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What's stopping us from doing this IRL?

https://youtu.be/42SXNKQ5kks

>> No.13555672

>>13555642

You mean other than the fact that no one is going to accept a bill that has mismatched serial numbers?

>> No.13555671
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>>13555642
the serial numbers are completely different

>> No.13555683

god you are a fucking retard if you think this would work

>> No.13555684

>>13555671
>>13555672
> didn't watch the end of the video

>> No.13555707

>>13555684

Dude commits a crime on video and publishes it? Ya, I'm sure we should all take advise from him.

>> No.13555721

>>13555683
how would that not work

>> No.13555726

>>13555642
This is basically Usury

>> No.13555728

>>13555671
>>13555683
you fags have never worked a cash register before.

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>>13555672
>>13555683
Have you guys ever worked at a shitty restaurant or gas station? It wouldn't be profitable but I guarantee almost any cashier would accept these bills, especially if they were included with other ones. We'd take taped $1 all the time, I never once checked to see if the serial numbers matched.

>> No.13555759

>>13555735

not even when 1/2 the face is missing? No wonder you got replaced with an automated cashier machine

>> No.13555769

>>13555728
>you fags have never worked a cash register before.
Correct, I don't do menial tasks for minimum wage

>> No.13555776

>>13555707
get a load of this KEK
fuckn irl TRANNIE JANNIE

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>>13555759
If he spread them out a bit further and they felt like handled money that had passed hands, yeah. Those jobs are horseshit dude, I'd just turn my brain off for 8 hours at a time.

>> No.13555792

Enjoy prison

>> No.13555796

>>13555642
This is how I will pay for strippers and hookers from now on. Especially strippers because they won't see the imperfections on the dimly lit dance floor.

>> No.13555814

debasement of currency punishable by hanging

>> No.13555832

>>13555642
> You only have to spend 10-15 minutes of your time to make $1!
You guys really should just get jobs..

>> No.13555848

>>13555642
This is why jews were kicked out of England in the 1100s

>> No.13555880

>>13555642
Do it bro. Use big bills for maximum gains.

>> No.13555954

You can make your own dimes with the right alloys, too

Whoa man, so smart. Why doesn't everyone do this?

>> No.13556106

>>13555642
For anyone dumb enough to think about doing this, this is at least two FEDERAL felonies. And the SS will not hesitate to charge your ass.

>> No.13556186

>>13555769

Clearly you don't have money to buy things at a cash register. You think cashiers read the serial numbers of every bill they get.

>> No.13556232

>poorfag autistes arguing about serial numbers
>nevermind the fact that none of those bills is passable

>> No.13556288

>>13555832
you could probably use 5, 10, possibly even 20 dollar bills

>> No.13556319

>>13556106
Why can't we charge the Fed for debasing our currency?

>> No.13556351

>>13556319
Just elect an outsider who says he doesn't like the fed. EZ.

>> No.13556441

>>13555672
>Cashiers checking serial numbers
Oh, you.

Don't know about 'muricamoney, but Euros (especially fivers) tend to rip and tear if they are handled roughly. And the way some people handle their cash it'd pretty fucking commonplace to see a torn bill that's been taped together.

Crumble them up and use them among other bills and this might actually work.

>> No.13556503

>>13555642
This dude is going to get a visit.

>> No.13556821

>>13556106
sup creg

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>mfw I just reported the video in OP to the relevant authorities
I wish I could see this zoomers face when the feds come knocking at his door.

>> No.13556992

>>13556351
How to get assassinated 101

>> No.13557034

>>13555642
Perfect for buying crack or weed from some nigger or what ever. Or even a dark busy night club for drinks.

>> No.13557045

>>13555796
... You done changed the game

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KYS, OP

>> No.13557376

>>13556919
>the gracious Authorities will hunt this fucken kid down!
>no one creates dollars out of thin air on my watch!
>Boy, i love the Authorities,
>mom! look I'm gonna get /biz/vlogs arrested!

>> No.13557382

>>13556992
>being 2 years old

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>>13555642
You obviously has to do this to shill your own channel but I appreciate it bc hadn’t heard of you before.

Subscribed, but not because I want to, bc I have to

>> No.13558101

>>13555642
>>13555728
>>13555735
>>13555796
>>13555880
>>13557034

Everyone ITT needs to watch To Live and Die in LA.

>> No.13558402

>>13557995
Not even the man himself here, but yes he's an essential /biz/ youtuber, if the only one

>> No.13558413

>>13555642
time

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>>13555642

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>>13555683
>>13555672
>>13555671
>>13555792
>>13556106
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