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I have a cure for metabolic syndrome.

What are my chances of being shot in the head?

>> No.13459513

quick tell us to decentralize it

>> No.13459515

0%
also
100% of being braindead

>> No.13459519

>>13459509

Jew it mofo. Just Jew it. Make them bucks for poor bastards willing to live.

>> No.13459520

>>13459509
So after hitting a two week high on my crypto portfolio I decide to reward myself to the golden arches. I forget to specify that my order is to go, so they hand me a tray with the sandwich on it. I do not want it served to me like this but I do not take the tray back and ask for a bag because taking the tray back and asking for bags is not what winners do. I floor it out of the parking lot leaving the tray on the asphalt I drive home to my house and decide to save my sandwich for later because I have a stomachache from the ordeal mentioned previously. I open the refrigerator and try to figure out how I'm going to do this. I unplug the microwave and put it on the floor to prop the refrigerator door open until I can conduct research and form a plan. I open up Bing and immediately an archived post comes up from a guy using the username "ThreeForFree" who says he ate a McDonald's hamburger from the fridge once and caught a cholera and had to get his leg cut off. I get upset and decide to throw the sandwich away, but it occurs to me that the guy might have just been dumb about keeping the germs off of it. So I unwrapped the burger and put it on a plate. I take two pieces of paper out of the printer, placing one on top of the hamburger and the other one below the plate And loosely wrap the paper around the hamburger and pull out a huge line of scotch tape. I wrap the big piece of tape around the burger and the two pieces of paper in the plate and repeat the process with another piece of tape I keep wrapping tape around it until no part of the printer paper wrapper isn't covered with tape making it 100% scientifically sterile. I place the entire plate with the burger and paper and all wrapped around it inside of a plastic Safeway bag for good measure and close that off with a bag clip. I put it in the fridge, put the microwave back up onto the counter close the fridge and forget about the hamburger. A week later I had to throw it away.

>> No.13459522

>>13459509
embed it in a blockchain of your choosing

>> No.13459534

>>13459509
There is no "cure" for metabolic syndrom since it's a conjunction of risk factor, literally med school 101.

Also the way to prevent it is already known: stop being a fat piece of shit eating trash and not doing exercise.

>> No.13459545

>>13459534
I know what metabolic syndrome is. The pill addresses high cholesterol, blood sugar, and blood pressure at the same time.

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>>13459509
Tell me how, my families lives depends on it, give me a hint, what does it involve?

>> No.13459589

>>13459579
Eat beans.

>> No.13459593

>>13459545
Neat but we already know what the cure is: a vegan diet. It's the only scientifically effective method to reverse atherosclerosis.

>> No.13459595

Nice try big pharmas. I'm eating this garlic and living forever. Ligma nuts lmao

>> No.13459607

>>13459593
You're an idiot.
>>13459595
Is closer than you.

>> No.13459637

>>13459589
What color? Green? Brown? Red? Which country are they from?

>> No.13459661

>>13459607
>You're an idiot
Nice counter-argument. Here's a source for you:
https://www.pcrm.org/news/news-releases/new-review-highlights-benefits-plant-based-diets-heart-health

>> No.13459687

>>13459661
Some plants help. Like beans. In general a vegan diet can harm your metabolism though because big it's high content of copper and low zinc, lack of absorbable iron, and low protein content.

>> No.13459700

>>13459687
Spill the beans asshole. You know you're not going to be able to effectively minetize this info, might as well share the secrets of good health with your frens on this here mexican sign language board.

>> No.13459735

>>13459700
I was actually offered 10 million to license it which I turned down.

>> No.13459752
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>>13459735
Which is why you're here larping.. okay. If you really do have info like this, and you're not willing to share it, I hope you do fuckin get shot in the head faggot.

>> No.13459762

>>13459700
Color and country of origin don't matter. Just eat good quality pulses. Organic even.

>> No.13459770

>>13459762
Better, thank you.

>> No.13459779

>>13459770
I'm sorry, are you saying "better" like some father figure trying to correct his son's behavior? I'll never tell you the rest of what would work, you fucking psychotic douchebag.

>> No.13459788

>>13459779
You were never going to anyway. Because you don't really know anything of value. Fuck you nigger.

>> No.13459795

>>13459779
If you want to know what really addresses these issues, then look into deep breathing/fasting. Better than any bean that you regularly shove up your urethra.

>> No.13459805

>>13459687
>In general a vegan diet can harm...
In general, everything causes harm in some sense. Obviously in a thread talking about heart health we're talking about a vegan diet geared toward heart health. So do you have an actual counter point to argue or would you like to keep attacking straw men

>> No.13459815

>>13459795
>look into deep breathing/fasting
Have any scientific sources to back this up? Thanks in advance

>> No.13459816

>>13459509
But people like you who go around waving secrets of humanity over peoples head like a carrot on a stick deserve every bit of what they get/whats coming to them, instead of just publishing their info for the betterment of mankind, they try to pimp out this info while simultaneously criticizing tptb for killing/snuffing people like that out, i hope they fuck you good if you don't publish info like this on a blockchain, this is the kind of scenario it was invented for, use it for the betterment of humanity or eat humble pie.

>> No.13459823

>>13459815
Look up videos of the super human guy who goes running in the snow in his underwear, he goes really in depth about his discoveries and techniques.

>> No.13459824

>>13459815
You will know who it is when you find him, im sorry i can't remember a name right now.

>> No.13459828

Random asshole telling me how to behave says "I" need humble pie.

Shit like this makes me not want to produce my drug at all.

>> No.13459830

>>13459545
Physician here. Tell me something that will prove that you are not a larp

>> No.13459838 [DELETED] 

>>13459830
Sulfur-permeation theory.

>> No.13459854

>>13459830
Lol everything I could say would require that you sign an NDA

>> No.13459856

>>13459828
If a pharmaceutical company told me where you lived, they wouldn't even have to pay me, and im not alone. The people are tired of being fucked around on, help of get the fuck out of here, I'd compare you to shit, but it would be an insult to shit.

>> No.13459877

>>13459854
lmao okay, go hunt a rep that will offer you more than 10 mills for your magic cure

Could have at least told me pharmacokinetics if u had anything worthwhile

>> No.13459908

>>13459877
Could, but I won't because it's just some "magic cure."

>> No.13459912

>>13459856
The fuck is wrong with you.

I think it's your karma to deal with illness if you automatically have this kind of attitude with someone trying to help you.

>> No.13459915

faggot larper, give no attention and sage this nerd

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>>13459912
Dude isn't it obvious that >>13459856
Is trying to rustle your jimmies to make you spill your "beans" (heh). Just ignore the troll. As to your question, you'd want to look into which pharma comp youd put out of business or hurt them financially with this new pill. If they seem evil then the chances would be high. Either way just make sure not to be greedy if you license it and charge a high price. Having a good conscious is worth more than all the money you could get. Good luck fren

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>>13459912
>>13459908
>>13459854
>>13459828
>>13459779
>>13459735
>>13459762
>>13459687
>>13459735
>>13459607
>>13459589
>>13459545
what you need to do is develop the cure for schizophrenia first, my friend. Then people will take you seriously

>> No.13459961

I want to be alive the moment the singularity happens, tell me what eat for fucks sake anon.

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13459963

There already is a cure, it's called a low carb high fat diet LCHF.


Tip: It's what people used to eat before metabolic syndrome was common.

>> No.13459964

>>13459856
absolutely based

>> No.13460007

>>13459912
I got all sorts of karma racked up buddy, good karma, just because I'd fuck you up for being a pretentious lesser being, does not mean im a bad person. If you have knowledge thay could change mankind for the better and choose not to release it, you will suffer eternally.

>> No.13460017

>>13459961
Look at what indians eat apparently.

>> No.13460020

>>13460007
Lol we'll see about that.

>> No.13460024

>>13459735
lying fagit

>> No.13460028

>>13460020
Which part?

>> No.13460030

>>13459520
is this a copy pasta? part two? I feel so invested

>> No.13460053

>>13459509

they'll sabotage your trials first, then shoot you if you are in range of FDA approval

>> No.13460056

>>13460028
Also I'd fucking destroy you, fag.

>> No.13460061

>>13460056
You wouldn't even be able to touch me.

>> No.13460110

>>13459534
nobelprize is yours anon

>> No.13460134

>>13459752
kek

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>>13459509
In order to ascertain what it means, the faces need to be studied in more detail. The refraction of the light within the glasses allocates more of a particular realm and has more with time dilation that compared to the other. As to answer why, the reason remains unknown.

The corner describes another instance in which the shadow of the temple regarding the facial structure eats away at them simply. Therefore, it should be noted that despite all this, the realm of reality and fiction in which they exist cannot simply be explained with simple precautions but must be known.

Behind that, behind your vat of blood, there lies it. The God of it all demands the dragon of the golden crown to eat away at the vat of blood and feces. The God of the machinations dislikes the scripts and upon the screen of death, hates that with the passion of death. The abyss and the void of death clings onto the void of the screen. The abyss and files within the abyss cling to the vat and the refraction of the light continues to press forward onto the screen and mirror of disrepair. In order to properly contain it, the addendum of time must be added onto the dilation of the screen and exit out onto the God of machinations and the fiction must be coincided with them. The screaming and the void.
>Regarding the void

The simple equation is resulting of about a life to another. A mammal in which is equal to that of a fox equals about a human life. So, a cow with a head of a pig can thus equate to about two human lives. Therefore, you can say that the lives in the escape of the exit can see forward through the abyss and into the vat of blood and feces of about two human lives. Therefore, it should be stated that the life of a pig with the body of a cow can be seen with the lens of a pig with the body of a fox. With the abyss, it cannot be understated. Therefore, it should be with Lain instead. Inside the machinations of it, lies the fiction of the refraction of the light.

>> No.13460154

i can tell from own experience:
> losing weight
> doing sports regularly
> not smoking
> no alcohol
> putting some "normal" green stuff into your diet
> staying away from trash food

will increase your quality of life by a gazillion percent.
i had developed pa shitload of serious health problems cause i had a more or less unhealthy lifestyle in my 20ies. i had to change all my bad habits ; took me roughly 5 years. i had no other choice, otherwise i would have been in pain 24/7 till the rest of my days. i know a couple of people who were not able to, and boi, now that they hit 40 they're in deep shit...constantly ill etc

>> No.13460159

I know this is a larp thread, but in the absolutely impossible chance of you figuring out something that has value, by trying to jew the jews you will become the jew. Think about it, are you one of us or one of (((them))) ?

>> No.13460693

>>13459735
so theres no way you're gonna say it on 4chan. this thread is over

>> No.13460724

>>13459815
Wim hoff

>> No.13460735

>>13459856
Look up doug wallace, jack kruse and laszlo boros. It's all about the mitochondria, deuterium, the photoelectric effect and non native emf.

>> No.13460858

>>13459593
>It's the only scientifically effective method to reverse atherosclerosis
Alcoholics have clean arteries

>> No.13461094

>>13459509
Linus Pauling beat you to it :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRSx5-5UdpY

>> No.13461137

>>13459735
greedy. thats more than any normal person makes it in lifetime work.

>> No.13461144

cardarine already exists

>> No.13461150

>>13459735
you should do some dynamic option in it like microsoft did with 50cent per sold copy

>> No.13461168

the cure to metabolic syndrome is to not eat junk food and to eat edible foods found in nature and supplement that by walking around outside a few days a week

i hope i dont get shot in the head for this post

>> No.13461221

>>13461094
Fucking pharma mafia motherfuckers...

My father had 4 stents placed on heart arteries and the medics told him that he will have to take blood thinners and statins forever, though simply by taking vitamin C he wouldn't need to take those fucking drugs?

That's fucked up... I'm going to do some research on this, thank you based anon.

>> No.13461228

Fasting 10 days in a row, once or twice In a year

>> No.13461278

>>13461221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0lEmXJD7p4

Linus figured it out

>> No.13461308

>>13460858
Yeah but who wants fatty liver, cirrosis and diabetus?

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>>13459509
Do you need dem oracls fo yo solution?

>> No.13462206

>>13459545
Has it been fda approved?

Cuz if not, you're officially larping as a biotech startup

>> No.13462280

>>13459509
Got a cure for lipoprotein a? Mine is 450 nmol/l and theres not a thing known to science to lower it. Gonna death in 5 years tops. Arteries are hard as a rock and blood pressure is sky high.

>> No.13462292

>>13459509
None if you just tell us

>> No.13462326

>>13460149
Fuck is this

>> No.13462340

>>13459912

Even if you're larping, you wont get anywhere unless you clear stage 2 and 3. I highly doubt you have "the cure" as no one single individual has that capital.

Tried anf tested against varying ages, genders, and ethnical demographics? With no adverse side effects?

Lmao larp. Im a cardiology reg with an undergrad + research in med chem/ drug synth, so i absolutely know you're waffling.

Even if yourr a CEO of some biotech start up with good positive results in micro trial environments, theres no way of knowing its trur efficacy and toxicity until you go through S2 and S3.

>> No.13462349

>>13462206

X10000

>> No.13462400

>>13462280
That shit must suck. Got any plans for the future?

>> No.13462728

>>13462280
Deep breathing, its been mentioned in this thread earlier. If you deep breath regularly, it will balance the ph of your blood. Its also free.

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>>13459589
>>13459735
Why not just publish it then Dr. Altruistic Bean Boy?

>> No.13462897

>>13459687
>knows nothing about nutrients
heme iron has a cancer risk. plant iron can still be absorbed.

>> No.13463011

>>13462854
Because he is a faggot who knows nothing of value, that's why.

>> No.13463256

>>13459509
100%. Your ass is grass if you help useless eaters.

>> No.13463744

i cured my pre-diabetes and metabolic syndrome with:
>12/12 intermittent fasting
>eating veggies with every meal
>only fish meat and fish oil supplements
>only drink water and coffee
No real rocket science really. Its almost like everybody knows whats good for him deep inside but very few follow through the diet because there is so much addictive shit looking at you from every fucking store and it cost almost nothing to go overboard with mouthpleasure

>> No.13464584

>>13459593
vegan is the only way, but big pharma and big meat doesn't want people to know.

>> No.13464617

>>13464584
sound like I should start a big vegan company, I'll be filthy rich

>> No.13464650

>>13459509
the only cure for that is reduction of calories

>> No.13465758

>The main components of metabolic syndrome include obesity, high blood pressure, high blood triglycerides, low levels of HDL cholesterol and insulin resistance.

Obesity comes from leptin resistence. Your respiratory proteins in your oxidative phosphorylation pathway/electron transpprt chain are inefficient and your missing out on making the 36 molecules of ATP from it and relying more heavily on anaerobic glycolysis. You're starving despite the calories. Try Jack Kruse's leptin prescription. This will take you to consuming less than 50g carbs a day (fruits/grains/sugar are all loaded in deuterium and will devastate your ATP synthase and mitochondrial osmolarity) . In order to get your calories you'll need to up your intake of other macronutrients. Too much protein will affect your insulin levels so stick with 70% fats like avocado, ghee, MCT, duck fat, olive oil. Eat lots of seafood for the DHA and get lots of sunlight with bare feet and do cold thermogensis. Grounding/earthing greatly increases the efficiency of the photoelectric effect for producing hormones in your retinal epithelial cells from incoming light. IR light on your skin will also penetrate to your blood vessels and help to smooth them out and break down cholesterol in the walls. The cold thermogenesis will help to bring your electron transport chain proteins closer together with every angstrom of distance between them reduced leading to a 10x gain in efficiency of the pathway.