/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13462881
> I worked as pornstar actor

>>13462881
nothign.

>>13462881
I'm self employed web dev so I'd continue saying that. If your some kind of wagie, maybe just get a hobby and claim its your job the way trust fund babys do.

I likely wouldn't buy a supercar or even tell people that I'm rich from crypto. I would find a girlfriend who won't know a thing until I'm sure that she loves me for me. Then just raise a family in a quiet, majority white neighborhood.

>>13462881
>majority white neighborhood.
What country do you live in where such a neighborhood exists?

I am a node operator.

>>13462916
This but I will have 4 wives

>>13462881
Don't flaunt it like a new money bitch

>>13462933
Welcome to the brotherhood of nod

>>13462881
>muh supercars
>muh top tier apartment
>muh 20 pairs of $3000 nigger shoes
>muh $500000 watch
go fuck yourself retard
fucking wannabe bilzerians, it pathetic
and keep talking about your golden bull run as if its going to happen

>>13462881
I don't have to tell them shit, they'll be poorfags from my point of view and I'll laugh and spit in their faces if they pester me

"I'm going pick up my third Ferrari from the dealership get the fuck out of my face" is what I do for a living

>>13462929
I live in the Bronx of all places (only 10% white). We still have white neighborhoods and some are very serene if you're willing to cough up the right amount of dough for it.

>>13462929
based camden, new jersey

>>13462963

>>13462978
These houses are in the 7 figure range but it beats any penthouse in Manhattan a million times over.

>>13462962
>>13462963
That'll be fixed
Gives it 5 years

>>13462881
I was part of a sect and one day I woke up millionaire

>>13462881
Same thing I tell people now.
Little bit of this, little bit of that.

>>13462881
>Well I'm retired now, but I was in... ph-pharmaceuticals.

>>13462881
>apartment
KEK
t. homeowner

>>13462881
I'd just say I invested into some stuff and live off my investments and daytrading

>What exactly do you tell them?
I found out how to make money fucking prostitute

>>13462881
I wouldn’t live very ostentatiously, so I’d probably feed them the “I’m rich but broke at the same time” story. Basically I’d frame it to be a situation like moneymoustace was in (he and his wife saved most of their income and then retired on around $600k by living off poverty-line tier investment income.)

>”yeah, I made some money in the crypto boom”
>tell them I have around $750k or so (emphasize that you’re not a millionaire even if you are)
>tell them I only really make $20-30k/yr because I refuse to touch the principal
>I frame it in a way where I’m actually broke because I’m living off peanuts

Most normies looking to mooch will just walk away at that point. If you live in a place surrounded by rich people you probably won’t have that problem anyway.

>>13462881
well you see there's this Japanese anime forum on the internet and everyone there was talking about this cryptocurrency utility token called chainlink and it's great because their logo is so cool, it's like a cube and they all started to make funny meme versions of it, and the company, you see, is run by this guy, Sergey, and he's amazing he always where's the same shirt and loves Macdonald's, and then there was thisother guy called Assblaster who was an insider and told everyone that chainlink is actually a secret and that we weren't supposed to know about it because it solves the oracle problem and everything and is like going to be like the 4th industrial revolution and that lots of really important people and companies own it, and well, everyone couldn't stop talking about it so I put everything I had and bought as many chainlinks as I could so I can run my own node and everything it's so cool.

>>13462881
sold my dirtbike in 2000 and bought amazon and forgot that I had it

>>13463491
>He thinks the Mongolian toenail licking forum is a Japanese anime forum
Anon, I-

>>13462881
>i work in export import
>i flip houses
>i own rental property, which is a good way to invest your crypto millions if you decide to cash out
>its complicated
>i invented a drug to help kids (this is to bang the thots)

but never ever EVER, i won the lottery

>>13462937
Sand/Nigger in white skin

>>13462956
yikes unbased and inceled pilled

>>13462963
what about dumbo?

>>13463685
Too close to downtown Manhattan. Not really feeling it desu.

>>13463333
Based and cult-pilled
Also checked.

>>13462881
I work as a freelancer and mostly at home office. Done.

>>13462916
This except I will also use my copious amounts of free time and wealth to ingratiate myself with the local political system and out-jew all forms of collectivist trash.

>implying you'll ever actually make it even when the market recovers

>>13462881
i already work as a "technology consultant" and am living off of millions in crypto.
it depends on who im meeting with if i want to be honest if at all tho.
if its the irs that im meeting with, im a professional gambler.

>>13463356
Thas ignorant

I'm retired.

Just say what that one youtuber says: "I made my money off the stock market"

I can't wait for somebody I just met hear these words come from my mouth only to see them recoil in surprise (jealousy) and congratulate me. One day this will happen. God I can't wait.

Only correct answer, I'd still get a lambo though

>>13462881
>implying I won't just hold through the top like I did last time
heh i'll probably get greedy and fuck myself again desu