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>be me
>office wagecuck
>new girl starts
>pretty
>spot the engagement ring next day
>tells me she has a bf
>well i get along with her unlike most coworkers so being friends shouldn't be an issue
>that and i'm quite the shut in so that should help me get out more
>say something last week that i noticed a few female coworkers previously got easily upset about even though it's true
>phrase it negatively
>she's nearby
>end up digging an even deeper hole while she's nearby but
>comes over to my cuckible today
>her job doesn't coincide with mine
>chats with me
>doesn't stay long as she clearly starts showing body language of attempting to leave

Alright biz what are my odds of befriending her ?

>> No.13540700

>>13540689
Befriending her? Are you gay? Have her suck your dick in your cubicle, and stop being a raging bitch.

>> No.13540749

>>13540700
this is poor advice, just be yourself

>> No.13540800

>>13540689
Tell her about LINK. Say you'll give her 3 linkies if she sucks your cock.

>> No.13540887

>>13540689
Just be yourself. She shows some level of interest in ya, looks like she may be interested in being friends

>> No.13541278

>>13540700
Why don't you get a little decency?

>> No.13541438

>>13540689
beeeeeee urself eggs dee

>> No.13541471

Only talk to females at work on a strictly professional basis

They spread all office gossip

>> No.13541658

>>13541471
yea or if you're good at office politics tell them things "in confidence" that you want to spread around the office

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13541798

>>13541471
I told a few of my female coworkers about my brother getting a job in the organization, other coworkers likely overheard. Was that a bad idea?

Pic related

>> No.13542000

>>13541798
Anon...

>> No.13542032

>>13540689
it's the same with trades

set a stop loss to protect the downside (don't get metoo'd) and then go for it with the confidence that you're safe

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13542077

>>13540689

>>that and i'm quite the shut in so that should help me get out more
>>say something last week that i noticed a few female coworkers previously got easily upset about even though it's true

learn 2 speak americano puto

>> No.13542159

>>13540689
try blackmailing her future marriage

>> No.13542573

>>13542077
yeah idk what he is even saying here. but OP, learn the law of positivity. Only say good things about other people and things. ever.
it's a hard rule to keep but if you follow it you'll find happy people drawn to you.
if you gossip and complain, you'll attract negative people.

she's a positive person and you scared her away