/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13536334
i thought we were frens

>>13536351
we are. i was more thinking about other people in real life.

>>13536334
The FBI knows

>>13536334
I dont think telling people you browse 4chan is a good idea, however this is 4channel.

>>13536398
haha alright

>>13536398

I browse in front of gf, I tell her everything about the jews and niggers and faggots, and show her the pepes I like, she's a textbook normie leftist, but my frame is ice cold so there is nothing she can do...
Also, autistic as fuck, but she has no idea about it (except if it shows when I show my power level), but I mastered the art of acting like a chad, so I'd walk outside and thots will see me and think damn that chad looks good he must be thinking about other girls or sports or something... naa bitch I'm thinking about throwing fireballs off my hand and sometimes I even do a subtle gesture to stop time or someshit and they have no idea kek

>>13536334
girls who tan end up having sections of leathery dry skin and will be looking to settle with a secure and safe pick before they turn 30.

short sun bunnies, long fair skin girls - thank me when your 40 year old wife has minimal skin aging vs most other women

>>13536539
Hahahahahaha holy fuck isn't everyone like this? Shit I thought this was normal kek

>>13536627
>but my frame is ice cold so there is nothing she can do
I meant I want to kms anyway, so Idgaf if she left, and somehow she sees that as attractive and alpha, so remember goys, embrace the kys meme and you will become an alpha
>but I mastered the art of acting like a chad
my eyes still water a little when I meet an actual alpha, like small invisible tears, but my acting is oscar material so they don't notice

>>13536641
Based and redpilled fren

>>13536641
Cringe af but also true.

once showed gf a funny meme when I was on /biz/.
She thinks anonymity is bad because no one is held responsible for what they say.
I explained it has two edges and how ideas thrive better when people aren't burdened by their social mask, she was then shocked when I proceeded to call someone a filthy fucking faggot.

>>13536334
You now realise 4chan is basically facebook for autists. And there are a ton of borderline normalfags just lurking.

>>13536641
How tall?

>>13536334
I browse at work a lot, so I'm sure others have noticed.

>>13536709
Of course. I always thought that what normies done was a waste of time but I do it as well, but I don't get laid as a result of chasing thots on instagram. I get a slightly bigger brain but you can't get paid for shitposting so it doesn't really matter in the end. I gotta leave this place

>>13536334
Ive had friends that go on 4chan and I unironically show my mother stuff from 4chan on the regular
Usually just stuff about news, jews, or race

>>13536641
you can only keep the chad image going for so many years before it comes crashing down

>>13536334
Met my wife on 4chan and don't have any friends

>>13537094
>she

>>13536334
All my friends on the 4chan spectrum know I'm here

>>13536716
5'10 dyel manlet (was buff but /fit memes fucked my knees and I quit kek)
>>13536851
I know fren, ok listen, I don't give a fuck about anything and not afraid of anyone, this should reflect upon my body language etc? nope, total autism, so I need to larp as how I feel because it doesn't come naturally.
Was with my best friend, 6'2 and lifts and total chad, we were drunk and walking outside, then two homeless guys charged at us (they were kidding, probably on drugs) that faggot ran 20 meters and screamed at the top of his lungs, I continued walking like I didn't even register what happened and kicked one of them in the face when he got too close, but if you see us outside, he's the chad who pulls chicks left and right and I'm the autist who can't sustain eye contact for more than 3 seconds.

>>13536539
Based and autistpilled

>>13536334
My dad and I both shitpost on /biz/

Only my wife knows.
She used to browse /biz/, but has permanently refused to come here after seeing so many spread-eagle roasties and nigger cocks make it to page 1.
She pretty much hangs out on /ck/ exclusively, because of the lack of thots and nudity.
THANKS, FAGGOT JANNIES. YOU FAGGOTS SHOULD KILL YOURSELVES

>>13537174
topkek

>>13537174
Pic related

>>13537300
kek

>>13537133
>5'10 dyel manlet (was buff but /fit memes fucked my knees and I quit kek)
You have learned and are now the master.
I am 90% sure almost all normies above 110IQ are just larping as "themselves" and actively know it's all fake. They have no idea if that's normal or what should they do to change it if it ain't.
You are just more acutely aware of it.
We live in a society

had an early-20s dude in my class a few years back browse /b/ mid class

>>13536692
LMAO

>>13536334
>someone who browses 4chan
>has friends/gf/wife

pick one

>>13536334
my brother in law caught me looking at biiz once. he asked if I was looking at modern art because he only saw the catalogue. I panicked a bit and told him its a forum called 4chins. he had no idea what I was talking about and thankfully didnt ask any more questions.

If someone has a problem with me looking at 4chan, esp /biz/, they can get the fuck out of my life.

Stop caring what other people think about you, you'll find yourself a lot happier.

my gf definitely knows I shitpost on here
I have no family so they dont know im here. mom and dad kicked me out when I turned 18 in 2006 and I got fucked by the 2008 recession with zero help by them.
they can pay for their own nursing home

My gf knows, she holds 1k LINK because I shilled her. Not her type of humour tho

I tell my friends that I browse the channels. They try to make fun of me but like idc

My girlfriend can recognize this website because I'm always on it but she's not aware of any connotations that are associated with it. She just thinks I'm a weirdo for scrolling through a bunch of cartoon frogs.

>>13537300
How do I convert my dad from a butthurt TDS sufferer into a /biz/raeli? Teach me your ways, senpai.

>>13536539
same lmao I look like a total chad because fit and lucky with genes. But any girls I'm involved with find out soon I'm a total nerd who's into memes and fantasy shit.
They don't care though, just smile when I bring it up.
t. used to wear tablecloths as a cape until I was 13

>>13538284
>into fantasy shit
The only acceptable fantasy is anime + got, fuck all things marvel

>>13536398
no, i use incognito

>>13536334
Not a soul. I'm a normie that stumbled upon this shithole in early 2017 and haven't been able to leave. I only come here like once per week now that crypto is over and the quality of the board is 1% what it used to be, but I still like to shitpost on occasion. It's also fun to make fun of the retarded teenagers who missed the bubble but still think they are going to make it with crypto fucking losers

>>13536334
My normie friends and my family all think crypto is a scam since that what the media tells them to think. I don’t even tell them I hold any crypto because they would all probably laugh at me and call me a retard if I did. I’m just patiently waiting for the next bull run so I can buy a nice new house and a lambo, and then be coy about where I got all this money from when they ask me.

>>13538595
>next bull run
Topkek imagine being this deluded

>>13536351
>>13536370
this is god damn adorable, have an age you two

People who know I lurk also lurk. I don't talk to anyone else about 4chan or anything 4chan related because normies are militantly ignorant about things that they don't understand.

>>13536539
>naa bitch I'm thinking about throwing fireballs off my hand and sometimes I even do a subtle gesture to stop time
fucking kek

>>13538437
fantasy shit as in reading actual fantasy books and playing DnD

>>13538738
BTC 9k+ in July.

>>13538437
>>13539286
marvel sucks I fully agree with that

>>13537133
Solution: just imagine hot chicks as homeless guys charging you

>gf
>friends

>>13536334
Have conversations with your wives? Do you Westerners also discuss philosophy with a rock?

>>13536539
B A S E D
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>>13537133

try yoga/vedic knowledge meme

>>13536539

I also browse 4chan in front of my GF.

as long as I'm not on /hc/ or /gif/ then I'm good.

But honestly I don't even think my gf would care about that. She seems eerily calm about my computer usage.

My gf doesn't know

>>13536539
This is 90% me wtf

>>13536539
based timestop anon

>>13536334
my gf doesnt even know shes my gf

>>13539234
>ignorant about things they don't understand
>Don't understand that which they are ignorant about
>they don't know about the things that they don't know about

>>13537633
Thanks for the life story bro

How do I get a gf like OPs pic? Im so lonely bros ;_;

>>13536334
My bros and I browse 4chan. Have been for the past 11 years. None of my irl friends know though.
Some people I know are effeminate males who couldn't take a joke without being offended so so even regular humor would be wasted on them, let alone 4chan jokes.

>>13536334
i don't tell anyone i know that i visit this place. it's pretty well known now that this is a haven for incel neets and racists and no one in the real world wants to be associated with that. but thats why we are woke and they are NPCs. herd mentality cattle have no place here and the moral cucks that have taken root in boards like pol over the past couple years are fighting a losing battle with their spooky rhetoric.

>>13536539
i love this post

10/10

Me and my gf post here. My brother does as well, and my coworkers know I browse the chans

>>13540574
>She seems eerily calm about my computer usage.
You must be providing something her other boyfriend can't