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HOLY FUCK. GET THE FUCK IN HERE.

I don’t care whether Craig forged that email. Even if he did, he would be doing it to keep the Bitcoin’s.

BUT NOTICE WHAT EVERY FUCKING BLOCKSTREAM SHILL ON REDDIT IS MISSING OUT ON: There is NO dispute on Craig being Satoshi. He has early bitcoin transactions RECORDED early 2009. The plaintiff AGREES that Craig is Satoshi.

>> No.13475768
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>>13475751
Please believe me sirs

>> No.13475770

>>13475751
First transactions was sent on the 9th. 3 days later = not early adopter. Sorry kid, you missed the train. Heh, better luck next time though.

>> No.13475784

>>13475770
You’ve got to be fucking joking me. The plaintiff, judge, and the defendant all agree that Craig is Satoshi.

HOW ARE PEOPLE MISSING THIS?

>> No.13475797

>>13475751
>AGREE WITH ME IM FUCKIN DESPERATETEEEEEE
dude, take the day off. that trolls own mother don't believe him, never mind rotw

>> No.13475799

>>13475784
I was just joshing ya. Bought 100k.

>> No.13475815
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13475815

CSW is obviously Satoshi. Only brainlets cannot see this.

>> No.13475821

>>13475797
Goddamn imagine being this dumb.

It literally says that transactions are recorded early 2009. The plaintiffs are in agreement with the defendant that Craig is Satoshi you FUCKING NUT.

>> No.13475824

>>13475751
idk maybe but if he's satoshi why can't he just make a transaction from satoshi's wallet? or log into bitcoin.org and make a post? or literally any of the unambiguous ways to prove it?

>but my transaction
OK but again, why not one of the obvious, easy, undeniable ways?

>> No.13475842

>>13475824
> I’ll agree when I receive an arbitrary standard of evidence when a more concrete case of evidence has already been established in the courts by the PLAINTIFFS themselves.

Imagine being this ignorant

>> No.13475846

>>13475784
sign the fucking genesis blocks then, craig.
I don't give a fuck what normie lawyers say.

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>>13475821
you can repeat shit till your pink in the face, That doesn't make it FACT, And your endless BS is tiresome already

>> No.13475860

>Craig claims he's Satoshi ofc
>Kleiman claims he's Satoshi so he can convince the judge to award him monies
>The judge is only there to judge the disagreement, he's not there to investigate if their agreements are false
This case wasn't meant to prove anything but maybe Craig will owe Kleiman for Bitcoins he never had huehue

>> No.13475877

>>13475824
Because he doesn't want to. He's god-tier head-strong, fucking brainlet.

>> No.13475889

>>13475824
Because he doesn’t succumb to the demands of the weak.

Courts > idiot shills. Also, showing that you have the keys is just proof of that: that you have possession of keys. It’s not 100% proof. The 100% proof will come from his bank records that will show he bought bitcoin.org.

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>>13475784
Those of us who care about the truth have known about this for a long time. Of course you never read about this shit on plebbit most of that place is controlled by Blockstream and their army of useful idiot dildos.

>> No.13475937

>>13475889
These aren't fucking car keys you lend to your mom, these are cryptographic keys. The entire purpose is to verify authentication.

The only person who would ever have the Satoshi wallet key would be Satoshi. The only concrete way to verify identity is through signing with that key.
>Don't trust, Verify.
It's either put up or shut up.

>> No.13475943

>>13475937
Are you fucking retarded? That’s false. Satoshi could have given his keys to anyone else. FUCKING LEARN HOW SHIT WORKS YOU FUCKING DUMB SHILL.

>> No.13475952

>>13475943
well, its fucking obvious, exactly WHO he certainly NEVER gave them to, for sure

>> No.13475958

>>13475943
>Satoshi could have let his mom borrow the keys to his billion dollar wallet while hers was getting an oil change.

>> No.13475964

>>13475824
Because he can't, because he isn't Satoshi

>> No.13475993

Craig murdered Satoshi and took the keys to his wallet.

>> No.13475994

>>13475877
Because he cannot. We all know it.

>> No.13476003

>My phone number is 1234!
Okay I'm sceptical can you prove it?
>I-I don't need to prove anything just believe me!
I don't believe you tho, could you send me a text from your phone to verify? Seems really reasonable.
>No, I'll sue you in court to prove it!
W-wha?

>> No.13476752

i honestly believe that Craig is such a fucking loser that he is literally responsible for all these craig threads. srsly, the man is a fucking alcoholic loser and hes a criminal scammer. hes going to fucking jail.

>> No.13476798

Sergey is satoj

>> No.13477186

>>13476752
>hes going to fucking jail.
Doubt.jpg

>> No.13477235

>>13476798
baste and linkpilled

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>>13475751
Bcashers would deny it because muh anarcho proof of keys > legal system controlled by bankers out to destroy economic freedom

>> No.13477265

>>13475842
This, but unironically.
Anyone with a brain for a brain knows Craig is satoshi. The Court case is about wether Ira, Dave Kleiman's brother, has a legal claim to part of the Satoshi (craig) money

>> No.13477271

>I wrote it down so it's true
Just sign a message with the genesis key or STFU. Stop giving faketoshi attention and more than 1 thread at a time, bitcoin streetshit version bagholders.

>> No.13477275

>>13475751
Whats ex 1 line 31.

>> No.13477274

>>13475846
>sign the fucking genesis blocks then, craig
How did this meme start? Obviously he will sign for the judge as part of the evidence stack, but standing alone it is not a proof that he is Satoshi. Why does it seem only Craig undestand this?

>> No.13477276

>>13476003
This

>> No.13477583

>>13477274
It's not a meme. Signing transactions is literally what bitcoin does.

>> No.13477648

>>13477583
Yeah and opening doors is literally what keys does. What's your point again?

>> No.13477704

>>13477648
>what keys does
You've been drinking again Craig.

>> No.13477713

>>13477704
I see your brain cell is still dormant

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>>13475751
it's in the plaintiff's interest for cw to be satoshi so he can get his money kek you retard
>>13475846
this, he needs to shit or get off the pot
wish this cw spam faggotry would fuck off

>> No.13477756

>>13476752

the shill threads went up 100x after he got banned from twitter and btrashsv got delisted. really killed this board.

>> No.13478007

>>13477742
>it's in the plaintiff's interest for cw to be satoshi so he can get his money kek you retard

If Craig wasn't Satoshi there wouldn't be any money to claim in the first place you absolute mongoloid

>> No.13478013

>>13475751
Is the source coingeek?

>> No.13478020

>>13477274
Why do we need to trust judges with telling us instead of Craig just proving it in trustless way? Nice joke sir

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>>13478020
>sir
DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?!?!

>> No.13478031

>>13475860
kek

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>>13478025
No he’s assuming your nationality

>> No.13478038

>>13475902
you cant mention creg and truth in the same sentence

>> No.13478043

>>13477274
Ur beyond retarded

>> No.13478084

>>13478043
You are, Greg sockpuppet Maxwell

>> No.13478088
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Late 2018
>tether fud
>upcoming Bitcoin Cash fork
>potential hash war

May 2019
>tether fud
>upcoming Bitcoin Cash fork
>potential hash war

See your brainlets at sub 2k BTC price.s

>> No.13478102

>>13475751
>He has early bitcoin transactions RECORDED early 2009
Well, just prove that those transactions are Craig's then.

>The plaintiff AGREES that Craig is Satoshi.
He does, but only because it actually helps his case against Craig.

Ira was in no way involved in his brother David's dealings with Satoshi so he doesn't know dick about it.

>> No.13478113

>>13478088
Craig says it the best as always:
"The wheel of time is not on an axis"

https://medium.com/@craig_10243/the-wheel-of-time-is-not-on-an-axis-ccefa8963f6

>> No.13478125

>>13478088
Mid 2017
>China pboc fud
>upcoming Bitcoin Cash fork
>potential hash war

And we all know what happened.