/biz/ - Business & Finance

>lt;dr how to profit from dying?
interested in this too. someone in my immediate family has cancer, and literally a week later i was diagnosed too. chemo isn't working and the cancer is growing. plus i've had all my money cut off because the UK is fucking evil.
https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/dwp-employment-support-allowance-16213847

>>13523763
I've been racking up debt and making sure my family understands they don't have to pay it when I die. Not sure how the laws in the UK work.

>>13523744
Op I’m sorry to hear that. My mom passed away from brain cancer a year ago. I think it’s electronics causing it desu

If I were you I'd take out a bunch of credit card loans and go to live in Thailand. Maybe get a part time english teaching job out there to reduse outgoings. I lived in Bangkok for a year and loved the place. Chang mai was fun too and more relaxed if you're into jungle/temples. Its what I'd do.

good luck fren.

>>13523744
fuck how old are u..did u spend a lot of time on cell phone

My friend got diagnosed and died in the same year from brain cancer. Definitely max out loans for sure until you cant get approved anymore.

>>13523744
for the love of god tell your sister she doesn't need to pay a penny of those loans back if you die

Just to add, he smoked a shit ton of weed before his diagnosis and then smoked even more after being diagnosed seeing if it would help. No effect on his cancer.

>>13523744
Very funny how everyone including young people suddenly is getting cancer while we are told.

"EVERYTHING IS FINE. IT IS BECAUSE WE ARE ALL GETTING OLDER :D :D XD"

OP when the moment comes to go please be in peace with yourself and the world. Also .... you are here forever.

Post your MRI anon. Have you been to a god tier hospital to get checked out? (Mayo, John Hopkins, and not shitty city University hospital)

>>13523744
you should start fasting.

>>13523744
and this is why working 40 years for passive income during retirement is a meme

Learn about Jesus, he can help both in this life and after.

Wish you the best anon

>>13523919
Jesus ain’t saving anyone

>>13523772
>I think it’s electronics causing it
Well, I do have and use a shit ton of electronics :(

>>13523800
33 and yes

>>13523810
I had really good credit before this at least

>>13523823
yes, I've told her multiple times, and gotten her to repeat it back to me

>>13523897
ty anon that is hear touching

>>13523935
heart*

>>13523931
Implying your are not going to hell, anon.

>>13523763
>plus i've had all my money cut off because the UK is fucking evil.
What an absolute fucking joke. That's disgusting mate.

>>13523744
Something comforting i thought about when i had to bury my dog recently. A life span is less than the blink of an eye compared to the age of the universe. Wherever we all end up, everyone we know personally, and everyone alive now is more or less arriving at the exact same time, relatively speaking. I hope you see a miraculous recovery, but if not, see you soon.

>fasting
>16 hour meditation
>antihistamine (anti-allergy medication) (tho its supposed to more prevent than cure but what do you have to lose)

and by fasting i mean hardcore shit like 3 days only water

Im sorry OP, enjoy the time u have left

>>13523744
How the fuck you get brain cancer anyways

>>13523744
Just go bang whores my man, maybe you'll knock one up and she'll keep it.

:(

>>13524124
cell phones and posting too much cancer on /b/

>>13523744
Make sure she doesn't buy a Rolls Royce and a Patek out of the blue.

Spending smartly is more important than hiding the money.

Good luck and enjoy your days.

This website isn't all that edgy after all, there's still hope.
Get Well soon or carpe diem for the time remaining...

You should put everything for your sister in ChainLink.

>>13524234
bad poster, may you get brain tumor 1 month before your shitcoin goes parabolic

Anon I'm very sorry to hear about what you're going through. Might I suggest you look into alcor cryonics. They basically vitrify your brain in the hope of revival or mind uploading at a later time period. I plan to do this as well as offer it to my parents if God willing I make enough money In crypto. Have a look it's not as crazy as most people think it is if you look at all the facts desu. Cryonics requires future tech to succeed but it is theoretically possible. Go for the Neuro preservation option and not the whole body option because all you need is your brain as that is the seat of your consciousness.

>>13523935
Have you considered cryonics? We do not currently possess the technology that would allow us to bring you back to life if you were frozen.

However, the idea of bringing someone who has been cryonically preserved is consistent with the laws of physics. The structure of your brain and who you are will essentially be frozen in time until we have the technology to bring you back.

>>13524275
>>13524311
Holy shit I literally just posted this. I'm glad there are other anons who think like me.

>>13523744
Keep a journal of your food intake, sleep schedule, and personal thoughts, and upload those along with your all of your medical records to the blockchain so it can be researched and referenced by researchers, doctors, and historians forever.

>>13524311
Important to not use the world frozen because it's not "freezing" per se and hence the massive confusion. Your brain is vitrified in liquid nitrogen and basically turned into a glass like structure. Ice formation is prevented this way. Unfortunately with current technology there is no way to prevent ice formation during a warming/revival process. But even recent research has shown using nano particles at a very fast warming rate could prevent ice crystals. That being said will be many decades maybe a century or more until revival is possible

>>13524319
If there isn't a Vishnu in the blockchain, op will become as such. Beautiful idea fren

>>13523853
I've seen publications on possible brain damage risks for kids from increasingly denser wlan nets. That has been ~5 years ago. I think it's known but nobody is interested dealing with the problems just like tobaco knew but kept the info that it's harmful hidden for over 40 years. The real justing might happen soon when they plan to further extend the net density with 5g.

>>13524341
You're absolutely right, anon. I think the ice crystal argument is commonly touted as criticism of cryonics and why it "wouldn't work", but they've solved that problem already.
Perhaps one day nanorobotics put forth by people like Drexler and Freitas will be able to get us there. Hope Aubrey figures his shit out before I need it, though.

>>13523744
Don’t fuck up OP.
You only got 1 chance on this.
Don’t go to fucking asia waste your time with useless whores.
Go to Ayahuasca/dmt sessions before you can’t move.
It will heal your soul, maybe your body too, and will bring you inner peace before you die.
Fasting and cbd/cannabis oil may help but:
A Y A H U A S C A

t. someone who died.

>>13524317
Yes also their is a new protocol being developed called cryofixation which basically has been proven to preserve a rabbits connectome. This may be a better option even though it only allows for mind uploading as the chemicals used for this technique make biological unlikely to impossible. That being said if mind uploading can't allow you to regain consciousness it doesn't matter. The reason is that this would mean a mind body duality exists and some sort of afterlife is likely.

>>13524351
Yeah also you can detect human beings position with 5G. And soon you can visualize human thought by brain waves. Our future is really getting interesting. Especially when you can be read like a paper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBFMsY5ZP0o

>>13524319
Based and immortalpilled

>>13524381
I wonder they'll eventually do mind uploading where they slowly transition your consciousness from biological to non-biological... aka, they shut off a biological neuron and turn on a non-biological neuron, one by one, until the smooth transition is complete and you don't even feel anything.

Transhumanism is the ultimate deception. Eternal hell in a body’s prison.
Ayahuasca is the only true revelation of our spiritual immortality and godlike attributes.

>>13524085
>>13524101
Redpill me on fasting and health/cancer prevention
>>13524124
Cell phones and Jewish additives to food supply. Expect even more cancer and NPC behavior when 5g becomes mainstream

>>13524410
Thoeritically this could be possible in the distant future. However I think by that time we have that level of tech humanity will have gone through destructive uploading so there won't any type of biological organism to use this as those that don't upload will have been eliminated.

>>13524393
Look up "tempest" - surveillance over electronic emissions is old tech from the 60's. No fancy AI or 5g needed. It already exists and is in use.

>>13524491
yeah but the 60 did not have houshold WLAN. Im unironically not using WLAN in my house.

>>13524085

HIIT training and fasting. Both are extremely anti-inflammatory.

Probs no chance of helping but I've read that reducing inflammation in the body assists with cancer treatment. I'll find some links.

>>13524516

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5751845/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/27557543

Basically do anything that reduces inflammation in the body. I've also read vitamin C is great. If you survive you owe me a bitcoin

>>13523744
i would call LARP


but its so sad, im only 29 and my freinds and co workers my age are getting diagnosed with some really serious shit. One just died a month ago. he was 28 and had a five year old. died from cancer.

my dad died from cancer when i was 18

grandma died from it too.

sad thing is now im getting desensitized whenever i hear people and their cancer diagnosis

i just think "well now its your turn to watch your young loved ones die"
I think its all the GMO's, and other shit we created, not only are we creating all the problems, we are trying to profit from creating solutions

sometimes i wonder how comfy life would be if we just lived in a mud hut.

Go keto with 20g of carbs daily. High fat from good quality sources like grass fed ghee, only eat between 11-4 and during that time smash the vegetable juices, if you can afford it get yourself a case of deuterium depleted water and start on 110ppm then step down to 95ppm after 2 weeks then 80ppm after another 2. After sunset keep things as dark as possible and stop looking at screens, get a wired internet connection but try get some blue light filtering lenses if you do plan on using electronics after dark, morning sungaze and earth bare foot. You wanna do a combination of the gerson protocol, keto, deuterium depletion and recalibrating your circadian hormonal production through the eye's exposure to natural light at the right times (eye as a clock).

>>13523744
op I really understand
I just had to get chest xrays and blood work on Monday cause its possible I have cancer at 30.
fucking sucks man
we dont deserve this fate

>>13524516
And cbd

>>13523744
post specifics. type/grade, location, histology, etc...
pics as well if possible

i give expert advice on treatment, free of charge

>>13524585

We're definitely not made to live the way we are. I think the true redpill is to eat as naturally as we can and to be as active as possible (sprinting not jogging)

>>13524509
I'm just saying that while using wlan emissions for passive surveilance is neat to avoid getting caught they ran arround for decades with vans that have emitters themselves and so they don't have to rely on the target being surrounded by wlan to get a picture through the wall. I have no idea how prevalent that tech is but I've got friend who manned one in the blue helmets ~20 years ago so it's certainly not new.

>>13524275
>he doesn't know about embodied cognition

>>13523744
I would just start smoking crack and shooting dope if I were you

>>13524593
>>13523744

What kind? How did you find out / what symptoms you suffering from?

Godspeed brothers hope everything turns out alright

>>13524608
Word im gonna get back into basketball, i fucked my knee up bad running too much, i loved running and got in the best cardio of my life but i dont want to fuck my knees up

>>13524590
Yeah, and dont forget the crystal necklace.

>>13524643
lung cancer
smoked since I was 15 and parents smoked while growing up
its self induced really
still doesn't make it suck any less
weakness, a heavy cough, and blood.

>>13523744
because of this thread OP I am cutting down my electronic use to 1 hour a day and no more. I am sorry you have cancer.

I lost my uncle (lung), my auntie (liver), my great uncle (testicular), my grandad (lung) and my grandma (lung) to cancer. Fuck cancer.

Godspeed and I hope you get better. Thank you for this thread for you may have saved one anon's life because of it.

>>13523744
https://medicalxpress.com/news/2018-05-fully-reprogrammed-virus-cancer-treatment.html

>>13524657
Damn dude that shit sucks. But it should be cureable. Know a guy who survived that shit at 65 so theres a good chance you'll make it if you dump that sigarette and get treatment asap

>>13524657

I went through the same shit. Turned out to be scarring on the lungs. Don't stress too much. Look at the stats for your age. There is like a 1 in 100000 chance that you've actually got lung cancer man

>>13524657
>>13524687

And when you find out you don't have cancer. Use it as a wake up call and bin those pieces of shit

>>13523744

I have told many people that the millenial and zoomer generation won't live more than 45 year old because they will get 5x the cancer the boomer generation got

They have never listened to me, bunch of stupid fucks

>>13524700
yeah seriously, especially now that we have vapes. scared as fuck. but the lump on my chest is going nowhere, and my hair is only growing back because the chemo failed, so i stopped taking the meds.
not kidding btw, i could post timestamped chemo meds. proper hell i'm in.

Youre not going to die you idiot.

Get yourself a real doctor. Do a google search its 2019 only brainlets die from non-accident related shit.

>>13523779
dont forget fuckking them ladyboi traps <3

>>1352451
hi

To add to this cut sugar in general the frick out of your diet (I know that's implied with keto but it needs to be singled out, there's been studies that pointed to sugar consumption specifically that has pegged it to cancers if I IIRC correctly). Sorry you're going through this fren, I'll see you across the portal someday-we're all finna make it nigga

https://youtu.be/SzWXDONaezE

>>13524628
>he doesn't know about universal consciousness

>>13524608
Cancer is a natural part of life. Even animals get them.

>>13525014
Both of you don't know there is not a definite understanding of what consciousness actually is so what I suggest is to take logical steps to preserve it in the event that consciousness does not survive death

>>13523744
>I started an LTD and have secured a shit ton of funding, mostly in loans
i-is it that easy? I'm in the US but I have poor credit. it would be hard to secure loans and stuff if I opened an llc right? which itself is prob expensive

move to oregon and start ingesting 1000mg thc and cbd daily
its not necessarily over

>>13525335
10k mg not 1k

>>13524585
Why the fuck would you call LARP?

>>13524593
>we dont deserve this fate
You deserve nothing

>>13524703
Why will we get more cancer

>>13525561
you deserve a slap in the face for being the bitch you are

>>13524319
do people not realise how creepy that sounds?

assuming that the soul exists and the body is an avatar, what would happen to your soul after your brain is in this state of semi-death?

Does your soul/consciousness leave your brain, only to be forcibly called back in after the revival process? If not, what exactly would be called back in place of your original consciousness?

Or would you be trapped in-between the material and immaterial?

>>13525817
meant for >>13524311

>>13523744
>how to profit from dying
The most biz thread I’ve ever seen desu.

Also op what were your symptoms?

>>13523744
Nice exit scam asshole

>>13525817
Lol no faggot, you will just die and thats it. No soul bullshit that exists. Back to reality motherfucker

>>13525876
it's 50/50. Good if false, scary if true. You wouldn't jump out of an airplane with a parachute that fails 50% of the time so why do it

>>13525892
Its a 100%. I have looked at this from all angles for 30 years. There‘s definitiv no existence afterwards. It‘s a trick your mind want to believe in, reinforced by false perceptions.

>>13523744
how did you feel before you decided to go to the doctor and get checkout out? What does it feel like now? I'm also a software dev and I can't help but feel like this shit ages your brain 5x faster than anything else

>>13525876
>t. Faggot who hasn’t tried psychedelics

>>13525640
wifi, chemicals in food, water ectc, more sedentary than gen x and b4 etc etc

>>13523744
Start drinking your urine and colloidal gold too

>>13523763
Drink your urine. Eat habanero peppers, Laetrile -b-17

>>13523931
WWJD? STFU

>>13524590
Wrong. Don't follow this shit.

You HAVE to urine fast OP. Do keto for like a week to clean your system. Then water fast for 3 days with distilled water then start looping your urine

>>13525876
Think you might have missed an angle there buddy.

>>13525934
Distilled water is the greatest solvent know to man. It disposes of all the bad shit in your body.

http://aquariusthewaterbearer.com

This site if a gold mine

OP go watch Monica schutts videos on YouTube. Quickly read "water of life" by john Armstrong.

>>13523853
You got to keep in mind that modern medicine has made most of its leaps in the not so distant past. Diseases like this have most likely always persisted but without proper documentation or an idea of what it exactly is. So saying it's something new that young people are getting cancer or alzheimers is a mis-placed as there isn't a whole lot of data to relate it to.

>>13525933
>didn't completely come to disbelief of the thought of an afterlife after doing psychedelics
you are just a retard nothing more

>>13526040
Modern western medicine is one big fucking scam. I laugh at everyone on the right and left bitching about muh healthcare when it's all poisonous garbage. Your body is self healing. Your urine is your own free pharmacy.

They had commercials in the 70's and 80's donate to cancer a cure is right around the corner. And they are still lighting people up with fucking mustard gas almost halfway through the 21st century now.

All the people lining up like sheep at their oncologist when they get cancer. The United States medical complex makes hitler look like an amateur when it comes to killing

Distilled water videos. Lots of informative comments too.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ECSw6nMtmC8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rgeNpuWFA0U

>>13526070
I'm not going to argue there is a lot of corruption. But I do wonder that if there is evidence to repeadetly treat cancer trough methods as you're suggesting why anyone isn't making bank on it?

>>13523744
Start aggressively fasting with snake juice.
Check out Snake Diet youtube channel.
Autophagy attacks cancer and Ketosis starves cancer, both happen when you fast.

>>13526093
How can you make bank off someone drinking their own Urine for example? Or distilled water? Or cayenne pepper or dry fasting?

It's pretty hard to make bank on this sort of stuff.

Go read yo on a few of these things I've mentioned. Go search them on YouTube and read organic comments.

One of the top comments on a heine therapy video was some chick saying how her dad was internally bleeding and nothing was helping that the doctors were doing while he was in the hospital and as one last gasp she had him drink a few glasses of his urine and the internal bleeding stopped immediately

>>13524585
where do you live OP?

>>13524687
Was the guys name john?

Damn OP I’m sorry :(

>>13526093
It's being suppressed. The profits on chemo drugs are insane and consistent since its success rate is not 100%. If it ain't working... pump some more! Pharmaceuticals love this concept.

>>13526148
I'm not even that intelligent and it's so easy to see what a con it is. I think the issue is people are just too lazy to think and or take responsibility for their own health.

It's the same thing with people who think the police protect us. Too lazy to protect themselves so let's have a govt agent protect us even tho they don't

>>13526148
>>13526165
I'm not going to defend chemo or w/e but some youtube comments saying how great distilled water is.. seems a little silly to base my opinion of that. Tons of disinfo out there. But sure, if you're dying without much to do about it you got nothing to lose giving it a try. Still I'd be careful with those so called miracle cures and one size fits all.

>>13526165
>>13526148
Anyway, someone could quite easily, who finds him/herself in this predicament consult it with their doctor to do an experiment and vlog it so show what kind of results you'd get from this. I don't really know any doctors that would have a problem with that. But you have to ask yourself why those types of things aren't there. You don't think insurance corporations would absolutely love to find some miracle cure? Though I agree with you that chemo is probably a very poor solution I find this all to be somewhat sketchy.

>>13525892
I don't know if your concsciousness exists after death but what I'm sure of is you will relive your life an infinite amount of times and possibly have an infinite amount of different lives. If you accept either the inflationary multiverse theory or the many worlds hypothesis of quantum mechanics my previous statement of Thier being an infinite # of "you" has to be true. The philosophical implications of these theories have made me a lot less scared of death. Doesn't mean your current consciousness will have access to these realities but definitely makes it a strong possibility.

>>13523744

you need to take out a life insurance policy. a fucking huge one. you won't profit, but your beneficiary will.

don't tell them about the cancer thing.

>>13524393
You can map inside rooms with WIFI nevermind 5g

>>13526148
You have to ask yourself if that makes any sense. Drink some urine and internal bleeding stops? Sounds like a load of rubbish man. And if you have to judge the credibility via if it's looking organic enough as a comment on youtube. Then imo, you're really missing the nail with your hammer. I guess it can't harm giving it a shot. But that makes no sense man. sounds more like someone's taking the piss out on you.

>>13523822
You have to eat it

>>13523907
this

>>13524101
More like 30 or 40 days

>>13526093
How do you sell not eating for 40 days?
In boxes?

>>13526252
I'm not really defending the urine and distilled water theories. Naturopathy and similar style medicine (which originate from Asian medicine I believe) deal with a more holistic approach, and act on restoring chemical balance to the body. My grandmother was cured of cancer with vitamin C injections among other things (that were not urine lol).

>>13526277
Not everyone's as adventurous as you. Some people would probably prefer some kind of schedule to be made. How do you sell excersising? I don't know but there's plenty of people who make a living on it. Supplying information, coaching, mentoring, scheduling etc etc.

How do people make a living on homeopathy? I mean in the way you guys put it yes you could do everything yourself if you regard the internet as the supplier of how to. But plenty of people don't and would rather get someone experienced involved. Doctors do tons of consulting, you know how many people go to their doctor for a simple cold? Most people actually prefer someone's opinion who studied and is educated on the subject. They don't want to just throw themselves into the deep and do it all themselves they'd rather have someone holding their hand.

>>13524516
>>13524536
Stop.

>>13526286
you are fucking brain dead.

>>13525934
>>13525981
I guess in hindsight it sort of makes sense that the sorts of retards who would fall for imaginary internet money MLMs would be the ones buying into distilled water and wifi memes.

>>13526199
http://aquariusthewaterbearer.com

Also...why would people be talking about their experience with distilled water if all things if it wasn't working for them? It's pure h20 it's just commons sense

>>13526219
Doctors don't know shit about any of this nor do they care or want to know.

Your doctor is no different than a car salesman

OP you should eat a bunch of shrooms. You could take a journey into your head and hang out with the tumor. Might be an interesting experience.

>>13526286
>I'm not really defending the urine and distilled water theories
>Your urine is your own free pharmacy. >>13526070
>Distilled water is the greatest solvent know to man. It disposes of all the bad shit in your body. >>13525981
You're cheering them on as if they're the miracle cure you need to get in on. It's fine if you want to try alternative medicine and completely lost faith in western medicine. But some articles and youtube comments shouldn't be the fundament of your opinion and choice of medicine. If you think there's the possibility that there are people evil enough to sell you complete bullshit, then you should be open minded to the possibility that there are people distrurbed enough to tell you complete and utter nonsense directed to people like yourself who don't trust conventional medicine. Cause believe me they're out there. And I don't necessarily disagree with your idea's of pharma being mostly a scam cause it is. I know they're pretty shady and dodgy people. But I wouldn't let myself get carried away with the extreme opposite of the spectrum. Cause I think its best to spalk a broken leg and rest rather than drinking some urine. And when internal bleeding happens you probably need surgery, not a glass of your own piss. Try and see if things aren't as black and white as you make them out to be. Cause pharma likes to cash in on illness but most doctors and surgeons are genuinely concerned for their patients wellbeing. There's always a touch of grey.

Good luck out there anon. Enjoy what time you have fren

>>13526330
Yeah buying into pure h2o...... what dumbasses people are who believe in that

>>13526351
I'm not cheering anyone on, I'm reading people's personal experiences with doing shit like distilled water and urine therapy and what not. I value people's experiences more than what the book says

>>13523744
Sorry OP. We'll meet again in the spirit collective soon.

>>13526376
Alright goodluck with that.

>>13526394
If op isn't larping what does he have to lose?

>>13524124
literally everything causes cancer slowly. Eventually one of your cells turn cancerous and your body isn't able to kill it. You are more likely to get cancer the older you get. It always existed just now people live to 85 instead of 40 so much more people die from it now.

>>13526351
>but most doctors and surgeons are genuinely concerned for their patients wellbeing. There's always a touch of grey.

Doesn't matter if they are concerned or not with our well being. They are drug pushers. Either they are oblivious to this fact or they know and still give it to us.

You think the opiod epidemic was an accident?

>>13524646
How do you run without fucking your knees up?

>>13526407
More reason to keep your immune system functioning well.

>>13524085
fasting with already diagnosed cancer will only help to kill him faster since cancer cells will literally suck all the energy resources at the expenses of everything else. Fucking snakeoil fasting cultists

>>13526394
The whole idea behind drinking your urine is that when you're sick and you pee, your urine contains information about whatever is making you sick. So when you drink it, your body samples the urine and will produce antibodies to cure your ailment. And when you have a very clean system and your pee is almost white, it's supposed to be like drinking the smoothest water you've ever had.

>>13526437
How can telling someone the benefits of dry fasting be snakeoil. How do you sell something to someone by telling them to dry fast?

>>13526425
Even if you don't die from cancer everyone's telomeres are getting shorter with age. when they get short enough cells die out and stop multiplying. Everyone will die. our genetic code has a death timer written into it. Whe the timer gets closer to zero your body stops functioning properly and organs just shut down. Everyone will die. It is written in our DNA

boil this plant before and after chemotheraphy
is good remedy
Scientific name :
Rhaphidophora decursiva Schott English: Climbing Rhaphidophora
Chinese: Crossing the mountain dragon, green bamboo standard, golden grass hoop, unicorn leaf
Sexual taste: Xin, bitter, warm
Effect: stem root: rheumatism, strong bones, scattered bruises, continued bones
http://www.uweekly.sg/health/52061

>>13526445
Didnt say anything about selling. Learn to read

>>13523744
Brain cancer just isn't real. Fuck off you roleplaying faggot.

>>13524059
Pretty based thought, never considered this

>>13524275
>>13524311
>>13524317
Based cryonics chads. We will truly make it bros. Kek willing we will pass LEV in our lifetimes but if not I will absolutely be freezing my head

>>13524419
This is bullshit. The goal is to lead humanity to that state, which requires transhumanism.

Are coffee enema people the flat earthers of cancer treatment? They exist to make all the other homeopathic treatments seem ridiculous?

>>13526448
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turritopsis_dohrnii

>>13526597
>he thinks homeopathy doesn't work
Just wait for mainstream resurgence of quantum biology

>>13523772
not a bad hunch.

its the manmade RMF.

regularly do grounding to uncharge yourself.
try to stay away from wifi routers , cell towers.

>>13526616
>quantum biology

>>13526628
>doesn't believe established science
>doesn't know photosynthesis is proven to use quantum effects to function
>typical know-nothing pleb posturing

>>13523744

Fast + Sauna

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autophagy


Chemo is basically a shitty version of the natural process autophagy.

Could increase your chances a little. It's great for you

Vapourizer for weed, something like a Flowermate will do, keeps it clean. Full spectrum CBD oils, highest doses you can tolerate. Keto diet, more fats than protein, NO SUGAR! Cancer cells thrive on sugar, they cannot survive without it. Water, habaneros, magnesium citrate to supplement that depleted by the weed. And positivity, this is the key. If your brain is convinced you are on your way out, your body will only follow suit.

>>13526634
I don't know anything about the legitimacy of this 'established science'. It still sounds retarded.

>>13526634
RETARD ALERT

>>13526731
You speaking about yourself? Get acquainted with the literature.

>>13526687
You are ignorant. Like all typical "science enforcers" devoid of any scientific curiosity.
>It still sounds retarded.
>sounds
>muh feelsies

>>13526751
Shutup, nigger

>>13525556
You must be new to /biz/. Because he asked for how to profit from cancer?

>>13524124
5G is coming. Brain cancer for everyone

>>13526796
Kys poojet

>>13526864
Any good wifi blocking kits/tapestries in the making?

ITT: anon survives and gets JUSTED

>>13526677
checked

>>13527055
I hope random niggers on the street slap you and ass rape you

>>13523744
Retard do fasting and carnivore.

>>13523744
try essiac, legit helped my dog with lymphoma and at this point you have nothing to lose

>>13526677
also great advice

Lemme add to words of comfort: sending love to you anon. Thats scary as hell and i hope you have loved ones and friends there for you when the time comes. Wish I could help more from my position.

Also adding to unconventional remedies: ashwagandha is a recent darling of western studies as an adjunct to cancer therapies. Powerful antitumor effects. Check it out.

chemotheraphy is good but has to take care properly because is like a computer without any defense ..is clean so other virus might kills the patient eg a simple flu

>>13527059
unironically tinfoil hats.

>>13524375
Ayahuasca

Go to amazon and get rekt with indians

>>13523907
Look up snake diet hard dry fasting guide. He went 7 fkkkinhg days

>>13524679
Me too and I will discharge myself on the ground I have no idea if it works but it sounds somehow clever, also I will off the wifi.
What the fuck guys I dont wanna die. Perhaps hippie way is the way to go.

>>13523744
releasetechnique.com
This method has been used by people in your situation and have fully recovered.

Watch these people walk again just by using the method:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLwMgUOMQxM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXBe6IK3Kn8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2WRTBmrz9U

It can all be found for free if you have money issues.

Buy the book Healing and Recovery by Dr David Hawkins as well.

>>13523744
Can I open a life insurance policy in your name?

Also water soluble vitamin k2. "Activator X" found in fermented skate liver oil/ butter oil and high doses of vitamin c may work, but not 100% on this.

>>13528418
It's fat soluable

>>13526407
Fun fact: the only reason that whales don't get cancer is because they are so fucking big that their cancer actually gets cancer and it basically cancels it out

>>13523744
>nobody mentioning deuterium depletion

>>13526407
I think cancer overall is still up there. Being old and getting cancer is much high now, pretty sure all the microwaves, shitty food, and various chemicals put in our houses/furniture/everything are fucking us over. We use so many new chemicals we never had before and could never hope to test them all.

>>13523763
Damn but you know they can afford to put Ahmed up in nice housing. Sorry to hear that bro. Hope your remaining time lasts

>>13523744
binge on mushrooms, DMT, lsd.
godspeed OP

>>13523946
implying you are

There are bunch of info on the web that eating cannabis oil kills cancer cells. There have been guys curing theirselves with cannabis oil. You have nothing to lose, I'd deff try the oils

The thread is all so complicated. Just drink your urine it's free.

>>13527744
Essiac tea is great like this anon said. But you need to also be pounded 1500 mg of Laetrile too

>>13529109
>There have been guys curing theirselves with cannabis oil
suuuure

>>13529109
This and eating extremely hot peppers daily (Habanero or higher on the Scoville scale) are the only alt medicines that show promise.

t. md

>>13529221
https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/8plko4/cancer_institute_finally_admits_marijuana_kills/

>>13529243
>r/trees
>the website to the article doesn't even exist anymore
you should go back

>>13529268
It just links to cancer.gov which is still there. Check out this comment
https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/8plko4/cancer_institute_finally_admits_marijuana_kills/e0c8ods/

>>13523744
Make sure to cum in some whores

>>13529230
Yup. New Mexico has the lowest cancer mortality rate out of all the 50 states. Why? They eat hot chips peppers like crazy there.

Also... I read a piece a while back and so mad I can't find it.... but one of the popes who died of old age in the 1960's was dying of cancer in Italy in the 1880's as a 10 year old boy. One night he started gorging himself on hot peppers and the next day he was fine

>>13529365
Why/how does this work?
I assume it was divine intervention if it was a future pope.

>>13529380
Capsaicin is the chemical or whatever in hot peppers that makes it hot.

When you eat a hot pepper your nose starts running right? That mucousy shit is called fibrin. Ask any surgeon and Theyll tell you that that same shit melting in your nose surrounds tumors. That shit is protecting the tumor from your immune system being able to fight it, and enables the tumor to feed also.

That mucousy shit melting in your nose also melts throughout the rest of your body mainly where the tumors are. Because the capsaicin is traveling throughout your body. So it melts the shit that's also surrounding the tumor then your immune system can effectively attack it and destroy it

>>13529380
Short answer: we're not sure. We know it's not just the capsaicin since we've isolated that to study extensively scientifically.

>>13527067
LoL
die if he do, damned if he don't

>>13529380
Also... if you google habanero pepper cancer.... the top video is a cbs interview of the guy who harvests the Carolina reaper. He says he has had multiple tumors removed from his body and family deaths and what not from cancer. And once he started eating a Carolina reaper daily he hasn't had a tumor reoccur in over 5 years

>>13529221

https://medium.com/@ericgeisterfer/23-people-who-beat-cancer-using-cannabis-oil-only-c1b285e31d62

>find the jew(s) in this thread

>>13526634
>photesynthesis
>quantum effects

they use as many quantum effects as any other fucking atom

>>13529456
YouTube habanero pepper cancer I mean

>>13529432
Read my post above. When you eat a super hot pepper and your nose runs. It's melting the mucousy shit in your nose but also melts the shit protecting the tumor cuz it's traveling throughout your body

>>13523946
Hell is made up. Only little kids and dumb niggers believe in stupid shit like that.

>>13529507
The insufferable superior atheist has arrived!

>>13529474

>>13529466

I bet that habanero and cannabis oil would be a very effective way of treating cancer. This is deff what I'll do if I get cancer. I will document Everything.

That pepper shit was new to me

>>13524230
>This website isn't all that edgy after all, there's still hope
You'll realize Hitler did nothing wrong isn't based out of hate either

Nah use xmr

>>13529430
>>13529432
>>13529456
Thanks lads

If I was diagnosed with a terminal illness I would spend my remaining time on earth doing my best to take out pieces of shit that I don't like. I guess when it actually happens to you it takes the wind out of your sails, but if you are going to die anyways why not at least try to make it into Valhalla?

>>13529474
Like these faggots. I would spend thousands of dollars hunting down an murdering the type of imbecile fuckwit pimping this peasant cure witchcraft. I figure I could find and kill at least a few of them with my remaining year before I was caught. This is all in minecraft of course.

Dude your gonna die before even seing a tities

>>13527059
I have lead lined my bedroom with lead sheet bought from gypsies, then plywood over the top. I've never slept better in my life, and no-one wakes me up with a phonecall

>>13523744
I Hope you read this, my father was cured from stage IV Cancer. From a new Drug created . Its called Keytruda -Pembrolizumab

>>13529474
OP don't waste your last days on stupid nonsense shit like this faggot is spewing. Go to Asia and slam as much puss as you can while shooting heroin. Pay extra for raw dogg.

>>13524275
>>13524311
>Has brain cancer
>Just freeze your brain bro!!!

Based brainlets

Bro why don’t you just get rid of yer cancer hahahaha

>hasn’t even read “we want to live”
>hasn’t started his raw food diet of raw meat,eggs,chicken,dairy,fish
>hasn’t read “the recipe for living without disease”
>gave into the Jewish cucks and will die through brain cancer and chemotherapy

Bro I had a piece of skin cancer behind my ear and the book tells you how to get rid of cancer nigger. Stop being a Jewish fucming faggot and save yer life you pathetic sperg. Start with AS MANY RAW EGGS AS YOU CAN RIGHT NOW. I’d say a 24 pack is good. Watch everything you can about aajonus vonderanitz you can on YouTube especially his school of life videos and the cancer society videos
>you think I’m kidding

/biz/ bros, look into the Gerson Therapy. For brain cancer, you are going to specifically want fat soluble, blood brain permeable anti-oxidants, aka the A vitamin or beta carotene family.

Astaxanthin, Zeaxanthin, Fucoxanthin, Lycopene, Lutein, and Beta-Carotene. Boost your immune system with herbs like Cat's claw and Reishi mushroom, while avoiding sugars and processed foods.

Good luck.

>>13523744
do something great in your last 5 weeks and film it put it on youtube everyone will love you and you'll be happyily dying

I’d sell everything I own for bitcoin. What would life be like if we all lived like we were dying. Why don’t we live like this. We just let time pass and die like we never saw it coming.

>>13524059
based and stoic-pilled

>>13525974
What the actual fuck

>>13524124
Rheinmetall stocks

>>13524453
autophagy. it is amazing for your body.

>>13523744
>>13523744
CBD oil but even better Rick Simpson oil might cure you.
Stop usinh all bluetooth devices, dont leave phone next to your head when sleeping and put it on flight mode, use headsets

This thread is full of delusions, death deniers, psychedelic use and horrible pseudo intellectual advice. OP, why did you get brain cancer? Did you program in Visual Basic or cobal? Does your sister know how to spend money? Maybe you should instead be consider making a company that she will head and you're an employee of or something if she doesn't know how to spend money, otherwise it'll be squandered. How do you feel about dying? Strongly suggest you do psychedelics and figure out what you REALLY want to do. I've read that cancer needs sugars so I can see why people say keto is good but I am not going to give advice on diet. If you choose to stay, consider onions or an all in one food, time is too valuable to spend eating crap, unless you'll be dining out all the time and you don't mind the prep time and eating.

>>13523772
It´s probably reading reddit.

>>13523744
DRINK YOUR OWN PEE
DRINK YOUR OWN PEE
DRINK IT