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>> No.13455229

>>13455209
Take off my cloths for money. EZ

>> No.13455230

>>13455209
Play vidya until I die
You captured the wrong neet

>> No.13455231

shill for creg

>> No.13455239

>>13455229
>>13455230
Both good options

>> No.13455247

Sell my nudes and use the money to go all in bitcoin SV

>> No.13455253

>>13455229
>>13455230
bullish

>> No.13455252
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13455252

>>13455209
>mpeg related

>> No.13455269

Sell my boipucc to thirsty perverts

>> No.13455272

start gofundme scam about having a child with rare cancer or something and needing to raise $5000 within 10 days or else theyll die and post some sob post on plebbit

>> No.13455286

Call the police and sue my captors for a million bucks then settle for 10k.

>> No.13455290

/biz > i know i am getting banned for this but i need 2 BTC to ADR: XXXX . i will die in 30 days.

>> No.13455300

>>13455209
Make a Fiverr account and build websites for cheap, while doing other stuff like UHRS and Mechanical Turk in any down time. I'd also collect stolen cards from darknet dumps as a backup.

I have good credit though so I'd just get a $5000 loan on the first day.

>> No.13455316

>>13455209
whore myself on the webcam

>> No.13455332

explain my situation to people and ask for donations in crypto to help me out of the room

>> No.13455341

>>13455300
>Make a Fiverr account and build websites for cheap
How would you ensure enough people coming for that? Is there a large demand for it?

>> No.13455360

>Android emulator
>Tender
>Download some slut's photo portfolio
>Start catfishing and ask them to donate cash so I can visit them

>> No.13455372

Take advantage of my twink body

>> No.13455391
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13455391

cash out some of my crypto

>> No.13455394

>>13455341
There is a demand for anything if the price is right. Since your life is on the line for a month you can be flexible. Whoring also works.

>> No.13455401

>>13455209
I would fap vigorously for 30 days and then die

>> No.13455450

I would make a thread on biz asking how to do it and then die 30 days later

>> No.13455457
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13455457

>>13455391
>access brainwallet
>withdraw $5,000
nothing personel coinlets

>> No.13455477

contact a friend of mine that scams people for a living

>> No.13455478

>>13455209
make fap videos for two weeks straight
post footage to all porn websites, all of them.
earn ad revenue
Put a random shit up to my ass
again to all porn websites
Last week I make cooking videos and post all of them on all porn sites.
Earn more ad revenue.
I will be somewhere around 30k+.
Are you satisfied?

>> No.13455491
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13455491

>>13455209
Keep doing what iam already doing. My furry porn game.

>> No.13455494

>>13455209
Yeah, probably Chaturbate gay for pay every day until $5,000.

>> No.13455501

>>13455209
login to my online banking and transfer $5000

>> No.13455511

>>13455209
I'd run an exit scam.

>> No.13455519

>>13455209
suck your dick on cam

>> No.13455688

>>13455341
Because I've done it before. I'm far more skilled than the usual bottom feeding pajeets, and that doesn't go unnoticed for long.