/biz/ - Business & Finance

I call XRP bag holders subhuman niggers and shame them every chance I get. Retards, the lot of them. I'm doing my part.

>>13577202
I pray to Sergey everynight. One day he will be telling us bedtime stories.

>>13577202
source: nothing

>>13577202
I have contributed ONE meme art

>>13577446
well done, anon

>>13577202
I fudded the shit out of chainlink on reddit

>>13578102
You have dutifully reserved your space amongst the divine. Redditors buy in after 100$.

>>13578102

Extremely based.

>>13577202
im not used to brave... moved from firefox...
not sure how to screenshot... someone please open pivitol and screenshot the contribution that says we are live

>>13578154

https://www.pivotaltracker.com/n/projects/2129823

I made alot of memes in the early days and pushed the shadowfork fud

It's spelled Chainlin now actually, they rebranded.

>>13577202
I promoted bigmacs in honor of sergey.

>>13578102
VERY BASED anon

>>13577202
I wrote several pastas including Adelyn and Sergey's first meeting.

>>13578154
>>13578169
Bro just download Lightshot. How have you been living your life without it? Pic related, took me literally 10 seconds from screenshot to posting it

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8iYoE4_q0Po&t=106s

I make this song

>>13578102
Based as FUCK

>>13578102
Ah yes the reddit unit, you boys must have endured alot. God bless you marine absolutely based

>>13577202
I fud link on reddit, but I got my close circle of friends to each buy atleast 5K link so we can all still be friends when I'm filthy rich.

I have offered up this

>>13577202
I made 400k today lol

Any other place I can buy LINK that isn't Binance? I keep getting my purchase through card denied even though I'm sitting on 30k right now.

I fud on reddit and on here

>>13577202
Calling out the cash grab that is CLCG

>>13578102
i salute you

>>13577202
i accidentally click and bought chainlink at 10k

>>13577238
well done anon

>>13578102
thank you anon
you deserve to make it

>>13578102
Never gonna make it anon.

>>13579160
a-anoyne?

Where the hell is the cuckbase listing?

>>13579553
Try a dex like Idex

>>13579553
etherdelta

>>13579573
>>13579566
Thank you based anons.

>>13577202
Yes. The 55 anon and all.

>>13577202
I was at the supermarket yesterday looking at bags ofriceand my thoughts were interrupted by some fatass blurting out "CHING CHONG" behind me.

I turned around and it was this mentally disabled Russian guy wearing a blue plaid shirt type getup. I did a quick look up and down the aisle - wasn't sure if he had a handler or not. He then said "ching chong" again but a bit more quietly and chuckled to himself and started drooling. He pushed me out of the way and started looking really, really closely at the prices while muttering things like "decentralized adelyns" and "not as much as a cup of coffee." For some reason he seemed to be 'feel' testing therice? He kept opening bag after bag and running his fingers through it before throwing each one on the floor. When one of the store staff came to confront him, the russian guy just stood completely still and stared at the clerk for about, like, 2 minutes before tearing ass. It was like a rusty trombone blast with a wet note at the end and he started dripping blood on the floor, and my god the stench was fucking horrible. The store clerk threatened to call the police while this guy just kept staring, but then this balding fat white guy with a black baby trailing him ran down the aisle and interjected. "SERGEY, there you are. Oh my god sir I am so sorry I was working on some important partnerships at our McDonald's business meeting and he just wandered off" and he takes this Sergey guy by the hand and leads him out of the store, leaving the staff member and I there. This 'Sergey' guy kept glaring at me on the way out like it was my fault.
I then later found out that he's the CEO of some kind of broken json parser project. Fuck this token and fuck its CEO.

>>13579160
>>13579709
Use a decentralized exchange

I hope this does not come out as fud but I have some concerns with the Chainlink team. It appears Chainlink is a part-time side project. See below:

Dimitri Roche is currently an advisor to Loop and Tie. He does dedicate a lot of his spare time to Chainlink along with his own projects you can find on his website.

Mark Oblad's - OK it looks like he came on board in April 2018. But has not been heard of since.

Alex Kwiatkowski - A software engineer for Northpass and Pivotal. He is a freelancer that may take on a UI job here and there for Chainlink.

John Barker - A software engineer for Chapterspot. It looks like he will mess around with some SGX stuff late at night every once an a while.

Dan Kochis - This guy doesn't even have a twitter but is supposed to be head of business development. Another one that appears to be hired on but never heard from again.

Adelyn Zhou - Where do I start. She has not updated her linkedin or website to show she works at Chainlink but she is the fucking marketing director for god's sake. This "hire" scares me the most. The marketing director is basically supposed to do the exact opposite of what she has "done" so far. She has tweeted more about Rich Asians than Chainlink.

Thomas Hodges - Nothing bad to say about the Hodge Doge

Rory Piant - He was part time but rumor has it he has quit his teaching job. He still is working over at Idex and Tap Project. He has dedicated more of his part time to Chainlink as of late.

The Advisors - Don't get me started, they don't even follow Chainlink on twitter ffs.

Sergey - He supposedly hired a business developer and head of operations but still does not have any time for the community? He has no scheduled events, I could only assume he is thinking of his next venture?

Steve Ellis - he cool but has way less commits now that they hired some part time devs.

Not trying to fud but I have a serious concern with Chainlink. Chainlink has been on Ropsten for a month and everyone was expecting all these potential partners to test on the test net. The team even told people to keep an eye on Ropsten to see the customers using the network. Well for 3 weeks the only transactions on Ropsten have been regular peeps taking the 100 Ropsten link from the faucet. There has been absolutely no requests for data. In fact, someone asked Thomas why and then Thomas made a run to show it works. Well I see Thomas's request for data but it is the only one.

Why is there no testing on Ropsten? Where are all these customers/partners/devs that are supposed to be drooling at the potential of Chainlink? I know the lack of communication, lack of updates from Sergey, lack of social media presence, increasing competition from large players are all red flags but this may be the largest.

Does anyone actually want to use Chainlink Network?

-Insider here... The team had a big fight after Denver. Sergey tried to restore calm but there was nothing that could be done: Steve and Thomas have left the team after they couldn't agree on the next step. Thomas wants mainnet but Steve thinks they should wait until after psd2. Rory and the community leaders are in damage control deleting the posts made by exteam members. Adlyn refused Sergey marriage proposal so he kicked her out of the team. Also the increasing amount of developers is really just a smoke screen to cover up the recent issues.

which one of you fags told GreekGodx about LINK, he was in the futurism stream this morning for Sergey speaking at Fluidity.

>>13579953
>>13579969

>>13577202
I shilled it to willing friends, family, and anons with accurate, clear, and complete information.

>>13579539
Found the plebitor. Kys

We're going to make it marines. No more chains only links

>>13577202
I kill a nigger bitch everyday before cumming on the sigil (and my daughter)

>>13580084
>posting the edit

>>13579993
How many of them listened to you? Out of everyone I've told, the only person who thought it sounded like a good idea and actively asked questions about it was my redpilled but shunned father (he now has a suicide stack and I plan to take care of him for the rest of his life). Siblings, cousins, old college friends, one coworker... everyone else would cut me off and start npc'ing at me about unrelated shit or telling me that cryptocurrency is 'too risky.' I gave them all a couple chances and they didn't care, so now I just keep quiet. I can't wait for vindication.

>>13579953
Ahhhh. I remember this pasta.

>>13580141
What is a suicide stack? keep hearing that thrown around. Thanks anon

>>13580149
It means having a small stack so that just in case it moons you don't have to kys yourself for missing out.

>>13580227
OH sh** then I have a suicide stack h*** yeah. Thanks anon

>>13579160
I'm also ready to jump ship to the next exchange that isn't binance... are there ANY decent true dex solutions coming anytime soon?

>>13580141
heh, i remember my foray into enlightening others. similar results. but maybe vindication is a too petty. never forget how grateful you are to have this opportunity.

>>13577202

Mooning too fast. Wish it did a slow climb to 0.60, then slow climb to 0.70, accelerating when it hit $1, then slow climb to $10, then accelerate toward $100 and beyond. Whenever it shoots up too fast like it is now, I'd expect a pull back.

SHORT TERM bearish because of the spike. Long term it's going to be background noise and we're still on track to be the new CIA glowniggers

>>13577202
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THAT LINK WAS GONNA ROLL ME

I AIN'T THE BIGGEST COIN BY MY VOLUME

SHE WAS LOOKIN KINDA FUN WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB IN THE SHAPE OF A CUP AND A HANDLE (YEEAAAHHH)

GREEN CANDLES START COMIN AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN
FEED ME THE LINKS AS I HIT THE BUY BUTTON
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO BUY THAT DIP
TA SAYS DIP BUT THE COIN'S HOT SHIT
SO MANY MOONS, SO MANY MINE
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH BUY LOW AND SELL HIGH?
ACCUMULATE ALL YOU CAN BRO
STINKY LINKIE PORTFOLIO

HEY NOW, YOU'RE IN CHAINLINK, HOLD YOUR TOKENS, GREAT BAGS!
HEY NOW, YOU'RE IN CHAINLINK, LOVE THE FUDDERS, STAY MAD!
ALL SMART CONTRACTS ARE GOLD
ONLY LINKIES SOLVE THE ORACLE

>>13580828

>>13580141
I got my one friend into crypto, he's now all in LINK with a modest 4k stack. I really hope it pays off.

>>13578102
Based and linkpilled

>>13580141
Same poster from desktop, shilled it to 5 people I personally know and countless anons. None of the irl people heeded by advice but many anons thanked me for my explanations. Friends, family and coworkers all basically said something along the lines of what you said, muh ponzi, muh private keys too hard to manage, muh high risk, etc.

>>13581421
How many of them listened to you? Out of everyone I've told, the only person who thought it sounded like a good idea and actively asked questions about it was my redpilled but shunned father (he now has a suicide stack and I plan to take care of him for the rest of his life). Siblings, cousins, old college friends, one coworker... everyone else would cut me off and start npc'ing at me about unrelated shit or telling me that cryptocurrency is 'too risky.' I gave them all a couple chances and they didn't care, so now I just keep quiet. I can't wait for vindication.

>>13581454

>>13581421
My boomer parents actually listened to me and now they hold a decent stack of LINK, along with btc. They knew pretty much nothing about crypto when I first explained it to them. But I gave up trying to shill crypto to normies a long time ago, they just don't get it.

I usually start talking about gold and the banks... So if they grab the issue and get interested I spill the beans little by little, usually cut the convo and send some links to read, if they read i tell them more, if not i keep my mouth shut, i treat myself like if it were an honor to speak about these things with me, so i don't shill per se, i just shit test to see if they are an autist about these things before opening the gates

Own over 1 million. Got another friend over a million. Got three friends with 100k. My wife got 100k. The rest all npc me when bring it up and I gave up. Only those willing to look and take risk deserve to make it.

>>13580100

Sauce on this waitress, I've wanted to know for months now.

>>13581524
Most people won't understand. At least the they took the risk to trust you.

>>13579993
>>13580141
Same story here. I have a masters in computer science so you'd think my friends and family would at least believe me when I told them to get a 1k suicide stack when it only cost a couple hundred $$. But nope. Probably shilled it to over 15 people, if I'm being honest. Only person I know who almost bought in was a depressed boomer who had nothing to lose by throwing a couple $k into crypto. He ended up not buying though cause it was too hard for him.

Some advice, when we do make it, make sure to tell everyone you shilled it to that you sold low and didn't make much money otherwise your life is going to be absolute shit as you see how vain and materialistic everyone who you thought cared about you really is.

>>13581552
No idea, but I'm pretty sure that event was in Prague.

>>13581590

Yes, tell people you got hacked and lost everything, that someone entered in your computer and caught your keys, and appear really depressed, try to drink these days and don't wash your hair, basically try to look completely destroyed, so they feel pity for you and ghost you out of scorn like the normies they are, so you will be free to do whatever you please

>>13577202

I think I did my part in some dark times. Made collectors' edition link cringe memes for any marines that asked for it. Assblaster replied to posts of mine in threads ("He looked at me!!!")

>>13581806

Oh, and I made this chart and have updated it periodically, I think it's helpful for non-retarded linkies to put some realistic constraints on their price predictions. God does this chart make people sperg out though...

>>13577202
some basic oc
that no one ever reposts

I made this, among many other memes?

>>13581642
It was in Sydney, Fren

>>13581822
There is an error in your chart at the top of the second column

I was a regular user of reddit ….but became obsessed with /biz because of LINK

>>13578827
niggers know about link, just sold 100k

So much has been that will not be talked about or even believed, not even here. Most of what you have imagined has gone on behind the scenes has actually been happening. Meme economy, espionage, and all manner of buggery. I wish to share, but that is not in the nature of these things. I wish you all the best and hope that you all had as much fun as I did.

Godspeed. especially you, Damu.

>>13578102
they will write about you in the history books solider.

>>13580828
based and redpilled

>>13581338
>>13581421
>>13581454
>>13581524

None of my friends listened to me when I shilled Ethereum. At the time all there was to go off of was Bitcoin and it was fake magic internet coins to them. Only one single friend invested his savings into it and believed in me, but he had to liquidate to pay for college. He now has to live with the fact that he sold 980 Ethereum at a price of $22 each.

Funny how now all of my friends have jumped on LINK the very first time I shilled it to them. FOMO and jealousy will make a man do drastic things.

They also think I'm some crypto genius that knows all of the gems. What they don't know is that I just research projects that are popular on /biz/ because the hivemind here knows how to pick a great project. Its a social darwinism on steroids.

>>13578102
Haha same

>>13582366
fuck off pajeet

>>13578102
>>13582797
Doin the lords work anons

I created the chainlink space program. Maybe some of you remember.

What's chainlink

>>13583023
A scam

I believe.

>>13581590
>as you see how vain and materialistic everyone who you thought cared about you really is.
I hope this happens to me one day. I hope LINK makes me so much god damn money that people come crawling to me. Will make it much easier to identify who real friends and family are, and leave the rest behind.

I bought 11k at ICO and never touched it since. So I took 11k out of the circulating supply basically. Not much but it's the best I can do.

I found one of Sergey's old Reddit accounts which made for great FUD.

>>13577202
I made the chainlink Mastercard thread and a couple other breadcrumb digging threads. What a time this board was last year

I created this Chainlink video.

https://youtu.be/IfhtZ2bZd0g

>>13579982
that was a fake account, he had 20 subs if you went to his profile

>>13581893
no, that one from the pic was in Prague

t. I was there

>>13579993
I told many friends and friendly associates who I thought could use a hand. Only got my very close friends to listen after harassing them about it for a year. Didn't want to play the told you so game.

>>13583060
Last night was excellent; several questions & concerns were confidently answered, and my already-adamant confidence in your incredibly far-reaching project was bolstered. ChainLink truly shall usher in the colloquial Fourth Industrial Revolution with meaningful & useful smart contracts (and perhaps even kickstart the quasimythical Golden Bullrun).

It was great to meet you & Sergey last night; I truly believe in your project, and with iron hands I shall hold & stake to my node my 20,000+ LINK, no matter what, until the fabled singularity occurs (at which point I'll only liquidate a few hundred as the price-per-token passes a thousand dollars -- I can dream).

I hope that both of you are amused & unannoyed by your rockstar status in one of the internet's rawest "communities" (and I apologise again on behalf of myself and autonomous others who may have aggravated you); /biz/ "keeps it real" by completely disregarding normality & political-correctness, viciously testing everyone & everything with great scrutiny & acumen, thereby providing a fecund, gestalt hivemind which is uncanny in its ability to recognize truly valuable projects such as yours. Sometimes this leads to weird hijinx, but intentions are generally pure.

This collective, which has a spirit unfettered by anything, *knows* how big this is going to become. This is why ChainLink memes are so dank -- danker than any other crypto -- because the potential is literally infinite.

Thanks for the selfies; I apologise for the candidate shot in the elevator (poor form on my part), but shall remain true to our pinkie-promise not to publish them on 4chan (...unless you change your mind; they're actually rather flattering photos). Speaking of which, here's a link to the thread (the "community" has dubbed me "Jesusanon/LINKJesus") --

>>13583060
I would love to send you the pictures which I won't be posting without your express permission, so please let me know if you want them.

The bar afterwards was nice (we didn't expect you or Sergey to show up there, of course, but if you had, I would have happily bout you both a round and left you alone, as the handful of others in our bizarre "community" also would have). I actually stayed there quite late with a new friend from the site, and discussed marketing strategy; the "problem"is that most "suits" & "normies" simply don't "get it" -- although entirely unnecessary, if you want to sell these shortsighted executives, a quick ninety-second "elevator pitch" would be efficacious. Again, please accept both my apologies & thanks for everything. My linky stays super stinky $1000 eoy.

P.S. please let me know if there is any way that I may help your project: writing copy, coordinating with certain "communities," or simply leaving things alone so as not to ruin it. We collectively understand the need for secrecy & lack of unsavory connections, and endeavor to serve (or not serve) in whatever capacity would help.

We instinctively, intellectually & intuitively believe in this project, and, despite assuming success as a first-mover is practically guaranteed, the wiser among us have some inkling of the risks to corporate perception of ChainLink in light of express or implied association with an anonymous ad-hoc internet society of anti-normative, frog-worshipping chaoticians. Praise Kek!

In closing, you guys are great and your project is too superlatively superb for words; you have our undying support in the form of thousands of independent & unswayably principled node operators who shall ensure the unassailable robustness of the network. Mainnet soon....

>>13584118
Jesus anon honestly makes me cringe

>>13577238
based

>>13577202
I made some reddit normies sell at 0.30

>>13584154
Regardless he will be featured in the movie they make about us.
I'm thinking Haley Joel Osment
>pic related

I made a shitton of memes

>>13579007

based, any chance to a renewed one with the updated LinkPool logo?

>>13577202
I fudded then I shilled. Sometimes I shilled then I fudded.

i hired a korean translator to translate from of the crypto oracle's first shill articles. a month or two later, the wanchain partnership came about. money well spent.

also was the creator of LMFG

>>13577202
I put the last of my money in link in christmas 2017. Did not eat much during january and even parts of february. Now i'm still broke and i can't break 1k link because i cannot afford to put in anything. Also iron handing this shit till the end, but secretly i was just too afraid to lose the little i have by swingtrading it. Forgive me Sergei for i have had sinful thoughts and bless me with gains... Would love to link to get to 100$ because that's the only way i can even have a chance of making it.
This is a plushie my girlfriend knit me, because i didn't have enough money for the original, love her so much and i would give anything to make her happy. I wish this blessing for all of you guys when we all make it. Hold me frens...

>>13581822
This is correct. Top3, second column, end of the year looks OK. 200$ a piece.

>>13584658
very wholesome anon
unironically how much LINK for the knitty

I made the ChainLink graffiti

Playing Zelda for a years, having one usb stick and one flannel shirt. Don’t surprise anons

Should I buy now or is it too late?

One day scientist will be studying the mass delusion caused by chainlink

>>13585370

Yes, and the catastrophe that will be remembered as 'Jonestown II'

Serious question:
Are Jesus anon and Cancerboy anon basically the "stars" and the mascot of chainlink holders?
If yes I'm 100% ok because to me they look like total badass and cool as fuck dudes to me

>>13585370
You mean Nolinker Syndrome?

>>13586821
No

Sergey is the star you fucking plebbitor

>>13586884
Sorry I thought this was the right sub to ask this

I stumbled on the oracle of seasons connection. I was sure people were about to tell me we’d been over this before 1,000x when I started the thread.

I shilled link to my best fucking friend who is an IT professional doing servers and shit at Facebook. He literally LOL dissed me with capital letters. This was when link was .30. I'm going to rub it in so bad when it hits a dollar or maybe wait for higher price.

>>13578102
Your work will be rewarded in the afterlife as well Marine!

>>13587282
Wait... zrink? is this shit into Asia now!?

>>13584658
wild

>>13580141
Keep quiet nobody will listen but they’ll all say you got lucky. Keep your pride in check. Stay humble. Always say less and be mysterious. Never give out an opinion or advice keep it as scarce as possible.

t. SunTzu 100k link warrior

I made the
WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY! HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

Pasta

I made a couple of chainlink Garfield pipe memes.

>>13578102
It's ironic how /biz/ is so smug about fudding reddit but it is fudded just as easily by a handful of discord trannies.

>>13587192
This is why I never shilled to anybody else but my brother

>>13586821
No. Are you a newfag? Jesus anon looks homeless and I've never even heard of cancer boy.

>>13579160
Bitpanda for sure, I don't know why nobody adviced you that... Maybe we are still in the fud/stealth phase?
I actually like Bitpanda a lot more then Binance
Binance is better for trading but Bitpanda is a lot better if you just want to buy

>>13587969
Cancer anon is the bald guy who doxxed himself

>>13577202
No