/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13543911
>Whales surfacing
No that's just your mom getting out of bed.

Yep I quit my job today because I'm so certain the golden bull is prepped

How much money do I need to retire as a 26 year old in the United States?

>>13543926
This and I also took a shit on my boss's desk to ensure I can't get any good recommendations

>>13543926

>>13543911
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=savCAd6RyPI

>>13543936
3 million

>>13543948
Holy fuck, thanks anon. This is putting me to sleep

>>13543974
3 million if you want to live like an hour outside of a major city. 8 million to live in a major city like new york.

When OP delivers

It's coming.

You are aware what caused it right?
Some boomer '''news''' outlet published 'bitcoin is up this year, here's 5 reason you should buy' and everyone else copy pasted it
my mom told me today, 'I read bitcoin is up so much this year' lmao fucking boomers they will be FOMOing this week

>>13544022
OK, so at what price should I sell bitcoin to fuck boomers over?

>>13544066
that's the 6 milion dolar question

>>13543911
We have yet another prophet among us.

>>13544066
Limit sales $8500.

Thank me later. OP does not lie. I'm not going to eay stupid shit like $50,000 EOY

>>13544066
Im thinking between 50-80K

>>13544092
Some of us have the power to make things move. Where are you getting your figures from? That's unicorn fart numbers.

If you dont want to FOMO the next hour is key. You will make something if you buy now. Last chance. Save this and recheck. This is the hour you will tell your grandkids about on the yacht. Someone is waking up right now, beat them.

>>13544126
I was already all in since 5100, if we crash I'm unironically taking out credit

>>13544087
You're saying sell at 8500?

>>13544092
>>13544126
>>13544137
Oh I mistook what you said, I thought you meant at the end of 2020, who the fuck knows at this point? I sold at 5600 and rebought back in wondering why the fuck I sold when it's unpredictable in the first place. The only option I see to come out on top is HODLing and DCA any crash that happens in anticipation of the future. At the end of the day as long as you come out on top everything is gucci as the youngsters these days say

>>13544001

only faggots, jews and niggers live in new york

>>13544155
It will hit $20,000 again by 2022. From there it has two options. Adoption and universal acceptance that would make the sky the limit, or is it?

Myspace was hot shit until Facebook came out.

Dont be greedy.

>>13544154

Low risk, realistic profit. 3 weeks or less its $8500. Sell and be realistic. It will dump again. How bad depends on the major players and their moods. I only know so much. Outside influence is always a wild card (thinking government/NGO/pesky legal/tax matters).

It will get to $20,000 by 2023. It wont be smooth sailing. I say this 75% confident based on my figures as well as my clients. That other 25% is the Facebook we never saw coming as we picked our top 6 friends on our Myspace page.

FYI it is not link. Whatever this Facebook is, it has not been made yet. One option is for bitcoin to remain but move to the underground. We have physical operations all over the world. Ever fly into an African nation and get escorted out of the airfield with 20 armed guards to exchange a physical wallet for a stack or USD? It happens, I've been there.

>>13544212
Whoops fat fingers. 2022 for the second paragraph. Not 3. Currently using phone and wifi on Emirates. Responses may be delayed.

I want to get into crypto so I downloaded coinbase. Which is the best coin on there to by? There are 2 bitcoins and 2 ethereum which is which.

>>13544249
Bitcoin.

Nothing else.

You say "I'm grabbing a coke" when you want a soda.

You dont say "I'm grabbing a RC cola"

Buy the original.

>>13544261
spot on nigga

>>13544261
>drinking soda
I'm drinking the water of life
Chainlink

>>13544644
lame shitcoin

>>13544001
>>13543974
why the fuck does everyone on this thread need millions of dollars to make it? I would take a literal shitshak with internet and electricity if it meant never needing to work

>>13544261
what is the equivalent of Coke Zero? Cause Coke zero is legit

>>13544752
You can live under a bridge, wash in the nearest river, and eat in a soup line for free. 3 million is what you need to live in comfort. 4 percent a year after taxes is about 100,000 dollars. That's making it. Solid middle to upper middle class anywhere but in the highest COL cities.

Ahem!!

>>13543911
b-but my smart boomer cousin s-said it was a T-TULIP What the fuck guys!!?!

>>13543936
Lets see... If you can manage to make 8milli, government will take/extort +/-4 milli. That leaves 4 milli for you to invest. If you invest in dividend bonds, you can look at a salary of 90k+ a year from interests. Or, you could invest it in real estate and let it gain value and keep up with inflation that way. Your pick, whatever you do though don't gamble in the boomer market

>>13544827
it doesn't work like that stupid anon
there is always inflation and after trump 8mil will not be much let alone 3mil
btc is good as long as the crypto algorithm is not broken and internet not taken out
enjoy the pussies while u got the money
have some kids if u are the breeding type

>>13544917
>Real estate and i-bonds don't keep up with inflation
Go back to link threads kid

>>13545047
the inflation rate will be higer cuz of crypto
your house value will go up faster (also down faster) when its transaction in crypto
btw link is shits

>>13544249
Buy the one everyone is telling you to buy.

>>13544801
* TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK*

>>13544261
And by "Bitcoin" you, of course, mean BSV.

The tulip trust address hold by satoshi will became public in a few days.
If he snap his fingers, the whole crypto will go to zero.
Satoshi is inevitable.

>>13545407
Tulip trust is bullshit and you are losing the great bullrun to follow a fraud.
Please go back to reality.

Lol this is falling on its ass so hard you won’t know what happened. Ahaha

>>13545377
nobody means sv when talking about bitcoin rofl

>>13546076
BSV is closer to 2017 bitcoin than BTC.

>>13546076
>there's no schizos in crypto
you couldn't be more wrong
see >>13546139, tho he's probably a paid pajeet shill

>>13546151
PROBABLY SIR

>>13543911
>can't even break 6k for more than an hour