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Anonymous Mon Apr 29 01:13:24 2019 No.13468273 [Reply] [Original]

*mic feedback*
Hows everyone doing tonight? Everyone having a nice Sunday night?

How about these wagies folks? God bless em, all they do is work and sleep. Or as wagies call it: "work and getting ready for work".

*audible chuckles*

But I kid the wagies, you know one of my best friends is a wagecuck. I asked him how he was the other day and he said fine, but that he was so busy wagecucking that he made a mistake on his taxes, and now he owes the irs money.

*murmurs*

So I ask my friend well how much does he owe? He said he doesnt know, that the irs is just going to garnish his wages until its settled.

*slight chuckling, murmuring*

Yep, says he found some parsley and basil with his last paycheck, heyo!

*uproarious laughter*

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 01:15:09 2019 No.13468281 You have to go back

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 01:16:44 2019 No.13468289 You have to go back

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 01:19:15 2019 No.13468303 You have to go back

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 01:21:01 2019 No.13468313 https://youtu.be/8SlEvsbqcLc

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 01:21:22 2019 No.13468316 >>13468273 Based and NEETpilled

Anonymous Mon Apr 29 01:24:25 2019 No.13468337
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Let me show you how it's done lad

*ting tink tinc*
Hello? Is this thing working?
*audience speaks up*
Oh I guess we know it's not a NEET then
*audience laughs*
Hey what do you get when a NEET works his butt off all day?
skidmarks!
*audience is laughing. Several neets are booted out of their parent's house and forced to get jobs*
We can't get too mad at NEETs, right guys?
*audience is giggling*
Why didn't the NEET cross the road?
Because his mommy wasn't holding his hand!
*audience is laughing too hard to breath, a frog in a blanket is taken outside and shot through the head*
Thank you, thank you! have a good night!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 01:26:20 2019 No.13468343 >>13468337 Get out, GET OUT! I SAID GET OUT!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 01:30:15 2019 No.13468363 File: 98 KB, 228x221, 6835432765345.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13468337

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 01:35:52 2019 No.13468399 File: 15 KB, 385x363, 1549185974249.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13468337 What a journey, well done

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 01:40:12 2019 No.13468423 >>13468337 Shit what a fucking bloodbath. OP brutally massacred in his own thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 01:52:47 2019 No.13468468 >>13468337 boooo! boooooo! this (you) negates the previous

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 01:56:43 2019 No.13468487 >>13468337 lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 02:02:52 2019 No.13468509 >>13468273 Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 02:03:54 2019 No.13468513 >>13468337 DOUBLE kek

Anonymous Mon Apr 29 02:27:35 2019 No.13468595
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>>13468281
>>13468289
>>13468303

It appears we have some wagies in the crowd folks

*audible boos and hisses*

Now now.

So wagies, is that mantra you all repeat a reminder or something?

*murmurs*

We already know you have to go back...to work!

*laughter*

I bet they all have the same alarm clock too, huh folks?

*chuckles and applause*

Thanks folks, I'll be at the piano bar playing some tunes all this week, catch ya then!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 02:30:42 2019 No.13468616 >>13468273 isnt UBI and pod living going to mask the whole neet thing. Get 1000 bux a month then go live in some kiddie bed size room with tv anf wifi connection with a built in mini fridge and youre pretty much set.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 02:42:59 2019 No.13468688 File: 152 KB, 402x600, apartment-pod.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13468616 imagine rooms like this going for 300 bux a month. while you collect youre $1000 a month .

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 06:43:53 2019 No.13469793 honk

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 06:48:24 2019 No.13469806 File: 93 KB, 445x1024, B47AC8BC-B829-41F8-9E82-539C423F7E6E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 07:00:46 2019 No.13469836 >>13468273 god dammit anon, kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 07:01:27 2019 No.13469841 File: 114 KB, 601x508, 1488019789339.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13468337 I'm neet and this is funny +1

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 07:09:51 2019 No.13469883 File: 24 KB, 374x374, x3nqedk6_400x400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13468273

Anonymous Mon Apr 29 09:58:51 2019 No.13470961
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*ahem* *mic feedback*

Is this thing on?

*audience whoop and cheer*

Thank you, thank you, and thank you. So, how's everyone doing? Glad you came along tonight? I sure am

*minor ripples of laughter*

We've got an action packed show for you tonight, but first I gotta take care of some admin points.

*audience groans*

Hey, we'll get there together, ok? It'll be fun, promise.

Soooo. There are no fire alarms planned, so if you see a fire, try and keep up with me

*appreciative laughter*

Next, tip your servers. I mean it. These guise and gals are doing a great job. I'm talking about you, Michael, you, Beth, you, you, well- all of you.

*Audience breaks into applause*

And now, for the most important point I would like to make this evening

FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JANNIES

*Audience goes wild, standing ovation, before breaking out onto the sidewalk and spontaneously overturning cars and setting them on fire*

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 10:09:32 2019 No.13471037 >>13470961 BASED

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 10:11:05 2019 No.13471048 File: 284 KB, 1024x768, 1544333840232.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13470961

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 10:12:10 2019 No.13471052 >>13468337 Based

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 10:28:10 2019 No.13471154 >>13471048 Imagine being a jannie kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 10:29:52 2019 No.13471164 >>13471154 Imagine pining foe Jannies dick so much that you post memes and threads about him in mere hope for him to ban you and therefore notice you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 10:44:35 2019 No.13471282 >>13468337 neets eternally BTFO

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 10:47:27 2019 No.13471304 >>13468337 Holy shit, how will OP ever recover!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 10:52:35 2019 No.13471344 >>13468337 „...taken outside and shot through the head“ best part

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 11:00:49 2019 No.13471418 >>13471164 hahahahahaha a fucking butthurt jannie this is too good

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 12:34:14 2019 No.13472008 File: 2 KB, 50x45, 1543326343128.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13468273 >>13468337 >>13468595 >>13470961 Reddit is laughing at you

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 12:41:51 2019 No.13472054 File: 7 KB, 181x279, descărcare(7).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13468337

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 13:30:31 2019 No.13472396 >>13472008 What is that, an image for ants?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 13:34:13 2019 No.13472418 >>13472008 and because it's deserved, I will for once not post the dog in response

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 13:42:13 2019 No.13472476 >>13468337 Based

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 14:13:13 2019 No.13472716 File: 160 KB, 331x10000, 1556461796525.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13472008 >plebbit

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