/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Universe Mapping from Google's iExec department
>Minority Reports created with Future Prediction Accuracy up to 95%
>Moonbase uplink connections providing datastream potentiality cross-platform
>SkyNet Mech-warriers deployed through the Franco-Sino Empire - rentable via payment in RLC
>Smartcontracts for every aspect of daily life
>Omniscient AI which builds itself physically into a super-computer like the one from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
>iExec will do for 3D-printing what Blockbuster did for VHS
>Totally functional and error-free utopian society where everyone wears white or silver jumpsuits
>Invisibility-Cloaking
>12 new moons in low-Earth orbit which act as giant WiFi hubs
>Microsoft Encarta Time Travel Edition VR software allowing Open-World 4K exploration of the entire history of planet Earth in VR
>Underground cyber-punk / droog-zone ultra-violence society where RLC is the only currency due to demand for all of the above

V3 is released in 18 days and beta-versions of at least 7 of these Dapps will be launched.
Gilles Fedak will appear on-stage in a fully-functional iExec-powered IronMan suit at a special press conference to provide further details.
If you don't already hold a bag, buy one now or regret forever.

>>13453732
ANONS DON'T FALL FOR THIS FRENCHINK SCAM, IT'S TOTAL CRAP, DUMPING IS NEAR

>>13453790
I doubt anyone will fall for it and even if they do, it'll be a learning lesson for them. Look at this shill spam of the "features". I bet that not a single feature is finished and working. Look at LINK. They write thousands of words about what it does and it'll never even leave testnet.

Overpromise and underdeliver. The shitcoin way.

>>13453823
I wont sell :)

>>13453790
>>13453823

Did you two faggots seriously not even notice that this post is obvious satire?
Just look at the ridiculous things listed in the OP.

Jesus. The absolute state of /biz/.

>>13453823
This is a lame copypasta, if you look at the "features", they are all cloned from other coins, or just total crap.
No support for this shitcoin, just marketing, they are dumping it as soon as it has a small raise.
> free money

>>13453851
Got me, it seemed the copypasta shit they usually put here

>>13453869
>>13453851
>>13453823
you are all a bunch of mongoloids.

"muh fundamentals"
"muh chink scam"
If instead of caring so much about fundamentals you would just buy things and sell them just before the release date you would have actually made money instead of buying high selling low everytime because "muh fundamentals".

Look at monero's returns over the past few years and compare this with absolute shitcoins like verge, cripple, tron, neo, vechink, ziliqa and whatever the fuck else you can think up.
All of these except monero have 1 thing in common: THEY PUMP AND DUMP.
RLC has a BIG fucking release coming next month. It has just dumped because of btc's parabolic rise the last few weeks.
Big brains would buy either now or wait for it to dump harder if you expect btc to rise before rlc and buy then and DUMP before they release their shit.

Cant believe the state of you inbred fucks. If you want a coin that has solid fundamentals there's only a few:
Bitcorn
Ethereum
Monero

If you want don't have 100k invested in either one of these and are hoping to become a millionaire you can fucking forget it. You have to ride these smaller cap pumps and jump ship when you are up.
That means fuck the fundamentals, buy the hype sell the news. Let the reddit faggots hold their vechink bags to -90% whilst you look for the next one.

>>13454016
Keep playing Gordon Gekko untill you'll lose all of your capital, fucking imbecile.

>J0-R64N-DMT Protocol
>Microsoft Encarta Time Travel Edition VR

Kek

>>13454046
>all muh capital
Fuck that capital. Either I make it big or I lose whatever I invested. I"m not here for some shitty 10000$ "profit" after 5 years

>>13454062
> puts money on pnd scams, hopes to dump before the scammers do
> doesn't trust in valuable projects
> searches for 90x gains
You're undoubtely on the good road, poor nigger.

>>13454101
Keep hodling your bitcorn and keep praying for a 10x from here in the coming 5 years, if it even happens with the bullshit blockstream is pulling.

>>13453851
>Chimp and Gorilla communication device - using "J0-R64N-DMT Protocol"
Keked

>>13453732
Yay, I was thinking where rlc shills were at

>>13454156
I don't hold Btc, but it's a valuable asset.

>>13454259
> pajeets refused to be paid in rlc
> Gilles the phFag ran out of budget

>>13454062
do you wagekek?

>>13454259
Big things coming very soon anon.
Hodl strong.

>>13454940
Team is being silent on purpose, big news in coming months after v3

Insider here, sell all your RLCies!!!!!!