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MAY THE FASTING GO EASY ON YOU!
AND MAY YOUR LINKIES STAY SUPER STINKY.

also, NO we don't get turned on by preggo sergey, that's fkin disgusting

>> No.13538227

Urine passing is a result of homeostasis. It is literally a balancing of the body so the urine passes everything that is not needed in that moment. Urine contains hormones, vitamins, minerals, amino acids that are not needed in the moment but may be needed in the next. It also has STEM CELLS IN IT. Your urine has info about what ails you and then creates antibodies when you drink it So drinking your urine is like drinking a highly nutritious meal. It is also a vaccine. If you get stung or bitten by a venomous creature, the anti venom is created in your body within 15 seconds & will pass out in your urine. I cured food poisoning in 10 minutes by drinking my pee. Before pharmaceutical companies took over, urine was used to cure gangrene on the battlefields of the world, it can be used as blood plasma in a transfusion if the patient's blood is not available. Your urine is just blood plasma but a different colour. There have been more white papers written on the efficacy of drinking urine & putting on infections, than any other therapy on the planet, all covered up by the pharmaceutical companies because if the word got out, they would go bankrupt. Hundreds of Dr's have written articles & books on the subject. If any Dr or individual starts teaching this miracle therapy & gets a following, they get threatened & if they ignore those threats, they are killed, such is the world ruled by corrupt corporations hellbent on making money out of nothing. The average mark-up (profit margin) on pharmaceuticals is around 20,000%, do you really think they will give up this method of creating gold out of lead & tell the truth? No chance..

>> No.13538239

>>13538211

DERP

>> No.13538324

I am an unironic Muslim chainlink holder AMA

>> No.13538794

>>13538324
same here :D

>> No.13538900

>>13538324
Are you gay? Have you impregnated Sergey?

>> No.13538925

>>13538324
why do you follow such a stupid religion

you know mohamed just made up his revelations on the spot to serve his immediate needs right?
Want to fuck your son in law's hot wife? Allah says you can!
Upset about your dinner guests staying too late? Allah has revealed that they should not overstay their welcome!

http://abdullahsameer.com/blog/muhammads-just-in-time-revelations/

its a fucking joke.

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>>13538324
>>13538794
make sure you go back to whatever shithole your families crawled out of so you guys can fix them, we don't need any other dirty, stinky, stupid, self righteous goat fuckers invading western civilization just because you retards can't keep shit together in your home towns.

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>>13538925
Do you think the 1.2 billion Muslims in the world know every single teaching of it?
Here is what I take as lessons from islam:
-a good man is he who is good to his wife
-a good man will not sleep with a full stomach, knowing that his neighbour is hungry
-don't kill or harm others unless it's in self defence
-share wealth with the people you love
>>13539143
Hey man, trust me, I am not your enemy. I wish (((they))) didn't make my grandparents move here for (((work))). I am one hundred percent aware of (((them))) trying to get rid of white people or races in general. (((they))) want us to be a melting pot.
>>13538900
Homosexuality is gay.
>>13538794
Hey man, good luck fasting this ramadan

>> No.13539237

>>13539143
We have a common enemy. It's time for you to realize this.

(((they))) want us to fight.

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>>13539217
i know, i just lash out here because this is the mexican commando sign language board that i can do that on, if anything it is U.S.rael's fault for making the region unstable, the whole world is fucked, honkhonk.

>> No.13539250

>>13538925
Just read it, it's all bullshit. Sorry man
>>13539239
Bless you man, HONK HONK

>> No.13539268

>>13539217
>Here is what I take as lessons from islam:
>-a good man is he who is good to his wife
>-a good man will not sleep with a full stomach, knowing that his neighbour is hungry
>-don't kill or harm others unless it's in self defence
>-share wealth with the people you love
thats very nice and all but its not what your religion teaches

>>13539250
whats bullshit, exactly? The Quran is bullshit? All the surahs quoted on that page come directly from it...

here maybe this video will help you see the obvious truth
https://youtu.be/GphLp9vm26s?t=30

>> No.13539279

>>13539217
lmao if you need a book to teach and guide you about shit so stupid like this, just fucking kys man.

I don't need a religious book to show me how to be a good man. lmao.

>> No.13539280

>>13539268
Easy on the sips man.
Stop reading that zionist propaganda.
I love you man and I honestly wish the best for you.

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>>13539280

classic muslim deflection tactics

cant actually engage on an issue, so just point to jews
>ha ha see Christian man? we can be friends!!!

go fuck yourself
you follow a false prophet

I support Israel by the way

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>>13539306
Am i your enemy?

>> No.13539326

>>13539306
>I support Israel by the way
Opinion dropped

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>>13539306
fuck you kike, you will burn in hell and then cease to exist.

>> No.13539333

>>13539315
>Quran [5:52] O ye who believe! take not the Jews and the Christians for friends. They are friends one to another. And whoso among you takes them for friends is indeed one of them

I dont know you tell me

>> No.13539334

>>13539306
Israel has no right to exist

>> No.13539335

>>13538211
I left islam, for good. islam is a scam.

>> No.13539345

>>13539315
yes you are

allahu kelev
muhammad ibn sharmuta
muhammad la rasul allah
muhammad piss be upon him

>> No.13539352

>>13539333
uh-oh.

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I am muslim but i am just like you. I live for biz and lifting.

>> No.13539375

>>13539333
So the quran prophecised the Jews taking over Christianity?

Cool

Thank king James for that.

>> No.13539382

>>13539335
I'm sorry to hear that man.
Care to explain what happened?

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>>13539334


>>13539382
he realized how retarded your holy book is

why do you kiss the black stone at mecca?
why do you circle the cube 7 times?

have you ever asked these questions?

>> No.13539735

>>13539306
No right to exist

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