?

lol the mega kike option makers are doing their damnedest to keep the closing price right at yesterday's price. They're not letting anybody make any money on this shit.

>>13590610
Some people got refunds

>>13590615
What resources? We're printing money to service it, and that inflation also stimulates consumption since a dollar today is more than a dollar tomorrow.

WJAT THE FUCK LOL

who else caught the wick with a large position because he has proprietary quantitative indicators?

>>13590394
Thank God you don't want to keep proving how wrong you are or how you want to define civil war. Fucking twat.

oh baby yes im so fucking horny yesss

>last minute green dildo

Thank you ratsu, went from -3.5% to +1.39%
Tendies time :3

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm up .50% today, I'm still super salted I had to work all day and didn't get to trade. I would have longed HARD at 283.30, probably would have exited too early but still. Today we're going to a Romano's in South Portland, Maine!

>>13590661

I just bought a grand of LCI below $6.90, u fuckers better make that shit rise on Monday

GOLDEN BULL BACK ON MONDAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbkWuVUkPmY

>>13590691
im up 4% because im not a dunce who bagholds worthless corporations' shares.

>>13590691
Why do you post restraunts? serious question.

Do you go eat at these places everyday?

>>13590691
Doing great. Stocked up on REFR, bought some more NBRV calls, and after all was said and done i shot up 7 percent today.

Life is good bros

I need to drink

>>13590710
how many shares?

>>13590691
Up 2.3%, LMT and RACE are carrying me to the moon literally god tier stocks

AHAHHAHAH WHO BOUGHT UBER AT OPEN??? AHAHAHA AND YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD FLY

>>13590691
+0.98%

Not bad for a day I thought might be raining shit.

>>13590691
I added $75 more to my IRA and that's really it. I'm focusing on uni mostly, but I've been able to invest my savings.

>>13590691
Up .25% mostly thanks to AMD.

Love the restaurants dingdingding bro. Dont ever stop

>>13590691
Doing kinda bad this week. Mostly due to my WB shares.

what a crazy fucking day

>>13590691
Down 2.5% ($639) this week, but up today 0.33% ($80)

I thought what I would do is, I’d pretend I was one of those braindead retards.

Or should I be bullish

(I’m losing sooo much money lole!)

>>13590691
Big green big green

VTSAX VANGUARD TOTAL STOCK MARKET INDEX ADMIRAL CL

Buy 78.9550 $69.66 Free – $5,500.00

based Vanguard

>>13590691
+25% today
+43% this week

>>13590743
140 Shares

It’s not t-totally retarded for me to hang on to uvxy this weekend, right?

Anyone sensing a bulltrap?

>>13590691
KTOS fucking clutched it
My LYFT puts saved me from my INTC call and Z call that tanked learned my lesson on blindly playing options

>>13590719
I've only eaten at a Romano's once, when I was 11 in 2007 or 2008. I've eaten at Chili's a couple of times, the last time in 2010 I think.
The reason I post the restaurants is because I need the data for my secret project, and Ratsu was talking about his Chili's gift card last summer. It helps to keep people psychically aligned and easy to locate/parse when I can make them momentarily align to a certain phrase (ding ding ding) and idea (chili's/romanos). You're familiar with MKULTRA and Project Monarch? It's kind of like that but more amateurish and combined with remote viewing.
Also this may sound a little odd but I'm fucking obsessed with restaurant menus. I frequently waste a lot of time at work pulling up the menus of regional restaurants I've never been to and reading them, sometimes a few dozen a day.

>>13590016
why the FUCK are lucas nipples in my /smg/ thread???

>>13590825
nope. if you're paranoid, then swap them out for gold for a safer play.

>>13590830
Im a europoor and ive never been to either of those "restaurants" so i doubt im aligned to the idea.

>>13590827
More like this entire week was a bear trap that sprung today.

>>13590830
Hello fellow autist! Welcome fren! But yeah I see what you're saying. Not really a mkultra just a regular psych thing. Familiarities and patterns. Your dingdingding and restaurant consistently in this thread at the end of the trading day sets up a familiar pattern and sense of community for the people of this thread and adds closure to the trading day. Almost like a "coming home" sort of feeling or a "going out with your friendly coworkers after work" sort of deal. It's good stuff. I appreciate it, dingdingding bro.

>>13590759
looks like LCI has bottomed. my quant indicator says it's a buy or soon to be a buy

>>13590830
Oh man! Was never a big fan of chilis until I ended up in Korea. Osan Air Base has a chilis and fuck it was a little taste of home.

>>13590278
eh if you made a profit, its probably for the best anyway. Dont look a gift horse in the mouth and all that.

>>13590935
That's good. Why u hav Quant tho? You just have a Quant/ butler follow you around?

>>13590951
Thanks fren! Desu!

>>13590935
LCI will be under $5 soon, then you can buy it.

I'm enjoying these spidey gains. Thanks /smg/

FUCK YOU MAGIC FROOOOOOOOOG!!!!

>>13591025
Kraig? Cut I’m loving that one.

>>13590830
>Also this may sound a little odd but I'm fucking obsessed with restaurant menus. I frequently waste a lot of time at work pulling up the menus of regional restaurants I've never been to and reading them, sometimes a few dozen a day.
but why?

>>13591035
Yup

I dont understand QNST. Flipped them once after the big dump and had them on watchlist since then. So they missed earnings by a lot and pumped 6% today.

>>13591025
What is this spider I've seen you nerds talking about?

>>13590803
Nice!

LCI to $30

>>13590935
>>13590992
LCI is a buy forsure under $7.. WAAY undervalued

>>13590963
hehe.. proprietary same indicator that made me 2k today > >>13590654

>>13590992
>>13591073
Yeah I have a buy or soon to buy but on multi months time frame. So only if you're ready to hold for years

With US and China poking Eachother in the eyes, should we have been investing in EU, GB, and RU?

>>13591115
all countries are fucked if usa and china are fucked.

I lost $200 shorting the coup in Venezuela

Why didn't oil go up

>>13591112
So what you're saying is... Accumulate LCI?!

>>13591073
(They) are going to short it back to $5 and then back to $3.50

>>13591115
I do have some RU and EU shit lined up.

>>13591115
thats so crazy it just might work.

Short China, Short U.S.

oh wait.. isn't EU turning into a 3rd world shit hole though with all the rag heads?

>>13591115
What company would you even buy in Europe? They don't make anything except cars which are fucked.

>>13591133
I’m presuming there will be a deal, even if it takes all year. But there will be some mutual damage.

If your rivals are fighting eachother, you become comparatively stronger.

>>13591143
I hope so.. would love to buy more at those levels.. if I can grab 7000 shares under 6 and sell at $30 i'll be pretty happy :)

>>13591140
yes

>>13591158
Volkswagen bought up Ford factories in US to make parts for their German cars. They will gain a larger foothold in US. When? Have no clue.

>>13591158
...Cadbury eggs? Ferrari? Fancy wine and cheese? Economical Swedish furniture?

I’m not sure, let me think about it.

>>13591162
Whoops. Am desu bro. Desu desu. Stopped phone posting, am on comp. New ID

>>13591140
yeah if you're ready for a 500%+ increase. 3.55 is likely the bottom before multi year bull market.

>>13591143
ROR! I do not think so. See that rally today? Insider buys got peeps going I bet.

>>13591158
Pharma, utilities, defense, some metal miners/refiners are what i have in mind.

>>13591148
usa is turning to white minority much sooner, most americans who visit europe are amazed how "white" it is compared to usa. however age democraphics europe is dying birth rates are very low and baby boomer generations are getting into retirement age

>>13591162
It better not fall to 3.50, I bought in at 6.

>>13591228
Give it a few years and Europe will look like America. They are still taking in migrants like crazy every year + allowing them to breed.

>>13591334
I bought 190 shares of LCI at $7.15. Don't let me down, son.

>>13591352
Dude have you looked at the price recently? You are getting Justed.

>>13591345
Sounds good for shareholders desu.

>>13591224
Metal miners and refineries, please expand on this, v. interested.

>>13591345
Give it a few MORE years, and Japan will look like Europe, South America will look like the US, the US will look like the fallen Roman Empire, China will look like Russia, and russia will look... probably the same. And the Middle East will be nuclear glass.

>>13591376
Man that sounds like a globalist heaven. Everybody is just stuck in the shit and deserves to get their faces smashed in with a shit covered boot for eternity.

I was promised a bear market, where is my bear market???

>>13591376
My biggest EU holding currently is Aurubis. Got interested in them since they bought Assarel-Medet, the biggest copper operation in the EU as far as i know. Looking into Kazchrom on an anon's advice. Yakutalmaz/AK Alrosa is another one im looking into.

>>13591425

We've actually been in a recession since Monday.

see
>>13591455

>>13591459
Thanks anon, will post after looking into them.

I always take notice when smg talks mining, metals, uranium, and other things that excites me. But I never saw that one mentioned.

>>13591369
I'm holding out for mid-teens™ :^)

>>13590920
I bought in the middle of it but should be safe after what we saw today. Based margin loans. Both retirement accounts also invested this week. Not bad, not too bad at all.

>>13591459
>>13591487
Forgot to mention I have been eyeing general molybdenum. Could stand to benefit from tariffs on Chinese metals, maybe, have to do more homework.

>>13591503
Meant for
>>13590901

>>13591506
Im not super knowledgeable about this stuff, mostly acting on other people's ideas. Be careful, dyor.

>have plan for my brother
>write it all down on paper
>make spreadsheets and do DD
>start moving money around
>looking good
>check today and he bought some random meem shit probably shilled by stockniggers
Why bother?

>teach him about roth
>move 5500k into it
>tell him what to buy
>does opposite
>actually has shares of drys
>account value under $500

>>13589983
you dumb bastard air mattresses will break your back invest in bedder bed mate

>>13591053
It's fun and soothing. I like to imagine what I'd order, and I can compare the calories, price, and how well written the item descriptions are between restaurants. For example, I really like the menu for Chelo's restaurant in Rhode Island, I read it pretty frequently. I've never been to that state, but maybe some day I'll get to go and eat there.

>>13591566
>invest in yourself
S&P gets better returns

>>13591565
You shouldn't tell people what to do with their money anon

Buy LCI

LCI going to $30

>>13591577
very strange anon.. very very strange..

Maybe when you retire you can travel around and make a t.v. show for food network..

>>13591565
>$5,500,000

Might be over the annual contribution limit ;)

>>13590748
I bought 5 shares. I will now exit the market and this world.

>>13591577
>ITT: my favorite poster gets very based and comfy with an obscure and fascinating hobby

>>13591158
>implying that US is making something except burgers and cola

>>13591681
Whoops! Yeah its just infuriating because I hate failure. His savings account generates more income than his "investments"

>>13591704
i made onion rings

LCI CEO just bought more shares.

That is in addition to the two directors who bought the last two days. This son of a bitch really is gonna pop.

>>13591754
We're gonna make it.

>>13591181
Volkswagen is absolute trash

>>13591809
They own Audi. Big fancy upscale brand.

>>13591797
Their timing is off. Shorts will keep pulling it down to $5.

>>13591754
>>13591797
funny because i have no idea what drugs they make but whatever they do price is undersold at those levels. didnt know anything about that company before checking the thread, will try to time the retrace

>>13591985
*oversold

>>13591999
get

Why the fuck did we go up today after the worst case scenario happening? I have theories but they are all very bleak.

>>13591983
Not unless the market as a whole takes it down. Otherwise it's bottomed.

Oh god if Apple keeps dropping I’m gonna dickbuy with all my everything and maximum margin.

>>13592036
Big chunk of those short positions are under 5

>>13592122
where can you see that?

>>13592122
Shorts lose money sometimes.

>>13591704
We export war and bloodshed, very lucrative.

>>13592171
This, but unironically.

Also exporting mental illness epidemic, SJW ideology, and glowing operatives to help destabilize governments. And good music sometimes.

GDOT fucked me, and I DCA’d higher then where it bounced back to.

VSTM fucked me but I impulse sold before it could keep going down. Don’t trust these clowns and got more for my bags than I would have gotten if I hodled so far.

Wells Fargo just downgraded my FICO from 772 to 762.

It’s just not my week, month, or quarter. How bout you frens?

>>13592144
Nvm

Women don't understand how male lust actually operates. Women think that men experience women as "the Beautiful," as something pleasant and trifling that can be enjoyed at a distance and then allowed to pass on. They think that a picture of themselves wearing clothing that shows off all their fat and all their soft skin and warm nice holes is like a postcard with a picture of a beach on it. But to men, female beauty is not the Beautiful, it's the Sublime, it's not trifling but great and terrible, and it stirs something great and terrible and daemonic in man's subterranean depths that impels him forward to fuck things from roughly below and behind the prostate area.

When a man sees a picture of a beautiful sexy woman he feels half a million years of race knowledge thrumming in his veins, an infinity of sexy women reaching around behind themselves to spread their asscheeks and pussy apart with one hand and say "fuck me." He hears the drums from the movie Jumanji, his soul tangibly but invisibly leans forward outside of him grasping desperately for the pussy and gnashing its teeth. He wants to taste her holes and squeeze her fat and smell that combination of smells girls have that when you ask them what it is they say it's just normal shampoo and fabric softener but you know it's something more.

It's not fair to post these hot sluts constantly. The jezebels guy is right and this post is not an homage. I'm going to kill myself if I can't escape from this feeling soon. Women don't understand what they're doing. I saw a girl on a bicycle yesterday and I started thinking about what it would be like to be a bicycle seat for 10 minutes.

>>13592252
Most of my stuff is in Galt so it's kinda just staying still.

Gonna make a play on LCI. I'm not hurting or flying yet really.

We will make it, anon. The bull is with us.

>>13592279
T. That mom who wrote an article hating on the leggings-as-pants phenomenon.
>she’s got a point, some dude are still hitting puberty at 18, can you imagine trying NOT to be distracted in class?
I hope that’s copypasta tho.
>>13592312
>LCI and GALT
There are countless investment opportunities out there, don’t just get shilled into smg memes.

We haven’t talked nearly enough about defense, LMT and RTN are makin a killing (heh) while one of their competitors can’t stop fucking itself (BA)

I believe in you. Let’s make it.

>>13592279
this but unironically

>markets go green because trump and mnuchin say talks were “constructive”
are the vast majority of people just being fucking deluded?
constructive is diplomatese for “we accomplished fuck all, maybe even are on the edge of a cliff, but everything's fine guise”
has there been any talk of an actual breakthrough?

>>13592362
i would gtfo RTN if you hold the stock.. it's crashing

>>13592434
Breaking down? What makes you think that?

I don’t own any defense yet, but I’d love a chance for cheapies. Hopefully we get some real market roiling news this weekend.

Thanks Trump and China

Thanks for giving me Cheap AMRN shares. Now I'll make 10k for your generous gift.

Thanks for letting T tank some. Now I'm on track again to make 30k from Divvys alone by age 65.

Thanks for the PINS Dip. If it gets bought by a FAANG then hey all the more money for me.

Thanks for letting the market in general shit then recover. I closed out the day in the Green.

>>13592362
>don’t just get shilled into smg memes
Just because a stock gets mentioned here doesn't mean its a bad stock...

LCI to $30

>>13592474
death cross on the monthly

>>13592541
if it follows the same pattern as before it will go above 70

Is the WFT shill still here? Hope no one bought into WFT.

>>13589424
You mean 1%?

>>13592541
You need to help help for your shilling meme stocks addiction. I know a good number for a therapist.

>>13591158
Ferrari and CPR.MI. I'm waiting for a good entry point in the second one

>>13592569
Not sure if you mean me. I only suggested it once several days ago, and that was well before they cancelled their earnings call, and I qualified it as a gamble to take advantage of the stock's volitility. If you want someone to laugh at, feel free to laugh at me because I personally own 40 shares, purchased for an average cost of $0.50 per share. I stand to lose up to $20.

T will set you free. Look at UBER's debut. It shat right out the gate. Don't you want a nice dependable stock that will reward you later in life? UBER is burning cash like mad. Meanwhile PINS is rolling along just fine. Lyft sank like a stone, hey look PINS is still floating strong on it's own. AMRN's drug is a sure thing; just gotta prod the FDA to get up off it's ass and approve the thing. Then the Buyout will be a floated. 10k in profit is not out of the norm if you got 100 shares of him that is. Then when you get old at 65, look who will be there to help you cope; T and his Fat Divvy of course. What were you expecting; Some hot babe in a mink coat? Sorry you'll just have to make due with the 18 yr old neighbor's daughter who "takes care" of you during the after school hours.

Hey don't look at me like that; your a perverted man and not dead yet right? Sides college is expensive as fuck; your helping her out so everyone wins.

Thready reminder LCIguy sucks

>>13592562
I'm really thinking it could go to atleast $50 but $30 might be a good spot to shake some newbs and trap some more bears.. so yeah... I think you get what I mean.

>>13592599
I don't need any help

LCI to $50

>>13591158
ADS, the Chinese love it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlO5V7h5dVk

Position I'm holding.

5800 shares of SOXS.

Nice bull trap today. They tried putting perfume on shit by calling the failed negotiations as "constructive". They sent the Chinese Vice back to China with tariffs. China came out of this weak and they know it and they're not going to just sit there and take it.

This weekend, expect the Chinese to respond with their own set of tariffs, much harsher ones. Hell, we might even see Apple get kicked out of the country this weekend.

Semis lead the way to the 4 month bullrun, now they're going to lead the way down.

Prepare your anus for this coming week.

NEW slave market general !

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