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>>13501559
Become a spirit medium

>>13501570
Ok lets just imagine this scenario.

>Anon, tell me what my wife wanted to me to before she died
>Hmm let me consult the spirits.
Voices in my head just tell me to go fuck myself.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>13501570
This you literally are closer and more in tune with the universe than you could possibly know. Your thoughts that creep into your head that “aren’t your own” are from the collective unconscious and are amplified by your emotional state. Exercise, eat healthy, avoid negative forms of music and media and strive to be in a positive state as often as you can. I hesitantly say to meditate but that can make it worse if you can’t stay positive.

>>13501559
You open about it? Start a youtube channel about life with schizo.
Monetize with patreon and advertise relentlessly.

>>13501559
etika some cuck fake reaction twitch streamer got millions of hits on twitter this week for having a schizo meltdown and live streaming the police breaking into his apartment to arrest him,

but your probably better off taking meds and staying level as long as you can

>>13501585

Become an artist

>>13501559
Start off by getting a diagnosis, then apply for disability. Then start making YouTube videos/streaming and do "outrageous" things all with the tag line of you being diagnosed with schizophrenia.

>>13501559
Time for dmt and shrooms. Also fight the demons with Jesus. Sooner or later you will realise that God exists and you will become his soldier. You think i'm crazy and dont know wat i am talkin about? Talk to me in a few years when u r a Jesus freak

>>13501559
sue yourself in court of law

>>13501559

have sex

>>13501585
The other ideas are better. My inspiration was just playing the new Phoenix Wright compilation on PS4.

>>13501604
I would do this, but looks like this >>13501607 Etika guy beat me to it.

>https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-best-career-life-track-for-someone-with-schizophrenia-and-why
Anything creative it seems - not business or science.
>but in creative fields such as the arts, their inability to keep their ideas constrained within what Simonton calls “their usual conceptual boundaries” – a mark of mental illness – becomes an asset. Although it can lead to paranoia and a tendency to see conspiracies and links everywhere, it can also generate the novel combinations that underlie creativity

>>13501674
bend over

>>13501597
>avoid negative forms of media
rechecks url

Do some LSD.

>>13501559
godspeed anon

come up with crazy theories and become a conspiracy guy. write a book and publish it, go on podcasts, sell merch. use your schizo brain to your favor.

>>13501559
You dont, you just suffer.

Like Job wise I have no fucking clue what I'm meant to do. I have zero qualifications due to my condition... I have AAT accounting but my brain isn't what it used to be.

>>13501559
There is no such thing as schizophrenia. It’s a psyop to keep you from thinking outside the box and becoming rich.

>>13501717

stop projecting, incel

>>13501722
Yea this is honestly a terrible website for a schizo to be on on hate to break it to you OP.

>>13501559
You can probably get neetbucks

>>13501920
Not in the UK, PPI is hard as fuck to get. Even people with MS are finding it had to get it.

>>13501918
I know, but it's my only source of pleasure desu

>>13501639
just a matter of time before you will be a buddhafreak

>>13501639
unironically this

>>13501912
Projectiles will be shot, believe me

>>13501930
Yeah but only Jesus scares the old witch away. The one with 3 long fingers

>>13501938
I know

Sooner or later Op will become a born again Christian. Dont fight it op; just start learning acoustic guitar or tambo

>>13501559
NIACIN (Vitamin B3) megadoses have been shown to cure psychosis patients. Start with food extracted Niacin that gives a flush.

>>13501842
Niacin (Vitamin B3)
>>13502029

>>13502029
Just looked them up, gonna have to go get some. Thanks for the tip.

>>13501559

Jeff Marzinsky.

The Presence of Other Worlds in Paranoid Schizophrenia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFEnnEwdM9c


Take These Broken Wings -- Healing from Schizophrenia, Cure without Medication

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPfKc-TknWU

>>13502189

Also CBD (though avoid THC), just some nice organic CBD drops.

>>13501559
bro
the buddha doesnt do any direct thoughts

as a direct thought emerges you suppress it and gain a non painful state, this is the first level

the second level is pleasant and you are not striving to obtain mental peace with skillfull qualities like focus

the third is neither pleasant nor not pleasant contemplation

the fourth and final level is a partial unbinding from all that is form-color, ideation, opinion or sense-perception. it's similar to nirvana

>>13501585
Kek
Try making shit up nigger

>>13501610
What is this image supposed to represent? I see things that resemble the bottom right in my room all the time at night. When I'm right between wake and sleep. Between worlds if you will.

>>13501585
just tell them what you heard anon

>>13502013
>>13501639
Piano is fine too
https://youtu.be/JI3tVMKmMM8

>>13501674
Underrated.

Any shred of doubt I had about the existence of god went

>>13503304
Because god is supposed to be nice to you?

>>13501559
go to /pol/ and ask for money in exchange for proof that mossad is behind everything that happens in the world

>>13501559
apply to paid studies

>>13501890
My bro has Schizophrenia. He just lives the NEET life, gets gibs, buys penny stocks.

>>13501918
id check's out

>>13501891

kek

>>13501640

>>13501585
Kek

>>13501559
create an operating system