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>>1350067

>> No.1352634

$GALE my nigga

>> No.1352638

Reminder to buy mgt today and hold till the fat lady sings

>> No.1352641
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McAfee is a God

>> No.1352644

>tsla in the green today
how

>> No.1352645

>>1352644
so is mobileye. who would've thought
>>1352638
reminder when the proxy doesn't come out tuesday it'll dip. sell for the weekend, buy then.

>> No.1352650

Don't forget to get MNKD. Last chance before this stock shoots to Saturn! The head of the company just signed an exclusive deal and the stock is going to quadruple by Monday. News will hit just after noon so buy now. If you are still poor tomorrow it is your choice

>> No.1352658

>>1352644
Read the article. I've been saying this since yesterday. Tesla has a solid defence. It's literally the guys fault. Also Tesla is the future.

>Not investing in the future

>> No.1352661

>I fell for the kmph meme

In at 3.40

>> No.1352662

is amd done? or should I hold?

>> No.1352667

>>1352650
Wasn't this news supposedly going to his yesterday...and the day before that? When it doesn't hit today will Tuesday be our last chance?

>> No.1352671

What is the next MGT and SGY? I heard KMPH but why?

>> No.1352672

>>1352650
fake noko is fake.

>> No.1352673

>>1352671
Pump it

>> No.1352674

>>1352650
Fuck off the company is in the shit can

>> No.1352675

>>1352662
It's done for now. The next big thing is a whiles away. You should have sold the day of card release an played it safe.

It's CPU or Zen shit is the next thing so look into the dates for that if you want to stay in electronic/vidya stock

>> No.1352679

>>1352650
You're really bad at imitating noko

>> No.1352681

>>1352650
Real noko bro here, dont listen to this guy buy CERU instead

>> No.1352682

$CUR buy buy buy while its cheap

>> No.1352687

>>1352673
Why? Everyone that says to buy doesnt say why

>> No.1352692
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1352692

why no volume today?

rreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.1352701

>>1352692
long weekend, no one wants to make risky plays

>> No.1352711

I sold out at MGT when it hit 4.06. I suggest trying to get whatever profit you can out of it before days end, figure some will get scared and cash out before the long weekend making this a great buy back Tuesday at open. Just my two cents.

>> No.1352712

>>1352692

Hasn't volume been down the whole week?

>> No.1352716

>>1352711
i agree with this 100%. i expect a dip today eod, maybe tuesday

>> No.1352719

does anyone else watch organovo (ONVO)? 3d organ printing company, swings between $3-$4 throughout the year, just shot up in the last week

>> No.1352724

>>1352650
His face when he is preaching to people buying $10 worth at a time and thinks it will help his shilling. Lol

>> No.1352743

Hope you guys have been loading up on some cheap IMNP. Shits gonna soar.

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1352746

So what do we think MGT is gonna go to? $6?

>> No.1352757

>>1352629
TGD MOON

>> No.1352760
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1352760

Guys you hear about new robinhood?? Margin plus ah

Half of us will be filthy rich and the other half broke as shit

>> No.1352764

$THLD

>> No.1352771

>>1352638
The time to buy MGT was yesterday, man. If you haven't already bought, hold off until the dip Tuesday

>> No.1352773

>>1352746
$5 is more likely, though even that is still questionable

>> No.1352775
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>>1352746
>investigate the professional trolls who have been libeling MGT

Oh jeez. Does this include the unrelated and off-topic racist shitposts I was making on the MGT stocktwits feed yesterday?

I would hate for my dad to find out about that

>> No.1352778

love swing trading MGT man. GOAT stock!

>> No.1352802

$CMG buy buy buy while it's on discount

>> No.1352811

>>1352802
i can't. all my money is tied up in PCRX. damn this stock.

>> No.1352834

What are your guys feelings toward MU? Think it's worth buying into while it's low or hold off until next week to see if it dips lower? This long weekend has me second and third guessing all my options haha.

>> No.1352850

Reminder if you make more than 3 trades a day every trading day you're going to be fucked by the long hard dick of the law.

>> No.1352856

>not buying the AMD dip

>> No.1352857

>>1352850
just, no.

>> No.1352861
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>>1352850
Yeah I learned it long dick style
Fml

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>>1352850
>Make one day trade a day 3 times a week

Guys, all you have to do is roll day trades, and keep a small loss margin. Literally free money. Just hop on shit that already has momentum or has a catalyst for future movement. It's that simple. I don't understand how so many of you loose money. You need to know when to cut your losses. Last thread someone said they were still holding VHC. Fucking what?

>> No.1352869

>>1352850

why?

>> No.1352870

MGT CRASHING ABORT ABORT

>> No.1352872

Bought 500 shares of MGT at 3.93 to hold.

Did I do good?

>> No.1352875

>>1352870
Robinhood won't let me pull out
Rip ;_;

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>MGT

SELL SELL SELL

>> No.1352887

>>1352875

Same here, it's a fucking canadian holiday today so I can't transfer funds into my trading account to sell so I'm stuck at 3.93.

I was gonna short it at 4.00 this morning. fuck this country.

>> No.1352890

>>1352870
>>1352872
>>1352875
I told you all that I would sell for a profit before days end because people were probably going to jump ship before the long weekend. Had literally all morning to get some kind of profit unless you went in when it was way high yesterday. I'd say at this point just sit on it through the weekend. It might have one bounce left for the day and if so I'd jump then. However if it stays lower just ride through the weekend, figure it'll get worse from here but it should bounce back in a big way sometime next week.

>> No.1352899

>>1352890
No one in this general is capable of basic logic. This is the conclusion I'm coming to.

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>>1352746

>> No.1352904

>>1352890
Idk I predict it won't be that bad of a loss, but still a loss no doubt. Only put like 80 bucks in to play around.

>> No.1352905

>>1352870
nah jk we good now

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>>1352887
For me it was the automatic deposit that fucked me today baka.
At least NETE is doing good today, it will get even higher by next week.

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1352926

Right in the feels.

>> No.1352931

>>1352926

LOL, MGT was my first stock and I've made a profit of 1400$, waiting for it to reach 5-6$ by next week.

>> No.1352932

>>1352926
yeah totally lets just sit through the dip instead of trading it!!!
still getting back in tuesday i think.

>> No.1352949

>>1352926

I'm not even memeing here: I've made more money listening to you guys than Stocktwits

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1352951

>MGT has retained the services of Consternation Security to investigate the professional trolls who have been libeling MGT.
>"Consternation Security"
>operated by one Twitter user

>> No.1352961

>>1352926
>Loosing money on MGT

Please, fucking tell me how.

>> No.1352962

in ugaz right now gain around 400$ profit how long should I hold for?

>> No.1352974

What's the best broker in Canada?
I want to start investing but I want to find a good broker first
So far the best I found was Interactive Brokers but in registration they require experience (ie. minimum 100 trades before I can start trading stocks).
Does it matter if I lie in this?

>> No.1352976

>>1352857
>>1352869
Here's the IRS requirement to be considered a day trader vs an investor:

> To be engaged in business as a trader in securities, you must meet all of the following conditions:
> You must seek to profit from daily market movements in the prices of securities and not from dividends, interest, or capital appreciation;
> Your activity must be substantial;
> You must carry on the activity with continuity and regularity.

"Substantial and continuity" apparently mean more than an average of two trades ( not even day trades ) a day. Or at least if did for my buddy who is currently getting fucked in the ass because he didn't file his taxes right.

Make sure you guys earn at least $3000 to afford an professional jew accountant to do your taxes if you're trading a lot. Otherwise you're going to federal "pound you in the ass" prison when you can't pay back the tens of thousands of dollar fines and penalties.

>> No.1352980

>>1352962
sell if u have 400 bucks profit buy at dip. u never went broke taking profits

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>>1352962
> tfw stop loss fucked me out of my own $400 $UGAZ gains

Hold until next Thursdays storage report.
It always goes up right before the report.

>> No.1353004

I bought Netflix on monday at $85.15.

It is up to $96.15. An eleven dollar per share gain!
I only invested $5100 and now I'm crying!

Do I sell?

>> No.1353044

>>1353004
I would set a stop limit at whatever minimum profit you'll take from here and let it ride. Your call though, just don't let greed get in your way of those sweet gains

>> No.1353051

>>1352883
Nah we Gucci senpai

>> No.1353071

>>1353044
Thanks
l never used a stop limit before.

>> No.1353111

Hour until close, figure one more MGT panic is in order for when people start to dump their stock.

>> No.1353120

I'm holding MGT, AXN, and GALE over the weekend.
Have about 500$ in AXN, everything else is less.
How fucked am I biz?

>> No.1353122

>>1353120
why would you be fucked those stocks are expected to flourish

>> No.1353123

ugaz at 50$ wew lads

>> No.1353125

Any vidya stock Bros familiar with netease? $ntes has been dipping in a straight slope all day. This company looks strong as fuck like it's only ever gone up and their dips last a matter of days at best. Check their graph. Looks like a solid buy for Tuesday. Just wondering if anyone is familiar for moral support.

>> No.1353126

What's your dudes thoughts on PGNX? Tossed the rest of my settled funds into it hoping it'll go up early next week until it shoots for FDA approval in a couple weeks

>> No.1353129

>>1353120
Ayy I have the same stocks and doing the same thing.

>> No.1353134

>>1353122
Wait really?
I have weak hands and really think that I fucked myself over..

>> No.1353135

>>1353122
>>1353129
famalam you make me so happy.
was about to have a terrible weekend worrying about this shit,

>> No.1353139

>>1353120
>>1353134
mgt will probably go down before it goes up imo, but you should be fine if you hold long enough.
i think gale is supposed to be good though.
idk about axn

>> No.1353142

>>1353139
Next Tuesday MGT will definitely not being going down.

idk about axn either

>> No.1353157

>>1353139
>>1353142
Yeah, I bought high and may have to take a hit, but it's not doing much but being kinda constant now. If I get antsy I'll sell it by Wednesday next week, fuck the 4th for it being a holiday.

>> No.1353158

>-$33
How is this possible if I have $90+ in trading power from selling yesterday and today ? I have RH instant too

>> No.1353160

>>1353157
It will go up next week. Keep calm because within the next 30 minutes it will most likely go down but it will be back up and you'll get profits.

>> No.1353162

>>1353120
Axn corporate headquarters is in an apartment complex. Look at there website

Don't do business with Chinese

>> No.1353163

>>1353142

From what I heard $AXN is going to be $100 a share :^)

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>>1353158
Forgot my picture

>> No.1353171

>>1353163
lol right... im sure

>> No.1353174

>>1353163
>chick shit going up to 100$

>> No.1353177

>>1353174


You do you friend, I'll throw you a postcard from the Andromeda galaxy :^^^^^^)

>> No.1353182

>>1353162
A fancy apartment complex tbf

>> No.1353190

>>1353163
>herbal therapeutics company
i'm not putting my money in witch doctor juju alternative medicine bullshit

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1353216

>MFW Elon Musk
>Spend your entire company's money on a crashing solar energy company
>Make a car which has a autopilot function that mistakes a tractor trailer for the sky
>Stock rises 11 points on the news
>Sell your own stock to pay for everything
>Who needs profits?
>Everyone thinks you are 21st century Einstein anyway

>> No.1353218

>>1353216
>21st century Tesla
Fify

>> No.1353226

>>1353216

>DeLorean 2.0

>> No.1353229

>>1353216
>Missing out on juicy gains because of unfounded shit opinions

Lol OK then don't take the free money. More for me.

>> No.1353241

>>1353160
Thanks anon, what day do you think I should hold till/any specific news you think will cause an increase?

If so what is news/when is it coming out?

Guide me senpai

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1353242

Any other dank maymays for next week?

>> No.1353246

>>1353241
MGT is releasing proxies that will release company plans and are most likely going to be released on Monday or Tuesday. There is speculation that the price will heavily increase when these are released.

I am not sure if I believe that but I am holding anyway to see.

>> No.1353252

>gale up 30%
>It's still a good buy and expected to go higher next week

Why? What's the news? Feels like this shit already went off. I out like 2% of my portfolio in it because fuck memes but im still too greedy to miss out on money. What's the angle here.

>> No.1353255

>>1353246
thanks senpai

>> No.1353275

>>1353252
Yeah, I've been eyeing GALE this whole time. Why the fuck is it exploding? I wanna buy in but this thing looks like it's being held up by fucking air. Is there anything actually holding this thing up?>>1353255

>> No.1353277

>>1353246
Also they are diluting stock

>> No.1353314

>>1353242
MNKD according to some people
>CERE
>ARRY
>CERU
>REXX

>> No.1353369

>>1353275

Some anon was shilling it here yesterday if I recall correctly and when I saw it going up I bought in at .50. Not sure that was a smart move but we'll see. I did have it in my Meme Watchlist

>> No.1353379

>>1352629
Howdy /rgt/,

Is Robinhood worth getting over a different broker? I'd be looking to start investing in stocks in an individual account while keeping my Roth more in Mutual funds.

I've seen this thread a few times and wanted to get y'all's opinions on it and if truly is worth downloading and using.

Thanks anons.

>> No.1353403

>>1353379

Depends on how much you have? If you're talking 10k and more RH is not for you. RH is mostly for memes and playing around with the market.

>> No.1353422

>>1353403
I have around $1,000 to play with. After a certain amount you recommend switching over to a different broker?

>> No.1353436

>>1353422
Give me 1000$ and ill let u play with my dick

>> No.1353443

>>1352850
Why? Don't like the ability to write off trading expenses?

>> No.1353458

Noob question... i was reading that AGNC pays monthly dividends of 12% so if I buy 20k worth of shares ill collect a cool 2k each month? Doesn't sound right

>> No.1353459

>>1353443
Maybe they are referring to wash sales.

>> No.1353461

>>1353458
per year divide by 12

Also they are funding the div with debt so expect a cut.

>> No.1353480

>>1353436
not a good investment, bro

>> No.1353491

>>1353436

Do you NEED the grand? I mean if you lost it would you be devastated? If not load er up man and come meme with us on moon missions

>> No.1353494

>>1353461
can you buy dividend stock the day before monthly payout and sell immediately after getting the dividend?

>> No.1353495

Good thing I dropped TGD and AUY yesterday, I would have hated making money.

>> No.1353503

>>1353461
Ah so it would be 200 bucks a month, not enough for me to retire yet

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>>1353120
>holding stocks just to get fucked in AH and PM

>> No.1353524

memeless opinions on GEVO? will it skyrocket ever again?

>> No.1353554

>>1353524
maybe if it gets another test flight, but other than news that its dropped in price isn't going to do much.

>> No.1353581

>>1353524
Who knows, honestly though go on twitter to look for stocks that have momentum.
Works for me most of the time.

>> No.1353587

>people on /biz/ thought MGT would drop at close

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1353591

What the hells up with Harley Davidson?

>> No.1353602

>>1353587
I will own up to that one, I was confident that people would bail on it before close and not want to hold for the weekend. I was wrong haha, however I WAS right to sell at 4.06 today to get some profit on it.

>> No.1353650

>>1353514
Baka
Only ups for this AH period

>> No.1353651

>>1353591
Ramadan ended so pigs are getting slaughtered again meaning more leather meaning more leather jackets leading to more mid life crisis promotion which follows by black leather jackets becoming more popular and by extension Harley Davidson bikes.

Trust me both my dad's are mechanics.

>> No.1353653

>>1353494
No famalam

>> No.1353684

>>1353491
Kept reading more reviews for RobinHood and I think I'll join y'all. Hope it doesn't take forever to link up my credit union with RH.

>> No.1353702

>>1353684
$500 for now to start off with. Maybe add more later. Let the memeing start

>> No.1353717

>>1353702
Don't fall for moon missions. If you are gonna get into them never go all in.

Rip bro

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i hope mgt goes up to $5 next week

>> No.1353726

>>1353602
Youre wrong again famalam. See you at $5 on tuesday

well done, you memed yourself.

>> No.1353727

>>1353702
Do your own research too. Most stocks shillled here are garbage. AXN and MNKD for instance

>> No.1353758

>>1353726
I will just get in in the dip ;) all I have to wait for is McAfee to say something that makes people nervous or another false claim against him and I will buy in dirt cheap

>> No.1353764

>>1353727
Axn. Garbage
>kek

>> No.1353778

>>1353764

>company headquarters in an apartment complex
>half the website in Chinese

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>>1353764
>.5 cent swings
wow great stock m8

>> No.1353789

>>1353783
Free beers m8

>> No.1353793

How do you guys fell about BAC. It's at $13 and can easily rise to $15 in 3-6 months

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1353798

Here are my current NETE stats.
Should I pull out or hold? I'm feeling a hold for the next ER, but I'm not sure how low it'll drop til then. I couldn't trade today because I got invited somewhere, so I missed that peak.

>> No.1353801

>>1353702
ceru my nigga

>> No.1353809

>>1353798
I would get out next time it peeks

>> No.1353834

>>1353801

You know, the way it has been creeping up the past two days it might not be a bad buy right now. I am watching close for support right now.

>> No.1353844

What happened guys? I thought PTX was supposed to explode??

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I declare $SAEX to be the meme stock for next week

>> No.1354073

>>1353844
2-3 weeks ago

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Who $MSTX here?

>tfw took out a loan of $10,000 to dump into this

I'm going to make so much gainz when that drug gets approved

>> No.1354128

>>1354016
how much do you guys usually put into cheap stocks like this, if you put anything in them at all?

>> No.1354145

>>1354128

Depends on how much I have available and how strong I feel the price will go up. With my funds I might put 150 into a stock like that which is about 20% of my total funds.

>> No.1354154

>>1354145
gotcha. i was thinking at most 20% as well. thanks friend.

>> No.1354167

>>1354078
fuck outta here gears

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>>1354128
thousands

>> No.1354219

>>1354078
VEPOLOXOMER PLS SAVE ME

>I'm about to make a small fortune off of the ultimate gibsmedat disease

>> No.1354224

So what do you guys think is gonna happen to the rest of the world Monday, and us on Tuesday? I'm betting it'll be the return of brexit. Buy time round 2 or no?

>> No.1354247

>>1354224
What the fug are you talking about? Why is anyone going to freak out?

>> No.1354257

>>1354247
I think the market bounced back too high too fast, gonna be a correction. plus US markets aren't active Monday, we're a pretty stable market right now for the rest of the world.

Just my thoughts though.

>> No.1354268

>>1354257
I was actually wondering if there would be any reaction to the "do over" issued in Austria for the presidential election.

Gives another shot at an anti-EU dude (or at the very least pro reform) getting into office.

DB has already gone down after hours, dunno if that's unrelated though.

>> No.1354270

>>1354224

Basically this: >>1354247

The markets have rallied to stabilize. Brexit didn't cause the tidal wave some thought. Avoid ETFs unless you're a math genius (I'm not). Barring a space invasion or dragons devouring cities, volatility will be low

>> No.1354284

>>1354270
Short term, maybe, I think we're going to have long term volatility because of what I view as the eventual dissolution of the EU. It may be a slow burn, however, I think that slow burn (if that's what it is) may sustain higher gold prices and will lend itself to further soaring mining companies. I wonder where ABX could land by the time this all shakes out? I also wonder if there's any smaller gold joints that are worth getting into at this time

>> No.1354293
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1354293

Poor fag messing with robinhood
Started with 20

So i forget why but i invested in 4 stocks of snss probably because cheap and had some extra change.

What will it peak at tomorrow/how to find out
Should i sell as soon as i profit or should i stay with it?

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1354323

>>1352868

>not having 2 accounts with different brokerages so you can make 6 day trades a week.

>> No.1354327

>>1354224
S&P500 will go down on Monday just for the day or a couple days.

Wouldn't hurt to daytrade an inverse S&P ETF

It's already back to normal, and will probably encounter a drawback or whatever they're called.

>> No.1354395
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1354395

$SRPT guys, Get in before its too late

>> No.1354410
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1354410

Tfw u realize when you sell high for mad gainz that some is buying high and taking losses
>suddenly feel bad for making 6k in MGT

Fuck feelings why can't I be a soulless cash making moneyman

>> No.1354432

Can I drop $10 in this and meme around with you guys and maybe have $11 in a few weeks? I don't know anything about investing but I'm willing to lose a tenner if I have fun along the way

>> No.1354476

>>1354432
Yes you can have 11 or 12 in a week

>> No.1354480
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>>1354410
I'm the guy that's buying high.

Pic related: $4.52, where I bought

>> No.1354628

>>1354410
you presume that you have a soul, when in fact it is uncertain. get rid of illussions, stay with the hard fact that money makes life easier, go get some, dont be too greedy, help others with your money and you should lose the guilt sensation, maybe the guy who lost money wanted to buy in weapons and do shooting in your local area, you never fucking know

>> No.1354865
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1354865

Can I use RobinHood outside the Americas? Do you have any other suggestions for good European trading platforms/online brokers?

>> No.1354869

>>1354865
No.
I personally use Flatex, it's about ~5€ a trade.

>> No.1354874

>>1354869
Thanks! Do you also happen to know why there is no RobinHood-like firm in Europe? Impossible by law or did nobody had the balls to build a corp. here?

>> No.1354888

>>1354874
Robinhood has a special concept (it's in the OP) that's why you don't have to pay fees. Comes with a few disadvantages, i would always use a normal broker, especially if you don't want to buy stupid biotech firms you don't know anything about.
/rhg/ is basically a gamble.

>> No.1355009

>>1354293
you should just put a bunch a pennystocks on your watch list then go all in on one that looks good

>> No.1355230

Anyone who held on to AMD just got btfo

Their new card draws too much power than stated so they are going to have to release a patch to cap the current at 150 like they said it should which means they will have to lower the performance of the card itself.

This shit is going back to 2-3 dollars. Wonder if it's worth buying this dip.

Sell, short, then kys if you are amd.

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1355243

>>1355230

>> No.1355253

>>1352976
i don't even know what this means... i should probably be concerned.

oh well! back to buying and selling memes!

>> No.1355266

>>1355230
I'm a shitty phone poster so I had to come back to post article from /v/

https://www.techpowerup.com/223833/official-statement-from-amd-on-the-pci-express-overcurrent-issue

Greedy fags btfo

>> No.1355370

>>1355230

In all honesty, that's not going to have a huge impact on the sales and stock price since they are fixing the issue and it's not a hardware problem.. I can see a slight decline in performance but nothing that would turn people away from the card when this difference is negligible (less than 5%).

>> No.1355449

>>1353798
get the fuck out of NETE until late july

like this guy said
>>1353809
get out at next peak

>> No.1355470

>>1355370
>Over drawing current
>Not a hardware issue
You're dumb

>> No.1355552

>>1352719
I've been watching it for a few months now, never dared to buy it though

I think I might in the next weeks

>> No.1355657

Is robinhood down for anyone right now? It keeps crashing immediately after I enter my pin number.

>> No.1355670

>>1355657
not me

>> No.1355677

>>1353164
Might have to wait a couple days. It wouldn't let me buy stocks right away after I sold some ETFs due to their high-volatility

>> No.1355732

>>1355670
Wtf man. Mine will just not work

>> No.1355738

>>1355670
So it turns out there was an update for it. Works now

>> No.1356038

>>1354410
no one has to lose money, anon. The stock could keep going up and be worth even more if the company succeeds. When MGT hits $10 later this year you will wish you held longer.

>> No.1356090

Anyone thinking of SLV for next week?

>> No.1356182

>>1356090
>SLV
I'm going to. These silver prices will cause a jump

>> No.1356193

WHAT ARE WE MEMEING G U Y S

>> No.1356213

What are some longs I can cop and sit on without thought

>> No.1356264

>>1356213
Shell? Apple?

>> No.1356275

>>1356193
Tplm is set to rebound

>> No.1356301

>>1356275
what? 4 cents

Can we have the next big meme stock that will actually give us profits please

>> No.1356307

>>1356213
XRA. Gold prices will continue to climb.

>> No.1356338

>>1355470

No one uses current limiter circuits these days without I/O and PLCs. This is definitely within their means to fix with software although I doubt a driver update would solve it. The RX 480 would need a new video card BIOS at the very least.

>> No.1356353

>>1356275
Looks like they're getting set up to rebound OK from their recent bankruptcy. Not happy with a bankruptcy though.Should be OK to ride for a little bit though...

>> No.1356407

>>1356338
Read more about it

The card is drawing to much power from the motherboard and it can fry it...

>> No.1356411

>>1356264
Me again
>>1356213
What about JP Morgan? They have a decent divi and they are getting ready to have some good cash flow from oil producers.

>> No.1356435

>>1356411
JP Morgan/Chase is always on the forefront of any banking innovation. They're not too bad

>> No.1356514

>>1356213

Honestly? Try Netflix, Microsoft and Verisign for long term tech holds. I'm not sure about Twitter (full disclosure: I have a few shares) but I have no idea how it isn't pricier and hasn't been bought out yet

I have never believed in Tesla

>> No.1356952

What do you guys think of shake shack? Is it gonna be the next mcdonalds? They keep opening up new stores.

>> No.1356953

I would highly recommend MNKD, it is a company with incredible potential

>> No.1356955

TGD MOON

>> No.1356971

>>1356213
amazon their shit usually peek around before black Friday and Christmas eve

>> No.1356976

Anyone have an opinion on TLOG? Thinking about loading up on 29¢ shares.

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1357069

>>1356953

>> No.1357079

>>1356952
Generally in the past people would go public with an ipo to take their company nationally. Now it just gets the founder's and brokers rich.

Even if you disagree with that then how many stores did they open since the ipo? Two?

>> No.1357174

>>1356976
DUMP they just came out with a condemning announcement concerning intermarket trading fraud. They won't recover for months.

>> No.1357703

Give me meme stocks to look into over the 4th.

I'm over this holiday celebration and just want to get meme dollars.

>> No.1357709

>>1357703
Mast

Phase 3 trials are complete and results will be released sometime in july

Cold die or shoot up to 2 pps and beyond

>> No.1357710

>>1356952
>next mcdonalds
have you ever been to a shake shack?

shit's expensive yo, although it is better

>> No.1357854

>>1354888
Robin Hood is really simple, you can't use leverage you can't buy puts the only thing is stocks and it forces you to learn the basics of trading to do well imo

>> No.1357859

>>1354888
You can buy literally any stock on robinhood. Not the app's fault that you restrict yourself to pennies.

>> No.1357865

>>1357859
You can't buy otc. That's the big bucks.

>> No.1357927

Entry point for mgt Tuesday? Will there be a pullback to 3.8x or is it just going up

>> No.1357966

>>1357927
Depends on how it does in PM, if it rises high then expect a massive sell off on open and buy the dip

>> No.1357977

>>1357966
will keep an eye out. that's what i figured as well.

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>>1353314
>>1353242
Lads these are all great.

However how to you find a meme stock BEFORE it's up 10%?

>> No.1358194

>>1357709
I'm a scientist I could interpret some results. Do you have some?

>> No.1358335

>>1358183
mostly luck.

>> No.1358388

>>1353809
Sounds like a plan

>>1358194
Not anon, but v interested.
https://clinicaltrials.gov/show/NCT01737814
They haven't posted results yet, so we should wait

>> No.1358434

>>1358388
when do the results come out?

apparently the first phase 3 study didn't have enough power to reach statistical significance. But the initial results are weighing towards efficacy of the drug.

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1160308/000156459015005237/mstx-ex992_201506256.htm

>> No.1358445

Hey guys, MNKD is going to go through the roof when markets open. Buy at open or you are gonna miss out on something huge!

>> No.1358457

>>1358434
Tbh I have no clue senpai, can't find a page where it says when.

>> No.1358463

>>1358457
It's cheap why not. Buy it's low

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>>1358457
fucking amateurs though first thing you want to do before any large, expensive study is to do a power analysis and determine how many samples you need to reach statistical significance.

>> No.1358475

>>1358466
Smh desu
It's ok maybe it's a work in progress. But honestly mnkd is looking like it's gonna be a winner because inhaled insulin.

>> No.1358481

>>1358463
Oh yeah true, it might rise before they release results, so might be safe to buy now.

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>>1358475
<checks the MACD>
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

looks like they had some shady dealings before and Skreli fucked with them too. So long-term IDK. I haven't checked out their results though.

>> No.1358519
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>>1358507
I'm selling all my shitstock and putting it in mnkd desu. It'll be great.
Idk maximum number of trades though.

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1358533

>>1358519
check it out...

Thanks for the tip. I am definitely watching this one at open.

>> No.1358668
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1358668

Don't buy MKND you ding-a-lings jeez, the company is a shit show

Also friendly reminder that tomorrow is a day of Absolute Freedom

>> No.1358697

Calendar updated for this week. All converging in Tuesday with the lack of exact dates.

>> No.1358738

>>1357174
Source?

>> No.1358931

>>1358697

>that portfolio

... what do you know. Come on, spill it

>> No.1359013

>>1358931
Where can I view his portfolio?
I need some legit tips that aren't MNKD or CERU

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1359032

Alright so 1,000 on gale, mstx, and saex
I'm going to the moon boys
I'm gonna make it

>> No.1359033

>>1359013

Check "Week Planner" if you go to the Google Calendar link in the OP >>1352629

>> No.1359037

>>1359013
>>1358931

Every Sunday I put up my held stocks for full transparency. They are listed under the meme stocks. I only have SKLN to ride it's spiky waves. Been doing the same to HEB.

>> No.1359052

Any thoughts on costco?

>> No.1359093

just bought $10,000 worth of $MSTX

>> No.1359098

why?

>> No.1359118

>>1359093
>MSTX
Why? You playing penny stock madness or are you long gaming it thinking they will eventually get a drug through clinicals?

>> No.1359146

>>1359037
What are your plans with these meme stocks? Are MGT and CERU really worth getting into now?
I sold off my ARRY for a 5% profit last week. Thought 5% was p good, so I took it

>> No.1359150

>>1359118

Judging from the charts, it keeps going up and down a penny or two, the patterns look predictable, at 10 000$ if it goes up a penny, he stands to gain around 250$ ish, he can sell at .42, buy back at .41, lather rince and repeat.

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>>1359150
Scalping penny stocks weirds me out, it's really easy to do and when you have so much capital it makes some nice simple gainz.
Just why doesn't everyone else do it?

>> No.1359242

>>1359232

Mega risky. They can decrease in value even further and be delisted, go bankrupt, etc etc

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1359247

Rand question from a guy who knows jack about trading

I was thinking, what if you brought $5 (amount is irrelevant) worth of stocks from every company that profited from the previous day, wouldn't you just about always make money off of this? Over half of the companies would have to go negative the next day for you to even lose money so what are the chances of that?

>> No.1359263

Because 1% of 5 dollars is only 5 cents.
Yes you may make money, but it's only 5 cents. Plus there's a real possibility that you do lose your $5 even if it's partial

>> No.1359352

>>1359146
Not really feeling the memes this week desu. I kinda feel like everything is overvalued. I might sell off and get into MSTX and ARLZ. But I wouldn't recommend following me. My luck has to end at some point.

>> No.1359393

>>1359352
why arlz, i know mstx and veploxomer or whatever it's called, but, i know shitall about arlz

>> No.1359447

thoughts on ALDX?

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1359467

>tfw markets for the 4th of July

>> No.1359511

>>1359467
Bet on retailers, credit card companies, and auto makers. It's Christmas in July for their bonuses

>> No.1359564

>>1359511
They on rh?

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>>1352629
What do you guys think about the control response letter than tanked (LPCN) Lipocine? (Down from 6.87 to 2.86 on the 28th)

http://www.insidermonkey.com/blog/deconstructing-the-lipocine-inc-lpcn-complete-response-letter-462647/

>Lipocine Inc (NASDAQ:LPCN) just picked up a complete response letter (CRL) from the FDA, concerning its oral testosterone candidate, LPCN 1021. The company’s stock lost over 50% yesterday

>A CRL is never a good thing for a biotech company, especially one in the position of Lipocine, whereby pretty much its entire open market valuation relies upon the drug in question. They can often elicit an over zealous market response, however.

>Well, the CRL stated that the issues lie in what’s called titration.

>So what does this mean in layman terms? Well, the phase III data on which the NDA is based kicked off at a 225mg dose, and titrated up to 300mg or down to 150mg based on a measurement of what’s called serum T at weeks 3 and 7. We don’t have the titration levels that the company included in the NDA as the levels recommended for real world administration, but can conclude that they differ from the 225/300/150 used in the trial. This is massively important, as it essentially renders the NDA unusable. Why? Because the drug could have a completely different effect on patients at the proposed titrations than it did in the trial, and the FDA has no data to go on that suggests what this effect might be.

Is it the end of the company? Will there be a rebound? I was thinking of tossing a spare $150 in on Tues.and seeing what happens. Thoughts?

>> No.1359654

>>1359640
>control response letter
meant complete response letter, little tired atm.

>> No.1359673 [DELETED] 

Is mnkd a meme stock?

>> No.1359682

What should I invest in if I expect the British economy to recover? Didn't their dollar crash to near nothing?

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>>1359682
>LYG

4.34 before the crash, down to 2.78. It is at 2.97 right now. There is another 32% to go up before it is back. I know nothing about banking groups or the Eurozone, just a UK one on my watchlist desu senpai.

>> No.1359922

>>1353190
it's opioids nigga

>> No.1359964

>>1359150
exactly.

>> No.1360079

>>1359093

Do you have to invest thousands to do anything worthwhile? I just got on Robinhood with 250 dollars of buying power at the moment

>> No.1360203

>>1360079
If you want to make fast gainz, then yeh

>> No.1360214

Hey /biz/, noob here.

I am looking to get started with stock trading, would Robin hood be a good option?

They don't have per-trade commissions, right? I guess that is a good thing for me since I only want to put in a couple hundred bucks to play around with.

When I was younger, I used to trade on those "paper money" online trading sites, and did reasonably well. Could you guys recommend me any books or online resources to get started with stock trading (NOT long-term investing)?

Finally, what kinds of personal information do I need to create a Robin hood account? Which banks do they accept deposits from? I haven't found anything on their site about this?

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1360367

>>1360203

> tfw only getting smaller gainz

>> No.1360393

>>1360214
chase
bank of america
wells fargo
pnc
usaa
Us bank
citibank
td bank
navy fed
Charles swab
suntrust
svb

no fees

>> No.1360459

>>1353277
Doesn't diluting stock decrease the price of each stock and as a result take a portion of my capital and give it to someone else?

>> No.1360470

Super pumped for tomorrow! MNKD is going to go through the roof! You will have a chance to by first thing, but by noon it is going to be ridiculously high, so get first thing and strap in.

>> No.1360485

>>1360470
Why?

>> No.1360505

>>1360470
I am convinced you are literally the only person on /biz/ to invest on that shitty stock.

You probably lost big on it and you want to shill it or watch other anons lose money so you dont feel like the only retard that bought into it.

>> No.1360507

>>1360459

Oy vey, goy! Are you saying dividing wealth doesn't also multiply it? All those new buyers will surely drive the price up!

>> No.1360602

>>1359687
I bought LYG

>HOLD ME LADS

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>>1360485
>1360485
check out the MACD on this baby. It's going to the moon in a few months.

>> No.1360611

>>1360470
>>1360485
Seriously, can we get SOME kind of reason that the stock is going up? A fucking screen cap of a tweet? Anything other than the word of some failed tripfag and bagholders from March.

>> No.1360613

>>1360507
True but if they are wrong about the amount of money coming from those new buyers and my stock doesn't go back to the value it was at before they diluted the stock I lost money. In fact if they just started off with a lot of stocks they would never have to dilute it and risk my money in the first place.

>> No.1360618

>>1360611
>>1360613
see this
>>1360610

https://twitter.com/search?q=%24MNKD&src=tyah

>> No.1360619

>>1360610
>as you can clearly see there is a cup and dildo formation on the weekly

No. Where is the real world catalyst?

>> No.1360620

>>1360611
This. If you are just dumping big money in dollar stocks for no reason you will just lose money.

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>>1360619
I wasn't making any claim on the shape of the graph or some other TA bullshit

>implying traders don't factor MACD in making decisions
>implying twitter-talk is not bullish on MNKD
>implying you can't make a short term gain with the animal forces of the market and indicators like MACD don't represent supply and demand

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1360642

>RH noobs missing this pump and dump
>RH noobs doesn't know what it feels like to have 5 figures invested in penny stocks and that's still only 10% of your net worth

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>>1360642
>He he, I'm so rich. I just post in /rhg/ for fun. Ha, fucking roaches
>Look at this other stock that I TOTALLY traded. No proof, just trust me I'm capable and rich
>10% lol
>Trust me MNKD is gonna defy logic for no reason
>P-please hold my bags

You show all of the signs of a hype pumping Schiller. Atleast show us your MNKD position. CERU whale should've tought you that.

>> No.1360826

http://www.aomarkets.com/mannkind-mnkd-corporation-havent-missed-opportunity-yet/

can you idiots not type in the ticker and switch to google news?

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1360878

So when you guys finish your three day trades for the week, what stocks do you let your money sit on temporarily?

>> No.1360902

>>1360878
i only swing trade 3x etfs, holding them for 1-4 days, excluding some bio/pharm yolos like ceru and mnkd

also whats rhg's thoughts on vmri http://www.insiderfinancial.com/lift-off-on-valmie-resources-inc-otcbbvmri/115901/

>> No.1360931

>>1360902
You sitting on CERU/MNKD hoping they get a good drug or something?

>> No.1360956

>>1360931

They are both garbage, do not pay attention to mnkd and ceru shills

>> No.1361404

Plan for tomorrow:

LBTYA

HZNP

UAL

thoughts?

I also expect the market to open very low because I expect a small drop in the S&P

>> No.1361484

>>1360642
Pics of it didn't happen.

I am leaning towards >>1360642
you sound like a low grade pump and dump hypefag desu.

>> No.1361738

Looking to get into $IMMU today, looking like it will hit 2.50 soon.

>> No.1361763

>>1361404
Gonna keep an eye on SAEX if it holds around .20-.22 then I expect it to break to .27 or higher, than gonna buy the dip on GALE
Gonna be a good day fellas :)

>> No.1361797

I am pumped as he'll about MNKD. You guys that want to make money should by at open, because around noon it is going to blast off!. Can't wait to double down on my shares when market opens

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>>1361797
>around noon it is going to blast off!

At least change up your wording from day to day, or photoshop a tweet or something.

0/10 apply yourself

>>1361763
GALE gave up their trial out of futility. I don't understand how they are still green past what I thought would be a dead cat bounce.

>>1361738
Gonna toss $75 into IMMU today and see what happens. Either it does terrible and I wasted $75 or it does well and I am a jackass for not putting in more, can't lose!

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1361865

> still no $MGT proxy

>> No.1361877

GALE MY NIGGAH

>> No.1361888

SKLN people buy it !

Give it a few weeks and you will be well rewarded. its like GEVO, bound to happen good things with.

>> No.1361892

DRAM already 15% after hours. How hi can it go?

>> No.1361896

$INSY at $12.44 taking me TO DA MOOOOOOOOONN!!!!

>> No.1361898

>>1361888
Lol no

>> No.1361903

Is anything itt ever not a pump and dump?

>> No.1361904

>>1361888
SKLN is going fucking nowhere and if their stock doesn't get over a $1 a share by October, they will be delisted.

>> No.1361908

>>1361904
I have....Well a lot of SKLN...average price of .17 any chance of breaking even or. Making any profit?

>> No.1361909

And then we get a 180 days delay if neccesery

Gevo had the same thing, the needed to be over 1 dollar for a week in july, didn't happen and they got more time.

I bought Gevo at .32. sold at 1.28. im gonna do the same with SKLN, their product is good so it will happen eventually

>> No.1361910

>>1361908
Hey...did your read any of his words?

>> No.1361911

>>1361908
I dunno man, I got out of SKLN over 2 months ago when their supposed contracts never materialized.

>> No.1361912

i have 11490 Sitting on average at .195
I have faith in this spiking to .30

>> No.1361913

>>1360956
Mnkd 2.0 is gonna be successful cuck.

>> No.1361915

This is why I trade 3x etfs. There's still volatility but you don't have to fuck around on the computer looking for penny stocks that are dumb volatile

>> No.1361921

Flight to safety is picking up steam tvix might be in play today.

>> No.1361931

>>1361915
>not wanting to make big boy bucks
>not wanting to have fun

u srs

>> No.1361940

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>> No.1362316

>>1361809
>>around noon it is going to blast off!
Technical indicators are mixed for MNKD

The MACD is flat and the RSI is decreasing.

Looks more like a SELL to me...

But I bought some because lets PUMP AND DUMP THIS SLAG