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>hot coworker walks around the office barefoot and in leggings
>cant work because I spend all day staring at her feet and camel toe under the desk
>boss has put me on a performance improvement plan because he thinks I'm lazy
>not lazy just cant stop precumming in my pants

What the FUCK do I do?

>> No.13584961

Rape her

>> No.13584964

>>13584954
you follow her to the toilet

>> No.13584967

Have a wank b4 work m8

>> No.13584978

>>13584954
Have sex

>> No.13584999

>>13584954
Show her your LINK stack

>> No.13585013
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>>13584999
Trips of truth

>> No.13585019

>>13584954
Show he your stack

>> No.13585022

>>13584978
bend over

>> No.13585028

>>13584954
have sex

>> No.13585031

>>13584954
convert to islam. you are so dumb you need strict rules.

>> No.13585036

>>13584954
>cant work because I spend all day staring at her feet and camel toe under the desk
How does that work? Is the desk made of glass? Are you under the desk?

>> No.13585037

>>13584954
How bad you need the job? Ask her out. If not, bring it up that she's dressing unprofessionally. Or if you're ugly, you can make her really uncomfortable by complimenting her leggings and feet. She'll probs stop doing that.

>> No.13585039

>>13584954
Tell her to dress properly or just straight up slit the cunts throat.

>> No.13585040

>>13584954
pic looks like a cool movie, whats the name?

>> No.13585056

>>13585037
Shes married.

>> No.13585108

>>13585039
based, i honestly have no idea how any of you continue to have any amount of patience for any problems in your life, just carry around a knife and if things get problematic just start slashing at things indiscriminately.

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>> No.13585120

>>13585056
So? Unless you have morals against that. Then good on you. I promise you, she does not. Unless she's newly married, she's getting bored. She needs some spice. Maybe you can be that spice. If you don't lift, go lift. It'll make her feel sexy that a cute guy is turned on by just her feet.

>> No.13585139

>>13585108
Based and knifepilled

>> No.13585278

>>13584954
Describe her appearance in detail. Also, what color are her leggings?

>> No.13585298

>>13585036
She sits maybe 20ft infront of me and her desk faces mine.

>> No.13585550

first brap sniffer now this
>sell

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13586126

On a PIP? Find another job, retard, they are getting rid of you.

>> No.13586446

Jesus Christ buddy just fucking have a wank before you go into work you can't not stare at her? Lad, if you think she hasn't noticed you being a total creep fuckwad you are legit a total creep fuckwad.

I'm willing to bet and big money that you basically get a boner when you spend more then 20
Minutes around any broad regardless if they are your mother, sister, aunt or just a cashier at a store.

Fuck man, go and rent a hooker you deprived wiener.

>> No.13586477

Walks around barefoot? The fuck? Is this holochain headquarters?

>> No.13586494

>>13584954
You could maybe stop looking, or turn your desk around...

>> No.13586926

>>13584978
go away /tv/

>> No.13586962

>>13584954
Take some photos under your desk of her camel toe and post them so we can gauge the magnitude of your problem

>> No.13587124

Go up to her and look her in the eyes. Smile, shake her hand and ask her on a date.

>> No.13587271

>>13584954
allowing women to go past highschool was a big mistake. they dont belong in the workspace

>> No.13587289

>>13586126
What?

>> No.13587306

I fucking love foot fetish."

"Well, I've got two, man."


"But you two? And the dog?

"Fuckin' dog," I said, smiling at my partner.

"That's because you have no feet."


"So tell me," said my partner. "What do you have to tell me about your foot fetish?"

"Just some shit," I said.

"Yeah?"


I had been having sex with my foot ever since I started being sexually active. But then it started becoming more and more interesting. It'd become the "thing" that no one else had had any sex with. I was enjoying these sex for me, because of them. Sometimes I used them to fuck and get off, as soon as I could, or maybe they just made me feel good.

"No-where do I go?" my partner asked when I explained my foot fetish to him.

"The foot. You know how in the game foot fetish can be?"


"You got a foot fetish?"


"Yep. That's where it comes in?"

>> No.13587414

>>13584954
Locker room talk about her with your boss. Unless he's a bitch he'll agree with yea and you're in the clear

>> No.13587481

>>13584954
AHEM. The FINAL redpill:


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In psychology, sublimation is a mature type of defense mechanism, in which socially unacceptable impulses or idealizations are transformed into socially acceptable actions or behavior, possibly resulting in a long-term conversion of the initial impulse.

Sigmund Freud believed that sublimation was a sign of maturity and civilization, allowing people to function normally in culturally acceptable ways. He defined sublimation as the process of deflecting sexual instincts into acts of higher social valuation, being "an especially conspicuous feature of cultural development; it is what makes it possible for higher psychical activities, scientific, artistic or ideological, to play such an "important" part in civilized life".[1]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sublimation_(psychology)

>> No.13587556

>>13584978
>>13585028

/tv/ has spoken, you have to have sex with her OP

>> No.13587839

>>13587306

wat?