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irasshaimase cheapies! edition

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previously:
>>13556726

>> No.13561235

> Pompeo warns European banks, investors, and businesses against involvement with non-dollar payment system for trade with Iran.
https://twitter.com/AlArabiya_Eng/status/1126128515731152896

well that's too bad since UK, France and Germany did create one

At the beginning of the year, the UK, France and Germany announced the opening of a new channel for non-dollar trade that would allow EU entities of doing business with Iran, bypassing the U.S. sanctions

https://www.ecfr.eu/article/commentary_trading_with_iran_special_purpose_vehicle_how_it_can_work

https://www.forbes.com/sites/annalisagirardi/2019/04/09/instex-a-new-channel-to-bypass-u-s-sanctions-and-trade-with-iran/

> UK Permanent Under-Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs,
> Head of the economic department at the German Foreign Office,
> Secretary-general of the French Ministry of Europe and Foreign Affairs.
In case of sanctions against SPV, U.S. would designate these people.

>> No.13561248

Third for Trade Deal is a lie and Trump is lying.

>> No.13561250

>>13561212
Where my AMD fags at? It's up 2.75% rn.

>> No.13561257

>>13561250
Just bought in at 26.90 got lucky watching it pick up now and gonna hodl

>> No.13561261

>>13561248
HAHA, you're second, trade deal confirmed. Thank President Trump.

>> No.13561285

>>13561250
Dumped my AMD stock at $27 last week. Bought it at $18 a few months ago and got tired of the stagnation. Nice return though.

>> No.13561291
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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Reminder that Trump has been whining about China since the 80s and this is just the beginning of his Final Solution for the Chinks.

>> No.13561312

>>13561285
Niceu. That is a solid return. Bought the dip yesterday after selling my LCI shares at 8.50.

>> No.13561338

how is Lyft not in the shitter right now

>> No.13561339

>>13561250
I bought a $27.5 call yesterday literally at exactly the bottom, so I'm feeling pretty good

>> No.13561342

I missed the plug call how was it?

>> No.13561364

>>13561291
Divbro, you are my fren too.

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visit Balls Ford road for the Bowl America Bull Run

>> No.13561423

THANK YOU FOR THE GAINS, SPIDERBRO

...I gave them all back today except for $150 or so. I knew I was being greedy, and I got fucked out of yesterday’s sick gains. So I cashed out while I was still up.

Badass company, I’d love to get back in lower, just throw in some IRA cash and let it ride.

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Apparently he barely did anything wrong.

>> No.13561453

Oof, really want to buy the dip in MCD before bulltards get fucked and it reverses... it’s my only foodchad holding.

>>13561404
Steel bowl run, go America!

>> No.13561461

>>13561307
> tfw his 2016 campaign was the first step in an elaborate revenge plan
> tfw the final step is nukes

>> No.13561469

>>13561461
Did the Chinese win all the money from the Taj with their based arithmetic skills?

>> No.13561473

AMG looks tempting to buy.

>> No.13561480

>>13561461
>nukes China
>American debt wiped
>winning
Hes a mad genius

>> No.13561486

>>13561453
I'm about to go get some MCD for breakfast

>> No.13561491

> U.S. GOT INDICATION CHINA WANTS TO MAKE A DEAL, SANDERS SAYS

Trade deal by Friday.

>> No.13561495

Have SPY puts. How fucked am I now?

>> No.13561502

>>13561486
Fat5guy

>> No.13561506

>>13561495
Sell and buy again on Friday lol

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>bears

>> No.13561527

>>13561506
I'm down $55 fuck.

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Here you go LCI bro, a bets a bet.

>> No.13561548

We tryin to cop DIS?

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>>13561444

>In 2007, Lehman Brothers sued Elea in New York state court for failing to cover a 'put option transaction' in which Shkreli bet the wrong way on a broad market decline. When stocks rose, Shkreli didn't have the funds to make the bank whole. In October 2007, Lehman Brothers won a $2.3 million default judgment against Shkreli and Elea, but Lehman collapsed before it could collect on the ruling.

Basically if it weren't for Lehman going down during the financial crisis, we would have never heard from Shkreli again. He is a 'literally who' that lucked out and spent the next decade trying to flex on people by becoming an e-celeb.

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>>13561502
I like their breakfast burritos and their sausage mcmuffin.. if only they would make a fucking combo with 1 breakfast burrito and 1 sausage mcmuffin!!

>>13561540
I never made no bet with you...

>> No.13561568

>>13561270
>>13560568
>>13560550

Woah. I wonder how much he lost in the divorce if he’s this spiteful.

Going bareback with a tranny prostitute? There’s something spring with this one!

Vix getting smashed, shoo shoo bulls!

>> No.13561570

Man the road to 25k looks so long and arduos.

I see people that start their portfolio at my age with 20k and I have to start with a mere 500 bucks I had saved.

Wish I was a rich kid desu

>> No.13561572

>>13561560
Yeah I said if Biden got in the race I'd throw $1000 at the next meme posted, and you posted LCI so I'm paying my dues. Now LCI is going to get bogged cause I bought it.

>> No.13561581

>>13561560
Post your weight gains bro. We all know you have been stress eating for a while now.

>> No.13561582

>>13561212
Volatility up 35%
Markets ~3% off all time highs

>cheapies edition

Are you dense?

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>>13561560
Should I be buying LCI this low?

>> No.13561589

AMD up 3.5% bros. Are we gonna make it?

>> No.13561596

>>13561550
Conversely, if the bankers had not been rescued we wouldn't have heard of President Trump most likely.

>> No.13561600

>>13561585
Normally I'd say yes. Right now, fuck no. They're getting sued by several state AGs plus DOJ is on them. Their shit is fucked

>> No.13561601

>>13561570
Well how old are you?

>> No.13561609

>>13561585
>Should I be buying LCI this low?
I would say yes.. I think it's a great buy.. they blew out earnings.. raised guidance.. then this stupid lawsuit drags it down.. these lawsuits are common as fuck and everyone will forget that its even happening in 2 years while they drag it out...

>>13561581
I weigh the same since forever.. always bounce between 160-175

>>13561572
well let me know when you sell so we can go back up

>> No.13561612

>>13561601
20

>> No.13561629

>>13561568
I know there are a lot of newfags in this thread but for those of us who remember he definitely got banned one time for trying to start an /smg/ thread with a gay porno pic. LCIguy keeps denying it saying that it was a pic of his "calves" but he didn't fool anyone back then including the mod. To this day it's unclear if he is bi or just in the closet but he also bragged about doing cocaine while getting his ass hole stuffed by Mexican trannies like Satan's pinata so you decide what you want about this wretched character.

>> No.13561630

>>13561550
>if this one thing happened differently he would have been different
And if Lehman went down just a little earlier, he would have been even wealthier from his puts. You sound like one of those people that says "heh..that ultra rich guy sucks with money and is only rich because of [insert cope here]. If i wasn't poor i'd be so much richer than him...i would've gone all in on AMD at $1.80 and sold at $37 if i had that money...the only reason i'm poor is because I don't have money"
>he's only rich because stupid stuff happened
>i'm only poor because of stupid stuff happening

>> No.13561633

>>13561570
>20k
>rich kid

>> No.13561634

>>13561612
Nah then I think you’re fine as long as you're not stupid with your money and trades. Just gotta build it up slowly over time and by the time you’re 25 you’ll have enough to get a cool motorcycle at least that’s my plan lmao -21 y/o

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>>13561570
here's my advice. make sacrifices when you're young. drink cheap alcohol, cook most of your meals, penny pinch on most things, don't buy overpriced clothing or shoes (go to places like H&M and old navy); don't pay for TV cable packages, just have netflix and internet; don't live on your own - have roommates to keep housing costs down; don't lease or buy a new car, find an afforable car that does the job and save for a down payment that makes the monthly payments affordable or non-existent; pay off any credit card debt or high interest debt before any investing.

finally, start early. i cannot stress this enough. the earlier you start the more time you'll have for compounding interest, which will do most of the heavy lifting after a few years.

we can all make it. it takes time, you will not get rich, but you will be able to afford to save

>> No.13561643

What are the chances of DIS mooning tomorrow?

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>>13561596

>> No.13561657

>>13561639
These poor kids are gonna save throughout their 20s, then fall for some girl who will spend through their money and get fat before they’re 35

Live a little
Lose it all gambling options
If you spend your 20s suffering saving for the future, it’s just gonna make it that much worse when you get divorced at 34

>> No.13561676

>>13561657
I approve of losing all of your money with options.

>> No.13561680

>>13561657
>>13561639
I agree with both
I probably shouldn’t have but I bought a fast car (used) that I wanted and it’s cost me a lot of money in the long run but I’m glad I got it. I think there’s a balance of having fun and being responsible

>> No.13561681

>>13561657
Or, you know, dont get married. Put your 1m dividend stocks into trust. Pull 60k per year not doing Jack shit.

And that's the slow way

>> No.13561688

I hope you guys buy TAP at 58
going to 60 again like Cutting through butter

>> No.13561691

>>13561657
this kids never learn... gotta live your life.

I was once working on this old mans house.. he was like 80 and would go rock climbing and hiking.. him and his neighbors built ziplines that circle around all their houses so they can get back and fourth.. he did all sorts of shit all the time.. and he told me.. you know.. I don't know if i'm going to get into heaven.. I'm in heaven right now.. I'm not going to wait to live.. i'm going to live how I want to right now.

That has always stuck with me.

>> No.13561692

>>13561657
36 years old here

never married
no kids
gf of 2 years and she knows I don't want to get married, she'll probably break up with me soon

1/3 of my way to my retirement goal which I can hit in 20 years if I don't add another dime to my investments (i'd like to retire sooner though), no debt outside my mortgage (which I have 70K in equity)

You just need to know what you want out of life.

Also, I was only talking for a few years. Once you get into mid 20s, you can live a little, just don't try and keep up with the joneses.

>> No.13561693

>>13561639
Well I messed up already, I maxed out 2 credit cards (one mine and one my parents) going on a trip to Japan last year.

Starting to pay them now after wasting money on shit. S

Also, parents told me I can live with them as long as I pay the phone bill and pay 100 monthly for the rent they really don't care (170 monthly).

I get paid around 300-400 byweekly so around 700 dollars monthly, minus 170 to live in the house, minus 30 for gas, its 500. I have 2.5k in debt with my cards, so it will take me 5 months of not wasting a single penny to pay up.

I think its time for me to find a second job.

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>>13561630
>He doesn't know about Shkreli's other bad bets

>On February 1, 2011, in a naked short sale on an account it held with Merrill Lynch, MSMB Capital sold short 32 million shares of Orexigen Therapeutics stock at about $2.50 per share the day after its price plunged from $9.09, when the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) declined to approve the drug Contrave. The stock price rebounded; MSMB could not cover the position, although it had told Merrill Lynch that it could. Merrill Lynch lost $7 million on the trade and MSMB Capital was virtually wiped out.

Dude was just a bad gambler, then moved on to securities fraud to 'make it'.

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>>13561639
All great advice. Forgot to mention IRA’s and index funds, but maybe it’s too much at once and some shills will disagree to push him down the wrong path.

>>13561629
Some truth always sleeps through. Even if they’re just trying to bait or lark, if they keep posting you’ll get a peek at the ugly truth.

It’s why cops just want to keep them talking, even if it’s meaningless chit chat.

>> No.13561711

>>13561694
How do I convince people to give me millions of dollars to gamble with

>> No.13561716

>being a tripfag
>replying to tripfags

>> No.13561718

>>13561691
Shit like this makes me regret going to college right out of school. I now have to work two jobs and I'll probably lose my new one in a year because my company got acquired. By the time I finish paying off my student debt, my wild years will be over.

At least I have options trading to make me feel alive

>> No.13561719

>>13561702
This verifiably true. You can check comfys videos where he covered it. We were all shocked back then by Big5Fags behavior.

>> No.13561721

>>13561711
Form a tech start up

>> No.13561722

>>13561702
>sleeps through
Should read “slips through”

Fuck. I’m sleepy. And sad I’ve been giving back so many gains. I hope we get a trade war and I can get back into Tim at <200

>> No.13561725

>>13561491
Gullible

>> No.13561733

>>13561711
By becoming a very good (con)fidence man.
See:
>Donald Trump
>Bernie Madoff
>Martin Skreli

>> No.13561759

>>13561718
You did good as long as you graduated. Better if you didn’t get a meme degree, but even a meme degree helps you get better jobs out the gate.
You and:
>>13561693
Would be better off looking for a better job, planning your next step and trying to get in the door, before you take a second job or give up.

>>13561719
Comfy has videos?
I seriously hate how some people actively try to spread ill will and make communities more destructive.

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>>13561491
Sanders? Senile hippy commie man has secret info on the negotiations?

>> No.13561780

>>13561759
Hey Comfy isn't spreading hate and telling people to long pump and dumps. Comfy has his own problems like meeting up with prostitutes in abandoned houses and smacking them around with a stick while they give him a bj. I don't know what you are thinking but the /smg/ community is pretty wholesome for the most part except for LCIguy.

>> No.13561783

>>13561759
I still don't have a degree so all I can apply for is shitty retail and other shit min. wage jobs.

>> No.13561784

>>13561570
>Man the road to 25k looks so long and arduos.
The man is keeping you down. Not even joking.

>> No.13561786

>>13561761
No no the fat drawling one, the one who has no problem lying for the predident.

Seriously though, IMAGINE

>> No.13561801

>>13561780
Whoops! I didn’t realize how that would read, those are two seperate thoughts.

I was referencing LCIguy/big5guy as the one who spreads ill will and makes the community worse.

>> No.13561811

Maybe I should start trading coins instead until I'm able to daytrade stocks without getting cucked?

I mean even if they don't increase that much percentage wise, I can keep buying and selling in robinhood.

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>>13561801
>I was referencing LCIguy/big5guy as the one who spreads ill will and makes the community worse.
yeah.. thanks for your help

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If you go to a casino with 100k and your task was to double it. What would you do?
Slowly lose it all in drip-fashion playing poker?\
Wearing yourself out by playing blackjack and keeping a running card count in your head at all times? Eventually get sloppy, tired and lose money miscalculating moves? Get an unlucky hand in which dealer scores blackjack 3 times in one single deck? Then proceed to play catch-up for the rest of your life?

The way I would do it is simply put all 100k in roulette ALL ON RED... 50% chance I walk with double my cash and not have to worry about the task ever again.
Now options are not a literal casino with 50:50 odds... the odds are in fact, in your favour. You have a slight edge... if you know what you are doing.

So my advice is one simple but weird trick: FEEL THE MARKET, MAKE INTELLIGENT BETS, AND most importantly: YOUR BETS MUST BE LARGE.

>> No.13561823

>>13561786
Oh, haha. I forgot all about her. Do I have to imagine that? I don't wanna.

>> No.13561834

>>13561816
I'm too much of a brainlet to understand options...

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>>13561780
the jew crew will strike again

>>13561816
Just go on Craps and play the doubler + no pass and hedge with 7

>> No.13561840

>>13561816
I made bet on LCI because I lost another bet. This is how you gamble.

>> No.13561847

>>13561811
You could also try working a different version of your strategy where you hold over night. You could still do 500% turnover per week before even getting into margin. It still sucks you can't daytrade properly, but maybe you can work some angle there.

>> No.13561848

should i just take the +50% on these LYFT puts or should i wait

>> No.13561853

>>13561838
>ust go on Craps and play the doubler + no pass and hedge with 7
fuck that just play the field

>> No.13561854

>>13561853
The field is literally for niggers.

>> No.13561858

>>13561816
>If you go to a casino with 100k and your task was to double it. What would you do?
walk outtttttttt

>> No.13561865

>>13561816
Chances are you will lose it all before you doubled it. I would wait for red to come up 8 times in a row and then put 50k on black and keep doing that every time red had an 8 streak. I'd either walk out with 200k or nothing.

>> No.13561873

>>13561854
I always make money on the field.. most the time I usually play roulette though.. I have a way of placing my chips that I usually always win. Last time I won about 1,000 from $40 just sitting there for a couple hours drinking... I do it everytime I go to vegas

>> No.13561881

>>13561847
I just started experimenting with that, bought some DFFN yesterday to see if it spikes to the mid $5 again today or tomorrow and make some extra cash.

Only went half my money tho since I'm terrified of doing such trades.

>> No.13561883

>>13561853
Field + money on every single Hardway

>> No.13561891

>>13561816
Hahaha holy shit this is basically the mindset of crypto zoomers. Wow.

Betting on red is NOT 50/50 because of zeros.

And I’d play blackjack, personally, more fun, and you don’t lose it all in one shot without a chance to recover. But your best bet is to use cocktail waitresses to sell drugs to the other degenerate gamblers. This may end up with you getting your legs broked.

It’s a silly challenge though because life isn’t all or nothing like that when it comes to money. I’d rather get .75x to 1.5x returns, then 0x to 2x returns.

>> No.13561893

>>13561759
Mechanical engineering, but no internships. Didn't realize how that would fuck me so hard but I also just went through some personal life shit and dropped the ball. I'll make it I suppose.

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>>13561865
>classic gambler's fallacy
you'll walk away with nothing

>> No.13561908

>>13561891
Just get some college chicks to suck high roller dick for $1000 a pop.

>> No.13561909

>>13561883
isn't there a name for that?

>> No.13561919

AAAAAAH WALMART IS FUCKING OVER ALTRIA NOW TOOOOO!!!

>>13561893
Find out where you want to work, then sign up for lyft and just hang in the area around opening and closing time? Get to know the employees and get your foot in the door?

>> No.13561929

>>13561854
fuck off, i love the field.

one time in vegas I put $100 chip down on the field and the roller rolled double 6, everyone lost but me. I cheered, waited for my free drink and then went to the pool to spend my winnings on skanks in bikinis

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>>13561919
>Find out where you want to work, then sign up for lyft and just hang in the area around opening and closing time? Get to know the employees and get your foot in the door?
Thats some next level shit. Make sure your car looks like pic related

>> No.13561933

>>13561816
>>13561865
>>13561873
Wow, you guys are absolutely retarded. Red/black is not 50/50.

>> No.13561944

>>13561816
But why not hedge that with half on red and half on black? Either way you win. What are the odds of green even coming up anyway.

>> No.13561956

>>13561933
>Wow, you guys are absolutely retarded. Red/black is not 50/50.
I never play Red/black.... like ever. Did see a guy one time come up to the table throw 100 on black and won.. i was like wtf.. he said he does it everyday that he's in vegas and usually always wins.. he said it's his 3rd day in a row and thats his spending money for the day and thats the only gambling he does...

>> No.13561965

>>13561692
Doesn't realize that passing on DNA and raising a child is the fucking main goal, ur probly gonna die before that and ur a nigger

>> No.13561970

Fuck it, I sold my MO for a loss, I’m going to keep my eye on it and seeing if I could get more at 51.50 like i did for my RH account.

>>13561933
Yeah man, that’s what I told them.
Also LCIguy is legit a bad actor who tries to get people not to invest in their IRAs, and claims to be friends with “big time” traders who all make 200% returns

>> No.13561975

>>13561881
Are you paper trading, too? For me, that's almost as much fun as my real money positions.

>> No.13561979

>>13561933
>>13561956
Roulette is basically a scam, it has some of the worst odds in gambling

>> No.13561981

>>13561865
That's not how odds work anon. The odds of red coming up 8 times in a row are roughly 1 in 256 (ignoring 0s) but once you're there the odds are still 1 in 2.

>> No.13561986

>>13561975
I did that for my first week and it got a bit boring not going to lie.

>> No.13561996

>>13561970
I hardly ever come on /biz/, and never have been in a thread like this but I must say I am blown away by the stupidity. Was hoping for better, shame.

>> No.13561999

>>13561979
>Roulette is basically a scam, it has some of the worst odds in gambling
not if you know what you're doing. The trick is to play 4 numbers at once but you have to have atleast 2 corners on a single number... theres a way to do it.. last time I was in vegas they were hawking me like crazy because I was there all night winning money then in the morning went all morning winning money with the same strategy... shits easy.

>> No.13562011

sooo.. jpmorgan has been increasing their LCI position.... have you?

https://fintel.io/soh/us/lci/jpmorgan-chase-

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>>13561909
not sure but just doubled my 'money

>> No.13562023

>>13561965
I'm white. I can father a child any time in my life and raising a child is not the main goal of everyone.

stay mad.

>> No.13562031

>>13561996
This is why you don't listen to a majority of the people in these threads. I mean shit you have people talking about doubling their money literally through gambling and that's how they treat trading.

>> No.13562038

>>13561919
Pretty based. For now, I'm just chilling at this company. I'm not doing any engineering, but it's a resume padder and if I write that I was an X engineer instead of specialist or whatever, nobody is gonna check.

I'll probably determine if I want to make an exit here in another 5 or 6 months. I'm just happy to not have to spend more than a day a week working for a grocery store.

>> No.13562046

>>13562013
my ex gfs brother loves that shit and knows the name to all sorts of random strategies

>> No.13562050

>>13561999
There is no strategy to play that will give you a mathmatical edge over the house, sounds like you are suffering from an observation bias.

>> No.13562059

>>13561919
im absolutely sick and tired of walmart not dropping to a reasonable buy

>> No.13562063

>>13562046
You mean the one that ran off to Italy and got stuffed by a bunch of Italian Chad's salamis and then came back and broke up with you and kicked your ass out of her house?

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HERE WE GO AGAIN

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DDDDDRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.13562085

>>13562050
>There is no strategy to play that will give you a mathmatical edge over the house, sounds like you are suffering from an observation bias.
ok.. well it works for me every single fucking time... sooo.. yeah... i'll stick with it

>>13562063
yeah.. the one crying to me the other night saying how she made a mistake and wants me back... yeah.. her

>> No.13562087

>>13561996
Some of us are legit, and then there’s people who want to harm others, and then there are folks like me who want to learn. What’s the more intelligent/informative board you usually go to?

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>>13561816
>thinks he has true 50% odds on roulette

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>> No.13562093

>>13561986
Haha, well, I like to do it because my strategies tend to be methodical and I get loads more data about them from paper trading than from just tracking my real money trades.

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wha hapin

>> No.13562105

>>13562085
I was going to ask if she still calls you. You guys were on again and off again quite a bit. Be real man, do you still have feelings for her?

>> No.13562106

What the fuck this news isn't even new. Pure market manipulation by media.

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>> No.13562112

>>13562106
...it’s announcements by China and US officials... hard to blame the media for that.

>> No.13562116

I would just put 15k on single 0, it's either going to win or it won't so it's 50-50 odds and pays 30 to One. Then with the remaining 85K i'll get some more LCI call options.

>> No.13562119

>>13562092
Wat rong wit u?

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>>13561212
W-what's in your portfolio?

>> No.13562121

>>13562112
But we already knew that? Wtf is happening

>> No.13562146

>>13562120
LPTX, PLUG, and NBRV. Gonna add on to LPTX this Friday

>> No.13562150

>>13562121
We're getting so many reports from government sources no one knows what's happening anymore. The whole thing is farcical and likely to blow up.

>> No.13562151

>>13562121
its just random noise bro

Buy good stocks like Bowl America, UPS, Kroger sit back make a shekel or two

>> No.13562153

>>13562106
Keep crying bears

>> No.13562154

>>13562105
>Be real man, do you still have feelings for her?
I was with her for 6 years and then she breaks it off out of no where.. yes and no. Like wtf?!!? what a fucking bitch. I've hooked up with a few other chicks since and i've been on dates here and there but nobody is like her.. we were weird in our own way.. since we broke up a lot of people have told me we made them sick as to how "perfect" we were.. We've always had a thing for each other since like 10-11 years ago.. its kinda depressing at times man but I know my future will be bright with or without her...

>> No.13562163

>>13562153
>He thinks there's upside

>> No.13562164

>>13562120
F and AMD

>> No.13562167

>>13562120
LCI
CVRS
BTC

and some SAEX

damn.. I should start to diversify.. Might start buying PETS again

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>Fidelity Bull of the Day (zacks.com)
>LMT
>Up ~$3 dollars
I've been following them every day they post a stock and it has never failed me. Granted a big part of it going up is specifically because it's their stock pick (everyone trading in the same direction).
This is easy mode...

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>>13561970
I was the one discussing IRAs with him. He said its not for him, he never said it was useless or a bad vehicle all together m8.

>> No.13562183

>>13562167
oh and AAPL puts..

AAPL Iphone sells are dropping.. their user base will follow... Without Jobs AAPL is just another future blackberry

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R A P E D

>> No.13562202

>>13562179
So wait how fast does it go up? Is it even worth buying the same day?

>> No.13562211

>>13562183
Don't be a retard... 5G is coming and everyone's gonna upgrade their phone...

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>>13561865
Jesus fuck. Who am I sharing this general with?

>> No.13562222

>>13562179
It’s a good pick though... probably best defense name, international tensions are really heating up (see: Iran’s recent announcements on enriching uranium), and their one of their big competitors is self-destructing (Boeing)

>>13562120
LPTX, MRK, CGC, DIS...
TVIX

>> No.13562225

>>13562211
I thought AAPL said their next phone isn't going to be 5G capable........

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>s&p +0.02%

nice reaction rally...

>> No.13562227

>>13562202
They post it before market open so you if you have pre-market access you get an advantage...

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>ITT: people dont know what statistically independent means

>> No.13562229

>>13562214
>sharing
Fucking commies REEEEEEEE

>> No.13562230

>>13562087
I don’t really go on any boards. I have more of a formal education when it comes to markets, I did a few internships at banks and family offices in school. Two sources of quality, unconventional, and more easily digestible information I enjoy reading are:
https://deep-throat-ipo.blogspot.com/?m=1
http://martinshkreli.com/

>> No.13562243

>open up upcoming earnings
>pick 5 random stocks that have been in decline over the past 2 months
>buy calls on them
yep im what we call a trading CHAD, no research, no respect, nothing but TEST

>> No.13562247

>>13562181
Don’t you be looking at me crossways, he was making facetious arguments to discourage others from getting tax deferred gains.

>> No.13562254

>>13562211
>>13562225
https://www.cnet.com/news/why-apples-in-no-rush-to-sell-you-a-5g-iphone/

If people are trying to upgrade to 5G they won't be getting an Iphone bro... AAPL is lagging behind with tech.. their user base is stuck in the 2008-2016 era...

>> No.13562263

dont long the Vix, it posted a bunny ears

>> No.13562264

>>13562167
Lannett is such a joke. I interviewed there for a job about three years ago, and their staff is like 10 people and they're all clowns.
Aren't they shutting down soon?

>> No.13562271

>>13562211
Nokia is going to be the leader in the 5g era. AAPL is going the way of pets.com and shit.

>> No.13562277

>>13562243
Reminds me of the old crypto Chad meme. "Simply buys the most shilled coin on biz"

>> No.13562287

>>13562264
Ahahaahahahahaa tell us more anon. Don't leave us hanging. Holy shit.

>> No.13562291

>>13562225
Yeah well it's eventually gonna have 5G... plus their iPad sales are on fire as they acquire more market share in the education and health care sections...
The next blueberry, hah. Don't be ridiculous. Everyone is doing badly in the smartphone department. What are people going to do, not have iPhones...
Buy Huawei? chinese piece of shit spy machine falsely advertised as having an "AI chip"... this company outputs nothing but mislabeled trash and no one calls them on it because Chinese companies are expected to produce trash

Samsung? They lost 60% of their revenue this quarter.
Google Pixel? Defunct.
Nokia? Microsoft cut them loose.

>> No.13562293

>ignore impulse to buy Disney, miss out on 30%
>ignore impulse to buy Pinterest, miss out on 30%
>ignore impulse to buy Beyond Meat, miss out on 45% and climbing
>act on impulse to buy AYX, down 5%

fuck my stupid life

>> No.13562298

>>13562287
are you really that stupid that you can't recognize an obvious basher? lol
>1 post by this ID

you deserve to lose money if you think he isn't LARPing

>> No.13562300

Wedge forming on ES and VIX. Wonder if our boy trump is going to tweet to complete this bad boy

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>not one mention of TQQQ
Easy bobo, not yet...

>> No.13562323

>>13562254
Dude they are not lagging behind it was just a shitty coincidence with the Qualcomm lawsuit and Intel pulling out of the 5G chip market.... Apple has a LOT of cash and they buy a company every few weeks according to Tim Cook......
You think they're lagging behind? No! you're lagging behind.

>> No.13562325

>>13562291
>Yeah well it's eventually gonna have 5G
yeah.. but right now.. it doesn't.. They are supposed to be leaders in tech?? sounds like they can't even fucking follow at this point.

They can't even sell their phones in china anymore..

AAPL has a lot to prove and all they've been doing lately is coasting with the same fucking products steve jobs created.

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>>13561816
i feel like smg is getting crazier, maybe it's the crypto side of biz flooding here

>> No.13562335

>>13562227
Damn, maybe it's about time for me to switch from rh to fidelity for pre market access

>> No.13562341

>>13562323
>Apple has a LOT of cash and they buy a company every few weeks
Just because they have a LOT of cash doesn't mean they know what to fucking do with it.. they buy companies?? why? in the hopes that maybe one of them will give them an innovative idea because them themselves are no longer an innovative company? You should read the intelligent investor.. it talks about companies that always buy companies..... interesting read...

>> No.13562342

>>13562298
Are... are you a paid shill, LCIguy? Did the company hire you?

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>>13562228
You're so smart. You should become a quant.

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>>13561212
THREADLY REMINDER TO STOP CHECKING YOUR PORTFOLIO

>> No.13562384

>>13562374
I CANT

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Today feels like just the kinda random idle day that someone buys GALT for big money and we all live happily ever after.

>> No.13562402

>>13562293
Gonna pick up some BYND, Yolo.

>> No.13562403

>>13562384
You must
The more you check, the more likely you are to observe a loss.
Loss hurt twice as much as gains feel good, if you see one, you will make decisions to avoid that pain
QED
Checking only once per quarter is the final redpill

>> No.13562404

>>13562334
It is

>> No.13562411

>>13562293

kek

>> No.13562418

>>13562403
i know bro ive missed out on thousands cuz of panic selling when i know i shouldnt

but its so fucking boring at work i cant help it

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Reminder. Write off anything you use for work on your taxes. Gas, Computer, Lunch, fucking clothes, so on.

>> No.13562432

>>13562298
You shouldn't call anyone stupid, friend. Based on your posts in this thread you dont understand the gamblers fallacy and you take pride in trash tier women lusting after you.

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>>13562374
This is actually great advice! Also,

HONDA CHAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING AAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.13562441

>>13562403
But how can I trade without looking at the prices anon?

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>>13562435

>HMC has reported operating profit of ¥42.4 billion in the fourth quarter of fiscal 2019, down 66.6% from the year-ago period.

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>>13562403
Also...

>> No.13562462

>>13562023
Just low key fren, and I'm probly just jealous cuz I knocked up a 20 yr old whose basically an orphan. But it's pretty lit for when you do, wigger*

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>>13562452
HONDA CHAN IS SUPPOSED TO LIVE FOREVER NOOOOOOOOOO I'M SO FUCKED

>> No.13562466

>>13562441
Trade in the 3 month timeframe, which is more successful than ultra short noise trading

>> No.13562471

>>13562428
F-fuck I wish they’d make more of this show, she’s fucking perfect. Tittymonster+tiny+twintails+kawaii as fuck.

Also the show was fun.

How much do I have to make/write off to make itemizing worth it? Seems like a hassle and it might not even be profitable.

>> No.13562482

>>13562465
It's literally fine. Hitting bottoms along a trend that's 30 years old. This is why you need to stop checking

>> No.13562483

>>13562243
B&R
The kids here will never understand true CHAD investing

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pretty sure Kraft Heinz postponed earnings Again. theres no moon and sun symbol next to it

>> No.13562499

That reverse head and shoulders on MCD... come on memebuyers, make that self-fulfilling prophecy and pump it!

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>>13562482
You don't understand, posting and panicking is half the fun of smg

>> No.13562522

>>13562465
Buy American, asshole.

>> No.13562529

>>13561848
Dont be greedy

>> No.13562535

I want into food stuffs

ADM or KR?

>> No.13562537

>>13562522
I also own GM, but if you believe amerifatts can compete with honda-chan you're stupid

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>>13562471
Calculate the distance you drive from work to home including stops and detours. Multiply that by days worked and a couple cents lower than the highest gas prices for the year. That alone usually saves tons. Throw in literally all your clothes and a computer/phone. (as long as you use those for work at all). I wrote off over 14k and most of it was just quality of life shit. you can easily save 3-4k per year with minimal effort, and even more if you truly descend into autism. On my best year I ended up saving 11k.

>> No.13562547

>>13562535
MCD, zoomer and millennials literally can’t cook.

>>13562512
DING DING, this is exactly the truest.
It’s the whole reason you save pink wojaks.

>> No.13562549

By the end of the week I'm going with a nice sum back in LCI. It just needs to settle down.

>> No.13562555

>>13562535
Get KR
ADM just got humiliated by based Bunge posting better earnings

>> No.13562560

>>13562537
>buy F
>collect divvies
>sell for profit
>buy dip
>repeat
Hmmmm no thx

>> No.13562594

>>13562471
I literally wrote off my vehicle in my taxes one year.

>> No.13562600

>>13562545
Best year was before they changed to the current tax system, right?

Thanks though, work was close to home but school is 21 miles away and gas is going to be easily over $4 for regular this summer.

Can I declare as student and itemize that?

>> No.13562604

>>13562594
>I literally wrote off my vehicle in my taxes one year.
umm... you should do that every year...

>> No.13562608

>>13562560
Ford is garbage, literally the worst auto stock on the market other than TATA

>> No.13562616

>>13562608
Hmmmm my portfolio disagrees

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>>13562600
Get a job at the school

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>>13562604
Not If I paid it off when I bought it m8. I had a lot of cash that year.

>> No.13562663

>Disney pumping into earnings
SWEATY SNEEEEEK!!

>> No.13562671

>>13562628
my vehicles are paid off but I write off all the miles all the gas all the maintence all the insurance...

>>13562608
kinda sad really.. I like the brand.. their stock is just terrible.. Will be buying some under $7 though and will probably get that share holder discount when I go to buy a new truck

>> No.13562692

>>13562535
KHC cmon

>> No.13562706

>>13562692
fucking KHC!!! WTF?!!?! Do fucking something!!! FUUCKK

>> No.13562718

>>13562547
>millennials can’t cook
>top chefs showcase mainly millennial men doing crazy dishes inspiring other millennials to cook
Go ahead and invest in MCD though wait for that crash coming next year when robots take over and no one is going to want to stay in a company that no longer supports the working class

>> No.13562722

Bought 1000 PLUG shares yesterday in the 'dip'. Down 5% today

Feels bad and I think I have a new bag to hold please tell me otherwise.

>> No.13562728

>>13562616
>>13562671
Ford the truck is awesome. I really want to get a Ford Ranger. The company is bad news. They went balls deep in trucks and SUVs in the late economic cycle and completely got rid of their light fleet. R&D is bad, their stock is bad, and they have no good electric vehicle
Pretty sad state of affairs for a great company

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>>13562706
looks like they arent bothering with earnings this quarter, more long flat line

>> No.13562739

This day is pissing me off,I should be doing better than +1% but fucking altria is apparently completely unhooked from the rest of the market

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>>13562600
Under current IRS rules, all tuition and education-related fees are tax-deductible, up to $4,000. This includes tuitions or fees paid for yourself, your spouse, or a dependent.

Depending on where you live, college students or parents might also get a tax break when buying college textbooks.

The student loan interest tax deduction can lower your taxable income by as much as $2,500. Therefore, this can reduce your tax liability by as much as $625.

As for gas thats a no unless you work on campus.

>>13562671
You can do all that as long as you drive for work. I already mentioned gas and shit, but yeah You can't deduct general costs, such as insurance, general maintenance, registration fees or new tires UNLESS the car is used exclusively for work. I mean you can, but if your audited.

>> No.13562742

>>13562718
>"the working class" is now McDonald's
It's supposed to be a job for teenagers for god's sakes.....

>> No.13562766

>>13561212
Anyone here own a stake in JNUG?

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>back above 289
how long will this last?

>> No.13562771

>>13562547
No thanks. I don't give money to clowns and you shouldn't either.

>>13562555
Yeah, missed that BG pop

>> No.13562778

>>13562722
Face the bitter reality, you bought a floundering energy company that is posting increasingly worse financials. The question is why?

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>>13562742
>out of touch costal elite has entered the thread

>> No.13562784

>>13562718
And porn features men fucking women, but there’s still more incels.

Entertainment is not life, and people don’t go to mac’s to feel good about supporting the working class. They go because they can’t afford to spend the big bucks on chipotle.

>> No.13562788

>>13562741
Can I deduct gas if I drive for work and already get reimbursed by the company?

>> No.13562799

lci keeps dropping... i thought we were going to $30... spy puts literally going to 0... fuck this

>> No.13562811

>>13562728
>Ford the truck is awesome. I really want to get a Ford Ranger.
I have a Ranger and an F-150.. love them both.

What if ford discontinued their car line to focus on R&D for an electric car? then they would have a beefed up truck line and an up to date electric car line.. just my opinion.. most ford cars sucked anyways besides the focus and mustang.

>>13562741
my CPA handles everything.. I just hand him a pile of paperwork and say see ya in a week..

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>>13562788
Nope

>> No.13562824

>>13562778
Panic and greed.

>> No.13562841

>>13562799
just chill. Shorts are digging DEEEP!!

Only way to play options with LCI is to sell them and hold a lot of shares real high.

>> No.13562844

>>13562718
you know what people don't care about? wagies who feel entitled to $15 an hour.

you know what they do care about? cheap fast food and profits.

>> No.13562854

>>13562841
If we hit $7 i'm cutting and running.

>> No.13562859

>>13562841
Whether or not it goes below 7.00 (I doubt it will) is the absolute deciding factor in my mind

>> No.13562860

>>13562799
you might still have time to go all in a vix puts for the bunny ear

>> No.13562861

>>13562766
Nah those leveraged gold stocks are a trap for dummies
The whole point of gold is that it doesn’t decay
Obviously GDXJ is miners, not gold itself, but you get the idea. Buy and gold some GDX and GDXJ if you want (SLV and GLD too, if inclined)
The only use case for things like NUGT, JNUG, and the inverse ones is if you think there is a really strong directional case for a week or less. Any time longer than that nah

Those little bastards can decay a shocking amount, especially in current market conditions

>> No.13562870

Just waiting for that Cresco Labs ($CRLBF) to start smoking ;)

>> No.13562874
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>>13562854
lol, luv u 2 baggie

>> No.13562879

>>13562859
>>13562854
Guy is buying at 7.........

>> No.13562886

>>13562854
7 is where you start buying LCI
Then keep buying for 6 and 5
Yo listen to my words
The road to 30/share is paved with cheapies
People bitch and whine for cheapies in these threads but then when stuff gets real cheap everyone is pink wojak posting
LCI is a buy; soon, not yet
Be the smart money

>> No.13562923

>>13562879
>>13562886

Somebody has to sell at $7, and it's gonna be me!

>> No.13562929

>>13562860
Listen this market doesn’t give a fuck about TA right now
What are you thinking trying to tempt these children into sin
This is Twitter market
Stick to buying food stocks and hold on tight
Betting on VIX based on chart is nonsense gambling

>> No.13562946

So what broker allows me to short and is also cheap for a beginner?

I want to start playing the market from both sides.

>> No.13562957
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Hello anons. I'm curious, what sort of time frame are you looking at when you make an investment? Months or years? Could you tell me of some of your recent investments and how long you expect to hold them and why you bought them in the first place? I am a noob

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>>13562860
Ratsy I thought the bunbun was mean to appear on the daily? It looks pretty clear on the hourly, but should that really be what we're looking for?

>> No.13562976

How do I access detailed information about transactions in a paper IBKR account? All I've been able to find is a record that I bought 20k of some stock, but not an actual breakdown of what fees etc were assessed. I've looked in both trader workstation and the web app.

Is a paper account useless for this?

>> No.13562980

>>13562957
Minutes

>> No.13562981

>>13562929
Well I wouldnt personally listen to Teh profits methods but I know bagholder supreme wont be happy unless he buys those vix puts, this is what he really wants

Now for food you have to buy TAP at 58 and sell to a greater fool at 60 this is the day

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I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a Minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in anon. None of you know how to actually value a company. You have no fucking clue how taxes work. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are too fucking uneducated and stupid to comprehend how fucked you are.

Idk why I'm even posting this, fucking goodluck kids.

>> No.13562993

>>13562957
Lifetimes

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>>13562969
I dont know, let me just ask Teh Profit
oh wait

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>>13562957
>I'm curious, what sort of time frame are you looking at when you make an investment?
We're all trying to be rich by tomorrow bro... duh

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>>13562778
>increasingly worse financials
Are we reading the same report? Earnings showed a positive EBITDA as well as a good guidance figure
Stop FUDing people and do some actual research PLUG is working on cells that are not popular at the moment but slowly increasing (Toyota, China all buying hydrogen cells) China is hurting PLUG hard right now since a lot of work comes from there hence this dip PLUG was always a long hold (2 years max) before breaking double digits and that’s just a fact if you came in expecting it to moon to 7 or higher you came in with great expectations and did it do your own research. PLUG shill handled it nicely and I for one plan to hodl for two years to make bank on them.

>> No.13563021

>>13562981
Don’t encourage his gambling
And remember these threads are full of kids who are going to just go with what they see
These little 200dollar college kids are just going to be collateral of this trade war at this rate. Trying to trade a sunny day in a blizzard

No reason to have any chart victims this week
Charts off, this market is decided on Twitter
Adapt to conditions

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>>13563000
>tfw we literally watched him die in real time and witnessed his last words "Brownies are kicking in be back in a minute"

>> No.13563035

>>13563022
Wait Teh Profit died? I always thought it would be Retarded Kneepad Girl who went first.

>> No.13563036

>>13562957
If you want to get rich quick: biotech and options buy you will lose everything before you make anything unless you have god tier luck
Otherwise invest in good companies, DYR and hodl during tough times and you will find yourself slowly making good money.

>> No.13563056

>>13562784
I go because they are the only place I can get a Double Quarter Pounder® with Cheese made with 100% fresh beef and cooked right when you order, hot fresh fries, and an ice cold Coca-Cola®.

>> No.13563057
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GOD DAMN IT I GOT MEME'D AGAIN!

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>>13563021
anyone that has ever shorted the spy (I keep track of everyone) will suffer to my vengeance

>> No.13563076

>>13563057
Stop doing that

>> No.13563079

>>13563057
Down to zero, pretty sure I said that yesterday. Yup sure did. Filtered

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>>13563035
He overdosed on mexican herbs and died. At least he went out doing what he loved, talking about CIA conspiracy theories while watching hit film The Good the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

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>>13562886
Gonna wait for it to settle down. I think 7 is the bottom. Shorts are going full on FUD right now and it's not actually dropping as much as I thought. The only thing sold off was the run up to earnings mostly.

The lawsuit is for a lot of generic sellers and LCI is just one of many with no details. They are playing ball too.

>> No.13563091

>>13563019
Posting a positive EBITA one quarter after a decade of increasing losses is not an achievement. They are nowhere near profitable and hydrogen fuel cells are losing out but time to break throughs in conventional EVs. Their cost of revenue is growing as fast as actual revenues. The only place this company is going is to bankruptcy after a few reverse splits and shelf offerings.

>> No.13563096

>open ameritrade acccount
>deposit $1000 from bank
>next day, not automatically rich

What gives? Did i fell for the /investinstocks/ meme?

>> No.13563100

>>13563073
Buying SPY puts is okay though right :p
Whatever your vengeance is can’t be bad enough to make me give up free money

>> No.13563122

>>13562397
Not related to a BO, but all GALT has to do to be successful in their phase 3 NASH trial is repeat the same results they showed in their phase 2 trial (in the 2 mg/kg arm, which is half of the 4 mg/kg optimal dose, as shown by cancer and preclinical trials, and stated by the company's current CEO)
Last CEO was an incompetent idiot who made a ton of mistakes in designing the phase 2 trial (making it too short for a clinical effect to be fully seen, not including a 4 mg/kg treatment arm, failing to distinguish between compensated and decompensated cirrhosis)
It's no coincidence that the former CEO submitted his resignation letter 8 days after Uihlein became chairman of the board

>> No.13563130

>>13563073
Is that the lucky star girl?

>> No.13563131

>>13563122

filtered

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>>13563100
many have users dissapeared from these threads over the years
ever wonder why

>> No.13563147

>>13563122
>>13563084
The 8 mg/kg dose doesn't work because of pharmacokinetics (the drug stimulates the enzymes that metabolize it, so as the dose of the drug increases beyond a certain threshold, it becomes less and less effective)

>> No.13563152

>>13561212
Sincerely hope you guys aren't missing out on the legendary run KGKG has been doing for the last week.

>> No.13563155

>>13563084
7 is not the bottom
You’re making this up but you have no idea what you’re doing

I love the posts from the LCI perms-bulls in these threads this year “wow the shorts are so dumb, why are they all still short, they’re going to lose so much money”
Then you listen to some tripfg who doesn’t know anything and lose money
Listen there are real opportunities in the market right now
And you kids are tunneling on some low cap drug company with financials like a house of cards
Ignore. Buy it cheap, sell it when it pops, repeat
I made money twice on LCI this year already, number three soon but not yet

>> No.13563158

>>13561865
Based retardbro.

>> No.13563179

>>13563136
Because we made enough money to spend time skiing and at the beach instead of posting on 4chan every day?
Nah that isn’t it
My research continues....

>> No.13563180

>>13561891
>But your best bet is to use cocktail waitresses to sell drugs to the other degenerate gamblers. This may end up with you getting your legs broked.

Based creative mindset bro.

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>>13563155
>HUURR DUURR YOU GUYS ARE DUMB FOR TRADING LCI
>I MADE MONEY TWICE ON LCI THIS YEAR!

>> No.13563225

>>13563155
If 7 isn't the bottom then what is Mr. Big-Brain.

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>>13563225
6.99

>> No.13563256

>>13563036
Thank you :]

>> No.13563264

>>13563241
Hey, thanks for exposing me to LCI.

>> No.13563271

What was your worst trade to this date Anon?

>> No.13563285

>>13563271
Writing covered NVAX calls

>> No.13563294

>>13563271
following short strangle officer into the LULU earnings straddle last august

>> No.13563314

>>13563271
Shorting amazon earnings, twice.

>> No.13563318

>>13563314
Certainly didn't hold those bags, ehh

>> No.13563327

>>13563271
kraft and BGS

bgs is pretty surpring since it remained green throughout the october - december bloodbath then it tanked through the whole 2019

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>>13563225
He's buying at 7 but also 6 and then again at 5.

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If we get a real recession, could $5 footlongs come back?

Am I swinging crypto correctly? Am I gonna get super fucked on taxes?

>>13563035
RKG is unironically dead tho. This new one already says they do ERP, this is just rp without the E.
>>13563056
That actually sounds good. Go eat that shit and then gib your monies to big farma.
>>13563083
Maybe he had an epiphany and decided not to come back here?
>>13563136
Probably went to reddit, took off their trips, got bored of their thread personas, sought help for their gambling addictions, or didn’t like changes in thread culture. I used to visit r9k on the regular, but when I look in now it’s like a different world.
>>13563180
Thank you fren. Gotta think outside the box... wonder how Dropbox is doing.

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>>13563271
ATVI when I bought it before Blizzcon and thought they still had some degree of intellect and creativity within the company. Then the legendary meme event occurred.

I was proven wrong.

>> No.13563360

>>13563271
TSLA crash puts betting on the law being enforced after Musk committed securities fraud.

>> No.13563363

>>13563350
Get a trip so we can filter you

>> No.13563376

>>13563354
Do you think Sony will get hit hard right after E3?

>> No.13563381

>>13562120
LMT RACE V ISRG Next buy: LEVI
>no gambling shit

>> No.13563398

arghhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>13563391

>>13563391

>>13563391

>>13563391

>> No.13563399

>>13563271
Buying SGYP before a 70% dip and subsequent bankruptcy

>> No.13563409

>>13563376
Haven't been glued into gaming in a while now. I don't know.

>> No.13563411

>>13563056
The trick at mcdonalds to getting fresh fries is you have to ask for unsalted fries, that way they have to make a whole new batch so when you get them they'll burn your mouth. then you get the little paper salt packets and put the salt in the catsup because that shit just falls off the fry anyway.

>> No.13563413

>>13563271
Averaging down real time on IQ calls

>> No.13563466

>>13563271
DB. Bought in around $16. Couple days later, that big scandal comes out. Goes down to like 11 or 10 or something. I decide to average down. Continues to fall. End up selling at 8 after holding for several months. Fuck Deutsche.

>> No.13563476

>>13563314
Ouch.

>> No.13563543

>>13563155
I agree with what you are saying. We need some fresh pics for stocks.

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>>13562120
Dividends/ growth;
>pfizer
>park lawn corporation
>aecon
>mgc/vdy vanguard

Safeish gamble;
>aphria stock

Absolute mad lad retarded gambles:
> Solar alliance energy stock
>thc biomed stock

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>>13562976
Anyone?

>> No.13564152

ok guys.. all joking aside.. its time to load up on LCI

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>>13564152
way ahead of ya