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>asking us for advice on how to run or open a business

Name it crazy 88's
Call your steam room the kike gasser
Instead of gym equipment have rock breaking stuff
Hand out Jewish prison uniforms
Dress like Hitler and yell at your clients mercelessly to break more rocks
Profit

Get a bunch of cardio equipment and overcharge so you get a bunch of middle class soccer moms that never actually come in. Weightlifting equipment just attracts real men that come regularly, and they lose you money.

>>13472225
Good advice here. Also let yoga instructors hold classes there for members.
Yoga moms go for yoga once then never return

>>13472208
>us

Anonymity is about being a strong individual, not a collectivist commie fgt. I want to unleash humanity; I don't want a bunch of con artist, pot-bellied chicken-neck pieces of garbage running our world.

>>13472225
I actually have an idea to incentivize people to come in and profit on them further but it's an untested gimmick so the risks are enormous. Whoever invented the "female only" gym really was a genius. IIRC it took my ex gf well over a year to cancel her gym account even after she'd left the state the gym was in-and I think she only did it because I told her to.

>>13472247
While I'll certainly have some cardio machines I don't think I'll have enough room for yoga or too many extraneous activities-this isn't going to be like LA Fitness or something like that, just a big unit in a strip mall somewhere. I want the gym to be pretty utilitarian-if I could get away with just having dumbbells and folding benches I would but I don't anticipate that being the case, it's got to be beginner friendly and safe so some of those prohibitively expensive plate-loaded machines will unfortunately be a must.